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since: 03-11-07, id: 1236271, Profile Updated: 08-31-09
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The name's Chis. . . . . .

AND YES I'M A GIRL!

My full name is Chistine. But call me Shorty.

I'm an only child... YEAH RIGHT... I WISH! I have 2 brothers-ugh-and 1 sister-what a pain-and yes i'm the olest,which sucks big time. I have both parents. My dad, as many other dads are with their daughters, is very overprotected of me and my mom is so so kind, like most other moms. I would tell you more about my family but it's to big and i mean big bigger than big. My dad has 9 sisters and 1 brother. My mom is a simple family 1 brother and 2 sisters. Out of my aunts(dad) only 4 are not married and 1 doesn't have kids. And then there's some family in mexico then in san antonio maybe out of state...bulh bulh blh...you don't want to know about this so...

...let's stop this talk and change the subject. NOW!

I have big cherry brown eyes, but with contacts either green or hazel. My hair is also cherry brown.Cherry brown is a brownish redish color. I'm 16 years old my birthday is on January the third. I'm short(4'11) which explains the nickname Shorty. But you know what's funny for my whole life i've hated people who called me that and would give them a big punch in the arm.JUST BECAUSE I'M SHORT DOES NOT MEAN I CAN' T PACK A PUNCH. Last year i made a new friend and she introduced me to FMA(you should know) and she called me the female version of edward(excluding the blond hair) because i hated when people called me short and the ironic part was that i also hated, hatED (past tense) milk. WEIROD huh?I live in Texas.YEAH LIKE I'M REALLY GONNA TELL YOU THE CITY!

I love GAARA-KUN :his mine: stay away ulgies: ha ha ha :)... i'm serious.

I also love playing and seeing sports. YES I'M A TOMBOY DEAL WITH IT! OK! At times i can be girly i have to admit that, but that's my sister 24/7. I love singing and dancing,music(all types-loooooooove country though), eating(NO i'm not fat in fact i weigh 97lb). AND OFCOURSE I LOVE TO READ AND WRITE,DUH I MEAN WHY ELSE WOULD I BE HERE!


NARUTO- sasusaku naruhina nejiten shikaino kakaanko azumakurenai gaasaku nejisaku itasaku shikatem kibahina kakakuenai jiraiyatsunade My favorite character is GAARA!

FRUITS BASKET- kyotohru yukimachi kuenoarisa hirokisa hatsumarurin shigureakito My favorite character is KYO!

INUYASHA- inuyashakagome marukosango sessyrin kogakagome sessykagome My favorite character is SESSY!

HANA~KIMI-izumimizuki nakatsujulia My favorite character is IZUMI!

ALICE 19TH- kyoualicefery My favorite character is KYOU!


1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

9. Which team is your favorite?

10. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

11. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

12. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

13. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

14. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

15. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

16. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

17. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

18. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

19. Do you have a Naruto OC?

20. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?


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If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

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If you think that Sasuke's personality in episode 101 was pure gold, copy and paste this to your profile

If you think that Neji likes Tenten as more than a teammate or close friend, copy and paste this to your profile If you will add anyone to your favorite authors list who writes stories with your favorite couple, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you wish there was a filler Naruto episode in either Shippuden or the first series where they all go to high school, on vacation, or audition for a play, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress

If you, yeah, LOVE Dei-honey (huggles Dei-honey), hm, copy and paste, un, this to your profileIf you actually wouldn't mind school if it was Naruto-related, copy and paste this to your profile

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If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

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If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you
no matter what...and if you stand up for him he willstand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost (how can you not repost when referring to our Lord?)

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If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!


I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to beat someone up
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I am BIRACIAL(mixed) so I MUST have smart days AND dumb days
I love ANIMALS so I MUST become the CRAZY OLD CAT LADY
I DRESS NICE and I'M A GUY, so I MUST be gay.
I'm A GUY and I PLAY THE FLUTE, so I MUST be gay.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut myself.
I'm EMO, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST talk only about guys, clothes, and other girls.
I'm a CHEERLEADER/PREP, so I MUST be slutty, blonde, mean, shallow, and stupid.
I'm a MORMON, so I MUST be a polygamist. (We aren't. None of us are.)
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ARTIST/MUSICIAN, so I MUST spend my weekends getting high.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be racist against black people.
I LIKE TO READ, so I MUST be a dork/nerd/geek.
I'm ADD/ADHD, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST bomb animal slaughter houses.
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think you're all going to Hell.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST be homophobic.
I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate God/worship Satan. (They don't believe in either of them!)
I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST have a country accent/listen to country music.
I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST be racist.
I'm NEVER SINGLE FOR LONG, so I MUST be a slut.
I LOVE SHARPIES, so I MUST use them to get high.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST like rap/r&b.
I DON'T EAT LUNCH (unwisely), so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic/bulimic.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST have gotten plastic surgery.
I CALL OTHER GIRLS PRETTY, so I MUST be lesbo.
I DON'T HAVE GAY FRIENDS, so I MUST be homophobic.
I still SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS, so I MUST be childish.
My HAIR IS BLUE/GREEN/PINK ETC., so I MUST be on drugs.
I have MULTIPLE PEIRCINGS, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST play piano well. amazingly well.
I PLAY MORE THAN ONE INSTRUMENT, so I MUST be a band geek.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be in a gang.
I WEAR PANTS THAT DON'T FALL DOWN, so I MUST be gay.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST hate GLBT, Mexicans, and people who get abortions.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST be an illegal immigrant.
I'm HISPANIC/LATINO(A), so I MUST be from Mexico.
I'm EUROPEAN, so I MUST not shave.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be stuck up.
I'm SHY, so I MUST be stuck up.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST be shallow.
I'm ON A SPORTS TEAM, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm POPULAR, so I MUST be happy/have many friends.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be lazy.
I GO TO A PRIVATE SCHOOL, so I MUST be prissy or slutty.
I'm TALL, so I MUST play basketball.
I'm a GIRL and I PLAY SPORTS, so I MUST be lesbo.
I've decided to REMAIN ABSTINANT, so I MUST be GLBT.
I DON'T DATE, so I MUST be GLBT.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a (insert word here).
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I must smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST work at a casino.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be sleeping with them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST worship Satan.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I act HAPPY so I MUST have a prefect life and not know real pain
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