ON HIATUS DUE TO LIFE. Sorry, all. It happens.

Alternate Account: http://www.fanfiction.net/pbandjellybeans

For some reason, I thought I'd be posting tons of stories from other fandoms, so I'd make two accounts to keep my anime and non-anime fandoms straight. So far, I've written a crap-load of stories and only posted a few. I plan on putting up several OC stories on my other account, but I really just want to finish them before I put them up, so that I avoid the hassle that I'm having with Heaven Forbid.

Interests: Reading, writing, drawing, running, sleeping, daydreaming, watching movies/TV, talking endlessly, dancing (poorly), painting nails, collecting junk, eating new foods, going to the beach, playing games, traveling, MEN.

About the Author: I'm not sure if there is a singular quality that characterizes my writing style. I like dabbling in different genres; it spices up the writing experience. I like to do one-shots, since I can spend as much time as I want on them without anyone begging for it to be posted. Then again, multi-chapter stories garner far more reviews, which does wonders for my ego. I really want to be the writer whose stories invariably stick with my readers, so much that they will go to my profile to see what other gems I have. Unfortunately, I've had limited success in that department, but that's probably because my pairings are a bit weird. I tend to think about odd pairings, which subsequently results in an irresistible urge to write about them. Crack pairings, in my opinion, are more fun, since they require more creativity to work, but for some reason, I only like crack Naruto pairings. I suppose that's because there are almost no canon pairings, yet a wide variety of characters.

About the Reader: I admit, I like to read what I write. This does not necessarily mean that I read my own stories, but I like to read fanfictions up the same alley. I adore crack pairings, especially multiple in one story. Humor is by far the best genre, as it usually adds to the charm that is a crack pairing. I really read almost anything, even the occasional yaoi story, as long as it's not too lemony, which I avoid in general. Unlike most, I am fine with the infamous OC fiction and high school AUs, as long as they are written well. Surprisingly, there is a good amount of high school fanfictions that won't make one cringe. In any case, I'll read just about anything as long as it has good grammar, a good plot, and good characterization.

About the Reviewer: I admit, I'm not very good at reviewing everything I read. I do, however, review anything I really like. The reason I don't particularly fancy reviewing stories that I read but don't like is because 1) I don't usually read what I don't like and 2) I am very capable of getting mean in my criticism. I don't flame, but I try to be honest. And a lot of the stories are just really bland in nature; it's not really something that can be fixed without a complete rewrite. Since a lot of authors think they're putting up literary masterpieces, I find it a better idea to just let them think that than suggest a total overhaul of their work.

Works in progress:

Nursery Rhymes: Technically not 'in progress'. Just a never-ending side project to let loose the plot bunnies.

Heaven Forbid: Sorry, dear readers, for my sporadic updates. My muses are few and ever-changing, as are my fandoms (despite the fact that I only write for Naruto). Additionally, I've been too busy with life to find time for fanfiction, although I have long since resolved to finish this.

Words of Wisdom: On hiatus. Might continue after finishing Heaven Forbid. More likely to be dropped altogether, in favor of converting Ceramic to a full story.

Deidarella: A little collaboration between Little Kunai and myself that may or may not get posted in the near future. It's a pretty damn funny idea, though.

Once again, thanks to all of my reviewers/favorite-ers/watchers/whatever-ers for your support!