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I have a tendency to say awkward (and occasionally funny, but usually awkward to the point of being funny) things. Izzyv1o has many of these detailed in her profile.

Favorites:

Books: Harry Potter, Wicked, Les Miserables, Twilight series (Guilty pleasure to be honest. Don't like Edward or Bella. I prefer the minor, yet better characterized, characters.), Eragon, The Outsiders, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister, Alex Rider Series, Gone with the Wind, The Mortal Instruments, The Secret Life of Bees

Movies: The Dark Knight, Rent, Star Wars, Hairspray, Evita, Enchanted, Phantom of the Opera, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Indiana Jones, Pretty in Pink, The Breakfast Club, Across the Universe, 10 Things I Hate About You, Star Trek

TV shows: Law and Order: SVU, Law and Order: CI, Gilmore Girls, Ugly Betty, Heroes, House, Star Trek: TOS, Star Trek: The Next Generation, GLEE

MUSICALS: Wicked, Rent, Les Miserables, Phantom of the Opera, Hairspray, Evita, Spamalot, Legally Blonde, A Chorus Line, Dirty Dancing (the onstage version took my breath away!), Assassins, Sweeney Todd, You're a Good Man Charlie Brown

Singers: Lenka, Idina Menzel, Taylor Swift, Paramore

Songs (at the moment): Like a Song by Lenka, Better to Have Loved by Idina Menzel, and The Way I Loved You by Taylor Swift, Fences by Paramore

CHARACTERS:
Wicked: Elphaba, Boq (he's just so adorable!), Glinda
Twilight: Jasper (my reason for existing!), Seth (My favorite shapeshifter, not werewolf.), Demetri (give the guy some love)
Eragon: Murtagh
Rent: Mark, Angel, Collins (ACTUAL REALITY, ACT UP, FIGHT AIDS)
Hairspray: Penny, Corny, Edna
Enchanted: Pip (the chipmunk), Edward, Giselle
Phantom: Erik
Law and Order: SVU: Munch aka Munchkin (PILLOW FIGHT!)
Law and Order: Mike Cutter (Spikey), Jack McCoy (Jackie), Ed Green (I miss him), Lennie Briscoe
Gilmore Girls: Jess, Marty, Rory, Lorelai
Ugly Betty: Betty, Gio, Daniel, Amanda, Mark
Heroes: ADAM (Dude, way to kill off my favorite character!), Peter, Elle (she's so perky, yet so sadistic...), and I did love Mohinder until he went all cockroach on us but now he's better, and now I love MICROWAVE BOY! (insert fangirl scream), SYLAR IS LOVE!!, Nathan (WHHHHYYYYYYYYYY??)
Legally Blonde (musical): Emmett, Elle, Paulette, Margot, Pilar, Serena, Bruiser
Harry Potter: Sirius (and his supreme awesomeness), Tonks (Why?), Lupin (My favorite werewolf)
The Breakfast Club: Bender, Brian
Across the Universe: Max
Les Miserables: Eponine, Javert, Valjean
Batman Begins/Dark Knight: The Joker (Why so serious?), Alfred (seriously, that dude is awesome!)
House: Wilson, Chase
Star Trek: Spock, Chekov, Bones, Scotty
Glee: Kurt, Mr. Shue, Finn, Puck

Pairings: Hermione/Ron, Fiyero/Elphaba, Betty/Gio (why did they have to get rid of him?), Roger/Mimi, Collins/Angel, Maureen/Joanne, Glinda/Boq, Tonks/Lupin, Munch/Casey, Munch/Alex, Raoul/Christine (In other words, not EC), Emmett/Elle, Rory/Jess, Bella/Edward, Penny/Seaweed, Andie/Duckie, Bender/Claire, Andy/Allison, Peter/Claire (yeah, I know... it's incest... but I love them...), Jacob/Leah (When I was reading Breaking Dawn, I was SO sure that they would end up together. But then he imprinted...), Draco/Hermione, Mark/Mimi, Mark/Joanne, Adam/Claire, Adam/Elle, Erik/Meg, Bella/Jasper (is my drug), Carlisle/Bella, Barbossa/Elizabeth, Cedric/Hermione, Sylar/Claire, Kirk/Spock

Quotes (from me and my friends):

"I'm not flying... there's just no gravity." my friend Sarah after having a little too much benadryl.

