All my characters so far. including me, AJ!! Now i updated thier secrets too! Update 3/11/08

AJ(Owner of this profile!): Age 17. he has the power to stretch and expand his body (he is like Dr. Reed from Fantastic 4, and Luffy from One Piece) he can also change his skin's density, (from as soft as a plush toy, to as hard as diamond) and and can shapeshift into anything. he can also morph himself and can regenerate his bodyparts when they get damaged or destroyed. he can fully use the function of whatever he can transform into. for example, if he turns into a phone, you could actually use him like a phone! he could fuse with other people and combine to form something better. he can even reconstruct his molecules too! out of everyone in the group, he has the most versitile powers. it can also be said that he can copiy other people's powers, but that is yet to be proven. Secret: his view of the world is like a drama for some strange reason. he is an angel, and a devil. he's evil inside.

Andrew(AJ's Spelling Checker. Sharing profile): Age 20. he is superintellegant and has telepathy. which means he can use psychic powers. he can also read people's minds. he is an extreme pervert, and even though he is 16, he is somehow the biological father of Ashly, T.D.(my friend on fanfiction), and my other friends character, Yuki. but don't ask how. AJ has to constantly make sure that Andrew doesn't do anything perverted. which is a hard job if you ask him. he is the first person AJ made in his head. which would explain his older age. but officialy, the first chracters in AJ's head were 3 psycopath named Bobby, Jack, and Claymore... who, in real life, are killers... Secrets: He's bisexual, and cute in real life!

Ashly(AJ's Plot Writer. Sharing profile): Age 17. in terms of physical power and speed, she is the best of the group. she is nice, but gets crazy when she gets mad or hasn't taken her medication. She loves fairies, and sometimes dreams of being one. She Also has a dominent personality, punching her friends when they are doing something extremely stupid, not for no reason like most people. Secret: she is secretly in love with someone, but doesn't want to show it(but if you count her plowing him into the ground, maybe...).

Tica(Just... shares the profile. DOESN'T DO ANYTHING!!): Age 17. she is a very spunky and kinky girl. she can manipulate time, and can create a time field so her powers can reach that certain range. she loves to eat dango and wears a green cape. she's a little of an exibitionest, but doesn't does any of that in front of AJ because they are family friends. but she tries to find ways to do it. of all of my characters, her, Metalica, Hope, Mr. Noway, and Raidy are the most sane. Secret: because of her powers, everyone is 10 years younger than they are!

Rock: Age 17. he is an alchemist. which means he can transform things into something different. he is the target of fangirls, and is in love with Lily (a girl in Lover of Anime's profile), but too afraid to tell her. he is sometimes misunderstood, and is also the target of rapist girls also. people think he is going out with Serenity, but they have another thing coming. Secret: on the outside, he loks uncaring. on the inside, he is really worried about the safety of his teammates.

Serenity: Age 16. she is one of the 4 branch members of the Develia Chronicles. she can control and manipulate ice. she is shy, like Hinata, and is in love with Andrew, but people don't know it, not even her closest friends, Rock and Ashly. she hates it when she is forced to do something she doesn't want to do, but does it anyway. ,her older bother is named Hope. and because of thier names, they are considered, "the family of Angels." ironically, her last name is Develia. Hates Rave. Check on friend's profile. she has 3 version. regular version, blood version, and blood version nanogenes level 3. in her blood version, she is basically a horny, bloodlusting dominatrix. there is only one way for the blood to come off her. one of which, is for Andew to her for 30 days and 30 nights. noticable changes, her hair turns red and her weapon is a knife, which she can turn in to a giant, flesh-slicing sword. she has a mark on her cheek that looks like a question mark, but the period is on the top of it. if you ever see her like this, run the fuck out of there(but that will never work. unless you're a girl, you have nothing to worry about.). because you are literally screwed. Secret: she wants other people to be happy, no matter what.

Hope: Age 18. He is the only boy, and one of the 4 branch members in the Develia Chronicles. he can control and manipulate fire. he can also turn into a pheonix. he is nice, but serious when he fights. he loves his little sister, and does anything to protect her. because of his personality and looks, he is considered "the perfect boyfriend". he went to Japan to train for a year, thinking his sister can handle herself. he can even sense if his sister is in danger, or being forced to do something. his younger sister is named Serenity. and because of thier names, they are considered, "the family of Angels." ironically, his last name is Develia. Secret: he may be goofy on the outside, but he is actually serious and calm.

