(Sigh) this is the hot hottie Chace Crawford! The only reason I watch Gossip Girl!! Just look at him! DELICIOUS!

I love Supernatural!! Sam and Dean are HOT!!

I'm just saying this now: I prefer CATS over DOGS. Reasons? (As if you really need one)

1. Cats are much more calm, cuter, and snuggable.

2. Cats don't pee and poop on the freaking floor--as much-- that's what a litter box is for. And Dogs go OUTSIDE on your lawn! Why the shit would you want shit in YOUR YARD??

3. Cats get dissed throughout popular culture: in the movie Untraceable, which came out earlier this year, the plot revolves around a serial killer who posts live video of his victims being tortured to death of his website. The first victim is a stolen cat, whose feet are stuck to an electrical mat, preventing the feline from reaching a nearby bowl of milk. As more and more people hit the website, the frequency and intensity of electrical shocks increase, and soon, the kitten dies. I realize it's a horror movie, but I argue that you'd never see an electrocuted puppy, Electrocuted people, maybe. But never a puppy. (Sad, huh?)

SEE MY POINT(S)??

I love cats way more than dogs, but I still hate the fact that so many people abuse both creatures. Please, give respect to God's creatures

:If I could, I would make-out with:

Hal Sparks (Uh, hello?! he's sexy and fricking hilarious!)

Chace Crawford (He is so delicious! We also have a lot in common.)

Sam Winchester (Utterly gorgeous. I want him in my bed!!)

Dean Winchester (same reason as Sam. YUMMY!!)

Pete Wentz (He may be bi but, come on, HOTTNESS!!)

Ashton Kutcher (sexy, sexy, sexy, sexy, SEXY! & we're from the same STATE!)

ME!

Real name: Anna Renae M.

Call me: Anna (and only Anna) Or by my "Munchkin" name--Spastic. Or my "Critter" name--Butterscotch.

Lives: America. Yeah...Somewhere in the mid-west. I'll give you a hint--It's not Minnesota, Missouri, Arkansas...or, uh, Kansas and it's the state that's shaped like a face. Try to guess...Oh! another hint: Ashton Kutcher is from this state!!

Signs: Duh, Aquarius! I'm a boar in the zodiac signs...and my element is air. hooray!!

Birthday: January 27th Time: 3:40 am

Time Right Now: (as in the time that i am typing this) the same time it was yesterday, only 24 hours later.

Age: 14

Status: married to Sam Winchester. :)

Looks: Ok-looking...blonde/red hair. It's to my shoulders. I have blue/green eyes. They change color with the outfit I wear. If I wear blue-my eyes are blue. If I wear green-my eyes are green! Kinda big boobs, for a 14 year old. I have double pierced ears, too. Nothing else on me is pierced. I promise. My legs are all scared up with marks from my evil razor. (DIE! EVIL RAZOR!) It cuts me a lot.

Likes: Ice cream! Any kind of cats! Shoes. Shopping. CHOCOLATE especially dark or white!! YUM!! Bunnies. They ROCK!! Pretty colors. Shiny objects. fucking hot guys...LIKE BRAD PITT!! -.- My adorable fluffy bunny, Ginger. DANE COOK!! He is so frickin HILARIOUS!

Isn't it sad that my "Dislikes" part is longer than my "Likes" part?.?

Dislikes: Snotty, stuck up bitches that think they're all that. Hunters. Spiders! Those frickin' tellitubbies/boobhas...People who talk sllllllooooowwwwlllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyy...people who whisper to each other and I'm like "what'd ya say?" and they're like, "Ohhhh nothing." You know in that I'm-not-gonna-tell-you-cuz-it's-about-you kinda way. Vanessa Anne Hudgens. God, that little slutty whore bitch. the naked pics of her made me laugh so hard at her. Miley Cyrus. I just don't like her. People who abuse children/animals. I seriously would (if i could) shoot anyone who abuses animals or children. WHAT THE HELL DID THEY DO TO YOU?? I hate (with all my heart) abortion. It is the WORST thing in the frickin' world. You can argue with me for hours and I will not change my mind about abortion. (HOURS!!) some people don't see how agressive I can get when I agrue my point.

Random hilarious song:

Oh boy, Barney's on fire!

This is, our secret desire!

As we watch the flames grow higher,

We pray Barney won't live...

(I actually love Barney, but this song is still hilarious!!)