Anna: Why are you hogging the mirror? It's not like you're pretty or anything.
Laura: God Anna, you are so immature!
Anna: Do you wanna talk about maturity?!- Anna and Laura every time Laura looked in the mirror

"There'sg ag silentg 'G' atg theg endg ofg everyg wordg."- Dini giving us a spelling lesson

"We're here, get over it!" Beth on evolution

"Come hither... go thither..." Kelly

"La Push, la playa, La Paz; they're all the same thing!" Me one morning when I wasn't feeling particularly articulate

"I got hit by a truck, but it's okay." Annie

Siobhan: It's like Romeo and Juliet, only hotter!
Everyone else at party: WHAT?!- We were at my friend Shannon's slumber party, and Siobhan was explaining Tristan and Isolde to us, and when she said this we all thought she meant, well... She quickly clarified that she meant that the actors were hotter. She and I have a mutual love for James Franco. But she called dibs. Darn it!

"Build a bridge to Terabithia and go die!"- Siobhan (the delivery of this line was perfect)

"I go to band camp and I still can't get laid!"- Carolyn (In reference to "Secret Life of the American Teenager)

"Oh look, a pretty flower!"
"You're a pretty flower!"
"Um, thank you."
"... That was an insult."- Me and Catherine at band camp.

"'F' my life!"
"I'd rather not."- Carolyn and me in Chemistry

"He's a gun toting chicken thank you very much!" Meaghan

My Fanfics

Wicked

It Was Me- My first fanfic ever! A short one-shot about the death of Glinda the Good.

Wicked Ones- Three very short one-shots (drabbles- kind of).

The Outsiders

Before He Cheats- Songfic to the song Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood. Dally cheats on Cherry, and she takes it out on his car...

RENT

A Snow White Christmas Eve- Songfic to Jesus Take the Wheel by Carrie Underwood. Mimi heads home for the holidays, and reflects on the life she's been living.

I Dreamed A Dream- Songfic to I Dreamed a Dream from Les Mis. Mimi's in rehab, and she contemplates her relationship with Roger.

High School Musical

Admittance- Set during the second movie, Sharpay's thoughts during a scene of the movie. Slight one- sided Rypay.

Harry Potter

Sevvy and Hermy- A pointless one-shot I wrote with a friend after getting only two hours of sleep. Snape and Hermione fall in love with interesting results.

Gilmore Girls

Instead- NOW COMPLETE! At the conclusion of season five, Rory and Logan stole a yacht, leading to emotional turmoil between a certain mother-daughter duo. But what if that had never happened? What if, instead, Rory had taken up Logan's offer to go to New York? What if she talked to Jess? And how would Logan react...

Twilight

Your Midnight Sun- A one-shot about Edward and Bella's relationship.

Painless- A one- shot about Jasper without his angel, his saving grace, Alice.

Dark Waltz- WIP. Victoria always wanted to escape from her life, by any means possible. But a painful transformation leads to a horrible mistake, which leads her down a path of darkness she can't turn away from. (Note: This story is on temporary hiatus.)

Facing Fate- WIP. The author of this story is a good friend of mine who is unable to finish it- so I will be finishing it for her. The sequel to the Jasper Award nominated story A Release of Pain, Leah is turning her life around. But a horrible tragedy will change her life forever, especially with the return of a certain shapeshifter... I will get to posting this eventually... I promise.

Hairspray

A Strange Sense of Optimism- The result of a challenge I had with a friend. Link is convinced that life can't get any worse, and Penny is there with some strange advice to help.

Heroes

A Minute and A Half- "Nathan" has been feeling a little weird lately. And that clock just keeps bugging him...

RIP ADAM MONROE

Even though I would have died if you were real and you released the virus into the world, you were still my favorite character.