Life: Age 16. She is one of the 4 branches of elemental power in the Develia Chronicles. she is calm and quite, and can manipulate air. she is the one who has to put up with the other branch member's follys. (AKA idiotic actions.) she basically have to keep them under control, if Ovoie is not there. her last name is Deveilia, who she is the cousin of Serenity and Hope. she has green hair, and blue eyes. she rarely smiles, but when she does, anyone around her becomes instantly happy. Secret: when she's on her period, stay away from her. seriously. she'll snap and go midevil on your ass...

Peace: Age 17. She is one of the 4 branch members of the Develia Chronicles. she can control and manipulate earth. she is fiesty and can really through a party, although she can get too into the party. she is the one who gave Ashly her super strength. her last naem is Develia, who is the cousin of Serenity and Hope, and the sister of Life. she has red hair, and purple eyes. she loves Ramen, and has a fetish for dogs she considers 'Kawaii.' Secret: she feels she is like the "mother" of the family.

Ovoie: Age 1300 years old. she is the main branch of the Develia Chronicles. she can control and manipulate all 4 elements. she is the one who controls all the branches, and acts as the leader, even when she is the youngest (technically) of all of them. she had past lives (like the avatar) and has all the knowledge of them. she is very nice, and often have to step in when this are bad. she meditates often, so she can focus and becomes stronger. she loves Dango, and has a fetish for anything 'big.' she can control all 4 elements at the same time, and is the strongest of all of them. her last name is Develia. she has long white hair and pitch black eyes. just looking at her eyes would make you happy. Secret: she really likes nurse and maid outfits...

Vela: Age 16. He's AJ's younger brother! He has wide blue eyes, soft, silky, black hair that reaches to his shoulders, a slender body... wait a minute, this sounds like a description of a girl you say? well... despite being a boy, he looks entirely like a girl!! nice huh? that could explain why girls kept saying Kawaii when he's near... anyway, he acts as the doctor of the group. he is proficient in medicine and poisons. his weapons are needles of various shapes and sizes(poisonous, small ones, big, thicker ones, etc.). he knows the anatomy of the human body. he is extremely innocent. it's like he never saw the evils ofthe world. since his bigger idiot brother (AJ: hey!) always get hurt in every battle, he always have to take care of him. he has... another power too. he can use his saliva to heal wounds too! he is preffered for a girl platoon on missions that need him. when his big brother AJ is not around, he is the one in charge of the girls. Secret: guys love him... and he really cares for the girls.

Note: the characters in my stories are not featured here. but if you want thier profiles, PM me. whatever the hell that means...

i thought they were gone... they were deleted... but they're back... Bobby... Jack... and Claymore... are back to haunt me...

Bobby: Age ??. is the smartest of the 3, and the best. his motives and and reason for being one of the first 3 sub. in AJ's head were unknown. he, and the other 3 were deleted for thier murderous behaviors. Bobby loves to lure girls in the back ally, rape them, then kill them. his weapon was an AK-47. which Andrew has now... he can morph into anything that AJ cannot do.

Claymore: Age ??. is the strongest of the three. he carries a giant hook that fused with his left arm. if you look into his eyes, you would see that they are blank and unfeeling. he takes apart limbs of people and eats them. like Bobby, he can morph. his weapon was duel pistols. which Rock has now...

Jack: Age ??. he is the fastest of the three. he wears an ominous cape that strikes fear into people's heart if they stare at them. he loves cats. he loved them so much, he rips the head of them, and eats them raw. his weapon was a shotgun. which Ashly has now...

Yo! i'm bringing back my old characters now! come on out guys!

Parpette: Age 15. she has the power to turn into any type of plant, even the man eating ones you see on t.v.! she can also talk to plants also. and because of her powers, she only eats meat. She has a twin brother named Moonshine. her weapon is an extension pole. Secret: she loves puppies!!

Moonshine: Age 15. he can turn into any creature he wants. (wolves, dragons, etc.) and he can talk to animals. because of his powers, he is a vegetarian. that could explain why Parpette and Moonshine never eat together... his weapon is an extension pole. Secret: his favorite flower is a lily!

Mr. Noway: Age 29. the oldest character in the group. he's Jamacan, and he's nice too. his body is made of plasma, and can shapeshift into anyone, or anything. if he has the DNA of the object or person, he has the person/object's abilities(if they have any). he can also split in half and so on, to have copies of hinself, and each clone has its own ideas and free will. he always wears round sunglasses for some reason (think of Shino's glasses from Naruto). Secret: he likes pie.