Personality... I am never satisfied. I can be a real ditz. I also am super klutzy, and random.(PASTA!) I'm loud, and always flirting with cute boys at my school. Because my hair is blonde/red, I am super dumb in common sense. Well...not dumb as in bad grade dumb, I mean dumb as in..."Ooh! Shiny!" or "This open window looks like an elevator!" I am very outgoing and NEAT. I HATE when my bedroom is messy! I just hate it. It drives me NUTS!! I'm pretty nice if you get me in a good mood. I'm that kind of person who you love to hate. I kidd a lot, and I looooooooove to take long car trips. It's fun! I'm just OUTRAGEOUS!

Cannot Stand: When people spell "blonde" b-l-o-n-d! Without the "e" at the end! I hate that. It's blonde not blond. "Blond" looks like "bland". I also cannot stand gay peoples' ways of lives. It's absolutely repulsive. Frickin homos. Go ahead, agrue with me. I will not change my mind.

Style: I'm your typical all-American girly, fun chicka. I love the color pink. Anything that shows off my fabulous legs is in my closet. I can also be sorta punky. I like Avril Lavigne's clothing line a lot!

Don't you just hate it when... you are really nice to someone else but in return, they treat you like shit? Yeah, example time: There's this guy who (is super hot) is so freaking mean to me! I don't even talk to him, and he's all like, "leave me alone, leave me alone!" can you believe that? I try to hold myself back from beating the mother-fucking shit out of him and he's all like "leave me alone!" so I'm like, "leave me alone and i'll leave you alone!" and he's like, "yeah right! blah blah blah!" SERIOUSLY!

Favorites!

Colors: Pink! It is so ultra super fabulous!

Jewels: garnet (birthstone, dude!) diamond...pink sapphire. I like happy jewels, ya know?

Shows that are non-anime: Family Guy, Futurama, Robot Chicken, America's Next Top Model, Parental Controls, Exposed, Next, Rock Of Love (2), yay! he picked Ambre!! I'm soooo glad he didn't pick Daisy. A Shot At Love with Tila Tequila. iLove the New Millenium

Cat: I really don't care! I love cats so FREAKING MUCH!

Doggie: Um...a Corgie, I guess. I'm not that big of a dog fan.

Best Friends: ((on fanfiction))

flirty flower-Stupid WHORE!

Maximum Ridegirl-We also talk a lot on the phone. She is a really good listener. she still accepts me as a friend. It's really weird though, I mean when we were in 3rd & 4th grade, we HATED each other's guts...but now we're bestest buddies! Thanks bestest buddy Sarah!!

Music: OMG! I LOVE music! I CAN NOT live without it! I especially like pop/rock.

Artists: I love Fall Out Boy, Panic! At the Disco, Good Charolette, My Chemical Romance, The Last Goodbye, Avril Lavigne, Rihanna, Elliot Yamin, Alica Keys, Fergie, Gewn Stafani, Justin Timberlake, Taylor Swift, Ashley Tisdale, OneRepublic, Leona Lewis, Metro Station, Secondhand Serenade, Paramore, Story of the Year, 3OH!3... and so much more, but I can't remember any of them.

Songs: Thanks For the Memories, (i know that's not how you spell it, but whatever) I'm Like A Laywer, I Don't Wanna Be In Love, Pictures of You, (EVERY SONG BY AVRIL LAVIGNE) Shut Up & Drive, Wait For You, One Word, No One, (Pretty much every song by Fergie), 4 In The Morning, Wind It Up, SexyBack, Lovestoned, Teardrops On My Guitar, Our Song, Touch My Body, (EVERY ASHLEY T. SONG!!) Stop and Stare, Apologize, Sweetest Girl (Dollar Bill), Bleeding Love, 7 Things, Fall For You, Shake It, Crushcrushcrush, Misery Buisness, Until the Day I Die, I'm not Your Boyfriend, Baby! (3OH!3 IS AMAZING!!) AND MANY MANY MORE!!

I CAN'T STAND THE SONG(S): Tattoo--Jordin Sparks (It's annoying!), No Air--J.S and Chris Brown (Over-played!! Okay, I get it, you can't breath with no freaking air!) , See You Again--Miley Cyrus (shut up Miley. I understand that you want to see him again. you don't have to say it OVER AND OVER, betch!!)

Random Quote: "Poop shit ass fuck!" --my bff Andreu. I don't know why, but those words make me laugh so freaking hard!!

Do this!! It's FUN!

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Sasuke

2. Naruto
3. Tenten
4. Sakura
5. Temari
6. Shikamaru
7. Neji
8.Kakashi
9. Hinata
10. Gaara
11. Guy
12. Ino

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Shikamaru/Guy story? Are you serious? No...Well...I don’t think so...

