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Wilhelm Junker
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since: 03-08-07, id: 1233619, Profile edited: 01-18-08
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

A few things about me, because that's what this is here for:

Age: 19 (Never mind ftw, college blows. Accountability ftl)

Sex: male

Location: (A/S/L Lawlz): Texas

Occupation: lol

Interests:

Fly fishing, archery, lacrosse, manga, reading (when the spirit moves me), and gaming.

Manga I've read:

Naruto, Bleach, 666 Satan (why are there no 666 Satan fics on this site? I'm gonna have to change that)

Manga I'm reading:

Shaman King, Deathnote, Fullmetal Alchemist, Dragonball, Berserk, Hellsing (Holy crap), Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle. Serious question time: does liking Tsubasa make me gay?

Manga I think I'd enjoy but havn't gotten around to checking out:

GetBackers, Gantz, Claymore, Basilisk, Eyeshield 21 (maybe?), Samurai Deeper Kyo, Battle Royale, Akira (This list is getting too long... I'll never get around to all these.)

Honestly, there's so many series that look worth my time, I may never have time for all of them. sad face

Favorite Characters:

Naruto (sorry, but I love an underdog), Shikamaru (because when I look at him I see myself, except he has cool shadow manipulating powers and I have...) Sakura, Sasuke, Jiraiya, Sai, Itachi, Yoh Asakura (because the ladies love him), Horohoro, Jio Freed, Kirin, Ruby Crescent, Edward Elric, Son Goku (because he spends the first five volumes feeling up everyone in sight), L, and Alucard. Jesus Christ, Alucard.

My Stance on Anime:

Eh, the more Anime I see that isn't outdated or low quality weekly stuff the more my opinion of it changes; some that look or were interesting include Samurai Champloo, Cowboy Bebop, Gundam MS 08th team, Serial Experiments Lain, Neon Genesis Evangelion. The art and action for Eureka 7 was wonderful, but it was really cheesy sometimes. BLEACH isn't actually that bad for a weekly anime.

Games:

World of Warcraft: 70 Warrior! Whooo mindless instance grinding!

Gears of War: I especially like how if you press a at just the right time, you'll violate 12 laws of physics and do a complete 180 while sliding 11 feet to the nearest cover.

The Elder Scrolls Series: Kicks ass. Nuff said.

Halo: Given.

Super Smash Bros.: Given.

Mechassault series: Both were awesome, though it was more fun with the small mechs that could jump around and maneuver.

Baldurs Gate/Icewind Dale: Both awesome, some of the first RPG's I ever played.

Fable: Too short, couldn't go back to the arena, and way too easy in some instances, but an awesome concept that deserves to be expanded on.

Jet Grind Radio: Without a doubt, the most underrated franchise of all time. Japanese kids skating around, listening to bad music, and spray-painting cops? Come on.

Heroes of Might and Magic Series: 4 sucked, the rest were awesome.

Might and Magic Series: Awesome, but it didn't evolve with the rest of the game world. Here's to hoping that someone picks the franchise up and does something good with it.

Warcraft/Starcraft: Both awesome RTS's.

Age of Empires II: I play this every day in accounting 2.

Final Fantasy: Never had any interest in it till I picked up a used PS2 on a whim and FFX as a throw down game. Needless to say, it's part of why the latest chapter was over a week late=P.

The Darkness: Nice heart. I'll take it.

Music:

My beta reader recently got me hooked on folk-punk.

Random thoughts (This list may become long):

If you want to watch some hillariously bad music videos, just type in Lordi on youtube. Unless you're into Finnish metal, then, uh, no offense I guess?

It occured to me recently that there are some creepy fucks on the internet. And at least one of them has my cell number. shivers

Recently, I came up with an awesome way of giving names to bit characters that I don't want to wast time thinking up names for; I've started naming them after seiyus from various Gundam series.

Somone had the good grace and common sense to re-upload Damewren's 'Two Halves'. Damewren isn't back, unfortunately, but at least one of the finest fics ever on FF.net (opinion) is back. Check out my favorite stories if you haven't read it.

The thing I hate most about Family Guy is that most the people I know that watch it (with apologies to those of you that happen to be fans) laugh at the inanely stupid parts and are stumped by the hilarious ones that require a little more thought and/or background knowledge.

Whatever happened to Coolio? Did he release Gangsta's Paradise and then fall off the face of the earth or something? I liked that song. sniffles

I need more epic length fanfiction. I can't possibly have read all the good ones.

Final Fantasy X is an extremely ironic title for a game.

So I'm watching the A team. Don't ask me what channel. I'm seriously inspired to write an A team fic. Because it's just that great.

New favorite phrase for people who complain too much: "Have a coke and STFU"

Latest Chapter Status (Because I'm bored and it seems like a good idea):

For those few that still read or stumble across this; after a number of first semester college related hang-ups, finals (see previous category), writer's blocks, writer's emo fits, my inexplicable Star Ocean addiction (it's not really inexplicable; that game kicks ass), my birthday, and some more of that good jazz, I think I've finally started to get the next chapter back on track, and am working on it steadily. Expect it within the next few weeks or so, barring car accidents or my untimely death.



1. Densetsu no Sannin: Repetition » reviews
A failed attack on a hidden village near the border of Fire Country plunges the continent into yet another secret war, one Konoha isn't prepared to deal with. The story of Team Seven's ascension to legendary status. NaruxSaku, SasuxItsasurprise
Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 101,938 - Reviews: 252 - Updated: 10-9-07 - Published: 3-11-07
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