Metalica: Age 26. is the second oldest. her body is made of liquid metal. so she can transform any part of her body into a sharp object. she can also regenerate in case she got blown to pieces. Secret: she always goe sout at night to watch the moon and stars...

Granademan: Age N/A. he is an android that looks like AJ. he has a bunch of different weapons attachment that will take a good half an hour to explain each one. he has jet boots, and jetpacks on his back. he wieghs 8 tons, so he has an antigravity genorator inside of him to make him seem lighter. he is verually indestructable, not even AJ's characters combine can beat him head on without Raidy. his battery that keeps him alive last for 30 years alone at full power. his only weakness is Raidy's powers. Secret: he was once a real human!

Raidy: Age 18. She has Electric powers. she can manipulate electricity on her own free will also. she can also turn into electricity to take over electronic machines to either shut them down, repair, reboot, use the body, venture its parts, or completely destroy it. she is the only one that can beat Granademan because of her powers. Secret: she was 27 but because of Tica, she's younger! she was once Andrew's lover.

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two bloodlines combined with the power of the demon fox and a great quantity of really excellent weed.‘Naruto’s so stoned he’s seeing the future!?’ –(Story) Play it again, Naruto!

Sarutobi drained his cup and poured another one, already well past stoned and entering the expanded mental state called ‘Look at my hand, isn’t it weird?’. -Play it again, Naruto!

The chakra enhanced punch delivered by one Uchiha Sasuke in drag was enough to send Kiba hurling far enough so that the next few things that he saw were (in order): branch, branch, branch, tree, branch, branch, squirrel, branch, Kakashi with a video camera, branch, branch, lake, water, fish, fish, lake bottom. -Charm School for Ninjas

Cat’s when fighting generally do a lot of hissing and batting at each other and the occasional bite. Cats that do more than this generally take down large prey and are NOT referred to as kitty. This was therefore not a catfight. This was a ticked-off-kunoichi-stomping-a-mudhole-into-the-rear-ends-of-five-primpy-little-rich-girls fight. -Charm School for Ninjas

Ino probably plays with herself more than a teenager plays with a Playstation! -Fetish? What's A Fetish?

Gai looked around him in terror, realization sinking in as he did. He had been outpimped. The women...So many women... “IT’S OVER NINE-THOUSAAAAAAANNNNNDDDDD!" -Fetish? What's A Fetish?

Still whimpering about how the noodles only wanted to caress Hinata’s pleasure centers, Naruto vanished from Sasuke’s sight. The boy in the bed grinned to himself, “Damn straight I’m good looking. Stupid Jonas Brothers. You can’t touch this shit.” -Fetish? What's A Fetish?

Elsewhere, at the Akatsuki base, Tobi was going through the Akatsuki mail. “Bill, bill, job application, bill, marriage proposal to Zetsu, bill, bill, death threat, bill, fan mail, bill.” He reeled off looking at each envelope briefly. -Shizune's Special Day

And so if I suck and Naruto sucks...what makes them all think that we can suck together and make everything better? -oh boy

("Oh!, Hello Bitch and Bastard!. Kakuzu is in his room counting his Ass!, Hidan is busy yelling at Zetsu's Dick!, While Kisame's Shitting on Itachi, and Deidara-senpai is in the kitchen Fucking the chicken!"

Tobi explained happily as Pein now had a huge vein in his head, and Konan just looked at Tobi shocked and disgusted from all the language he used. Tobi just tilted his head in confusion from there expressions.

"What? What did Tobi say? Tobi is a good boy!") -The Little Tobi Story

’Oh hell yeah…Missionary, Cowgirl, Reverse cowgirl, doggy style, against the wall, in the lake, against the wall in a lake, in a tree, hell I even almost tea bagged her once but…’’ -Heroes Across Time Abridged

“I just can’t escape this f#ing feeling...this oppressive f#ing feeling. Don’t you c#s all wonder about it? We’re all going to die, and most of them will be sh#y, meaningless, empty deaths. No, all of them will be. We were all born into our God-f#ed fates, and we will all die the same cold f#ing way. There is no escaping that miserable f#ing fact. Nothing any of us does can change this sh#y cess pool of a world. We’re small, insignificant, worthless f#ing chunks of meat. When we die, we die, and that’s all there f#ing is to it. There’s nothing left. If that’s the case, then what’s the f#ing point to life? To mindlessly f# and eat and s# and feel as good as we can while we can? What a hollow f#ing existence that is. If that’s all there is to life, then I’m already f#ing ready to die and be done with the whole f#ing thing.”- Fetish? What's a Fetish?