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Sakura? Oh no, no, no, no...I don’t swing that way...

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Ino got Kakashi pregnant? (laughs) As if that would happen! But if it did...Um...there would most likely be complications...

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Hinata? Well...I haven’t read any with just her. I have written one about her. Does that count?

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Naruto and Shikamaru? No way! Naruto’s spazy with lots of energy, and Shikamaru is lazy. So, no. Not at all. But, I have heard that opposites attract...

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Temari/Hinata or Temari/Gaara? Eww! First off, with Temari/ Hinata, no! They aren’t Lesbos! And also, THEY NEVER TALK!! You can’t have a relationship with someone you don’t speak with. And Temari and Gaara are SIBLINGS! It’s so oogie...

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Neji walked in on Naruto and Ino, he’d probably say, “Oh God! Ever heard of a lock?!” Then jump in with them. Or at least that’s what I would do. (Jk)

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

“It was an accident. Out of interest.” Tenten/Gaara

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Sasuke/Kakashi? Yeah, probably. Those sick perverts...

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Neji/Ino? “Love Hurts” I guess...

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Sasuke and Sakura? You have got to be kidding! WHAT COULDN’T YOU USE? Um...I guess alcohol would be an option...I guess... (Heh...de-flower...whatever that means)

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
What the crap is Tenten “het”?? I don’t really know what they read...

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Heh! Drawing Guy?! HAHAHAHAHA! No, no I don’t think so...I really don’t think so...

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
Naruto/Sakura/Temari? Heh. That would be hilarious to read. Hear that peeps? I said ‘hilarious’...Tell me when you have one...

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Gaara? Scream? I don’t think there is such a thing...

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Heh... A Kakashi song... Um... “I’ll Fall For You” (you know by Secondhand Serenade!) I guess...IDK!!

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Sasuke/Shika/Ino?...WARNING: Threesome-ness! Look away if squeamish!! Heh...

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Gaara use on Naruto?? Um... “You dropped something...my jaw!” heh...heh...alllllllll riggggghhhhhttttt...

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Guy describes Naruto’s and Kakashi’s relationship? Um... “Their bond between student and pupil is as strong as MIGHTY PUTTY!!” (That stuff is strong, man...) “The youth flows through them so vividly!” Tee Hee. Or something like dat...

20) How emo is Seven?

Neji...Emo...? Um...On a scale from 1 to 10...a 7 fits nicely...

things I wish I could do...

10. go to a cementery and just cry for all of the dead people. (Sad, huh?)

9. sleep all day long (Zzzz)

8. adopt all of the lost/homeless animals (Those poor neglected creatures)

7. get 1000 reviews (that would be frickin sweeeeet)

6. tell all of the people who annoy me to shut the hell up (yeah! take that E.K.!!)

6. do whatever I want (evil smile)

4. have a boyfriend who will love me (ALL THE FREAKING WAY!!)

3. have straight teeth (PLEASE GOD!!)

2. have a bunch of cash to spend on shopping (Hell yeah!!)

1. have a smoothie shack across the street from me. (who the hell wouldn't?)

Stop complaining about yourself. You are the only you that your gonna have. Might as well deal with it.

Animes: Death Note, Bleach, FMA, Inuyasha. I stopped watching Naruto after Sasuke left. It just got so boring/gay.

Couples...

Bleach:

Ichigo/Rukia--OH COME ON!!

Uryu/Orihime--YAY! Cute couple!

Toshiro/Momo--I know she's older than him, but...I don't care! They are sooo cute 2gether!

Hated couples:

Renji and Rukia. --no comment

Naruto:

I'm pretty much up for any couple! I love reading odd couple fanfics, like...uh... Sakura and uh...Kiba! Yeah...that's a weird couple!

Hated couples...

Lee/any girl or boy...!--It's not like I have a problem with Lee, it's just that...I don't think he should be with anyone. Sorry.

Hinata/Neji-- OMG! how much times do I have to say this?? THEY ARE EFFING COUSINS!! it's like dating your cousin. ((shudders))

Kakashi/Sakura--It's like...going out with your...teacher, or something...((Shudders))

Full Metal:

Ed/Winry--no arguement

Roy/Risa--Uh, duh!

Hated:

I don't have any hated ones...

Death Note:

Oh my God. It's over. DEATH NOTE is OVER!! OMG!! Noooo!! I saw the last episode. God! Why, Light, why did you say, "Looks like I win, Near!" to Near, why, WHY?? Damn it!! And Light didn't even screw Misa! damn it! If you wanna know what happens in the LAST EPISODE ask me!!

