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since: 03-08-07, id: 1233606, Profile Updated: 09-08-09
country: United States
Author has written 13 stories for Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, Star Wars, Yu Yu Hakusho, Castlevania, Trinity Blood, and Metroid.

Name: Classified

Age: Classified

Gender: Female

Location: A galaxy far far away...

Other Stuff: Hello! I'm a huge fan of anime, but since I don't have a good TV, I have to rely on manga instead. My current favorites are: Naruto, Trinity Blood (Father Abel rocks!!), YuYu Hakusho, Yu-Gi-Oh! (Both versions), One Piece, Bleach, and I've taken a recent interest in the Petshop of Horrors series (D is the most unperdicictable character I have ever read...just what goes through that mind of his!?).

I also am a video game lover. Kingdom Hearts, Star Ocean (3), Baiten Kaitos, .hack, both the original and G.U., and Final Fantasy are good ones.

I try to write fanfics all the time. Unfortunately, I have the most annoying habit of getting stuck, then not finishing. I will do my best, but I'm afraid I can't promise. Sorry. I'll try and update as much as possible as well, but since I go to school, that could be quite a challenge.

My new focus seems to be the Petshop of Horrors at the moment, both the original series and the Tokyo version. I can't help but be facinated by Count D, even if he does give me the absolute willies with that creepy smile of his. Leon Orcot is a blast, his little brother Chris is as cute as a button, and the cast inside of the petshop always provide an interesting, if not always entertaining, atmosphere. If you're looking for something different, then I suggest that you pick this one up.

OK, I'll list the pairing I'll be willing to read, even though romance usually isn't my main, unless the story is particularly interesting.

Naruto:

NarutoxHinata (These two are meant to be! Naruto can bring Hinata out of her shell while Hinata can bring Naruto down to earth, without any burn. coughcoughsakuracough)

NarutoxIno (I've seen several well written stories with this pairing, and it seems to have stuck to me.)

SasukexSakura (If Sakura can get through that idiot's head, then I say go for it!)

ItachixSakura (I'll read this once in a while when I'm in the mood, but it doesn't happen too often.)

NejixSakura (I've read a couple which are pretty good, but I don't make a habit out of it.)

Inuyasha:

InuyashaxKagome (Come on, this is a given. I say, "Phooey on Kikyo, she's dead for Pete's sake!" I pray that Inuyasha gets it through his thick skull before it's too late...)

SesshomaruxKagome (This one...I can't help. I especially like it when Kagome is a complete spitfire and sticks up for herself, rather than being a damsel in distress or something. Yes I am a Kagome fan.)

Trinity Blood:

AbelxEsther (What else? I say those two are made for each other!!)

I do not read yaoi or yuri, unless the story shows mega-promise, and if the pairings aren't going to interfere with the main plot line. I have nothing against fans of the pairings themselves, nor those who are gay or lesbian. I just don't read (or write) them myself.

I also hate bashing of any kind. I'll only tolerate it if it doesn't interfere with the story, or if the author has a darn good reason for bashing. This includes lead female characters (such as Sakura, Tea/Anzu, Kagome), families (like the Weasleys), or villians. At least the powerful ones. You have to respect them for lasting long enough to reach such heights in power, right?

I hope you'll enjoy my stories. Let the craziness begin...

Story Ideas:

Title: Iga na Tenkai no Shukumei (Twist of Fate)

Summery: Salis Nilon is a shy fifteen year old American who is transfered to a high school in Tokyo. Her host whom she will live with for the year: Higurashi Kagome. However, things quickly go down hill when Salis comes in contact with a shard of the Shikon, and is dumped along with Kagome in the Senjoku Jidai. With the way back sealed, she will learn that myths can be a terrifying reality.

Title: The Order of Chaos

Summery: A YuYu HakushoxTrinity Blood crossover. When Koenma finds that someone is trying to make a ton of trouble via demons in the future, he decides to send in the best of the best, timeline or no. Meanwhile, the AX Organaization is trying to figure out just what is going on between the Methuselah and these new 'demons' that are wrecking havoc across Europe. How will past and future collide?

Quotes:

I'll add more over time, but right now, these are some of my favorites.

"You punched the President?" - Julius (Independence Day)

"T's called a driver's lisence! You outta git one!" - My dad's 'Redneck Horn' for his car

"You're mad." (Beckett)

"Well thank goodness 'cause if I wasn't this probably'd never work." (Jack Sparrow) - Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

"Can we afford to pretend that she is not a woman scorned which fury hell hath no? I think not." (Jack Sparrow) - Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

Other Stuff:

Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, then copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!: KinKitsune01, adngo714, MarlinMan, James the Fox, SageofAges729

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “B, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the out!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

-- Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage (I personally think that this whole debate is rediculous. If someone is gay or lesbian, so what? It's not in anyone's damn business to put it bluntly. Those who protest against it should butt out and leave them alone, as I'm sure they wouldn't appreciate it if people started hasseling them for a right that seems strange to another group.)

