| No One Reads Bad Fanfics |
Author has written 29 stories for High School Musical, Suite Life series, Gossip Girl, and Harry Potter. I am No One Reads Bad Fanfics, also known as Dezi, De, Kay, SoNotEmo, and Suffering From Writer's Block Next Update Day: January 14th, 2009. Featuring: Two Years and Counting If you have ever reviewed one of my stories, put this in your profile. If you're a FF writer, you better let it be known. Copy and paste this everywhere! List twelve of your characters from your fandom, in no particular order. 1. Blair Waldorf 2. Chuck Bass 3. Nate Archibald 4. Georgina Sparks 5. Dan Humphrey 6. Jennifer Humphrey 7. Rufus Humphrey 8. Eric van der Woodsen 9. Lily van der Woodsen 10. Serena van der Woodsen 11. Agnes 12. Vanessa Abrams 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? No, but that would be interesting. 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? I think she's a cool character, but hot is pushing it. 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? That's kind of impossible... 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? Yes. 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? Not in the show. 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Dan/Serena. Dan/Lily would be like a modern Greek Mythology pattern thing going on there. 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Rufus would be stunned at the image; Vanessa would be embarrassed; Chuck would probably just smirk and laugh. 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic Maybe she came back for him after all. 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? I don't know 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Brooklyn Hospitality 11. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? A song about suicide probably. I dont know 12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Serious femslash love triangle, beware. 13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Last week. 14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). Blair and Rufus are in a happy relationship until Lily runs off with Georgina. Blair, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Agnes and a brief unhappy affair with Vanessa, then follows the wise advise of Dan and finds true love with Nate. (WTH? It's a Nair fic?!) What title would you give this fic? Blair's Grand Nightmare 15. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? I'd feel like the writers of Gossip Girl had lost their mind. Not every pairing between Humphrey and van der Woodsen should and can work. Love, Kay or Dezi | |||||||||||
1. Two Years and Counting » reviewsBlair Waldorf could say her life began when she was born, September 28th, 1994, but really, it started the day she met him, him meaning the boy she was supposed to spend the rest of her life with, or at least the rest of his. AU.Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,741 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 2-14-09 - Published: 4-19-082. The Last Truck Stop » reviewsHe'd always be her Chu-Chu Chuck. Bittersweet ChuckBlair. CHAPTER FIVE UP.Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,843 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 12-1-08 - Published: 5-21-083. United We Stand, Divided We Bawl » reviewsThey came together against a common enemy. The ongoing threat of Nate and Blair was becoming too much. And, really, what were they, anyway? Dating? No. Friends? Maybe. Secret lovers? Hell yeah! Chuck/Serena, Nate/Blair, bitter Chuck/Blair and Nate/SerenaGossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,409 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 12-1-08 - Published: 3-8-084. Kryptonite » reviewsEven Superman has a weakness. DanBlair. Slightly OOC. Bitter DanSerena and NateBlair. CHAPTER TWO UP NOW!Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,169 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 11-30-08 - Published: 5-11-085. Lungs of Steel » reviewsOne day, you're going to realize you don't hate me, Waldorf," he said. "Don't hold your breath". DanBlair. CHAPTER Six ADDED: August 30th. -The aftermath of Gossip Girl's post comes crashing down like a tropical storm on top of the two unsuspecting teens-Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,541 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 9-14-08 - Published: 3-30-086. Strawberry Flavored Love Notes » reviewsHe needed her, she didn't. He was head over heels, she was a step away from leaving. He wasn't ready to let her go, she let go a long time ago. She wants out, but he's not gonna lose her again. R&R.High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 77,934 - Reviews: 196 - Updated: 8-14-08 - Published: 3-26-07 - Troy B. & Sharpay E. - Complete7. Makeshift Miracles » reviewsThey weren't together, oh no. They were just parenting an unborn child together. Some people say raising a child is tough. If the past nine months were any sign of the life ahead, tough would be an understatement. FutureFic. PREFACE ADDED.Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 7-23-08 - Published: 7-17-088. Wasted Youth » reviewsSome times, the choice to hold onto your childhood isn't up to you. Other times, it is. For Georgina Sparks, that was the issue. G-centric. Hints of, well, everything. Before, during, and after season one. CHAPTER ONE ADDED JULY 17TH.Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,732 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-17-08 - Published: 6-8-089. S H A Y » reviewsIf there was one thing he learned from Frankenstein, it was not to underestimate your creation. From his folks he learned, that you can't help you fall in love with. And from SHAY he learned, that love goes beyond just flesh and bones. Chadpay. NEW 7/17High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,267 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-17-08 - Published: 3-26-08 - Chad D. & Sharpay E.10. Ass Junior » reviewsIf you looked up ass in the dictionary, you'd see my picture. If you looked up jerk in the phone book, you'd find my number. If you put in worst father of the UES on Google, I'm sure you'll see everything I've done. What can I say? I'm Chuck Bass.Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,248 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 7-17-08 - Published: 1-13-0811. The Love Bug reviewsWho knew one candle and one little spider could do so much? DanBlair. OVER SPRING BREAK; BEFORE 1x14Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,346 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-8-0812. What They Never Told Me reviewsIt was then I realized how much I had changed, how much we had changed. As I saw his retreating form, I couldn't help but ask, "When did I stop being your angel?"Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-11-08 - Blair & Chuck - Complete13. Red Light reviewsThey were fulfilling a promise. She wasn't supposed to enjoy it and he certainly wasn't supposed to lose his best friend over it. They shouldn't have even done it. Now, they're both stuck. ChadSharpay. CHAPTER ONE: April 19th, 2008.High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 4-19-08 - Published: 2-24-0814. Chasing Butterflies » reviewsIt was just a kiss. It was just a friendly, no hard feelings, nothing to freak out about kind of kiss. As least, that's what they kept telling themselves. If only the butterflies would listen. ChadSharpay. CHAPTER THREE ADDED 4.19.08High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,970 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 4-19-08 - Published: 2-20-0815. Into the Penseive: With Blair Waldorf reviewsA collection of flashbacks about and/or starring Blair Waldorf. This isn't one of those "Oh my gosh, I'm a witch!" type stories. Just thought the title sounded better than "The Memories of Blair Waldorf". R&R.Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-19-0816. Stepdud reviewsSharpay Evans has good news and bad news. The good news is that she's fallen in love with the hottest guy in the world. Bad news, he's her new stepdad…. TroySharpay.High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-26-0817. Between the Lines of Gossip Girl reviewsThese are short, pointless insights into the characters as seen by an all-knowing outsider. The outsider could me or Gossip Girl in this case, whichever floats your boat I guess. Read and Review.Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-16-0818. Between the Lines of Harry Potter reviewsShort drabbles, blurs of thoughts, insight into the HP characters as seen by an all-knowing outsider. SPOILERS FOR ALL OF THE BOOKS... SORT OF.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-16-0819. Bow Down For the Queens » reviewsSummary Inside. RyanGabriella. CHAPTER THREE ADDED 3.8.08High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,545 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 3-8-08 - Published: 10-11-0720. Daddy's Little Girl reviewsChuck Bass was probably the biggest homophobe on the planet. So, imagine his surprise when he finds out that a member of his own family is homosexual. And not just any member. CB. OcOc. FutureFic. Just give it a chance, peopleGossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-8-0821. Good Morning reviewsIt's the morning after and Chuck and Blair have a little conversation about that morning, last night, and some future plans. It's witty, or at least in my opinion it is. Read and Review.Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-28-07 - Complete22. Who's Broken Now? » reviewsShe breaks hearts for fun but in the end is it hers that'll be broken? ChadSharpay. SERIOUS HIATUSHigh School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,422 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 12-27-07 - Published: 6-21-07 - Chad D. & Sharpay E.23. Operation: Kill Santa » reviewsWhen you're eight years old, sometimes you do things without thinking. Planning to kill Santa Claus because he kissed your mom definitely falls on that list. A Christmas tale about the joys of childhood and misunderstanding.High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-20-07 - Published: 12-2-07 - Sharpay E. & Ryan E.24. Cascading Waterfalls reviewsWhen the two met they didn't think anything of it, but little did they know their meeting was symbolic of their entire relationship. One big crash and a whole lot of effects. Inspired by Stessa's fic, Just A Play. GabpayHigh School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-17-0725. Mentos and Coke reviewsChad Danforth and Sharpay Evans are like Mentos and Coke. Cool, unless you don't like explosions. ChadpayHigh School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-20-07 - Complete26. Everlasting Defeat reviewsA single tear rolls down her rosy cheeks and disappears into her long golden mane. DrabbleHigh School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-12-07 - Complete27. The Mirror reviewsYou better step away from the mirror long enough to check the damage that will always be right behind you' Implied Troypay, Troyella, Rypay, Choy, and Chadpay. SharpayCentric.High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-11-07 - Chad D. & Sharpay E. - Complete28. Yea Three! » reviewsI just couldn't believe it, it was unbelievable, how could it be true, how could London, my London, be… pregnant? MaddieLondonSuite Life series - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,154 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-23-0729. Learning to Swim reviewsNah, he's just learning to swim,' Troy said with a smile, 'the Sharpay Evans way' ChadSharpayHigh School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-6-07 - Complete