MR. MUGGLES

You are the key to everything. You are the immortal healing dog. (Or at least, I'm pretty sure you are...)

MICROWAVE BOY

OMG I LOVE YOU!! -insert fangirl screams-

QUOTES:

“To being an us for once, instead of a them!” RENT

"Happiness is anyone and anything at all that's loved by you." You're a Good Man Charlie Brown

"My shoe is off, my foot is cold, I have a bird, I like to hold." Dr. Suess, as quoted in the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

"I'm beautifully tragic" Wicked (musical)

"It is in the nature of one's evil to be secret." Wicked (novel)

"I don't cause commotions. I am one." Wicked (musical)

"I don't own emotion, I rent." RENT

"When I get a wink from the doorman do you know how lucky you'll be? That you're on line with the feline of Avenue B" RENT

"Things are rough all over." The Outsiders

"Stay gold Ponyboy, stay gold." The Outsiders

“Masquerade, paper faces on parade, Masquerade, Hide your face so the world will never find you.” Phantom of the Opera

“Farewell my fallen idol and false friend, one by one I’ve watched illusions shattered.” Phantom of the Opera

“Passing bells and sculpted angels, cold and monumental, seem for you the wrong companions, you were warm and gentle.” Phantom of the Opera

“Keep you hand at the level of you eyes.” Phantom of the Opera

“Nobody screws with somebody who’s legally blonde!” Legally Blonde the Musical (I’m not even blonde and I love that quote.)

"Love, I put my faith in love. I followed where it led. To my personal circle of hell! It has not turned out well, I wish that I were dead! Because instead of a wedding and love, I’m flunking out of school a total laughing stock! Someone he and his friends can just mock! So, go on, here’s my head, just hit it with a rock!” Legally Blonde the Musical (I listen to this part over and over…)

"Nothing is written for her, which means everything is possible." Yackle, A Lion Among Men

"The madder the battle, the saner the peace." Illinora (Nor), A Lion Among Men

"Strangers can become enemies, but friends?- friends can never return to being strangers again." Uyodor H'aekeem, A Lion Among Men

"Music is the stuttering of adjacent noises in sequence- stress, discord, complaint, resolve: then release- and sequence means timing. If the sound of music is simultaneous, all notes sounding at once, forever, then it is just sound." A Lion Among Men

"Vanity and pride are different things, though the words are often used synonymously. A person may be proud without being vain. Pride relates more to our opinion of ourselves, vanity to what we would have others think of us." Mary, Pride and Prejudice

"Every hero is on a journey to find his place in the world. But it's a journey. You don't start at the end, otherwise they can't make a movie about it later." Ando, Heroes

"I believe in fate, Mohinder, and karma. And I'm not just saying that 'cause you're Indian. I mean, you really came to my rescue. And I won't forget that." Sylar, Heroes

"To be truly happy, a man must live absolutely in the present, no thought of what's gone before and no thought of what lies ahead. But a life with meaning, a man is condemned to wallow in the past and obsess about the future." Linderman, Heroes

"First you show me that I can be harmed by no weapon and then you hurt me deeper than any blade possibly could." Kensei/Adam, Heroes (WHY?? He was my favorite friggin' character, and they KILLED him!!)

"We have the power of gods. That does not mean we can play God." Kaito, Heroes

"I decided as long as I was going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly." Edward, Twilight

"You are exactly my brand of heroin." Edward, Twilight

"Yeah, it's an off day when I don't get somebody telling me how edible I smell." Bella, Twilight

"Juliet gets dumped and ends up with Paris" would have never been a hit." Bella, New Moon

"Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV." Jacob, Eclipse

"I am a neutral country. I am Switzerland. I refuse to be affected by territorial disputes between mythical creatures." Bella, Eclipse

"Life sucks, and then you die. Yeah, I should be so lucky." Jacob, Breaking Dawn

"I can feel what you’re feeling now — and you are worth it." Jasper, Twilight

"You are giving me that look, aren't you? Your patented "Do it or something unspeakable shall befall you" look." Michel, Gilmore Girls