(“Yeah, ok. Um, lunchtime’s over, I think,” The blond said, getting up, himself. “Let’s see I can help you grab your kitty.”

Hinata, once again, held out her tape recorder. “Um, N-Naruto, could you say that one more time?”) - Fetish? What's a Fetish?

"If someone asks you if you're ticklish, it doesn't matter if you say yes or no. They want to touch you. If someone asks you if you're ticklish and you do not want to be touched, say something like 'I have diarrhea. ...And yes, I am very ticklish." -Demetri Martin

"Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies." -Demetri Martin

"You're thinking in Japanese! If you must think, do it in German!" - Asuka Langley Soryu (Evangelion)

"Stop making me repeat myself! Its bad for my health!" - Duo Maxwell (Gundam Wing)

"Don't tell me he wants to conquer the world? Can't he come up with something more original?" - Lina Inverse (Slayers)

"And what's the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge." - Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)

"bursts into tears I can't talk about it! It's so horrible! They were-- they were-- the milk! Oh God, the milk!" - Ken Hidaka (Wiess Kreuz)

"Survivability takes priority." - Misato Katsuragi (Neon Genesis Evangelion)

"Man fears the darkness, and so he scrapes away at the edges of it with fire." - Rei Ayanami (Neon Genesis Evangelion)

"The boy's screams excited me far more than yours." - Tomo (Fushigi Yugi)

"A drop from the moon dropped and disappeared into a room into my heart." - (Closing song) (All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku-Nuku)

"I just love the smell of C4 in the morning" - Ling Ling (3x3 eyes)

"I don't care about no artificial humans!" - Chichi (Dragon Ball Z)

"You're a GIRL?!" - Faye talking to Ed (Cowboy Bebop)

"Listen up numbskull, if Kasumi isn't back by dinnertime, we're gonna have to eat Akane's cooking, and if we do that, man oh man we're gonna wish we were lost at sea! " - Ranma (Ranma 1/2)

"No one's gonna take her from me...Akane's mine...and she's engaged to me!!" - Ranma (Ranma 1/2)

"Ranma, please. I like you just the way you are. Please don't fight anymore. I'm begging you" - Akane (Ranma 1/2)

"Panties, Panties, Panties" - Chii (Chobits)

"I consider your class of demon very worthy, worthy to fight, and worthy to die" - Yoko Kurama (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?" - Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"Do you think he knows it's a circle?" - Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"I know as much of games as hugs and puppies, and care for them even less." - Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"Does a death wish cause you to talk to me that way?" - Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"I don't like it! It smells girly!" - Kuwabara (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"Don't talk, it makes you sound stupid." - Yusuke (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"You try to sound like you think through things, when in fact you're not thinking at all." - Kurama (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"You're a team player, a save the day superhero. I hate people like you." - Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"Hiei, I can't accept this. I value our friendship and all we've been through but... I don't like you that way." - Kurama (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"I'm...actually, I'm a super-magical human. I have been hiding this fact for a long time. But I have this precious kingdom to go back to. The reason why us super humans have long hair is that our great king Rubalru had a miracle vision when he was about to die. The person who gave him this vision is called Great Kandora! When Kandora used his super magic power, King Rulbaru's Super-Ultra-Magical-Force was freed like a bird and made him grow Ultra-Strong-Magical white long hair from his head! Just then, what happened was when King Rulbaru was resting, an emeny kingdom suddenly attacked him. He was in such a terrible situation! He thin asked Kandora for power! And then-!" - Ayame Sohma (Fruits Basket)

"Yesterday Kyou-kun picked up Tohru-kun! Kyou-kun is a sex fiend!!" - Shigure (Fruits Basket)

"Now I understand the relieved, I feel very situation..." - Sosuke Sagara (Full Metal Panic? FUMOFFU)

"Is there a need for a reason to kill someone?" - Mugen (Samurai Champloo)

"Good ol' Zenigata, the archetypal Japanese man. Totally devoted to his work." - Lupin III (Lupin III)

"Lupin! Don't you dare die before I get to arrest you!" - Inspector Zenigata (Lupin III)

"About the Roman ruins.
This is a treasure for all mankind. Too big for my pocket, anyway." - Lupin III (Lupin III)

