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Author has written 52 stories for CSI, Doctor Who, and Ironman. I HAVE BEEN IN THE SAME ROOM AS JOHNNY RZEZNIK. YOU LOSE. Hi, I'm a self-hating Twihard. I can't keep hold of money, I laugh way too loud, and I'm stalking Robert Downey Jr, but I'm just legendary enough to get away with it. Fact. I now officially own every single Iron Man comic, including Tales of Suspense, up to 2006 downloaded on my computer. Because I'm cool. If you want to know how I did it, message me and I'll give you a step by step. I am against the 'Literate Union'. Updates Snuff - Finished, ready to be uploaded. Get A Roof - When inspiration hits me, I write. The Razor's Edge - ON HOLD CSI Stuff: Unfortunately (or not, I just re-read some of what I wrote and winced quite a bit) I no longer write for the CSI fandom. I will leave up the ones I have finished, although I may thin them out a bit because my early stuff is abysmal, but I've taken down the two or three I'd left unfinished, and I apologise if you were waiting on an update. I have completely transgressed into the Iron Man fandom after reuniting my childhood love for it (God bless RDJ for that) so those are the fics you'll be finding here for the foreseeable future. Smoose Recommends: Two of the best writers I've ever had the good fortune to stumble across have got to be Cincoflex (a.k.a. CSI Clue) and VR Trakowski. Their fics both inspire me and at the same time make me feel like the worst writer in history. A fic I'd highly recommend from each is 'The Legend Of El Diablo' from Cincoflex/CSI Clue, and 'Palmer's Kiss' from VR Trakowski. A third writer who I am in deep hysterical awe with is i'm a quitter. You will never laugh harder than when you read 'Married To My Work' and I'd recommend it to everyone. 'The Wager' by outtabreath just defines the word awesome. As does 'A Kink In The Armour' which you can find on her LiveJournal page. HAWT. writingmonkey10 brings us 'Help Me' and it's sequel 'The Road To Happiness'. Both awesome, both suicidally sad and hysterically funny (well, maybe not so much with Help Me, but The Road To Happiness is totes hilarious). Finally, major shout out to saichick and her fic 'The Reality of Life with a Superhero'. It's absolutely amazing. It's extremely in depth and just...amazing. I've never been that drawn into a fic in my entire life. For my CSI fandom buddies, I give you TDCSI, thegreatbluespoon and The Queen Of Sin. Spoon is currently not writing as far as I'm aware, but hopefully one day she'll come back to us. Information: So, I had to basically get a crash course in a few Marvel characters to write 'Snuff', and I owe it all to the beauty that is http://marvel.com/universe/. Seriously, saved my life on this fic so many times. | |||||||
1. The Morning After The Night Before » reviewsYes. She had kissed him. She remembered kissing him, but he was sort of missing the point. "Yeah, after two glasses of white wine and you hitting me in the head with a Wii controller. How great could my judgement have been?"Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,035 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 8-31-11 - Published: 6-19-11 - A. E. Stark/Tony & V. Potts/Pepper - Complete2. Birthday reviewsIt's Pepper's birthday, and Tony remembered for once. Unfortunately, so did Pepper's family.Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-28-11 - A. E. Stark/Tony & V. Potts/Pepper3. Dissociation » reviews"Tony, please, I'll talk to you tomorrow." She said, her voice just this side of hysteria. She turned on her heel and bolted from the room, and for the first time in over fifteen years, Tony Stark was worried.Ironman - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,353 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 8-13-11 - Published: 7-1-11 - A. E. Stark/Tony & V. Potts/Pepper4. Desperation reviewsHe'd convinced himself that this was the best idea. That doing this was better for both of them. That packing her things wasn't ripping the heart right out of him, reactor and all.Ironman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-10-11 - A. E. Stark/Tony & V. Potts/Pepper - Complete5. Get A Roof » reviewsA series of ficlets for the LJ Pepperony 100 Challenge. None are related. All in order.Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 9,741 - Reviews: 89 - Updated: 6-29-11 - Published: 7-24-10 - A. E. Stark/Tony & V. Potts/Pepper6. River » reviewsMovie-verse. Science may be holding his heart together, but it can still break. Chapter 13 edited slightly to include more depression Y .Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,928 - Reviews: 149 - Updated: 6-28-11 - Published: 2-13-10 - A. E. Stark/Tony & V. Potts/Pepper - Complete7. Snuff » reviewsSequel to 'River' and based on The Avengers: Civil War. You don't need to read either, but 'River' would at least explain things. It's been ten years since Tony left, and now SHIELD has a secret agenda. Can we really trust the people who protect us?Ironman - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,702 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 6-28-11 - Published: 10-10-10 - A. E. Stark/Tony & V. Potts/Pepper - Complete8. Forever reviewsFifty lifetimes, Yinsen had said. Still tony Stark lived. Alone, family gone. He realised he'd come full circle; back to having nothing again.Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-14-11 - A. E. Stark/Tony & V. Potts/Pepper - Complete9. When You Were Mine reviewsThere's no such thing as a late apology, but time does make it harder say. Major angst.Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-27-11 - A. E. Stark/Tony & V. Potts/Pepper - Complete10. Never Assume reviewsBecause when you assume, you make an ass out of you and me. T for language.Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-2-10 - A. E. Stark/Tony & V. Potts/Pepper11. Nothing reviewsYet another fic from the Douchebag!Tony collection. I apologise profusely. Rated T for two swear words.Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-18-10 - A. E. Stark/Tony & V. Potts/Pepper12. TMI reviewsThird and final instalment of what has turned into a trio of fics about watching movies. It's only right we see how Rhodey handles himself.Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-9-10 - A. E. Stark/Tony & J. R. Rhodes/Rhodey13. Diamond Eyes reviewsSequel, I suppose, to 'Old Yeller'. Tony picks the film this time and still ends up surprised.Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-8-10 - A. E. Stark/Tony & V. Potts/Pepper - Complete14. Old Yeller reviewsTony's never seen Old Yeller. Pepper corrects this.Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-7-10 - A. E. Stark/Tony & V. Potts/Pepper15. Slow Dance reviewsTony Stark didn't fall in love very often, but when he did, he fell hard. Pepperony, despite the beginning.Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-6-10 - A. E. Stark/Tony & V. Potts/Pepper - Complete16. The Razor's Edge » reviewsTony and Pepper go way back. After 16 years, she's back in his life and has no idea of his...extra curricular's. Set after IM2. IM1: Tony never revealed himself. IM2: Everything but Vanko happened. ON HOLD.Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,424 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 9-1-10 - Published: 6-22-10 - A. E. Stark/Tony & V. Potts/Pepper17. Trump Card reviewsPepper has doubts, and Tony earns some serious man points.Ironman - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-21-10 - A. E. Stark/Tony & V. Potts/Pepper - Complete18. Proof That Pepper Potts Has Tony Stark's Heart reviewsShe was having a really shitty day. REALLY shitty.Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 7-12-10 - A. E. Stark/Tony & V. Potts/Pepper - Complete19. Contingency reviewsContingency: An event that may occur but that is not likely or intended; a possibility. T for one swear word.Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-26-10 - A. E. Stark/Tony & V. Potts/Pepper - Complete20. Who Needs A Plan When You're Tony Stark? reviewsBecause he was always so good at sticking to them before.Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-13-10 - A. E. Stark/Tony & V. Potts/Pepper - Complete21. Defcon reviewsWhen Tony Stark is silent, there really aren't enough Defcon's. Pre IM2.Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-8-10 - A. E. Stark/Tony & V. Potts/Pepper - Complete22. Blame It On The Sun reviewsThree weeks. That's all it took for Tony Stark to break Pepper's heart. Rated T for naughty words and the shitty feeling this fic will leave you with. Epic. Set after the Expo.Ironman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-25-10 - A. E. Stark/Tony & V. Potts/Pepper - Complete23. Invisible Man reviewsI'm not exaggerating; women literally fell at my feet. Hell, men even fell at my feet. Talk about stroking my ego and that's the only thing they were stroking .Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-23-10 - A. E. Stark/Tony & V. Potts/Pepper - Complete24. After The Expo reviewsSPOILER ALERT. BASED ON LAST PAGES OF IRON MAN 2 NOVELISATION. Tiny little thing that kept kicking me til I wrote it. If you want to wait for the film to come out, don't read this, you will be spoiled. Majorly happy and giddy, but spoiled none the less.Ironman - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-4-10 - A. E. Stark/Tony & V. Potts/Pepper - Complete25. Pancake Day reviewsTwo days late but they're still fresh!Ironman - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-18-10 - A. E. Stark/Tony & V. Potts/Pepper - Complete26. So reviewsFirst Iron Man fic. Idea technically stolen from RDJ himself...oh, and it's movie-verse.Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-7-10 - A. E. Stark/Tony & V. Potts/Pepper - Complete27. Joke's On You reviewsGrissom thinks he's so funny. Watch out mate.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-12-08 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete28. Adjusting reviewsSpoilers for Journey's End. What was Rose feeling after the TARDIS disappeared?Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-6-08 - Complete29. The Nicest Thing reviewsSappy little ditty.CSI - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-15-08 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete30. Brilliant reviewsFirst 10Rose fic, Based on a rumour on Planet Gallifrey.