| elektricstorm |
Author has written 1 story for Lord of the Rings. Hello. Welcome to Elektricstorm's PROFILE thingy!! ...It kinda sucks. :P Um. Well, I think I have, like commitment issues, so don't expect any long stories. Not to mention I can't decide what um, fandom? - to write my stories in. So... basically, don't expect any stories. At all. I play the guitar. And the violin. Which sounds like a freaking cat trying to fart through a sewn-up bum, and then upon realising that it's bum was all sewn-up, decided to attempt to disembowel itself to see if you could pass gas or whatever it's called that way instead. Well, the screeching. You know, the mental image sort of reminds me of Happy Tree Friends... Well, anyways. Whenever I play it. And that was just cos I didn't know where I was supposed to put that in the sentence... I have ISSUES with homework (I. HATE. IT.), I like ice-cream, chocolate, Miyazaki films, getting good grades, drawing relatively normal, nice-looking anime organisms (what! It looks fine if you turn it like that and look at it from here!) and a lot of other stuff I can't name off the top of my head. -chings teeth, Gai-style- So... I guess that's it. Um. Bye? Oh, and by the way. Yunming? If you're reading this, then the next time I see you I'm gonna freaking HIT you. Hard. With... A folder. Or something. Or drop pens on you. Newest update (3/7/09): You know my friend Yunming? And her sister? The ones I freaking CHANGED the summary AND the title of AKD for so they wouldn't be able to search it? ...Well, they read it. And now they know my penname. My life is OVER... T_T | |||||
1. A Kitchen Disaster reviewsFaramir attempts to teach Eowyn to cook. Needless to say, his rather pathetic attempt results in the complete and utter trashing of Aragorn's kitchens. And possibly irreversible mental trauma. On Faramir's part.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-30-08 - Published: 4-16-07 - Faramir & Eowyn - Complete