"Pokemon isn't about tests, it's about battles! hahahahahaha!" - Ash Ketchum (Pokemon)

"Mankind has no time left." - Gendo Ikari (Neon Genesis Evangelion)

"The interaction of men and women isn't very logical." - Dr. Ritsuko Akagi (Neon Genesis Evangelion)

"I musn't run away..." - Shinji Ikari (Neon Genesis Evangelion)

"I am the will of God, messenger of the divine punishment of Heaven" - Paladin Alexander Anderson (Hellsing)

"Now I'll show you how real vampires do battle!" - Alucard (Hellsing)

"Nothing amazing happens here" - Naota Nandaba (FLCL)

"Would you like to see my daughter? I have some pictures right here!" - Maes Hughes (Full Metal Alchemist)

"My right hand is the judgement of god!" - Scar (Full Metal Alchemist)

"Babies aren't born after just 5 months!" - Riza Hawkeye (Full Metal Alchemist)

"I will protect my ninja way!" - Rock Lee (Naruto)

"All the girls in Konoha are so hot these days." - Jiraiya (Naruto)

"It's a bad habit of mine. When I concentrate on one thing, I forget other important things." - Tsukushi (Hana Yori Dango)

"If you die, I'll kill you!" - Zoro (One Piece)

"Don't look back. If you got something to do, then only look forward." - Kurogane ( RESERVoir CHRoNiCLE)

"You made the rain bleed...you..." - Tomo (Samurai X)

"Who is this place? Where are you? Me am Excel!" - Excel (Excel Saga)

"That's life. Those are life. This is life. They're all lives." - Excel (Excel Saga)

"...well maybe Padro should show you a flashback instead." - Pedro (Excel Saga)

"Senior, do you suppose that this review episode is actually a way to relieve the tight production schedule for the staff?" - Hyatt (Excel Saga)

"Excel: You know, all together this class probably doesn't have an IQ of 100.
Hyatt: Or even double digits" (Excel Saga)

"Come on, scribbles on the bathroom wall, please show me the path that I must follow! " - Excel (Excel Saga)

"Please don't worry, Mister, I only came here to obliterate you- not rob you." - Excel (Excel Saga)

"Aren't we just a few lilies short of a shojo-ai?" - Excel referring to the scene (Excel Saga)

"I was only able to get back to being a real doctor by saving your life! I realized that human lives have equal value by saving you! Nobody has the right to take another's life! I've been living as a doctor with that engraved upon my heart for years!" - Dr. Kenzou Tenma (Monster)

"What a letdown, Kurosaki-san. A real letdown. After all, there's nothing but fear reflected in your sword. When you dodge, 'I'm afraid of getting cut.' When you attack, 'I'm afraid of cutting someone.' Even when you try to protect someone, 'I'm afraid of letting them die.' Yes, your sword speaks to me only of absurd fear. That's not it. What's necessary in a fight isn't fear. Nothing can be born from that. If you dodge, 'I won't let them cut me.' If you protect someone, 'I won't let them die.' If you attack, 'I'll cut them.' Well, can't you see the resolve to cut you reflected in my sword?" - Urahara Kisuke (Bleach)

"You know why big brothers are born first? To protect the little ones that come after them." - Ichigo (Bleach)

"How did I pass? She beat me like I owed her money. " - Ichigo (Bleach)

"We fear that which we cannot see... we respect that which we cannot see... thus the blade will be wielded." - opening words of the first episode (Bleach)

"If I have the power to make a differencen why not put it to good use?" - Kira Yamito (Gundam Seed)

"Murrue: That's sexual harassment, major.
Mwu: Wha? It is?" (Gundam Seed)

"I am Valentinez Alkalinelia Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobillo Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser. Don't hesitate to call." - Vash introducing himself to Wolfwood (Trigun)

"A man can't just live on carbohydrates alone..." - Spike Spegiel (Cowboy Bebop)

"Chrno, the map is upside-down." - Azmaria (Chrno Crusade)

"Azmaria is amazing. She's already learning how to kiss up to rich people at such an age..." - Rosette (Chrno Crusade)

"gasp "Chrno, what have you done...!?" - Rosette To Chrno after he fell into Satella's chest (Chrno Crusade)

"Love and Peace!" - Vash (Trigun)

"... if you let the fly live, the spider is going to die. You can't save both without one suffering.." - Knives (Trigun)

"That's some good advice. Maybe I should write that down, frame it, and stick it up on my wall." - Colonel Karl Lichen Schubaltz (Zoids Chaotic Century)

