Name: Jason Tombs

Age: 22 (Doesn't have much significance, you know? Not like 16, 18, or 21. I mean at 16 you're able to drive, at 18 you're a legal adult, and at 21 you're old enough to drink. 22? Big whoop. But I don't care, I'm just happy I survived another year.

Ethnicity: Best believe I'm Black baby!

Height: 6' 8"(Yeah, I know)

Weight: 273lbs. (I was known as the "Wall of Muscles" on my high school football team. Lame, I know, but they were jocks, what did you really expect?)

Occupations: Director/Actor for Hell's Gate Films, Writer for DevilKeys Writing(obviously), Co-Founder of 8th Circle Productions

Bio:

I live in Pennsylvania

I graduated from Penn. State University

My girlfriend, Clarice Briggs, lives with ME, not the other way around

I'm an Atheist, though I prefer the term "Pearlist"(PEARL is an acronym standing for Physical Evidence And Reasoned Logic, however, I find it easier to just say I'm an Atheist and leave it at that since most people don't know what a Pearlist is)

I also share my home with five of my best friends/co-workers

Things I Hate/Dislike:

Racists

Black people who blame white people for all their problems

People who blame others for their problems in general

Monkeys, but I don't know why

Pricks

Serial Killers

Badly directed movies

Gluttons

People that have no pride in themselves

Emos

President Bush

Overly religious people that keep telling me I'm going to go to hell, ENOUGH, I know! I already have an apartment picked out. (Right by the River of the Damned, very nice.)

People who write good stories, but don't update forever, and have no reason for the delays

People who will talk to you for hours and interrupt you when you try and talk, then get mad at you when you don't say anything

People who tell the same unfunny joke multiple times...in the same hour

Cameras that are waterproof, but have tapes that aren't

Flimsy tripods

Lawsuits

People who keep trying to step into the camera's line of vision when you're trying to shoot a movie

People who talk a lot of shit, but can't back it up

People that don't realise that you don't like them

Badly written stories that the authors keep going

Stories that are rated M, but have no blood, gore, language, or sex

Yaoi

The person who invented Yaoi

People who write truly weird and disturbing Yaoi(i.e.: NarutoxSasuke...Not exceptionally creepy, per se, but add a little something known as "mpreg" to that and you get one of the many definitions of the word "Abomination")

Everything about Yaoi(I have nothing against gay people, but keep that shit away from me)

The complete overload of Yaoi on this website for certain series and characters(i.e.: Digimon series, Daisuke/DavisxTaichi/Tai, STOP IT NOW!!)

People who hate Rock/Metal, and all it's variations, except Emo Rock, people can hate that all they want(this one is reserved for the people who say Metal is nothing but a bunch of incoherent screaming and random instrumental noise)

People with extremely bad grammar/spelling that make no effort to improve upon it, regardless of how many people say they should

People who can't properly spell the names of anime/manga characters...even when they are ten chapters into the story

Star Wars freaks

Lord of the Rings freaks

Star Trek freaks

Spandex freaks

X-Men freaks

Harry Potter freaks

Naruto freaks

Bleach freaks

Uber Geeks(You know, the ones that do nothing but sit in their homes and dick around on their computers 24/7, contributing nothing to society, just wasting space and air)

Freaks in general

And many, many, many, many, MANY more things that I don't feel like typing down.

Things I like:

My girlfriend

My friends

Anime

Manga

Good AMVs

Rock music

Metal music

All variations of the two music styles above, except Emo Rock(AKA Whine Rock)

Pro Wrestling

Mixed Martial Arts

Motorcycles

Fast Cars

Guns

Knives

Explosives/Pyrotechnics

Special Effects

Good Movies

Good movie soundtracks

Video Games

And many more things(A pretty vague list of things, but there's no real reason to go in-depth with it)

Favorite Anime/Manga:

Naruto

Digimon(specifically Season 3)

Neon Genesis Evangelion

Bleach

Love Hina

Green Green TV(fuckin' hilarious!)

Chobits(also quite funny)

Ranma 1/2

Hellsing(w00t!)

Darker Than Black

Witchblade

Ogre Slayer

Elfen Lied

And a few more.

