
My name is Jodi Pottkotter I'm 16 years old and I love writing stories. Mostly Supernatural, but recently I've taken a shine to Assassin's Creed and Westerns and Stargate Atlantis.
My picture is of me and my friend, Samantha Schoenherr. I'm on the left and she's on the right. It was taken a few days ago (5/1/08) at the Ohio State Football Field. We're sitting on the big O in the middle of the field. It was awesome!! I hope to get to go there when there's an actual game going on!!
I live in some little hick town in Ohio, but the town is historical. A famous battle was fought here. A cookie goes out to who ever can guess the name of my hometown. So yes I am a American, and English is my first language. If I make a mistake in my writings, then its because I was typing to fast, and I check over my work, or I did and didn't see it. So if there is something wrong with one of my chapters please tell me.
Gender: Female, but I like writing from the man's point of view though. I didn't do that in any of my stories on Fan fiction, it's in my western story that I hope to someday get published!!
Hair color: Brown
Eye Color: Baby blue
Height: 5' 8"
My hobbies include hanging out with my friends, writing in my stories, watching TV, watching movies, reading on fan fiction, listening to music, and sleeping.
My pet peeves are my brothers, and people saying "why" over and over again. Actually its just if they keep on saying the same thing over and over, I just wanna slap em' around.
My favorite color is light blue.
My favorite song is "Get Out Alive" by Three Days Grace. It's totally awesome!!
My favorite Saying: 'Some people are like slinkys. Not really good for anything...but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.'
My favorite animal is a wolf, mostly grayish black ones, but I like em all.
My favorite game is Assassin's Creed.
My favorite genres of books are romance, western, adventure, action, fantasy, and mystery.
I prefer fiction books rather then nonfiction and biographies, they bore me to death.
My favorite TV show is Supernatural.
My favorite movie is "3:10 to Yuma" (The remake)
My favorite books: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipes, The Host, Silver Master, Turner's Woman, The Ranger, Once and Outlaw, The Healer, Night Play, Stray, Rouge, Walk on the Wild Side, and Devil May Cry.
My favorite actor is either Jensen Ackles or Russell Crowe, I can't decide. I like Jensen cause he's hott, but Russell is hott AND he's very charming, but he's too old for me, well both of them are...BLAST.
Potzy101 is my younger cousin just so ya people know, her name is Amanda Pottkotter, and shes my best and first friend. I know, my life is sad, my cousin is my best friend, but there are others.
People at school call me "Poof" because my two older brothers were called that throughout High School, and I guess it'll continue onto me. Why they got called that I'll never know it just sort of happened, I guess.
I have two older brothers named Mathew and Chad, and Yes I did put them in one of my stories. The first part of chapter one is based on things that happened to me when I wanted to play assassin's creed. The whole thing about locking the door is true too. I have a mom and dad like everyone else, and a lot of times my excuse for not reviewing or updating is because I am busy with taking care of my mom. My mom is in a wheel chair and I sometimes forget that people don't know that. I live in a small town where everybody knows everybody so I just assume people know that my mom's in a wheel chair. Sorry to those of you that I confuse when I say that.
You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen-name or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.
11 PEOPLE ON A ROPE
Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter.
10 men and 1 woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that 1 had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall.
They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.
As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping .
--My Aunt E-mailed this to me, I thought it was funny so I put it on my Profile. Sorry to all the men who read it.
Three Men on a Hike.
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side the first man prayed:
"God, please give me the strength to cross the river."
Poof!...God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed:
"God, please give me the strength and the tools to cross the river."
Poof!...God gave him a rowboat and big arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed:
"God, please give me the strength, the tools, and the intelligence to cross the river."
Poof!...He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream, and walked across the bridge.
--Go ahead send this to any woman who needs a good laugh and to any man who can handle it. --Again from my aunt. She E-mails me a lot of weird but hilarious stuff. Again sorry to all the men.
Computor trouble
I was having trouble with my computor. So I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose room looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away I called after him, "So what was wrong?"
He replied, "It was an ID ten T error."
I didn't want to appear stupid, but nontheless inquired, "An 'ID ten T error'? What's that in case I need to fix it again."
Eric grinned..."Haven't you ever heard of an ID then T error before?"
"No." I replied.
"Write it down, " He said, "and I think you'll figure it out."
So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T
I used to like Eric...
--Not a story about me or anyone I know. Just found it on the internet.