"Bansai, bathtoy, wise guy, waterboy, lights shine bright in the o-town tonight" - Ed (Cowboy Bebop)

" It must be the way you look, Vash the Stampede. Your very existence seems to cause me undue irritation.
" - Legato (Trigun)

" It's a simple formula. The greater the tragedy, the greater the emotional effect." - Legato (Trigun)

"And to think, I could kill every man, woman and child here in the blink of an eye if I wanted to. The power of death is intoxicating
" - Legato (Trigun)

" There is nothing left to believe in." - Vicious (Cowboy Bebop)

"Give me the gift of nothingness, give me death." - Legato (Trigun)

" Why don't we drink to me and my reflection in your lovely eyes?" - Cowboy Andy (Cowboy Bebop)

"Where would you like to fall?" - Cyborg 002 ( Cyborg 009)

"DEEDILIIIIIT!!" - Parn ( Record of Lodoss War)

"There is no such thing as a weapon that doesn't kill.." - Chise (Saishuu Heiki Kanojo)

"A sinner once passed away will never return, but sins will never vanish and the love will never die." - Les Soldats (Noir)

"On the day we left, we burned down the family home and all the familiar things inside. Because some memories... aren't meant to leave traces." - Alphonse Elric (Full-Metal Alchemist)

"My name is VASH THE STAMPEDE!! Forgive the lack of warning, but it's time for my daily massacre! If you do not believe I am the real thing, take a good look at me and start freaking out!!" - Vash (Trigun)

"Shining brightly, even for a split second, is better than living a dull-grey life for eternity." - Jing (King of Bandits Jing)

"The past is the past... and the future is the future. A man is a man, and a woman is a woman. I am who I am, and you are who you are. Like it really matters anyway...
" - Faye Valentine (Cowboy Bebop)

"There are three things I hate the most: Kids, pets, & women with additude. So tell me, why do we have all of them packed into our ship!?" - Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)

"Thou Shalt not Kill! What the hell kind of a churchman are you!?" - Vash talking to Wolfwood (Trigun)

"Ed will introduce Ed. Full name - Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky the 4th. Ed made up that name for Ed, isn't it cool?" - Ed (Cowboy Bebop)

"Faye faye smoke smoke, faye faye puff puff! Yay!" - Ed (Cowboy Bebop)

"Funny, funny smeeeelll." - Ed (Cowboy Bebop)

"I'm not going there to die. I'm going to find out if I'm really alive.
" - Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)

"Total slaughter, total slaughter. I won't leave a single man alive. La dee da dee dide, genocide. La dee da dee dud, an ocean of blood. Let's begin the killing time." - Vash (Trigun)

"I think I know, I don't think I know, I don't think I think I know, I don't think I think." - Ed (Cowboy Bebop)

"Lesson #3 : If you see a stranger, Follow him" - Ed (Cowboy Bebop)

"There goes another self-destruct system to waste." - Trowa Burton (Gundam Wing)

"I wouldn't mind if you want to kill me, but I might struggle a bit" - Trowa Burton (Gundam Wing)

"Oh, man, Quatre loves to blame himself for everything if you let him. Sooner or later, he'll start saying that there's no air in space because he didn't work on it hard enough." - Duo Maxwell (Gundam Wing)

"So my stupid student thinks he changed the secret of swordsmanship..." - Hiko Seijuro ( Rurouni Kenshin)

"I'm watching a dream I'll never wake up from.." - Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)

"Kira Yamato : You're...you're a girl?!
Cagalli Yula Attha: Whatta ya think?
Kira Yamato : No, no it just reminded me again that you are a girl.
Cagalli Yula Attha: That amounts to the same thing jackass!" (Gundam Seed)

"You have to take the path you have to take." - Hibiki Tokai (Vandread)

"Ranma: Look at him standing there, little jerk, what's his problem getting a crush on Akane like that.
Akane: Ranma, I'm sorry. You did it for me.
Ranma: W-wha?
Akane: You destroyed that spring to save me.
Genma/Ryoga/Mousse: YOU WHAT?! " (Ranma 1/2)

"Commander Z: What's wrong with giving kids dreams?
Kotaro Nanbara: Those are dreams those are nightmares!
Commander Z: You yourself is good enough to give then nightmares!
Kotaro Nanbara: That's mine line to you!" ( Hand Maid May)