Luke: You can't kill the bag boy.
Lorelai: Why not?
Luke: It's double coupon day. You'll bring down the whole town.- Luke and Lorelai, Gilmore Girls

Tradition is a trap that allows people to stick their head in the sand. Everything in the past was so quaint, so charming. Time's were simpler, kids didn't have sex, neighbors knew each other. It's a friggin' fairy tale. Things sucked then too, they just sucked without indoor plumbing.- Luke, Gilmore Girls

Lorelai: Ok, how about this? I'll help you. I love to paint
Luke: You do?
Lorelai: Yes, I do.
Luke: You love it?
Lorelai: I want to marry it.
Luke: You have strange passions.
Rory: She likes washing dishes too. She's multi-faceted abnormal.- Lorelai, Luke, and Rory, Gilmore Girls

Lorelai: Hey, if you have time, I'm planning on despising everyone who says, 'Hey, how's it going?'
Luke: You're on.
Woman: Hey, how's it going?
Lorelai: Oh, now that's just too easy.- Lorelai and Luke, Gilmore Girls

Rory: If the house was burning down, what would you save first, the cake or me?
Lorelai: Not fair! The cake doesn't have legs! - Rory and Lorelai, Gilmore Girls

"It's not biologically natural for people to mate for life. Animals don't mate for life. Well, ducks do, but who the hell cares what ducks do?"- Luke, Gilmore Girls

"It's Tuesday night in Stars Hollow. The 24-hour mini mart just closed 20 minutes ago."- Rory, Gilmore Girls

"Ugh. There have been very few moments in my life where I have actually wished I had one of those enormous cream pies you can just smash in someone's face, but this is definitely one of them."- Lorelai, Gilmore Girls

"God, you're like a pop-up book from hell!"- Rory, Gilmore Girls

"You sure you don't want some tea? Tea usually makes things like this a little less awkward. There are things to hold and stir."- Mia, Gilmore Girls

"I am so sad...and mad. I'm smad."- Sookie, Gilmore Girls

Paris: I don’t know, where’s the bad part of town?
Rory: Uhh, over there.
Paris: What?
Rory: Uh, people - they’re very upset with the color of that fence.- Paris and Rory, Gilmore Girls

Paris: Hey, where'd he come from? What's up there? Is that where you keep the girls? You got yourself a little cathouse up there?
Jess : Wow, I think she got you Uncle Luke. You better give up now.
Luke: Do not add to this insanity.
Jess: An innocent boy like me should not be raised in an atmosphere like this.
Luke: Jess!
Jess: I wanna be good, life's just not letting me.- Paris, Jess and Luke, Gilmore Girls

"My mother told me never go through a lady’s bag. . .at least, not until you’re a couple blocks away. I’m just kidding, she never said that. Though it sounds like pretty good advice, doesn’t it?"- Jess, Gilmore Girls

Rory: Oy with the poodles already.
Lorelai: I'm telling you, it's knocking ‘whatcha talking ‘bout, Willis?' right out of first place.- Rory and Lorelai, Gilmore Girls

Emily: Why are you throwing cutlery in a public place?
Lorelai: Uh, 'cause I feel stupid doing it at home?- Emily and Lorelai, Gilmore Girls

"You know the reason the Beatles made it so big?... 'I Wanna Hold Your Hand.' First single. F!!ing brilliant. Perhaps the most f!!ing brilliant song ever written. Because they nailed it. That's what everyone wants. Not 24-7 hot wet sex. Not a marriage that lasts a hundred years. Not a Porsche or... a million dollar crib. They wanna hold your hand. They have such a feeling that they can't hide. Every successful love song of the past fifty years can trace back to 'I Wanna Hold Your Hand.' And every love story has those unbearable and unbearably exciting moments of hand holding. Trust me. I've thought a lot about this."- Dev, Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist

Lorelai: I think I'm in touch with the other side.
Rory:The other side of…
Lorelai: The other side.
Rory: With Republicans?- Lorelai and Rory, Gilmore Girls

