Thought I'd take the Facebook 10 second interview and post the results here. And add a few questions of my own...
Hello, hi or hey? Salutations, plebe, my name is Jenny. You may demonstrate your awe of me either by prostrating youself at my feet or offering me some sort of sweet beverage. Faster, vermin, I don't have all day!
If you had to get a tattoo, what would it be? My own beautiful face, emblazoned on my chest.
In 10 years, I'll be... dead, probably. A nameless, headless corpse found in a canal somewhere with bricks tied to my feet.
My philosophy is... never, ever, ever tell people what you really think of them to their faces. Just tell other people what you think behind their back. And if they do ever find out what you've said, deal with it by taking the grown up approach - complete and utter denial.
I collect... people.
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no... ...don't touch me.
Tom Cruise: Crazy Town or misunderstood? Oh... no, wait a moment, I think I know the answer to this one... oh yes, there it is - I DON'T CARE!
What did you say the last time you drunk-dialled? HOW DARE YOU, MADAM, HOW DARE YOU? (Or something to that effect.)
No matter how badly I needed the money, I'd never... You seem to be labouring under the delusion that there is a limit to how far I would go for cold hard cash.
My comfort food is... the misery of others.
If I wrote a porno, I'd title it... Titty-titty gang-bang.
What will your last words be? Don't touch me, I don't know where you've been.
Where will you be found on a Saturday night? Probably in some gay bar singing Kareoke with a drag queen. Or face down in a pool of my own vomit. Whichever.
What do you do for a living? I taste dog food to make sure it's not poisonous.
What are you going to do now you've finished this interview? Go and water my flowers. My, but they're looking splendid today...
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