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since	: 03-11-07, id: 1235604, Profile Updated: 11-19-09
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Author has written 10 stories for Evil Dead/Army of Darkness, Pirates of the Caribbean, Supernatural, and 24.

Cooties are gross, I confide to you over my gin-and-tonic, wind-roughened hair clinging to the corner of my lip, faint formalin wafting from my fingers. Give me a revolver and a can of spray paint any day. I write what I like.

In addition to fanfiction, I've got a tiny little Fictionpress profile, also under Rokhal, and a musty old poetry profile at EliteSkills.

Pirates of the Caribbean stories:
Age of the Uzi is a series of post-Fountain-of-Youth stories and shorts, focusing on action and crime. Guns, explosions, planes, hold-ups, shoot-outs . . . and, well, pirates. For a quick taste, check out Takin' Care of Business. It's got Jack in it.

Captain Turner and the Organ is set less than a year after AWE, during the Dutchman's transition. Will is bewildered, Maccus is tearing his hair out, Bill is awkward, Calypso is tyrannical, and the organ . . . is dead. Bit of angst, bit of action, mostly humor.

Pirate Bibliography:
Anything by Basil Lubbock, a nineteenth-century naval historian.
The 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue. Charming insight into the culture and language of the less-than-mannerly. Free online.
The Ashley Book of Knots. The essential technology of the day, in context. Lots of funny words and tidbits of the sailing life.
Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea. How and why sailors went to sea, how they got paid, and what their lives were like, and why they would occasionally mutiny and turn pirate.
Two Years Before the Mast, a must-read classic that gives the crew's side of sailing and all its joys and hardships (mostly hardships.)
The Book of Old Ships (and something of their Evolution and Romance), by Henry B. Culver and Gordon Grant. Wherein will be found drawings and descriptions of many varieties of vessels, both long and round, showing their development from most remote times; the portraiture of their progress, their garnishment, etc., etc., etc. In other words, a gold mine.
The Raft Book: Lore of the Sea and the Sky, by Harold Gatty. Navigation by observing waves, clouds, the sun, the stars, and wildlife.
Luce's Seamanship. The original big blue brick of midshipman torture. Totally worth the effort, especially for the rigging diagrams and the sections on working upwind. Online here.
The Black Arts by Richard Cavendish. A summary of outlandish and disturbing occult practices and the logic behind them, mostly from Europe. Harry Potter readers will recognize the Hand of Glory, which is actually creepier than Rowling had it.
Jack Aubry and Horatio Hornblower, fun and educational at the same time.
Wikipedia, oracle of all unknown.
Sea shanties: Google for them.
Any first-hand accounts you can get your hands on. Look for sea journals.
Inter-Library Loan. Google only takes you so far.

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1. Muscle Memory reviews
Very little of Hellish education has real-world applications. Dean discovers it's more than enough. Early season 5, sometime after 5:4.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-1-09 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete

2. They should put up a sign or something
A hitman, two Feds, and Jack Bauer walk into an S-Mart, with no Ash to save their ignorant butts. Grosse Point Blank / 24 / X-Files crossover.
Crossover - Evil Dead/Army of Darkness & 24 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,994 - Published: 3-6-09 - Jack B. - Complete

3. Age of the Uzi: The China Sea » reviews
Post-post-post AWE: In 1971, Jack Sparrow and his intrepid crew break open a Chinese prison and rescue a rather frightening old Elizabeth Swann. Drama! Flying boats! Gun-fights and intrigue in the Far East! W/E manipulation, J/E emotional abuse.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,016 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 5-20-08 - Published: 12-22-07 - Jack S. & Elizabeth S. - Complete

4. Captain Turner and the Organ » reviews
The Flying Dutchman never gets a dull moment: storms, Calypso, demon-fish, dead people, live people, and a captain who barely rates "able seaman" and can't stop tinkering with expensive musical instruments.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,656 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 3-14-08 - Published: 1-15-08 - Will T. & William T./Bootstrap Bill - Complete

5. No Sainted Star but a Brush Blaze Wild reviews
Will angsts on the Dutchman with his dear father, realizing why he can miss such a seldom-seen false angel as Elizabeth. WE, hopefully with reduced syrup.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-13-08 - Will T. & William T./Bootstrap Bill - Complete

6. Age of the Uzi: Big Wings » reviews
Having found the Fountain of Youth centuries ago, today Jack Sparrow sets his eyes on a very unique WWII era ship. Hell breaks loose when he runs up against the crazy family who owns the thing... Continued in China Sea.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,089 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 12-14-07 - Published: 11-26-07 - Jack S. - Complete

7. Age of the Uzi: Killer Queen reviews
Very post AWE. When a corrupt shipping magnate makes piracy too dodgy in the richest shipping lane in the East Indies, Jack Sparrow breaks into an office in Hong Kong for an earnest talk about asbestos and a huge shipment of cocktail flavoring.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-25-07 - Jack S. - Complete

8. Age of the Uzi: Freeway Robbers » reviews
Postpostpost AWE. Stealing the armored car was easy. When it turns out there wasn't enough money in it to go around, Barbossa finds his team of gunslingers is out for his blood.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,480 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 11-20-07 - Published: 10-24-07 - Hector B. - Complete

9. Age of the Uzi: Takin' Care of Business reviews
What's Jack Sparrow doing alive in the 21st century? He's robbing a speedboat, that's what. But add one idiot with a gun and Jack's got a Caribbean standoff on his hands...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-12-07 - Jack S. - Complete

10. Carpool of DOOM reviews
With his car rusting in the Dark Ages, Ash has to get to work somehow, even if the carpool's full of dorks. But today, with a cranky demon tailgating him on a sport bike and his 12 gauge in the trunk, he just wants to reach the next stoplight alive.
Evil Dead/Army of Darkness - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-30-07 - Complete

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