Favorite Movies:

Dog Soldiers

Jurassic Park series

Vampire Hunter D

Underworld

Underworld Evolution

Underworld: Rise of the Lycans

Resident Evil

Dawn of the Dead(2004 remake)

The Godfather

Scarface

Goodfellows

Reservoir Dogs

The Departed

Scary Movie series

Epic Movie

Extreme Movie

Iron Man

The Incredible Hulk

The Protector

Fearless

Unleashed

The One

Rush Hour series

Alien series

Blade series(though I'll be the first to admit that Blade Trinity was pretty bad)

Anaconda

Deep Blue Sea

Lake Placid

Saving Private Ryan

We Were Soldiers

Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

Starship Troopers

Bad Moon

Reign of Fire

Saw series

Hostel

Wolf Creek

See No Evil

The Condemned

The Transporter 1&2

The Matrix series

Jaws

The Hills Have Eyes(2006 remake)1&2

Romeo Must Die

Super Troopers

Clerks 1&2

Shaun of the Dead

Hot Fuzz

300

Gladiator

X

Triple X

Thirteen Ghosts

Me, Myself & Irene

Bruce Almighty

Ace Ventura 1&2

Nutty Professor 1&2

Dude, Where's My Car?

Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle

Waiting...

Feast

Evil Dead

Jason X

Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives

Nightmare on Elm Street

House of Wax(2005 remake)

30 Days of Night

I Am Legend

Superbad

Not Another Teen Movie

Rogue

Primeval

Mulberry Street

Candyman series

Hellraiser series

Pumpkinhead

Tremors series

Eight Legged Freaks

Ticks

King Cobra

Gran Torino

No Country for Old Men

Final Destination series

Braindead

Wrong Turn

Detour

Advent Horizon

The Thing

And a few more.

Favorite Bands:

Lamb of God

Cradle of Filth

Disturbed

Godsmack

Rammstein

Hoobastank

Breaking Benjamin

Papa Roach

Static X

Killswitch Engage

Judas Priest

Metallica

Devildriver

Marilyn Manson(technically it is a band)

Korn

Rob Zombie/White Zombie

Trust Company

The Agony Scene

Atreyu

Trapt(Headstrong)

Soil Work

Hypocrisy

Dimmu Borgir

Mudvayne

Tool

Avenged Sevenfold

Slipknot

Mushroomhead

Evans Blue

Powerman 5000

Coheed and Cambria

Fuel

Sevendust

Finger Eleven

Arch Enemy

Dethklok(Do you folks like coffee?)

Drowning Pool

Mnemic

Machine Head

Passenger

Slayer

Bloodhound Gang

And many more.

Favorite Games:

Crysis(Though it took two computer upgrades to play it)

Assassin's Creed

Mass Effect

Bioshock

Gears of War

Lost Planet: Extreme Conditions

Halo series

Resident Evil series

Killzone 1&2

Brothers in Arms series

Call of Duty Series(can't wait for Modern Warfare 2!)

Splinter Cell series

Metal Gear Solid series

Devil May Cry series

Ghost Recon 2

God of War 1&2

Half-Life 1&2

BLACK

Grand Theft Auto series(San Andreas, bitch!)

Destroy All Humans! 1&2

Red Faction 1&2

Unreal series(Tournament and Championship)

Quake 3&4

Final Fantasy series(only 7 and up)

The Darkness

Crackdown

Spartan: Total Warrior

Soul Reaver/Legacy of Kain series

Darkwatch

Mortal Kombat series

Turok Evolution

Pretty much all WWE games

Rainbow Six series

Ace Combat series

Alien vs Predator 1&2

Time Splitters series(Though I believe Future Perfect is the best)

Prototype

Call of Juarez

inFAMOUS

Team Fortress 2

Battlefield: Bad Company

The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion

Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis

Hunting Unlimited 2009

Doom series

Twisted Metal series

Forza 2

Burnout series

Jaws Unleashed(it's incredibly fun...until the novelty wears off...Which happens about two minutes after you beat the game)

Run Like Hell

Dead Space

And many more that I can't think of at the time.

Personal Quotes:

I'mo kick yo' ass!(At the start of EVERY video game binge)

I can feel my braincells committing suicide(When I'm extremely bored)

I'm sorry, what now?(When I'm ignoring someone)

Fan-fuckin'-tastic!(Sarcasm)

Congratu-fuckin'-lations!(More sarcasm)

You think I give a good goddamn?!(You know you've had these moments too)

I'm going to rip your spine out and use it for a coat hanger!(One of my favorite threats since I was twelve)

Whooptie-fuckin'-doo!(I think this is called "Sarcasm")

Can it, Gaylord.(To the gay clerk at Hot Topic that refuses to acknowledge his gayness, even when I caught him staring at my ass in a mirror)

There may, or may not be something living in your pocket.(Little cousin after he broke my PS2 memory card)

We have a situation here!...I'm horny!(Explanation should not be necessary)

I have morning wood and I can hear radio stations in my head.(I'll leave you to figure that one out)

What in zee hell?!(With completely retarded french accent while making prank calls)

Hey, fuck you, man!(I say this at least ten times every three hours)

Caffine'll kill ya'!(After reading an article about some guy drinking four cans of Monster energy drinks, running outside, then getting hit by a bus)

LIAR!!(To get the full effect of this, you have to throw a random object at someone before saying it)

Death waits for no one, but I'll give you a ten second head start.(A T-shirt that I made)

This is no time for your fagosity!(Halo team tournament)

Stop your fagotronics right now!(before anyone says that I took these from South Park, I was saying that before South Park was invented.)

