Name: I Am Number 10!!! Hehe!!

Age: Old enough to drive...

Gender: I think you can figure it out on your own...

I live in some little town in Ohio, but the town is historical. A famous battle was fought here. A cookie goes out to whom ever can guess the name of my hometown. So, yes, I am an American, and English is my first language. If I make a mistake in my writings, then it's because I was typing too fast, and I missed it when I checked over my work. Yes, I do reread my chapters many times before I post, but sometimes I miss things. So if there is something wrong with one of my chapters please tell me.

My pet peeves: my brothers

My favorite song is "Passions" From the Kingdom Hearts game.--It soothes headaches!!! Whoohoo!!

My favorite Saying: 'Some people are like Slinky's. Not really good for anything...but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.'--No idea who wrote this, but it was hilarious so I put it on here.

My Unlikely Hero Story Quote: 'So I strive to bring you people awesomeness, laughs, and heart felt replies forever and ever.' --Nice huh? ;)

My favorite TV shows: Supernatural, Moonlight, White Collar, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Bones, House M.D., Angel, Stargate Atlantis, and Dukes of Hazzard.

My favorite movies: Gladiator, Master & Commander, The Mummy: all three, X-Men: all Five, Van Helsing, Underworld: all three, Riddick: all three, She's the Man, Sydney White, The Ugly Truth, It's a Boy/Girl Thing, and 17 Again...The list goes on and on.

My favorite books: I Am Number Four, Twilight series, The Host, Maximum Rider series, Alex Rider series, Harry Potter series, Ranger's Apprentice series, and The Last Apprentice series.

My favorite Authors: Linda Lael Miller, Amanda Ashley, Sherrilyn Kenyon, Stephanie Meyers, Jodi Thomas, James Patterson, John Flanagan, and Joseph Delaney.

My Favorite X-box 360/PS2 Games: Assassin's Creed: All Four(X-Box 360), Kingdom Hearts: 1 & 2(PS2), Left 4 Dead(X-Box 360), Enslaved, Red Dead Redemption and RDR: Undead Nightmare, L.A. Noir, and Fable: All Three.

My favorite Actors/Actresses: Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki, David Boreanez, Russell Crowe, Hugh Jackman, Zac Effron, Hilary Duff, Kate Beckinsale, Bruce Willis, Amanda Bynes, Jenifer Aniston, and many, many more.

Potzy101 is my younger cousin just so ya people know. She's my best and first friend. I know, my life is sad, my cousin is my best friend, but there are others.

I have two older brothers named Matthew and Chad, and Yes I did put them in my story 'Unlikely Hero'. The first part of chapter one is based on things that happened to me when I wanted to play 'Assassin's Creed'. A lot of times my excuse for not updating is because I am busy with taking care of my mom. My mom is in a wheel chair and I sometimes forget that people don't know that. I live in a small town where everybody knows everybody so I just assume people know the whole situation with my mom. So, sorry to those of you that I confuse when I say that.

Okay. The reason why the chapter is so short is my original chapter was deleted by my friend's older brother, who is a computer genius, while he was fixing my laptop. Natrually my first thought was 'oh no my reviewer's will have to wait longer!' and then it was 'Damn! Now I'll have to retype it and I don't remember what I had happen!' It was tragic because that chapter was awesome!

Also I would've typed more but matt is still restricting my access to the Internet and right now was the only time for me to update it. Heh. yeah. So I hope you enjoyed the chapter, what little there was to enjoy, anyway. Catch ya later!

P.S. I was thinking about putting up a story that has no connection to anything on here. It's my own idea, all the characters are mine. I was just wondering if any of you would consider reading it. Give me your imput. Thanks!!

Potzy

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. (I have done this while hold hands with my friend Brittany...nobody cared. Which goes to show you how often something dumb happens at our school. Hehe... :( I miss High School!!!)

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. (I did this on a dare. The guy looked at me weird, but I got my diet water...and it was delicious!! Lmao!!!)

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". (My Dad did this once at an Arby's drive-through. LMAO!!! Priceless!!!)

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. (Tried this too...didn't work.)

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" (Did this just the other day...Manda thought I was dumb...nothing new there!! HAHA!!!)

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,"Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." (I don't have kids!!!)

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. (Which I am!! HA!)
6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.
7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty.

I do not claim any of these. And for references I am in fact a Gemini. Copy and paste your sign.

AQUARIUS - The Slut
(1/20-2/18)
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - The Addict
(2/19-3/20)
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Cool One
(7/23-8/22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - The Smart One.
(6/22-7/22)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- The Irresistible One
(3/21-4/19)
Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits
(11/22-12/21)
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Aggressive One
(4/20-5/20)
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life
(9/23-10/22)
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CAPRICORN - The Cute One
(12/22-1/19)
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One
(10/23-11/21)
Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not
repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One
(8/23-9/22)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar
(5/21-6/21)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost. (Seriosly...I'm a great liar. :P Oopes.)

female come backs
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
GUYS REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen"

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." (I SOOOOO want to try this one!!)
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

A guy and a girl were riding on a motorcycle...
Girl: slow down i'm scared.
Guy: no this is fun.
Girl: no it's not please it's way to scary!
Guy: then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you now slow down.
Guy: now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself? it's bothering me.

-In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love then copy this into your profile.

Random

“A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.”

“Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... “

“What doesn't kill us only makes us stronger.”

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

"There are only 3 real sports: bull-fighting, car racing and mountain climbing. All the others are mere games."

"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."

There is no abstract art. You must always start with something. Afterwards you can remove all traces of reality.

“He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.”

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.”

“More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

11 PEOPLE ON A ROPE

Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter.

10 men and 1 woman.

The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that 1 had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall.

They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.

As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping .

--My Aunt E-mailed this to me, I thought it was funny so I put it on my Profile. Sorry to all the men who read it, nothing personal.

Three Men on a Hike

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side the first man prayed:

"God, please give me the strength to cross the river."

Poof!...God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed:

"God, please give me the strength and the tools to cross the river."

Poof!...God gave him a rowboat and big arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed:

"God, please give me the strength, the tools, and the intelligence to cross the river."

Poof!...He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream, and walked across the bridge.

--Go ahead send this to any woman who needs a good laugh and to any man who can handle it. --Again from my aunt. She E-mails me a lot of weird but hilarious stuff. Again sorry to all the men.

Computer trouble

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose room looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away I called after him, "So what was wrong?"

He replied, "It was an ID ten T error."

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An 'ID ten T error'? What's that in case I need to fix it again."

Eric grinned..."Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"

"No." I replied.

"Write it down, " He said, "and I think you'll figure it out."

So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T

I used to like Eric...

--Not a story about me or anyone I know. Just found it on the Internet.

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

--IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE POST THIS POEM TO YOUR PROFILE.

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CAUSE I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE BITCH THAT KILLED YOU! SEND IT TO YOUR TRUE FRIENDS

A friend calls you while you're in jail, a best friend visits you while you're in jail and a true friend will be sitting next to you yelling, "THAT WAS AWESOME LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!" If you have a true friend copy and paste this into your profile.

SOMEONE MAKES FUN OF YOU. A GOOD FRIEND WOULD MAKE FUN OF THEM BACK. A TRUE FRIEND WOULD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM FOR YOU. copy and paste in profile if you have any "true" friends.

roxxi_jodi@hotmail.com