| SpiceChaiPrincessOfDoom |
Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter, Modern Faerie Tales, Bleach, Death Note, Inheritance Cycle, and Ben 10. stuff about me AKA everyone loves a narcissist: things i like: music, yaoi/slash, soccer, kickboxing, fashion magazines, turkey pastrami, fazio luigi (stripping), my camera, fish sauce, writing essays, middle-aged british actors (Hugh Laurie, Alan Rickman, Julian Sands, etc.) things i dislike: presumptions, history with la bruja lydon, perms, bagpipes, baby powder, paper towels things i hate: scallops (disgusting fishy blobs), haters, stupid/ignorant/irritating people, incompetence (i hate hate hate stupid people who can't do stuff right especially), mothers who let their small sick children TOUCH STUFF, tubas height: 175 cm weight: 62 kg hair: blond eyes: hypnotic species: ? other (and the mysteries of life): i like beta-ing. i will beta for you. please pm me... whoo... concert soon. the band sucks. yup. nuff said. why do i have two papers due? why are they in different languages? why am i not doing them? why does my creepy history teacher have such a hot son? | |||||||
1. The Truth About Pregnancy reviewsM-Preg? Oh, that's canon now. We DO have to work on the slash though. So, without further ado, here's what REALLY happened that one time Ben got knocked up. Bevin oneshot. T for mentions of baby-making ish .Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-13-09 - Ben T. & Kevin - Complete2. Draco Malfoy Sighed reviewsHPDM slash, wildly AU and most likely OOC. Harry Potter is a young musician, Draco Malfoy is a young lord novelist. Their worlds will collide - how? Read on to find out. T for safety. oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,100 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-13-09 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete3. The Battle of Dragons and Affections reviewsThe Battle..." Hm. It sounds almost epic. Well, in fact, it's actually almost crack. But that's okay, because it's one of the best pairings ever - EragonxMurtagh. Slash oneshot, rated M for safety.Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-31-08 - Eragon S. & Murtagh - Complete4. Couch reviewsHPDM slash, don't like - don't read. There is a couch. A really really ugly couch. Draco buys it and stuff happens. Oneshot, rated T for safety.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-20-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete5. Cold Feet reviewsoneshot: has almost no point, except discussing L's cold feet. literally. L/Light if you squint REALLY hard.Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-5-08 - L & Light Y. - Complete6. The Weakness of Ron! » reviewsGinny prevails! Ron is threatened by Ginny, and must fulfill her requests! NOT INCEST - finished, finally though last chapter is a bit of a joke...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 9-21-08 - Published: 3-11-07 - Ron W. - Complete7. Smoothie Mistake reviewsKiego is standing outside a door and misunderstands a conversation between Ichigo and Renji. Sort of AU oneshot. Can be seen as Ichigo/Renji, or not. The title is a really bad pun, but you should read and review anyway!Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-11-08 - Renji A. & Ichigo K. - Complete8. Better than an Ice Cube reviewsIt's a hot day in Soul Society, and some interesting things happen because of it... Renji/Byakuya - implied yaoi. oneshotBleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-11-08 - Byakuya K. & Renji A. - Complete9. Breathing Red reviewsJust a bit of a drabble about Ukitake coughing. Can be taken as character death, or not. Please read and review!Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-6-08 - Ukitake J. - Complete10. Interruption reviewsJames and Lily are just looking for a nice, quiet place to snog, but instead they find...something else. JPLE and SBRL pairings. Warining: SLASH. Don't like, don't read. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-24-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete11. On The Same Side » reviewsHPDM fic that was going to be angsty...and isn't really. Set after the war, but no real spoilers. Extremely character centric. Warning: Slash - don't like, don't read. Rated T for some language, and because I don't really like K. COMPLETE.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-24-08 - Published: 2-5-08 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete12. And a Very Violent Christmas to You reviewsAn 11th division Xmas fic, has some of the other characters too some pairing hints, but nothing real or definite. Please read and review! ONESHOT- slightly OOC in some parts.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-24-07 - Complete13. My Cookie reviewsOrihime and Rukia plot to get Ishida and Ichigo together during a Xmas party, but they can't seem to manage to get it to work. Even so, they could get together on their own, couldn't they? Warning: SLASH! Don't like, don't read! Oneshot IchiIshiBleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11-2-07 - Ichigo K. & Ishida U. - Complete14. All Good Things reviewsA Marauders tribute poem sort of. It's really for when the Marauders leave Hogwarts, and can be seen from any POV.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-11-07 - Complete15. All Of Eternity reviewsFluffy KayeRoiben drabble Kaye isn't certain about their relationship, but Roiben manages to disperse all her worries. Please R&R!Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-16-07 - Complete