Don't give me a reason, no one will miss you.(And if they do, I'll have to kill them too)

I'll bet you feel real proud of yourself right now.(After some prick got a lucky headshot on me and started bragging about it...then I shot him in the ass with the shotgun and teabagged him for five straight minutes!)

Put a cock in it!(One time some drunk chick at a bar actually did just that)

Shut it up!

Alright, muthafucka'?!(To be used with the classic, "Agree with me, or else..." look)

Touch me and die.(To anyone who doesn't know me, but still thinks they can be all chumy anyway)

Move along, asshole.(When people stare at me when I'm trying to shoot a movie)

When life give you lemons, punch it in the face and take some apples.(Seize the day, motherfuckers!)

BOOT!!(Right after I kick someone in the ass..or the face)

You just HAD to say something, didn't you?!(When someone says, "At least 'this' didn't happen", then it happens)

You have just been violated!!(I have a habit of shooting people in the ass with the shotgun when I play Halo)

Take Captain Hook out of your ass and let's go!(Weird Halloween party)

Get the fuck outta the way, you'll ruin my shot!(Used both for photography and hunting)

If you can see my face while I'm driving, let me know so I can run you over.(Bumper sticker)

My truck has bigger tires than yours, therefore, I go first.(Also bumber sticker, but not mine)

I want a good, clean fight...here's some bottles and a couple rocks, LET'S GET IT ON!!(Whenever someone says, "Let's take this outside" when I'm in a bar)

Did you feel...molested when you woke up?(I warned him about that woman, and that's all I'm saying)

I'll sodomize you with a rusty chainsaw!(I keep one in the toolshed...just in case)

Find the kid that no one talks to, and talk to him every day. You'll live longer.(Personal motto of mine ever since grade school)

There are easier, and less painful ways to commit suicide.(To anyone that pisses me off)

Give me a dictionary, I'm going to smack some knowledge into you!(I once did that and the guy said "Aardvark" before passing out)And for people who can't figure this one out, Aardvark is the first word in the dictionary, or at least the one I used.

What the hell do I think about when I'm asleep?(Woke up once with my pillow stuffed down my shirt like body armor)

There are things going on in my mind that I don't even know about...(Watched "That 70s Show" and found out that this was true)

Well, when zombies eventually take over the world and eat our brains, look on the bright side! You'll have a lot of hot blonde chicks to keep you company!(Do I really have to explain?)

Are you always this stupid? Or are you making a special effort just for me?(Said to many an Idiot at Taco Bell)

I'M IN UR HOUSE STEALIN' UR PORN!!(I've actually called someone just to tell them that)

I am a A Lava Dragon!

In the war between good and evil, your inner Dragon self is rotten with the stench of EVIL...
When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon walks a fine line between Law and Chaos...
As far as magical tendancies, Magical spells come as natural to the Lava Dragon as breathe from it's body...
During combat situations, the Lava Dragon shows a preference for the rending and slashing of Hand to Hand combat...

http://Dragonhame.Com

I like taking online quizes. The questions are often ridiculous and overly complicated, but some are just plain funny!

For example: Revenge is a dish best served-

A: By me

B: Cold

C: With an appetizer of whoop-ass!

You can guess which one I chose.

Okay, so some people have asked me to put up descriptions of the Ten Guardians from my Naruto story, so here they are!

Clementia(Humanity)

Height: 6'

Weight: 140lbs(but she floats most of the time, so this doesn't really matter)

Abilities: Telepathy, telekinesis, limited mind control, astral projection

Roles: Interrogation, Reconnaissance

Weapons: Fingers turn into larges claws made of an extremely sharp and near indestructible metal.

The only female Guardian, Clementia represents the Humanity that the Namikaze discarded during their rise to power. Modeled after an innocent woman they tortured and killed, she wears a long, flowing white robe that covers her from shoulder to toe, and a white kabuki mask that is held in place by large spikes on the inside rammed into her skull. She cries tears of blood when she's sad, and has unpredicable mood swings, often going from cheerful to depressed in seconds. She also has a special connection to fellow Guardian, Insontis, serving as his eyes, ears, and sometimes his voice as well, through a telepathic link.

Morium(Morals)

Height(Normal): 7' 3"

Weight(Normal): 678lbs

Height(Human): 6' 5"

Weight(Human): 245lbs

Height(Transformed): 35'

Weight(Transformed): 30tons

Length(Transformed): 74'

Abilities: Incredible strength, heavy natural defense, capable of spewing highly corrosive stomach acid from mouth, transformation

Roles: ATC(All Terrain Combat), Ambush Tactics, Defense, Aquatic Reconnaissance

Weapons: Three inch claws on each finger, extremely powerful jaws, highly corrosive stomach acid, whip-like tail.

