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Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter. Disclaimer: Yes, Eden will get finished. My life has been too hectic to write much in the past few months, but I am writing whenever I get the time. It will be finished. I promise. Would I lie to you? Look at that innocent little face. Name: Jenny Age: 21 Occupation: Magnificent £10 whore Address: Out of your league Starsign: Cancer Hometown: Dodgy part of London Family: One mother - tavern wench and drunkard. Possible father - thief and desperado. One brother - accountant. Height: Short arse. Eyes: Black orbs of despair. Hair: Is fabulous. Hobbies: Thievery, confidence trickery, molestation, charity work. Now go. Live your life, and prosper. 'Well, whores will have their trinkets.' - Dylan Moran | |||||||||
1. Eden » reviewsAn obsession that destroys everything it touches.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 47 - Words: 347,626 - Reviews: 2604 - Updated: 4-12-09 - Published: 4-17-07 - Hermione G. & Lucius M.2. Year Five at Warner Brothers reviews‘A feast of righteous anger, razor-sharp wit, and fictitious ramblings. Blends nonsensical musings with low-brow immaturity and perverse lustful speculation. I, personally, would never miss such lulz.’ – From a review by Charles DickensHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,362 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 2-18-09 - Hermione G. & Ron W.3. The Prophet Interviews Lucius Malfoy reviewsDuring his stay in Azkaban, Lucius Malfoy was interviewed by a hapless reporter from the Daily Prophet.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 1-18-09 - Lucius M. & OC - Complete4. The Victim reviewsLucius muses on the matter of her eyes.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-30-08 - Lucius M. & Hermione G. - Complete5. Year Four at Warner Brothers reviewsMercilessly mocks the Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire movie. Obscenity and profanity and shipping wars - oh my!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,766 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 11-6-08 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete6. Year Three at Warner Brothers reviewsA.k.a. Hermione Granger and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Extracs the urine from the PoA movie. Total Crack and utterly obscene content.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,114 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 10-15-08 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete7. The Secret Diary of Lucius Malfoy » reviewsThe memoirs, musings and meanderings of Malfoy Senior, written during his final year as a free man. Read all about his evil scheming, the train crash that is his love life, and, most importantly, his image problems.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,137 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 9-28-07 - Published: 4-22-07 - Lucius M. - Complete8. Falling through Darkness reviewsGinny Weasley will do anything to forget her past. Anything and everything. GWRL, GWTR, GWLM. WARNING Self harm, cross gen sex, hints of non con, under age drinking and self induced vomiting. Enjoy!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 4-28-07 - Ginny W. & Remus L. - Complete
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