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since	: 03-08-07, id: 1233167, Profile Updated: 11-11-09
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Author has written 31 stories for Harry Potter, X-Men: The Movie, 2012, South Park, Twilight, That Was Then, This is Now, and CSI: Miami.

Hi. I'm metacognitive. Before you ask, I am a girl. I like boys, nature, and photography. To take pictures of men whilst frolicking outdoors is probably a dream of mine. My ideal lover resembles Emile Hirsch. Into the Wild style. F~cking beautiful, that man.
I'm a thirteen-year-old eighth grader with the mouth of a sailer and friends who are even worse. Yeah. I'm a minor. So f~ck off, man.

I'm smart.
I speak English and Spanish fluently, not that “Sé Jabla Española” crap so many of you people claim is Spanish, so if you need a translator of some sort, don't hesitate to ask. Reading is my passion, as is writing, which is why I'm on here. And I like other cultures and countries- America is boring.
Chat-speak, or whatever it's called now, annoys me. Shut. Up. I got a text from my father the other day responding to one I sent him saying what 4? I almost died, people.
I listen to most music. Except opera. Or classical. Other than that, my interests vary from Avril Lavigne to Madonna, Mary J. Blige to Kanye West, and Tito 'El Bambino' to Aventura. Romeo's pretty hot too, though.

My current lovers include South Park and CSI:Miami.
That also includes yaoi (:cough:Bunny, ExR:cough:).
Love is love, babe, I don't really care. Have a problem with that? Again: I don't really care.

I also have a fictionpress account in case any of you are interested.

Peace, loves.

metacognitive

Concerning 'Teh' Wonderful Stories:

You can find the Portuguese version of Stuck at Preso, by InfallibleGirl

And if you find any mistakes anywhere, in any of my stories, tell me.
Also: I am poor. All characters included in any of my stories are property of their respected owners. Disclaimers apply and such.

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1. Suffer » reviews
There she was. Barely eighteen, and already broken. AU, Character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-28-09 - Published: 10-17-09 - Charlie W. & Hermione G.

2. Acrostics Are Never Enough reviews
Drabble, 100 words; yaoi: super fluffy Bunny; Here's my list: brave, tough, right. But there's so much more.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-26-09 - Kenny M. & Butters S. - Complete

3. Betrayed reviews
Just because you turned your back on her doesn't mean she returned the favor.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-22-09 - Emily & Leah - Complete

4. Stuck » reviews
Jacob. Leah. And Nessie. What she destroyed. Jacob/Leah/Nessie. Rated for non-graphic scenes/suggestive dialogue.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,421 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 11-21-09 - Published: 11-25-08 - Jacob

5. Rain reviews
She always spent rain storms with him. Semi-AU, Movie; Drabble, 100 words; Slight JxB
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-21-09 - Bella & Jacob - Complete

6. Promise reviews
‘…he’d always whisper to Kate, “You and the kids come first.” He meant that to the very end.’
2012 - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-20-09 - Gordan - Complete

7. Pray for Me reviews
Your mother would have told you that prayer was the road to redemption. It probably wouldn’t have helped, though.
2012 - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-19-09 - Sasha - Complete

8. Unwanted Truths reviews
There were hundreds- thousands, maybe- of people better for Tweek. Drabble, 100 words; Implied Creek.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-13-09 - Craig T. & Tweek T. - Complete

9. Lost reviews
You let him slip through your fingers. Drabble, 100 words; Yaoi: KennyxButtersxCartman;
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-11-09 - Kenny M. - Complete

10. A Woman's Worth reviews
Wallowing in self pity usually gives you all the answers. Drabble, 100 words, CaRWash, CxE.
CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-9-09 - Ryan W. & Calleigh D. - Complete

11. Escape reviews
There's a reason behind everything. Drabble, 100 words.
CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-7-09 - Jesse C. - Complete

12. Disappear reviews
Being that bitter harpy of La Push is easier than showing them what I truly am. ::Rated for language::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-30-09 - Leah - Complete

13. That Which They Discover » reviews
.::Slightly improved drabbles from the now non-existent Muse:: Just because they're invincible doesn't mean they don't experience what we do.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,075 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-17-09

14. 12:02 PM, Pacific Standard Time » reviews
After their plans go awry, two unlikely allies must try to escape a fate they both knew they were risking.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,729 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 10-9-09 - Published: 7-17-09 - Paul & Leah

15. Clashing Personas reviews
They are like fire and ice. One without reign, the other tied to the fence. She, however, is setting him free.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-8-09 - Jasper & Leah - Complete

16. Special reviews
Drabble, 100 words: Before there was Bellatrix, there was Maxine. There was Esther. There was Yvette. "You thought you were special, didn't you?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-26-09 - Bellatrix L. - Complete

17. The Ways of Love reviews
Yes; she does believe that he loved her. Drabble, 100 words, mentioned slash: SiriusRemus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-25-09 - N. Tonks - Complete

18. All's Fair in Love and War reviews
Molly remembers. Drabble, 100 words, character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-25-09 - Molly W. - Complete

19. Almost reviews
Regulus could have been the perfect soldier. Drabble, 100 words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-24-09 - Regulus B. - Complete

20. Control reviews
Victoire takes control. Drabble, 100 words. Mild language.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-24-09 - Victoire W. - Complete

21. Trickster reviews
You were always the trickster, weren't you?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-22-09 - K. Silverfox - Complete

22. Of Regrets and Wonders reviews
Sometimes, Louis sits back and wonders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-21-09 - Louis W. - Complete

23. Questioning reviews
There once was a time where Victoire believed she was in love with Teddy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-19-09 - Victoire W. & Teddy L. - Complete

24. Meanings reviews
“‘You are a Black, child. You are what others wish to be.’” What it meant to be a Black. ::Rated for my paranoia::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-14-09 - Narcissa M. - Complete

25. Genre Drabbles reviews
Emily's abandoned, Sam regrets, and Claire defies. The iPod challenge by genre, focused on the La Push characters; the Cullen's make some cameos, though. ::Rated for language::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-7-09 - Published: 7-22-09 - Complete

26. Outlook reviews
/“Boy meets girl. Girl leaves boy. Boy looks for girl. Girl never stays.”/ The story of one girl's descent into madness and the man who saves her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-22-09 - Embry

27. Announcement reviews
Leah's got a few choice words for some of you authors. Includes bashing, insults, and a whole lot of swearing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-5-09 - Leah - Complete

28. Goddaughters and Black Russians reviews
/'If you so much as look at her the wrong way you'll find yourself with your back against the wall, neck jerked up at an impossible angle, and her voice in your ear, "Just who the ---- do you think you are?"'/ Rated for language. Drabble. Revised.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-7-09 - Leah - Complete

29. Her Majesty reviews
/'You see him standing there and all you want to do is grab him and shake him and ask him what the ---- his problem is.'/ Angela never did understand Bryon. Some of her thoughts after Mark cut her hair. Rated T for swearing and adult situations.
That Was Then, This is Now - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-7-09 - Complete

30. Karma Favors the Imprinted reviews
What's more cruel? Naming your child after your husband's last lover- who just happens to be your cousin- or giving your child said person's middle name? Swearing and mentioning of blood. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-12-08 - Leah - Complete

31. Underestimated reviews
A ceremony, a party, and a rejected dance. The story of Sam and Emily's wedding, and how Leah finally moves on. Leah-centric. One-shot. Rated for mentioned violence.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-11-08 - Leah - Complete

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