IMPORTANT NOTE!

Yes I deleted Aburame and Love o well to the people that loved them I am sorry. Buuuuut on the bright side I am in the process of writing a new fic so keep your fingers crossed should be out soonish!

My stories

From The Ashes

Mask
Just a little one-shot of mine that I made for a school assingment honestly I like it, it is pretty sad lil poem!

Quotes

Naruto

"OH MY GOD! I THINK I BROKE A RIB! MY EYES BURNS! I CAN'T BREATH! THIS MORNING I WOKE UP A MAN! THIS IS BY FAR THE WORSE DAY OF MY LIFE!" - Haku

"Hey, if I saw myself in clothes like those I'd kick my own ass" - Neji said to Gaara about Rock Lee's attire

Funny sayings/facts: Also I may have taken a few of these saying from other profiles, i apologise if i havent given you credit and i'm not trying to claim them as my own i just cant remember. I have tried to keep the sayings exactly the same sorry if they're off a bit.

"What do you do when theirs a blackout uncle charley"? "You do what every man does, you sit in the boot of the car with a loaded pistol and wait for the looters".- two and a half men

"Uncle charley doesn't hate you , he just doesn't appreciate 30 40 screaming crapping birds in his house".-Two and a half men

If you can stay calm while all else around you is in chaos...then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation.

Doing a job Right the first gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupididty.

We waste time, so you don't have to.

Go the extra mile, it makes you boss look like a incompetent slacker

I intend to live forever - so far, so good

I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

"Eagles may fly but weasels dont get sucked into jet engines".-uknown

"I would really like to see your point but i cant get my head that far up my ass".-uknown

"Rome didn't make a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them".-uknown

Random thoughts all stolen lol

Insteaed of exercise equipment for inmates i say we give them donuts this way when they get out of prison they will be too fat to commit any more crimes.

If I am murdered I want to be beaten to death with a First-aid Kit

A penguin satasfing a camal (mental Image)

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friend

s. 9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Quotes

“Someone once told me that procrastination is like masturbation. It’s all well and good, but you wake up one day and realize that you’re screwing yourself over. Thus sayeth the pretty princess.”

(1) 'Amateurs study strategy and tactics. Professionals study logistics.'
(2) "The Law that cannot be broken, can surely be bent." -Puck, "Gargoyles".
(3) When the winds of change blow hard enough, the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
(4) I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it. -Ashleigh Brilliant
(5) "Time stands still in the desert, which is strange because an hourglass is filled with sand." -SPC Timothy Harber, 123rd MSB, US Army, Baghdad
(6) "Your natural charm must make you a good sprinter."
(7) "If sometimes dreams come true, what of our nightmares?" -Galen

Death is more universal than life; everyone dies but not everyone lives. - - - - A. Sachs

"Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it." ~Reaper Man, Terry Pratchett

"We strive to destroy the evil around us. Yet, we often forget that there is no light without darkness, nor darkness without light. Perhaps a plant it the best analogy. A plant realizes that too little light is deadly, but it also knows that too much light is equally deadly. It is the balance of the two that makes the world." -Lycorne

The ultimate evil is to leave the company of the living before you die. -Seneca

"Cats are known to see within the dark. Yet, if you had sight like a cat, even for one day, would you really want to see what's in the dark?"

On a tombstone: Remember man, as you walk by, As you are now, so once was I. As I am now, so shall you be. Remember this and follow me. To which someone replied by writing on the tombstone: To follow you I'll not consent Until I know which way you went

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective. - - - - P. J. O'Rourke

Kill a man, and you are an assassin. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill everyone and your a god.

Time seems to last forever, but to me its frozen, so all I can do is move forward.

Beginnings are usually scary and endings are sometimes sad, but its everything in between that makes it all worth living.

"Everyone is going to die, it's a natural part of life, but if life has no purpose, your dead already.

" Wolfs Rain, Kiba. It's when I'm surrounded that I feel I am truly alone. Staring down at your own reflection, nothing there to see but your own blank expression.

People learn to lie through being hurt. Oh what joy, the years of living through pain and tragedies and only your eyes, the key to the true emotions inside. (Fullmetal Alchemist, Lust)

Don't think about the future it comes soon enough. (Ghost in the Shell)

Just because someone holds you does not mean that it is love, just because someone is kind to you does not mean it is love. Love is only seen how you interpret it.

The future is not where my dream is, it's in the past, that's where I'll always be.

I am the arm of the Light in battle.
I know my Path. Can you say the same

“Those who can’t let go of the past cannot see the future; let our present pave a road.”

A victim of the tragedy that was the jinchuuriki, an endless circle of pain that stretched out to enfold the world.