If you wish to contact me, please use meh e-mail address...

DarkAngel347@hotmail.com

I'm Michael. I'm an avid roleplayer and writer and hopefully I'm good at it. Erm... Yeah, I'm seventeen and life is great for me I guess... ._.;;

I've also got a Fictionpress account~ o3o

http://www.fictionpress.com/u/577983/DarkAngel347

PROGRESS ON WORK

Dawn of the Dead - Military Steel: Chapter's 1 - 5 are up. Two Chapters, though technically three, and a Bonus Chapter coming up soon.

Rake and Ramblin' Man: One Shot. FictionPress story. - http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2638417/1/Rake_and_Ramblin_Man#

Bitter Oblivion: A Cloverfield story. Chapter 2 is up; Chapter 3 coming soon.

Favorite Quotes

"Drama is the spice of life; too much and life can become too much, but too little makes life boring. You must find the right amount." - Me explaining to my friends how important drama is to life.

"I'll make you my bitch; I'll put a collar and leash on your ass!" - My buddy Cheyenne

"Oh Satan's tits..." - My buddy Eloy after seeing the Red Executioner for the first time on Resident Evil 5 Mercenaries

"Oh God, it's the blacksecutioner! Run, Michael, for the love of God run!" - My buddy Eloy while playing Public Assembly on Resident Evil 5 Mercenaries mode

Me: Hey Sticko... Can I ask you a question?
Sticko: Sure.
Me: What would you do if you got a knock on your doorbell and went down to answer it, and as you were reaching for the door handle, the door suddenly flew off it's hinges, hitting you into a wall and I was the one who was standing in the doorway?
Sticko: I'd grab the nearest bludgeoning object and strike you with it. Repeatedly...

"Man, you come straight out of a comic book." - Williams - Enter The Dragon

"You've got a purdy mouth!" - Tallahassee - Zombieland

"You ever see a Lion limber up before it takes down a Gazelle?" - Tallahasse - Zombieland

"Thank God for Hillbillies!" - Tallahasse - Zombieland

"Heels to Jesus!" - Tallahassee - Zombieland

"Time to nut up or shut up." - Tallahassee - Zombieland

"You see? The first woman I let into my life and she tries to eat me." - Columbus - Zombieland

"Rule One: Cardio. When the virus first hit, for obvious reasons, the fatties were the first to go..." - Columbus - Zombieland

"Rule Two: Double Tap. If this woman had just shot that police officer a second time, she could've avoided becoming a human Happy Meal." - Columbus - Zombieland

"Rule Three: Beware of Bathrooms. For some reason, zombies seem to be able to tell when we're at our most vunerable." - Columbus - Zombieland

"Rule Thirty-Two: Enjoy the little things." - Columbus - Zombieland

(After Tallahassee gets in the car, he looks at Columbus.) "She's in the backseat isn't she?" (Columbus nods and answers) "Yeah..." - Tallahassee and Columbus - Zombieland

"Be formless... shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup; it becomes the cup. You put water in a bottle; it becomes the bottle. You put water into a teapot; it becomes the teapot. Water can flow, and it can crash. Be like water, my friend..." - Bruce Lee

"Fighting is not something sought after, yet is is something that seeks you." - Bruce Lee

"I got three sided Nunchucks!" - Colenol H. Stinkmeaner - Boondocks Episode 19: Stinkmeaner Strikes Back

"I don't believe in relying on others." - Squall Leoheart - Final Fantasy 8

"Surpressive fire usually isn't." - Unknown

"Always cheat, always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose." - Unknown

"If your opponent kills you with you own gun, they had better have to had to beat you to death with due to it being out of ammo." - Unknown

(Bozo angrily makes his way to the front of the bar, passing the people at the bar counter.) "Nothing but a bunch of limp dicks and pussies around here!" (Bartender moves toward him, wagging his finger.) "Hey, hey, hey, hey. You shut the fuck up!" - Bozo and Bartender - Feast

"I'm the guy who's gonna save your ass!" (Hero is then pulled out the window and decapitated.) - Hero - Feast

"Listen, I wanna get outta here just as bad as you do, but I also enough common fucking sense to know that staying alive means being in here and not out there. You can risk your life, but not mine, so if you pull that hero shit again, I will cut you from your neck to your nuts. Got that?" - Heroine - Feast

(Bartender breaks open a bullet and pours the gunpowder into Claude's arm wound and lights a lighter with Claude looking on in unease.) "Did you learn this in the Marines?" (Bartender laughs.) "Nope... Rambo 3." (Bartender lights the gunpowder, which blows Claude's arm off.) - Bartender and Jean Claude - Feast III: The Happy Finish

"You only need legs to kick ass, baby boy!" - Bartender - Feast III: The Happy Finish

"Life at school is an oxymoron." - Some kid at some random college

"'Cause even when I dream, the sweetest dream would never, I'd still miss you baby and I don't wanna miss a thing." - Aerosmith - I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing

"They said, oh Teenagers scare the living shit out of me." - My Chemical Romance - Teenagers

"Oh, don't mind me, I'm watching you two from the closet, wishing to be the friction in your jeans." - Fall Out Boy - Sugar, We're Going Down Swinging

"You're a saint, you're a Queen and I'm just another boy without a crown." - All Time Low - Keep The Chance, You Filthy Animal

"Oh my God, I'm such a terrible mess, I'm turned on by the tabloids, you would never have guessed that I'm a sucker for the gossip, man I take it too far." - All Time Low - Sick Little Games