Lorelai: Lane can't quit the band. She has to get famous and introduce me to Bono.
Rory: I told her that.
Lorelai: All right, let's go eat… see if we can figure out a way to salvage my future as a groupie. -Lorelai and Rory, Gilmore Girls

Lorelai: You ruined my joke.
Rory: Um, no, the punchline ruined your joke.- Lorelai and Rory, Gilmore Girls

Lorelai: But he’s our Boo Radley and we don’t have a Boo Radley, unless you count the troubadour or Pete the pizza guy or the guy who talks to mailboxes.
Rory: Well, I think the point is that every town needs as many Boo Radleys as they can get.- Lorelai and Rory, Gilmore Girls

Lorelai: I need you, Dean. The team needs you.
Dean: What team?
Lorelai: Pick a team - it needs you.- Lorelai and Dean, Gilmore Girls

Luke: Shouldn't we give thanks first?
Jess: Thanks for what?
Luke: Well, that we're not Native Americans who got their land stolen in exchange for smallpox infested blankets.
Lorelai: Amen.- Luke, Jess, and Lorelai, Gilmore Girls

Rory: You never socialized me properly, I should hate you right now. Do something to make me hate you.
Lorelai: Um...go Hitler!- Rory and Lorelai, Gilmore Girls

Lane: Well, I wore a bracelet to school today. My parents were called. There was a special service in chapel, and I've been ordered to a soul-searching seminar next week. I'll be sitting between the nail-polish-wearing girl and the spicy condiment user.- Lane, Gilmore Girls

~If you are so obsessed with Musical Theatre that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile! (Sings Sweeney Todd) (off- key because I'm not warmed up)(yelled at by friends)

~ If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! (Right now my soul is singing Dancing Queen... weird.)

~ !eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI (!lol)

~98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. (I'm a permanent member of that two percent.)

~Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. (Self explanatory.)

~Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! (Weirdness rocks!)

~If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, paste this into your profile. (Prejudice sucks. Be accepting.)

~If you think that green skin is awesome, copy this into your profile. (I was bored one day... so I painted my face green and ran around my house singing Defying Gravity.)

~If your body provides a comfortable home for the acquired immune RENThead syndrome, copy this into your profile. (I LOVE RENT!)

~OZheads are just trying to make they're way in a green world. If you are an OZhead then copy this to your profile! (I HEART OZ!)

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. (I was always the weird one. And I was always happy about that.)

~92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. (If Sylar asked me though...)

~If George W. Bush is getting on your nerves for various reasons, copy and paste this into your profile. (I love President Obama.)

~If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (SERIOUSLY!)

~If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile (He should get a restraining order)

~Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile. (Yep. I'm against fur coats.)

~If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (Ask my friends, they have horror stories...)

~If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile. (And if anyone tries, I'll just zap them with my magic)

~If you think that poor Mark should have found someone by the end of RENT, copy and paste this into your profile. (I'm still single! wink)

~If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. (Ugh.)

~If you've lost the game, copy and paste this into your profile. (Oh, I just lost again, didn't I?)

~If you're a band geek and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. (Band geeks forever)

~ If Det. John Munch rocks your world, copy and paste this into your profile. (Pillow fight!)

~ If you are extremely obsessed with british boys, and their accents, copy this to your profile. (Everything is better with British accents. Except clowns. The only way a clown can be passably okay if it has a British accent, a good singing voice, and it SPARKLES!)

~ If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile (Obviously)

~ If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile (It's my homepage.)

~ If your friends are considering torturing you to stop you talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Siobhan, Seth is real. He lives in my heart.)

~ If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I'm in love with multiple fictional characters actually...)

~ I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile. (Long story... big inside joke...)

~ If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. (um, ADAM! SIRIUS! DOBBY!)

~ If you ever get a random urge to start screaming copy and paste this onto your profile. (Usually during math class.)

~ Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! (I love Pluto.)

~ If whenever you see or hear the brand "Volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrollably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile. (Volvo?! Where!?)

I've also written chapters for some of Elly-rox5's stories; The End Was Just The Beginning, and April's Story.