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-21-08 - Complete31. Crossword reviewsJust a little something to help through the many months to season 9. Here's hoping for Sara! Grissom get's stuck on a crossword and the answer reveals more than Sara bargained for.CSI - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-21-08 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete32. Happy Birthday Joey reviewsHappy Birthday to you, stick your face in dog doo, if you taste it don't waste it, Happy Birthday to you XD A B-Day fic for The Queen Of SinCSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-5-08 - Complete33. Dough! reviewsChallenge from Joey. Who'd have thought you could have fun in a bread mill, of all places?CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-30-08 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete34. Private Time reviewsChallenge from The Queen Of Sin. Little kids...poor little kids...bless 'em.CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-21-08 - Complete35. Throws Of Passion reviewsThe smut muse is back from hibernation...but may be going back because it doesn't like working. Anyways, reeeeeeead meeeeee!CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 1-3-08 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete36. In Sickness And Health reviewsLooks like flu is beneficial after allCSI - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-30-07 - Complete37. My Favorite Shirt reviewsYou know, it's funny how my favorite shirt smells more of you than meCSI - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-30-07 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete38. Happy Birthday Hodges reviewsAnother challenge from The Queen Of Sin. Details inside. Fluffy GSR and WedgesDandy. Rated T for the...well you'll just have to find out won't you.CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-1-07 - Complete39. Finally » reviewsThis is it, she's finally going. GSR...no seriously, despite the first few chapters.CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,764 - Reviews: 80 - Updated: 11-24-07 - Published: 9-2-07 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete40. I'll Miss You With Every Beat Of My Heart reviewsYeah, it's a post GBaGL fic. All aboard at Depression City, next stop, Rambo Is A God Town heading towards Maddeningly Happyville...ever so slightly spoilerish...but then I guess I kinda gave that away with the summaryCSI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-18-07 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete41. Drabble for The Queen of Sin reviewsIt is what it is. Private challenge for Joey!CSI - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-7-07 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete42. A Halloween Fic reviewsResponse to a private challenge from The Queen of Sin, does what it says on the packet, Happy Halloween y'all!CSI - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-31-07 - Complete43. A drabble and a bit reviewsWell this is the smallest thing I've ever written, and i don't even remember doing it! The point is, it's here. And if you don't know by now that I'm a die hard GSR Shiper, then you're rather foolish aren't you?CSI - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-29-07 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete44. She's Evil reviewsSara Sidle The She DevilCSI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-6-07 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete45. Love Actually reviewsA little one shot that pecked my brain after I watched the film Love Actually. It's a remake of the scene between Kiera Knightley and Andrew Lincoln. GSR, Fluff and a partridge in a pear tree! Only a teensy bit of angst, it's barely noticable really.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-29-07 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete46. Misconceptions » reviewsSo Sara and Grissom really do go back a long way. Thanks to Peggy47 for the name idea! Non main CDCSI - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,070 - Reviews: 124 - Updated: 7-13-07 - Published: 4-29-07 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete47. I only have eyes for you reviewsGSR CD. Mostly in memory. He will love her until the last petal falls.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-7-07 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete48. Fun with a chocolate cake reviewsThis is a challenge from YTDAW from...2003! I only just discovered the site and have been looking at the challenges.CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-19-07 - Complete49. Events » reviewsPrequel to Anniversary. If you hate Hank the Skank you'll love this story!CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,598 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4-26-07 - Published: 4-17-07 - Complete50. The Holiday » reviewsGrissom is ordered to take a vacation while Sara's on hers. Strangely, they end up staying in the same hotel in Hawaii.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 4-17-07 - Published: 4-7-07 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete51. Anniversary » reviewsThe title says it all. Post Grissom on sabbatical. Bit of language.CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,631 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 4-8-07 - Published: 4-1-07 - Complete52. Party Time reviewsCatherine's throwing a party, with an interesting game. Updated with second chapter at the end May 31st 2007CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-2-07 - Complete
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