"Saehara: "Everyone, thanks for coming during the holiday. Now lets get to practicing!"
Student A: "Now that is just wrong."
Student B: "Please take that off."
Saehara: "What's with you guys. You don't have enough enthusiasm!" Class reacting to the women clothing that Saehara is wearing for the play." (D.N. Angel)

"points to Jet "Don't give me that art of war crap! And you! points to the other man You take too long to take a sht"" - Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)

" Someone once told me...that watching the birds made them want to go on a journey..." - Kino ( Kino's Journey (TV))

" Someone once told me...that watching the birds made them want to go on a journey..." - Texted Narrator (Kino's Journey (TV))

"You stupid hairy little stink'n... PANDA! PANDA! PANDA! PANDA!" - Eimi Ohba (Comic Party)

"Hey! Sameji, why don't we give Takkun a little preview of forbidden lesbian love?" - Haruko (FLCL)

"Tears of Sadness... Tears of Joy... They're far from the same." - Jing (King of Bandits Jing)

"We humans are just made to be greedy I guess. But there are some of us who can resist the greedy temptations and desires of our hearts." - Jing (King of Bandits Jing)

"Even without clocks, the sun will still rise." - Captain (King of Bandits Jing)

"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." - Various Characters (Detective Conan)

"How could I forget? He's into dead girls!" - Kagome (Inuyasha)

"Unless I grip the sword, I can not protect you. While gripping the sword I can not embrace you." - Ichigo (Bleach)

""When it melts, what does snow become?"
"It becomes ... spring!"" (Fruits Basket)

"High School Girls!" - Kimura-sensei, on what made him become a teacher (Azumanga Daioh)

"Sometimes I see dirt, and I try to follow it with my eyes." - Osaka (Azumanga Daioh)

"42... 30... 31! Our marks add up to 103! We win!" - The Bonkuras (Osaka, Kagura, Tomo), upon seeing Chiyo getting 100 (full marks) in a test (Azumanga Daioh)

"Growls at painting, clutching it tightly "Damn you! Let me inside of you!! LET ME INSIDE OF YOU!" - Dark (D.N. Angel)

"Ooh, Dark, that sounds so dirty! Talking to a woman that way! Unless...you're talking to me!! I don't mind at all!! Please, have your way with me! Come on, I'm ready and waiting!" - Toto (D.N. Angel)

"No matter where you are...
Everyone is always connected." - Lain (Serial Experiments Lain)

"There are three things I cannot tolerate: cowerdice, bad haircuts, and military insurrection, and it is very unfortunate that our friend Vegeta posseses all three of these." - Freeza (Dragon Ball Z)

"I am the worlds strongest Coffee Candy!" - Vegeku (Dragon Ball Z)

""Goku! I'd rather die than fuse with you!"
"But Vegeta, we're already dead!"
" - Goku and Vegeta (Dragon Ball Z)

" I think you managed to singe some of my leg hairs!" - Radditz (Dragon Ball Z)

"If you want to know the truth, you must have the courage to accept it." - Bear (.hack//sign)

"Tenjou Tenga Ichigeki Hissatsu Hou!! Energy charge 120
translation: (Heaven and Earth One Shot Sure Kill Cannon)" - Ryusei Date (Super Robot War: Original Generation)

"I came to laugh at you!" - Chars Aznabal (Gundam)

"You cant beat me in close combat!" - Kyusuke Ninbu (Super Robot War: Original Generation)

"I am the sword who cleaves evil" - Zengar Zombolt (Super Robot War: Original Generation)

03/31/07

Andrew: well, putting away the craziness aside, WTF happened to Ashly?

AJ: well you know how she was always sweet and nice right? And you know when she gets mad or jealous she gets insane right?

Andrew: right.

AJ: She went jealous and got a little overboard... and shot me in the ass... not also that, she tried to shoot every single girl authors here in fanfiction.net... so now she is in a mental institute for at least two of my chapters of, The Blue Eyes of the Moon.

Rock: she is very disturbing... she WAS nice and sweet but... I don't know anymore...

AJ, Andrew, Rock: (sweatdrop) ...

Rock: wanna get hammered?

AJ and Andrew: hell yeah!! (and walked away)

Meanwhile, in the San Diego mental institute

Ashly: you bastards!! when I get out of here I'm gonna kill you all!! Muhahahahahahahaha!! Muhahahahahahahahahaha!! Muha- AHHH!! (gets injected with a very powerful tranquilizer) good night to happyland... yay! a cotton candy pony! weeeeeeeeeee!!