The Guardian representing the Morals that the Namikaze never really even had in the first place, Morium is based on one of the most amoral creatures on the planet: the crocodile. This beastman stands on his hind legs at all times, and is quite fast, despite his considerable bulk. The second strongest, physically, of the Guardians, Morium rarely makes use of his power other than his bite(capable of 44,000lbs of pressure), and his vicious claw swipes, preferring to ambush his opponents like a true crocodilian. His tough and tightly crowded olive-green scales create an almost impenetrable natural armor, allowing him to get as close as he wants to opponents in battle and have minimal worry of damage to himself. His yellow-green slitted eyes give him excellent vision in all conditions, from dark nights to murky waters. He also uses his prehensile tail to batter opponents, or simply power his body through the water.

He has the ability to transform into a massive, Tyrannosaurus-like bipedal crocodile or a normal human, but still has green skin and scales in some places. His origins come from an ancient animal known as a Nile Crocodile that was given the name "Gustave" by those that saw him. Rumored to have killed well over 800 people in his lifetime(A/N: I know it's really only about 300 to date, but this is way into the future), he died at the age of 147. Even back then, this animal was said to be some sort of demon that waited just under the surface of the water, ready to snatch any unsuspecting being off of the riverbank. This wasn't far from the truth, as Gustave had come across a near dead demon and had eaten it, thus gaining a portion of its soul and powers. This enabled it to be near invulnerable and allowed it do consume almost unlimited amounts of food. When this crocodile died, its soul was sent to hell, then recycled into a full-fledged demon, which looked much like Morium in his fully transformed state. This demon was summoned by an enemy of the Namikaze and used against them in one of the greatest battles in their history. The enemy was eventually defeated, and the demon captured to be used for their purposes. The demon served them well for nearly 300 years before it was finally taken down by multiple bolts of lightning during a battle in the midst of a strong storm. The demon's body was preserved in the tunnels under the Namikaze compound, and was later used as the base for the Guardian Morium. This is why Morium also answers to the name "Gustave".

(A/N: For those that don't know, Gustave is a real Nile Crocodile that is said to have killed over 300 people in along the Ruzizi River and other areas in Central Africa. Though many claim this is just an exaggeration the people came up with the make the government do something about the croc, since they can't seem to kill him, and others claim the real bodycount is closer to 120, though this is still more than any other croc in history, and maybe more than any other lone animal in the world. I believe I've seen him before, or at least a croc matching his description and size, during a trip to Africa. Believe me, he's fuckin' HUGE! Twenty feet long my ass, I've seen a twenty foot Saltwater Crocodile before, which are the slightly larger species, and even that seemed to be dwarfed by Gustave. He's at least twenty-two feet long judging from the size of his head alone. I can honestly see how he killed and ate a full-grown bull hippo. The crocodile I saw also has many of the same bullet scars Gustave is said to have, maybe even a few more. Every time I see anything about him, video, pictures, or just written reports, I can't help but wonder, "Would Steve Irwin have the balls to take this croc on?". Honestly, I think he would, but I doubt he'd keep them much longer after that. But seriously, I've got nothing but respect for the man and his family. RIP Steve.)

Veneratio(Honor)

Height: 6' 6"

Weight: 460lbs(really heavy armor)

Abilities: Can duplicate any kenjutsu style simply by taking a special attack from a foe using it, can heat his blade to temperatures upwards of 1000 degrees fahrenheit for a cauterizing cut

Roles: Kenjutsu, Defense.

Weapons: Larger-than-normal katana, specially crafted for someone of his size and considerable physical power, and made to withstand intense heat.

This Guardian is a demon of few words and all action. He represents the Honor the Namikaze cast aside to become ruthless and powerful warriors that got the job done by any means necessary. His broken and rusty red samurai armor is modeled after the armor disgraced samurai are forced to wear after breaking their code of honor. Veneratio himself is based on a samurai that the Namikaze had antagonized to the point of temporary insanity, causing him to attack them head-on, killing hundreds, including non-combatant women and children. Instead of being taken care of by the Namikaze themselves, he was taken by his own bretheren in arms and punished, as per their traditions.

He was given exceptionally heavy armor that was too battered and broken to provide any real protection. Then a metal mask, like the ones they wore to battle, was heated to near melting point and place upon his face, grafting it to his skin forever as a mark of eternal shame. This also resulted in them being unable to talk because of their lips being burned onto the mask. Veneratio doesn't speak often, but can talk using the same technique as ventriloquists with puppets. His abilities lay solely in his sword and armor, as he has no true long-range attacks. His over 200lb armor doesn't hinder his blinding speed and range of motion at all, and serves as great defense, allowing him to get close enough to his foes to use his sword without much worry. Like most samurai, Veneratio has a strong dislike for shinobi, and often tries to antagonize Affectus, the ninja Guardian, into fighting. He has no real problem with Naruto being a ninja because he is also a swordsman and knows the Samurai Code of Honor.

