So...hi? I guess I should have a little drabble about myself. I'm here for fun, mostly as a reader, but any growth as a writer would be fantastic. My little sister is also a writer and her user name is very similar to mine, you should all go and read her work. (Hint: She likes Grapefruits and Pirates)

I suppose everyone does this at some point, but I can't help it; Here is a list of some of my favorite quotes!

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. -Jack London

Stand for decency, sit for lap-dances.

Whatever floats your boat, so long as it doesn't sink your cheerio.

Pessimisim is only what men of weak resolve call wisdom.

(as we run away) We're not running away! This is a victory lap!!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

Kids? ...will eat my brains.

Bounty Hunter Rule #17: Don't look sneeky.

Armadillos are not a fruit, and to treat them otherwise is to take your sanity into your own hands.

A bird in the hand is good, but one in the oven is better.

One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries. -AA Milne

The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward. - John Maynard Keynes

The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath. -Elizabeth Clarkson Zwart

Only the mediocre are always at their best. - Jean Giraudoux

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas? - Jean Kerr

If at first you don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught and then lie.

That's all folks!

Grapefruit.ninja