4/17/07

Ashly: giggle!!

Rock: Ashly... i didnt know...

Ashly: Jake is such a hounddog!

AJ: please... stop talking...

Andrew: dont tell us anymore...

Ashly: you two are just jealous no one likes you!

AJ, Andrew: ...

Rock: heheh... cant wait for me...

AJ, Andrew: Shut the fuck up!! -glare-

Rock: ... hn...

AJ, Andrew: AAAAARRRRGGHH!! (tackles Rock and beats him to a pulp with thier bazooka and AK-47)

Ashly: i didnt know Andrew had an AK-47... wait, shouldn't i be back at the institute?

Men in white: no. you're free to go.

Ashly: YAAYY!!

5/10/07

Andrew: so we just joined the society of peace that Tenachious D is making. we need to spread the word.

Rock: gawd...

Andrew: what?

Rock: AJ's still not back yet...

Andrew: you din't think...

Rock: anyway, here's his profile, http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1213082/

Andrew: 12 members so far. we need you! (points at readers uncle sam style) to join the army... of peace!

5/19/07

Andrew: i have no idea where AJ is... is he still missing?

Rock: sniff... i can't believe Ashly is married... im so happy!

Serenity: me too. (meet my new character! she is now officialy Rock's girlfriend. she has pale pink hair, eyes the color of pearls, her weapon is a Assult rifle, she is able to control ice, and use it in a viriaty of ways.

(if you want details of how Ashly got married, here is the story address, http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3545597/1/ i hope this clears things up)

-meanwhile-

AJ: MMMGH!! MMGHMGHMMMGHMGH!! (HELLO! I'M STILL GETTING RAPED HERE! WAA!!)

6/16/07

they're back... for the love of god, someone help me... HELP ME!!

07/03/07

Claymore is haunting my dreams...

Jack is destroying my dreams...

And Bobby... IS my dreams...

every single one of them are laughing at me... all three of them are taunting me... and all three of them are trying to break me... well guess what? it's actually working... i'm breaking... and there's nothing i can do about it... nothing... i try to escape... but they pull me back. i always imagine them pulling my limbs and tearing them off, one by one... i even imagine the pain and blood through it... they never let me live in my dreams... never...

07/23/07

They're taking over my mind. but with the help of my friends, i will prevail. along with my new character, i will be sane again. i will be sane.

07/25/07

(for the following lines, play the most scariest music you know or have. and for each person talking, imagine a girl or a boy talking with a scary echo. and for each "I made it because" line, think of a dark, evil boy talking)

I made it because of my nightmares

Ashly: people may not be what others see them as. take Jigsaw for example. he's the dark puppet from Saw. people see him as evil and dark, but i see him as sweet, nice, and dammit, the sex is amazing! i love the splinters! anyway, AJ is usually funny, but there are other sides of him.

I made it because i have to

Rock: look at us. I'm his calm side. Ashly is his nice and angry side. Andrew is his smart side. if you put every character AJ has so far, you make him. his whole being.

I made it because it was dark

Timecrafter: people misconcept what others are thinking. they misconcept their personailty. for example, you misconcepted that i'm boy. I'm a girl damn it! (pouts)

I made it because i felt like it

Andrew: for every person, there is an alternate of them. for every death, there are people born. what do you think? why did AJ make that story anyway?

I made it because i felt like it

AJ: in that story replace Naruto with me. replace Sakura with a random girl. replace Hinata with a tortured soul of a girl. replace Sasuke with anyone. even yourself. and replace the setting with a destroyed city of what was once San Diego. that was my dream. that is why i was tortured. that is why, i made it.

I made it because it was me!

(i can make a very dark PM huh?)

10/18/07

AJ: so... what's up?

Life(new character): nothing much AJ-kun. we have been recently added to your character list.

Peace(new character) what the hell took you so long anyway?

Ovoie(new character): who knows. maybe he wants to bring the Develia family together!

AJ: Serenity would be so hapy to see you guys- er... girl again! hmmm...

Life: what is on your mind AJ-kun?

AJ: why is it that i have more girl characters than guy characters...? just hope i dont get raped again... (shivers)

Life, Peace, and Ovoie looked at each other and smiles lustfully towards AJ

AJ: what? ... oh shit...

Tackle

(CENSORED)

12/14/07

Sometimes, when you look at the snow at winter, you wonder something.

When snow melts, what does it become?

To me, it becomes spring. no matter how cold it is out now, Spring will come without fail.

Without fail...