Insontis(Innocence)

Height: 4' 4"

Weight: 107lbs(30 of which is made up of the metal hooks attached to his arms)

Abilities: Can use puddles of blood for rapid transport, hightened sense of smell and touch, can see chakra output and chakra trails through a "Third Eye" hidden inside of the frontal lobe of his brain, elastic tendons in his arms allow him to "toss" his hooks to capture foes at impressive distances and reel them in to be finished off, if limbs are severed he can use the puddles of blood they create to reform himself.

Roles: Assassination, Reconnaissance(with Clementia), Ambush Tactics(with Morium), Tracking(with Affectus)

Weapons: Razor-sharp metal hooks in place of his hands.

This demon is the incarnation of the Innocence the Namikaze stripped from their children by giving them their first kills at very young ages, sometimes as young as 3 years old. His dark brown mob of hair clings to his face because of copious amounts of blood, both dry and fresh. His true origins spring from the punishment of a young Namikaze boy that had defied the Elders and his parents by refusing to kill the man given to him, stating that it was wrong to take the life of another for no reason. His reason were that he had heard others taking about how sick and twisted his clan was, and started to agree with them. He had seen his own four year old sister cut a man's head off, then go play with her dolls like nothing was wrong, ignoring the blood that covered her. He wanted to speak out and tell the others that this was wrong.

He had ripped the sword from another child's hands when he was about to strike down an hysterical woman who was sobbing over the beheaded body of her husband. For his rebelious attitude, his eyes were blinded with a toxic chemical and sewn shut. His eardrums were destroyed by red-hot nails being driven into them. His tongue was torn out by his own father, then his mouth was sewn shut by his mother. His hands were cut off with a superheated blade by his own sister, and this was when he was released from his physical and emotional torment. He was a hemophiliac, and not even the instantly cauterized wounds could stop the blood from flowing out of him. He quickly bled to death, the last thing he smelled being his sister's strawberry shampoo. As a result of this event and Insontis' subsequent creation, the Guardian constantly bleeds when in a fight, making him more dangerous with his Blood Flow mode of transportation. He is also driven into a murderous frenzy by the smell of strawberries. It is said that the actual soul of that tortured boy inhabits Insontis' body, not knowing that he died over two thousand years previous, and still out for revenge against his murderer, his sister. He doesn't remember what she looked like, not that it would matter, but he remembers her scent, and automatically attacks anything that smells of strawberries. This theory is heavily reinforced by the fact that Insontis wears the same clothing the boy wore when he was alive: a black bodysuit, lightly armored vest, and shock-absorbing padded boots fused with the suit. This is what makes Insontis the most silent of the Guardians, as not even his footsteps, nor his breathing, can be heard by normal means.

Reformo(Remorse)

Height(Normal): 9' 2"

Weight(Normal): 1653lbs

Height(Human): 6' 10"

Weight(Human): 347lbs

Length(Transformed): 78'

Weight(Transformed): 50tons

Abilities: Perfectly adapted to both terrestrial and aquatic life with fully functional gills and lungs, extreme physical strength, trasformation, able to eat anything organic(and I mean ANYTHING)regardless of quantity, teeth capable of piercing all but the absolute hardest of materials, thick hide makes for superb protection from any blade, incredible(read: near instantaneous) healing factor, can roar at a volume that can liquify human organs and shatter entire buildings, shark senses, has the ability to "sniff out" sins based on feelings of guilt or regret.

Roles: ATC, Defense, Aquatic Reconnaissance, Demolition(he just goes in and destroys anything and anyone in his way), Tracking.

Weapons: A wicked set of five-inch claws on each four-fingered hand, pectoral fins on forearms and dorsal fin on back replaced with metal blades, inexhaustable supply of steel-like serrated teeth capable of piercing and shredding almost any material, powerful tail with bladed caudal fin.

The embodiment of the Remorse the Namikaze stripped away inside of the body of a combination of the two most dangerous and merciless animals in the natural world: a human and a shark. Standing nearly ten feet tall at full height, this bipedal shark is the "Tank" of the Guardians. His job is to go in and destroy everything, whether it's in his way or not. Being the strongest, physically, of the Guardians allows him demolish entire buildings with single strikes. His strength seems to have been recently upgraded, as he has been witnessed lifting a one-hundred ton demon and slamming it into the ground. His origins spring from an old legend, from long before the Elemental Countries, about an Elder that kept a demonic shark as a pet. How he came into possession of the creature is not known, but there are documents that prove the beast did exist and was the property of the Elder.