Light (Kira) and Misa... TOTALLY awesome couple!! Like OMG!! I love EVERY moment they're with each other! It is SOOO SHAFTY!! I mean really, I know that Light doesn't LIKE Misa YET, but...but...but...HE F--ing KISSED HER!! That HAS to COUNT!! Dude, they don't show the full version of that episode, I mean really, if it were up to ME...Misa and Light would be rolling on the floor, dude!! Y-Y-YEAH!!

I just have to say this!!: I love Near so much!! His hair is so kick ass! He's so smart and silly! Oh him and his silly toys!!

Hated couples:

L and Light--DUDE LIGHT IS NOT GAY!! NEITHER IS L!! Besides, Light already has a girlfriend! Misa! (plus--he's WAAAYYY to hot to be gay) And L just rocks. (Hehe he sits funny...) Oh no, I just remembered...L is dead now!! (cries) jk

have you noticed?...(Death Note style) Near, Mellow (sp?) and L all had some kind of..."obsession" with something? Like L--Sweets. Near--his little toys. Mellow--CHOCOLATE! Anyone else notice that/these??

--(Now fun copy & paste things!)

Always remember that you should never let a man run your life. No matter how sexy they are...SAM WINCHESTER!!

It doesn't matter what the hell others think of you. Always remember that.

If you have a TOTALLY annoying nick-name for you/your friend, copy & paste this into your profile (CHANTALIE!!)

If you LOVE CHOCOLATE, copy and paste this in your profile. I know I LOVE chocolate.

Girls and boys are very different. Girls like shoes, boys like video games. Girls like chocolate, boys like football. But we both have one thing in common--We both want SOMETHING! (if ya know what I mean)

Boys hate two words: "Don't" and "Stop" Unless you put them in the same sentence!!

If you have stayed phone for hours talking to the same person, copy and paste this in your profile

98 percent of girls say they're bringing sexyback. The other 2 percent say that sexy never left!

If you LOVE animals, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you love cats, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
-I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!

Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,
When I grew up I was black,
When I'm sick I'm black,
When I go in the sun I'm black,
When I'm cold I'm black,
When I die I'll be black.
But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,
When you grow up you're white,
When you're sick, you're green,
When you go in the sun you turn red,
When you're cold you turn blue,
And when you die you turn purple.
And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

Oh...BURN!!

(NAMES!! Put your answers in BOLD)

1. YOUR REAL NAME? Anna

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name
plus 'izzle') Annizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite
animal) Pink Kitty

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current
street) Renae Franklin

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your
last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3
letters of mom's maiden name) Maranlar

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite
drink) Gold Lemonade

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (Men: father's middle
name and mother's middle name - Women: mother's middle
name and father's middle name) Anne Bruce

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your (current or former
pets) Black Ginger

(Birthday sentences!! Make a sentence with this!!)

"I kicked my brother because that's how I roll!"

> >Pick the month you were born:
> >January--I kicked
> >February--I loved
> >March--I karate chopped
> >April--I licked
> >May--I jumped on
> >June--I smelled
> >July--I did the Macarena with
> >August--I had lunch with
> >September--I danced with
> >October--I sang to
> >November--I yelled at
> >December--I ran over

> >Pick the day (number) you were born on:
> >1--a birdbath
> >2--a monster
> >3--a phone
> >4--a fork
> >5--a snowman
> >6--a gangster
> >7--my cell phone
> >8--my dog
> >9--my best friends' boyfriend
> >10--my neighbor
> >11--my science teacher
> >12- --a banana
> >13--a fireman
> >14--a stuffed animal
> >15--a goat
> >16--a pickle
> >17--your mom
> >18--a spoon
> >19--a smurf
> >20--a baseball bat
> >21--a ninja
> >22--Chuck Norris
> >23--a noodle
> >24--a squirrel
> >25--a football player
> >26--my sister
> >27--my brother
> >28--an ipod
> >29--a surfer
> >30--a llama
> >31--A homeless guy

> >Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

> >White--because I'm cool like that.
> >Black--because that's how I roll.
> >Pink--because I'm NOT crazy.
> >Red--because the voices told me to.
> >Blue--because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

> >Green--because I think I need some serious
> help.
> >Purple--because I'm AWESOME!
> >Gray--because Big Bird said to and he's my
> leader.
> >Yellow--because someone offered me 1,000,000
> dollars.
> >Orange--because my family thinks I'm stupid
> anyway.
> >Brown --because I can.
> >Other--because I'm a Ninja!
> >No shirt--because I can't control myself.

Now write down your sentence!!