Author has written 2 stories for Assassin's Creed, and Misc. Books.
Name: I Am Number 10!!! Hehe!!
Age: Old enough to drive...
Gender: I think you can figure it out on your own...
I live in some little town in Ohio, but the town is historical. A famous battle was fought here. A cookie goes out to whom ever can guess the name of my hometown. So, yes, I am an American, and English is my first language. If I make a mistake in my writings, then it's because I was typing too fast, and I missed it when I checked over my work. Yes, I do reread my chapters many times before I post, but sometimes I miss things. So if there is something wrong with one of my chapters please tell me.
My pet peeves: my brothers
My favorite song is "Passions" From the Kingdom Hearts game.--It soothes headaches!!! Whoohoo!!
My favorite Saying: 'Some people are like Slinky's. Not really good for anything...but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.'--No idea who wrote this, but it was hilarious so I put it on here.
My Unlikely Hero Story Quote: 'So I strive to bring you people awesomeness, laughs, and heart felt replies forever and ever.' --Nice huh? ;)
My favorite TV shows: Supernatural, Moonlight, White Collar, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Bones, House M.D., Angel, Stargate Atlantis, and Dukes of Hazzard.
My favorite movies: Gladiator, Master & Commander, The Mummy: all three, X-Men: all Five, Van Helsing, Underworld: all three, Riddick: all three, She's the Man, Sydney White, The Ugly Truth, It's a Boy/Girl Thing, and 17 Again...The list goes on and on.
My favorite books: I Am Number Four, Twilight series, The Host, Maximum Rider series, Alex Rider series, Harry Potter series, Ranger's Apprentice series, and The Last Apprentice series.
My favorite Authors: Linda Lael Miller, Amanda Ashley, Sherrilyn Kenyon, Stephanie Meyers, Jodi Thomas, James Patterson, John Flanagan, and Joseph Delaney.
My Favorite X-box 360/PS2 Games: Assassin's Creed: All Four(X-Box 360), Kingdom Hearts: 1 & 2(PS2), Left 4 Dead(X-Box 360), Enslaved, Red Dead Redemption and RDR: Undead Nightmare, L.A. Noir, and Fable: All Three.
My favorite Actors/Actresses: Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki, David Boreanez, Russell Crowe, Hugh Jackman, Zac Effron, Hilary Duff, Kate Beckinsale, Bruce Willis, Amanda Bynes, Jenifer Aniston, and many, many more.
Potzy101 is my younger cousin just so ya people know. She's my best and first friend. I know, my life is sad, my cousin is my best friend, but there are others.
I have two older brothers named Matthew and Chad, and Yes I did put them in my story 'Unlikely Hero'. The first part of chapter one is based on things that happened to me when I wanted to play 'Assassin's Creed'. A lot of times my excuse for not updating is because I am busy with taking care of my mom. My mom is in a wheel chair and I sometimes forget that people don't know that. I live in a small town where everybody knows everybody so I just assume people know the whole situation with my mom. So, sorry to those of you that I confuse when I say that.
Okay. The reason why the chapter is so short is my original chapter was deleted by my friend's older brother, who is a computer genius, while he was fixing my laptop. Natrually my first thought was 'oh no my reviewer's will have to wait longer!' and then it was 'Damn! Now I'll have to retype it and I don't remember what I had happen!' It was tragic because that chapter was awesome!
Also I would've typed more but matt is still restricting my access to the Internet and right now was the only time for me to update it. Heh. yeah. So I hope you enjoyed the chapter, what little there was to enjoy, anyway. Catch ya later!
P.S. I was thinking about putting up a story that has no connection to anything on here. It's my own idea, all the characters are mine. I was just wondering if any of you would consider reading it. Give me your imput. Thanks!!
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
7.Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. (I have done this while hold hands with my friend Brittany...nobody cared. Which goes to show you how often something dumb happens at our school. Hehe... :( I miss High School!!!)
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. (I did this on a dare. The guy looked at me weird, but I got my diet water...and it was delicious!! Lmao!!!)
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". (My Dad did this once at an Arby's drive-through. LMAO!!! Priceless!!!)
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. (Tried this too...didn't work.)
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" (Did this just the other day...Manda thought I was dumb...nothing new there!! HAHA!!!)
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,"Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." (I don't have kids!!!)
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.
MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:
I do not claim any of these. And for references I am in fact a Gemini. Copy and paste your sign.
AQUARIUS - The Slut
PISCES - The Addict
LEO - The Cool One
CANCER - The Smart One.
ARIES- The Irresistible One
SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits
TAURUS- The Aggressive One
LIBRA - The Partner for Life
CAPRICORN - The Cute One
SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One
VIRGO- The Promiscuous One
GEMINI - The Liar
female come backs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
37 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
A guy and a girl were riding on a motorcycle...
-In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love then copy this into your profile.
“A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.”
“Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... “
“What doesn't kill us only makes us stronger.”
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
"There are only 3 real sports: bull-fighting, car racing and mountain climbing. All the others are mere games."
"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."
There is no abstract art. You must always start with something. Afterwards you can remove all traces of reality.
“He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.”
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.”
“More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.
11 PEOPLE ON A ROPE
Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter.
10 men and 1 woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that 1 had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall.
They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.
As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping .
--My Aunt E-mailed this to me, I thought it was funny so I put it on my Profile. Sorry to all the men who read it, nothing personal.
Three Men on a Hike
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side the first man prayed:
"God, please give me the strength to cross the river."
Poof!...God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed:
"God, please give me the strength and the tools to cross the river."
Poof!...God gave him a rowboat and big arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed:
"God, please give me the strength, the tools, and the intelligence to cross the river."
Poof!...He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream, and walked across the bridge.
--Go ahead send this to any woman who needs a good laugh and to any man who can handle it. --Again from my aunt. She E-mails me a lot of weird but hilarious stuff. Again sorry to all the men.
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose room looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away I called after him, "So what was wrong?"
He replied, "It was an ID ten T error."
I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An 'ID ten T error'? What's that in case I need to fix it again."
Eric grinned..."Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"
"No." I replied.
"Write it down, " He said, "and I think you'll figure it out."
So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T
I used to like Eric...
--Not a story about me or anyone I know. Just found it on the Internet.
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
--IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE POST THIS POEM TO YOUR PROFILE.
IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CAUSE I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE BITCH THAT KILLED YOU! SEND IT TO YOUR TRUE FRIENDS
A friend calls you while you're in jail, a best friend visits you while you're in jail and a true friend will be sitting next to you yelling, "THAT WAS AWESOME LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!" If you have a true friend copy and paste this into your profile.
SOMEONE MAKES FUN OF YOU. A GOOD FRIEND WOULD MAKE FUN OF THEM BACK. A TRUE FRIEND WOULD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM FOR YOU. copy and paste in profile if you have any "true" friends.
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