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Author has written 1 story for Assassin's Creed. My teachers stress to us that we shouldn't give out our name on the internet, so yeah. You're not getting my name, you'll have to beat it out of me. Age: Old enough to drive. Gender: Does it matter? I live in some little hick town in Ohio, but the town is historical. A famous battle was fought here. A cookie goes out to who ever can guess the name of my hometown. So, yes, I am an American, and English is my first language. If I make a mistake in my writings, then its because I was typing to fast, and I missed it when I checked over my work. Yes, I do reread my chapters many times before I post, but sometimes I miss things. So if there is something wrong with one of my chapters please tell me. My pet peeves: my brothers My favorite song is "Get Out Alive" by Three Days Grace. My favorite Saying: 'Some people are like Slinky's. Not really good for anything...but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.'--No idea who wrote this, but it was hilarious so I put it on here. My Unlikely Hero Story Quote: 'So I strive to bring you people awesomeness, laughs, and heart felt replies forever and ever.' --Nice huh? ;) My favorite TV shows: Supernatural, The Listener, Angel, Stargate Atlantis, Smallville, and Dukes of Hazzard. My favorite movies: "3:10 to Yuma" (The remake), Gladiator, Master & Commander, The Quick and the Dead, Blood and Chocolate, Mummy Movies: all three, X-men Movies: all three, and Van Helsing. My favorite books: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, The Host, Once an Outlaw, the whole Alex Rider series, whole Stone Creek series, and Heartbreaker. My Favorite X-box 360/PS2 Games: Assassin's Creed(X-Box 360), Kingdom Hearts: 1 and 2(PS2), Left 4 Dead(XBox) My favorite actors/ actresses: Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki, David Boreanez, Russell Crowe, Hugh Jackman, and Jenifer Aniston Potzy101 is my younger cousin just so ya people know. She's my best and first friend. I know, my life is sad, my cousin is my best friend, but there are others. People at school call me "Poof" because my two older brothers were called that throughout High School, and I guess it'll continue onto me. Why they got called that I'll never know it just sort of happened, I guess. I have two older brothers named Matthew and Chad, and Yes I did put them in my story 'Unlikely Hero'. The first part of chapter one is based on things that happened to me when I wanted to play 'Assassin's Creed'. The whole thing about locking the door is true too. I have a mom and dad like everyone else, and a lot of times my excuse for not updating is because I am busy with taking care of my mom. My mom is in a wheel chair and I sometimes forget that people don't know that. I live in a small town where everybody knows everybody so I just assume people know the whole situation with my mom. So, sorry to those of you that I confuse when I say that. You know you live in 2007 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen-name or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile. 11 PEOPLE ON A ROPE Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter. 10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that 1 had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping . --My Aunt E-mailed this to me, I thought it was funny so I put it on my Profile. Sorry to all the men who read it, nothing personal. Three Men on a Hike Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side the first man prayed: "God, please give me the strength to cross the river." Poof!...God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the second man prayed: "God, please give me the strength and the tools to cross the river." Poof!...God gave him a rowboat and big arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once. Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: "God, please give me the strength, the tools, and the intelligence to cross the river." Poof!...He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream, and walked across the bridge. --Go ahead send this to any woman who needs a good laugh and to any man who can handle it. --Again from my aunt. She E-mails me a lot of weird but hilarious stuff. Again sorry to all the men. Computer trouble I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose room looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away I called after him, "So what was wrong?" He replied, "It was an ID ten T error." I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An 'ID ten T error'? What's that in case I need to fix it again." Eric grinned..."Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?" "No." I replied. "Write it down, " He said, "and I think you'll figure it out." So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T I used to like Eric... --Not a story about me or anyone I know. Just found it on the Internet. My name is Tiffany I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Tiffany I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me And you can help Sickens me top the soul, And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do Is pass this on! --IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE POST THIS POEM TO YOUR PROFILE. IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CAUSE I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE BITCH THAT KILLED YOU! SEND IT TO YOUR TRUE FRIENDS A friend calls you while you're in jail, a best friend visits you while you're in jail and a true friend will be sitting next to you yelling, "THAT WAS AWESOME LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!" If you have a true friend copy and paste this into your profile. SOMEONE MAKES FUN OF YOU. A GOOD FRIEND WOULD MAKE FUN OF THEM BACK. A TRUE FRIEND WOULD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM FOR YOU. copy and paste in profile if you have any "true" friends. I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love. MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS: For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. bolded ones apply to me I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been looking for something that was right in front of your face the whole time, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tried to turn something on that wasn't plugged in and then spent hours wondering why it didn't work, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think the meaning of life is 42, copy and paste this into your profile. If your high school class was or is made up of all females, yourself among them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think brunette moments can be worse then blond. Copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile. If you know someone, or several people, who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile. If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you become annoyed easily by bad 'yo mama' jokes, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile 90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile If you are mad that they have not discovered Tatooine, Naboo, Coruscant, and Kashyyykk, and all the other star systems out there, copy and paste this to your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off. If you have fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile. If you think the Rabbit should either kill the kids who won't give him trix, or transform them into something other than 'kids' copy and paste this into your profile. | |||||||||
1. Unlikely Hero » reviewsEmma had a normal life, well what is normal really? However, her life changes forever when she falls asleep and wakes up in the Assassin's Creed game, but things aren't quite what they seem. Rated T for now/ M rating possible for future chapters. CH.13 upAssassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,485 - Reviews: 104 - Updated: 6-14-09 - Published: 4-19-08
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