hey all, this is spork speaking (obviously... :D)

And this, my friends, is my BIO. I kno, it's a strange thing to see these days, but yes. here it is. and here's the customary info:

Name: Spork. I'd tell you my real name, but it just happens to be odd enough that a particularly skilled stalker might find me... :

Occupation: I'm aiming for Forensic Scientist, but at 15 I've got a ways to go. So... Highschool Student, occasional one-shot writer, perhaps soon to be sequel writer as well?

Fav pairing(s):

House M.D ~ House/Wilson, House/Chase

Doctor Who (2005) ~ Doctor/Rose

Whistle!: ~ Mizuno/Kazamatsuri

Naruto: ~ Naruto/Kakashi ~ Naruto/Sasuke (

Torchwood: ~ Gwen/Owen (once again, must be well written) and Ianto/Jack

Fav Quotes:

The only thing running through one Uzumaki Naruto’s mind at the moment was a mantra of ‘I’m going to be sick, I’m going to be sick, there will be noodles all over the place and I’m going to be sick’. ~Collision course, by NeonWorld

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"I'm just saying you should have shown up to the test wearing more than your underwear and a cape, that's all!" Sakura insisted. "Uh huh," He mumbled, busy fastening upholstery onto a newly assembled recliner frame. ~ Chunin Exam Day, by Perfect Lionheart

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"You aren't going to kill me?" Kankuro's traitorous tongue blurted out before his brain had a chance to properly censor that comment. "No murderous rampage destroying this chamber and hundreds of people?"

"No," Gaara returned sourly. "I've done things like that before. It is nothing new to me. What I have not done is played with these 'balloons'. Tell me, do they squeal as they die?"

Kankuro blinked several times, waiting for reality. Already his traitorous mouth was mumbling, "Uh, only if you let the air out real slow..."

~ Chunin Exam Day, by Perfect Lionheart

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Meanwhile, the head of the team fingered his prizes restlessly. It was hard to concentrate on an erotic novel when you constantly had to fear a plan that was probably escalating in tactical brilliance. ~The Benefits of Omnipotence, by Saiyan Angie

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“How do you have the Doctor’s hand?”

Jack merely smiled. “I have my sources. We all need something by which to remember,” he continued, anticipating her next question. “You have a pair of his 3-D glasses,” he guessed, though Rose had never said explicitly that they’d been the Doctor’s. “I have his hand.”

~Source in progress of being re-found. I'll cite it when I find it, sorry D:

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"So you're a soy burger making vegetarian delivery boy?" ~CSI: Las Vegas, Spellbound

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"Oh sweet lord, I'm a walking doodle" ~ Doctor Who Season 2

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"I lost my hand. Christmas Day. In a sword fight" ~ Doctor Who Season 2

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"I'm... a bit of a hermit."
"A hermit? With friends?"
"Ah. Hermits United. We met up every 10 years. Swap stories about caves. Lots of fun, for a hermit."
~ Doctor Who, Season 3

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"There is a GIANT wasp in there!"
'It's just an insect, Donna'
"When I say Giant, I don't mean BIG. I mean FLIPPIN' GINORMOUS!!"
~ Doctor Who, Season 4

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"Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks 'ooh, this could be a little more sonic?'!!"
~ Doctor Who, Season 1 (Captain Jack Harkness)

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"I'm very glad that worked. Those would have been terrible last words"
~ Doctor Who, Season 1 (upon ordering the empty children to 'go to your room!')

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"When I came to the hospital, I 'ad one leg!"
'Well, there is a war on... is it possible you miscounted?'
~ Doctor Who, Season 1 (Doctor Constantine to a patient after being fixed by alien healing tech)

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"The mayor said she's glad you popped by, but se's up to her eyes in papers, and if perhaps you could make an appointment for next week..."
'She's climbing out the window, isn't she?'
"...yeah."
~Doctor Who, Season 1

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"Victory, should be naked!"
~ Doctor Who, Season 1 (The Slaveen, the first time around)

List of All Time Worst Declarations of Love:

“I’m gay, have been for a while. No one but Wilson knows, I wanted to protect you because I like you, however I do understand that these feelings
will not be returned and I ask you out of respect to speak to no one about my sexuality.”
(House M.D - not from the tv show, fanfic)