This demon would leer at the man from its giant aquarium day in and day out, its hatred and anger towards the man causing the water around it to boil, making it impossible to put other creatures in the tank with it, thus leading to hand-feeding and many devoured servents. The creature's rage grew day by day, as did its chakra(or youkai as most know it) output. Now, it's a well-known fact that certain creatures, including demons, grow larger or mutate in some way depending on how much chakra is pumped into them when summoned. These creatures can also do this themselves, but it requires more power and more time since their bodies are used to their youkai and thus don't have to change shape to accomodate it. To accomplish the task of growing larger/mutating faster, most demons choose to absorb the chakra and/or youkai of other beings, which is why these types, known as "Drainers", are often very large. This shark demon stole the chakra of the servents he ate, mixing it with his own and making him grow larger and mutate at the time time because of the disproportionate mix. Eventually the demon became large enough to break through the three-foot thick chakra-reinforced glass, but it didn't take that road to vengeance.

It, instead, mutated its own body by absorbing the DNA of the humans it had eaten, causing it to grow lungs, and limbs, and take on a more humanoid appearance. During the night, while the Elder slept, the beast scaled the side wall and went on its first land-based rampage. It broke down walls and doors, jumped through ceilings to the next floor, and devoured everyone that got in its way. Innocent women and even small children were torn apart without hesitation or remorse, then eaten, often while they were still alive. It sniffed out the Elder and found the human cowering in the closet of his large bedroom. Apparently he had taken to covering himself in the blood of others to throw the demon off of his scent. The demon slaughtered the man, flaying skin from muscle and cutting him into small, bite-sized pieces before eating him like a child eats candy. This event, and the brutal efficiency in which the demon slaughtered the Namikaze, marked the creation of Reformo.

Ironically, Reformo seems to feel some kind of guilt over the past, and refuses to kill the innocent. He has the ability to literally smell "sins" on a person, and judges them acording to the severity of the sins they have commited and the amount of regret they feel for their actions, showing mercy to those that deserve it. His immense power also carries on to his lungs as well, allowing him to force air out with tremendous force in order to unleash a roar capable of leveling buildings and turning human organs into mush(Imagine someone's brain turning into something like a smoothy and leaking out of their ears and/or nose).

Vereor(Fear)

Height: 6' 7"

Weight: 357lbs(50lbs of armor, 80lbs of bones, 227lbs of condensed chakra acting as simulated muscle and a protective outer shell)

Abilities: His youkai has the odd ability to cause paralyzing fear in even enemies stronger than he is, can travel long distances and get into areas others can't reach by turning into green smog, smog also causes victims to hallucinate and see their worst fears as reality.

Roles: Interrogation, Demolition

Weapons: Twin flame cannons, corrosive youkai used with claw swipes, green fear-inducing mist

Vereor is a creature closely related to Dreadwraiths, coming from a near identical background, called a Revenant. Revenants tend to be much more powerful than Dreadwraiths, usually because they've been around much longer. Vereor himself is over four-thousand years old, making him one of the first Guardians. He represents Fear, something that the Namikaze strove to get rid of from their very beginning as a clan. They worked to make their children absolutely emotionless in battle, and fear was the first thing to go. Like Dreadwraiths, Revenants are surrounded by a dense aura that both simulates muscle and doubles as a protective shield. But, while the Dreatwraith uses a glowing, green, corrosive mist to encase itself, the Revenant uses pure condensed youkai, which is also highly corrosive, and provides much better protection against bladed weapons. Vereor is a special Revenant, however, and thus is more powerful than the average demon of the same kind. He is a Revenant created for the specific purpose of inducing debilitating fear in his enemies. He doesn't possess killing intent, but instead uses an ability exclusive to him and only him: Primal Fear. Vereor's youkai has the ability to make even the strongest of opponents cower in absolute terror, allowing him to use his main means of offense; the green smog that constantly leakes from his eye sockets and the two cannons mounted on the shoulders of his torso armor.

These cannons fire projectiles varying from normal fireballs to continuous streams of Hellfire. The green smog that is contained within his otherwise empty eye sockets is used both as a means of transportation and attack. When inhaled, the smog causes the victim to hallucinate and imagine their worst fears coming to life before them. Often the victim ends his/her own life before Vereor can kill them himself. Another cause of death is a complete mental breakdown that causes blood vessels within the brain to rupture and the brain itself to stop functioning, causing a shut-down of the entire body. Vereor has been known to flood entire rooms full of people with his hallucinogenic mist, causing them to cease seeing reality and become trapped in their own world of terror. Their subsequent violent attempts at fending off their fears usually results in them killing anyone that happens to be standing close to them, eventually resulting in the death of everyone in the room without Vereor having to even lift a finger.

