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Take this little angel

And keep her close to you

She is your gaurdian angel

Sent to watch over you

Hello Everybody!! This is crazy, psychotic review girl!! -happydance- I hope you like my stories and reviews and such. Let me introduce myself.

Name: Rachel

Nicknames: TripleG, JGG, Rae, Rae-Rae, Rach, Godzilla, Bigfoot, Tall person, BFG,etc.

Birthday: December 10th

Age: 13 or not...

Description: reallllly tall. brown...well lets just say that hair eyes shoes clothes and everything that could be described as brown

phone number: PSHHH!! You WISH!!!

address: No WAY Im gonna tell ya that!! I already got a stalker!!!

Weird facts: so abnormally tall that looks older than she really is, has HUGE feet, almost blind, gets REALLY obsessive over certain stuff coughtwilightcough, gets sugar high easily(without any sugar!!shhh), is crazy, LOVES FANFICTION!!

I am probably the youngest person on here. I wont get onto detail cause WHO WANTS TO KNOW?????

Anyways, I am completely random in everything I do. I love to read and review stuff. I constantly make a lot of plots and schemes in my head, half of which will never get onto paper and two/thirds of what does get onto paper never makes it onto the computer.

Some people call me perfect because they think I am good and do everything flawlessly...

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

So anyway. Heres some stuff from my story(s?) that will some time get on here:

Two halfs and a Quarter:

Rachel's Locket from Chapter 3: www.billbarnes.com/product.asp?product=9448

Rachels/Kanas house: http://baharris.org/historicpolandspring/MansionHouse/MansionHouse.htm

Cullens house: http://www.starrettmansion.com/exterior.html (tip: Click on the vitrual tour, its really cool!!!)

Rachel's spot: http://outdoors.webshots.com/photo/1004379734014935560TrJIGdXPwO

Rachel's dress: http://www.onlygowns.com/purchase/productdetail.asp?cgmain=102&cgsub=131$prodid=189

And just for fun: The bite link

http://world5.monstersgame.co.uk/?ac=vid&vid=59106860

Random quotes from random people at random moments of my random life

"Yeah, nothing like a good fart to make you feel better." -My awesome and kinda dorky dad.

"Hows your day?" -me to... everything. (What? It's my sloganish... thingy... majig!)

"We're off to see the wizard,
the wonderful wizard of Forks.
we hear he is a wiz of a wiz
and he has a few pet storks
if ever a wonderful wiz there was
Carlisle he was
because because
because because because because because
because of the wonderful things he does!
we're off to see the wizard,
the wonderful wizard of Forks."

-my friend and fellow author, thenvylover (who also is kinda dorky sometimes)

"Randomness isn't a descripton, its a lifestyle." -me

"Fear isn't a lifestyle, its a description." -my annoying sibling as he was reading this (otherwise known as western8)

"Hitler did it all wrong." -my boyfriend who we call E. (you will never guess his real name... Grrr... mine!)

"You hate hitler for all the wrong reasons." -me to E after his "comment."

Must copy and paste A.S.A.P.!!!!

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, Vampiress225

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball?Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (wooooo!)

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have fallen down the "up" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and the internet, copy this to your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this onto your profile (Hee hee, Twilight...)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this onto it to make it even longer.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign.

Paste this in you profile if you've ever fallen off a chair backwards.

You know you live in 2007 when:

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did.

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:

If you have ever copied and pasted so many things into your profile that you end up repeating yourself and you are so lazy that you don't go back and delete it, copy and paste this into your profile.

So that is my awesome post-it site page that will be forever-in-progress forever as I find cooler stuff to put in it.

I AM NOT ON ANY MEDICATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GRRR...

Talk to ya later, my PEEPS!!!!