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you have ever tried opening a door by pushing it when it said "Pull" or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would tell the person, "Thanks for the compliment", copy this into your profile.

Too many people try to smoke cigarettes, if you haven't then copy this to your profile.

If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile.

If you speak a little Japanese copy and paste this to your profile.


TO ANY AND ALL READERS!! I can no longer write due to a bout of ill fortune and bad luck that has been running since the beginning of this year, starting with my sister ending up in the hospital, a pending divorce with my parents, and my mother being diagnosed with breast cancer. Not only that, but school is coming up the day after tomorrow, which is going to keep all of my attention as it is my last year in that school. I'm sorry to those who have liked my stories, but I'm afraid I do not have the time, nor the drive at the moment to keep up with any fanfiction. If anyone wants to take up my ideas, feel free to contact me! I'd love to see what others can do with them!


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1. Castlevania: Fall of the Hunter » reviews
MetroidFusionxover. As Samus's mission on the B.S.L wraps up, the resulting rift ends up taking her and her ship to 1797 Europe. With no way home and most of her technology off-line, will she be able to survive Dracula's castle?
Crossover - Castlevania & Metroid - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 1-28-09 - Published: 12-11-08
2. Castlevania: Crimson Rose reviews
Soma has become the Dark Lord. He has betrayed those he had called friend, and has taken human life. All to avenge Mina. But when he learns that she still lives, he vows to find her. Obstacles stand in his way, however. The greatest of these? Mina herself
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-20-08
3. The Order of Chaos reviews
TBxYYH Demons are crossing to the Human Plane when they shouldn't, so Koenma bends a few rules and sends in the Rekai Tantei to 31st century Europe. Meanwhile, the AX are getting strange reports, and are almost at a loss. Past and future will collide.
Crossover - Yu Yu Hakusho & Trinity Blood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-10-08
4. Dragon's Eye » reviews
Over 1000 years before Naruto's time, a dying clan seals away their heir. Centuries later, she wakes to find herself in a new world. Found by the Sound ninja, she must learn how to fend for herself, and learn as quickly as possible. Hope, and Betrayal...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-3-08 - Published: 9-28-07
5. The Shinobi, the Rebels, and the Empire » reviews
StarwarsxNaruto crossover. After centuries of isolation, alien eyes finally turn to the world of ninja. The Emperor wishes to recruit the powerful shinobi into his army, and crush the Rebellion. Will the Will of Fire die, or will oustide help come to aid?
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 5-4-08 - Published: 9-16-07
6. Kingdom Hearts: Keys of the Shinobi » reviews
KingdomHeartsxNaruto crossover. Formerly titled Forshadowing. Thinking of you wherever you are. We pray that our sorrows will end, and that our hearts will blend. Now I step forward to realize this wish. And who knows...
Crossover - Naruto & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,317 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 9-27-07 - Published: 8-3-07 - Naruto U. & Sora
7. Eagle's Charm reviews
Mayoke Pennel has always been an outsider in school. Her weird looks and name made her a bit of an alien. When her mother volenteered her for hosting three Japanese students, she stealed her self for the worst. Well, the worst was more than she expected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-16-07
8. Road's End reviews
There is always a road for us to follow. But then, there is always an end to that road.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-23-07 - Complete
9. Homecoming reviews
What do you think of when you hear the word 'Homecoming? Joy, because you've finally returned? Or sadness, because it's the end of a journey?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-23-07 - Complete
10. Saved reviews
He was a demon. A murderer. He had no hope in this world, because the world abandoned him. But then, someone reached out for him, for the very first time.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-1-07 - Complete
11. Take My Hand reviews
We were best friends. Then suddenly, it was like we were arch enemies. But, no matter what, I'll still hold out my hand out to you... Not yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-8-07 - Complete
12. Spirit Guardian reviews
Naruto was always hated. Few ever showed him compassion, but there were those who did. One of them was spirit. A Sprirt Guardian.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-19-07 - Complete
13. Sticky Ice reviews
The Sannin went through childhood, just like their future apprentices. Even they had their own share of chaos that inexperience created. Here's a small clip of history that few know of. K plus to be safe
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-31-07 - Complete
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