Vereor's origins come from the Trial of Fear the Namikaze forced their children to go through. It involved them having to sit in a massive graveyard for three nights straight, sleeping during the day(if they dared), and fending off all manner of vile creatures. Most of these consisted of corpses, from all levels of decomposition, being "reanimated" and controlled using chakra strings. These corpses would be made to handle any kind of weapon imaginable, including chunks of gravestones, with lethal precision and skill. This resulted in the dead of hundreds of children in these graveyards over the centuries. It is said that the souls of these children came together, drawn by their shared rage, and combined into the Revenant, Vereor. This legend is futher reinforced by Vereor's highly ironic fear of graveyards.

Affectus(Emotion)

Height: 6' 3"

Weight: 201lbs

Abilities: Temporary invisibility, extreme speed and reflexes, sight modes(heat, x-ray, chakra, zoom), Serenity(state of perpetual calmness).

Roles: Sabotage, Assassination, Reconnaissance, Trapper, Kenjutsu, Tracking.

Weapons: "Glass katana"; seemingly unlimited supply of shuriken, kunai, ninja wire, and explosive tags.

Affectus is the only real shinobi of the Guardians, though both Insontus and Fragilitus could possibly claim the title as well. His origins are unknown, but he appears to be the youngest of the Guardians, only a few hundred years old. It is assumed that Affectus represents one of the Namikaze's most hated enemies: the Hatake. Specifically, Shiate Hatake, who lead a band of two-hundred Hatake shinobi in an assault on the Namikaze clanhome, resulting in their deaths as well as the deaths of hundreds of Namikaze. This was to cut down the Namikaze when they were just starting out to keep them weaker than the Hatake, who were one of the strongest clans at the time. It is said that throughout the entire attack, the expressions of the Hakate never changed once, even in death, they remained impassive. Given, the Namikazes' expressions changed very little when they fought, but at least they still reacted to the pain of death. This lead to the Namikaze giving Shiate a nickname: Terminator. Based on an extremely old movie the Namikaze's then clan leader, Kiron Namikaze, had seen, Shiate was givin the name due to his eternally stoic visage and his brutal efficiency.

The assault happened only four-hundred years before the present time, one-hundred years before Affectus was spontaneously created with no other possible explanation. This ninja represents Emotion, something the Namikaze had long ago stripped from themselves, but took it to another level after they were nearly crippled by only two-hundred machine-like shinobi. Another reason it is speculated that Affectus represents Shiate Hatake is the fact that both warriors carried what was called a "glass katana" into battle. This katana has a normal hilt, but an almost completely transparent blade, made more visible when chakra was forced into it. The katana automatically drew chakra into itself whenever its wielder touched it, changing color based on what it was being used for. It would glow green when it was being used to focus healing chakra into a wound, blue when attacking, and red for when a killing blow was about to be unleashed. With chakra, the blade is stronger than any known(manmade) metal, but without it, the blade would shatter upon contact with anything harder than a pencil, but would reform when pumped with chakra again. The way the sword knew what its owner wanted to do with it was by sensing his/her emotions, or so it was said.

This was the final nail in the proverbial coffin as to the origin of Affectus, as the glass katanas that both warriors wielded would never change to any other color than dull silver, regardless of what the blade was being used for. The battle gear of Affectus and Shiate is nearly the same as well, both having a penchant for black bodysuits. The main difference in the two is the mechanical eyepatch over Affectus' right eye. Shiate also had an eyepatch, but it was over his left eye. Affectus' eyepatch it much more than a simple protective covering for an injured eye, it is a device that allows him several different vision modes. The orbs embedded into the device are color-coded to their function when chakra is pumped into them. Red is used to see heat, blue is used to see chakra, and green is used for x-ray vision. Each mode is also equipped with a zoom function ranging from two to twenty times magnification. These modes of vision are extremely powerful when used correctly, the heat vision being strong enough to pick up the heat residue from the friction of a pencil eraser on a piece of paper up to two minutes old. His Serenity ability allows him to concentrate in even the worst of situations, and keeps him unfazed even when faced with armies of enemies more powerful than he is. Affectus currently holds the title of Fastest Guardian, beating Fragilitas with a top speed well over the speed of sound at sea-level.

Ignotus(Ignorance)

Height: 3' 4"

Weight: 68lbs

Ablities: Can gain random bits of knowledge from the mind of another via eye-contact, extreme intelligence, limited type of mind control that allows him to be able to force someone to stop what they're doing(including fighting) and make them figure out the riddles that he frequently makes up(also requires eye-contact).

Roles: Strategist, Reference, Interrogation, Ranged Support, Decoding and Translation.

Weapons: Large staff that can focus and manipulate youkai in place of seals.

The third oldest of the Guardians, and, undisputedly, the most intelligent, as opposed to his name. This demon takes the form of an extremely short and extremely old man, looking to be well over one-hundred, but is in fact closer to five-thousand years of age. Ignotus is the group strategist and dictionary/encyclopedia, as he is gifted with a photographic memory and the ability to steal and absorb the knowledge of another into his own. He also is gifted with a mind like a never-ending filing cabinet, allowing him to get any tidbit of knowledge out of his ridiculously vast archives whenever he chooses. His combat abilities are virtually unknown, as he has never been observed in a real battle, and it is assumed that he serves as ranged support for the more physical Guardians. His staff allows him to concentrate large amounts of youkai with relative ease and launch devestating ranged attacks without the use of demon seals. His vast pools of knowledge also give him the ability to analyze and translate any form of written word or speech, from the oldest demon language to the newest form of human coded messages.

His origins are also unknown, as there are no legends or events in Namikaze history that he has anything to do with. It is said that not even the founder of the Namikaze clan was able to figure out where this demon came from or why he became a Guardian. Ignotus represents Ignorance, a trait the Namikaze despised in both themselves and in others. They always wanted to learn whatever they could, regardless if it was something they were better off not knowing, for everyone's sake. One thing that most people did like about the Namikaze clan was that they didn't judge anything by first appearances. You weren't a moron to them until you proved that you were, and you weren't an enemy to them until you pissed them off. With the shedding of ignorance, the Namikaze became even more feared for their analytical abilities. It was often rumored that they could get into your mind and figure out everything about you just by thirty-seconds of eye-contact, which made them masters of mind games. This could be where Ignotus gets his knowledge-stealing powers.

Fragilitas(Weakness)

Height: 6' 2"

Weight: 190lbs

Abilities: Mask filters air and allows for breathing even while underwater, complete chakra suppression, unnaturally good aim, sand control.

Roles: Trapper, Assassin, Weapon Repair and Smithing, Puppeteer, Armed Combat Specialist.

Weapons: Two katar-like daggers spring from bracers on his forearms, sand, a multitude of other hidden weapons and poisons.

The second oldest of the Guardians, Fragilitas embodies human Weakness, and thus embodies everything the other Guardians stand for all rolled into one, from the Namikaze's point of view. He is also one of only two Guardians that were actually human before they became what they are, the second being Pondera. Fragilitas was once the co-founder of the Namikaze clan, Gorasu Namikaze, and second only to his older brother in terms of power. Gorasu's medical records show that he had a disease that all but destroyed his immune system and made him incredibly weak. Even his bones would snap under his own weight if he so much as jumped. But, the disease didn't effect his mind at all. He was an unrivaled genius that would put the brightest Nara to shame. He used this incredible mind to invent things; weapons, armor, and even toys for children. His ingenuity was taken to new heights when he performed puppet shows for the local children with his handmade puppets and chakra strings. When he saw just how well the chakra strings could control the puppets, he began to think of them as weapons, and started adding things to them, like miniature flamethrowers and blades. The puppets were effective en masse, but alone they were little more than painful nuisances to enemies. To remedy this problem, Gorasu made the puppets much larger, some even bigger than he was, enabling him to equip them with larger, more powerful weapons.

Though only his first name is known by anyone outside of the Guardians, he is known throughout the world as the Original Puppet Master. As time went on, Gorasu became weaker and weaker, to the point where he couldn't even make a small clock without needing to rest halfway through. He couldn't have this, not when his brother was leaving him in the dust with his power. He needed a way to be able to go outside of his private chambers and get back to training, but his body wouldn't allow it. The thought of turning himself into his greatest masterpiece had crossed his mind, but he feared that he would share the same fate as his other creations and be nothing but a puppet to a new master. But, just because he couldn't turn himself into a puppet, didn't mean that he couldn't use puppets to enhance his own body. And so, he used his puppets to make himself a suit. He got the idea for his suit while watching medic-nin in training. He would have made a fantastic medic, with his knowledge of poisons, herbs, and human anatomy, but his body wouldn't allow such strenuous work. He noted the way some of them used chakra to enhance their strength to superhuman levels for short periods of time. He wanted to harness this method and make it permanent, but the only problem was the chakra itself.

You see, when chakra is used, it disperses into the air when its purpose has been fulfilled and it is no longer being control by the user, and is subconsciously absorbed by said user to be used again. That was the problem with the medic's superstrength; the chakra would escape from their bodies when it was no longer being used because it was outside of the chakra coils by that point. Gorasu wanted to keep that chakra from escaping, and thus created the very first chakra-proof armor. He created a bodysuit that would cover him completely, keeping him safe from germs, and was made from a special material that blocked the progress of chakra, keeping it trapped where it was. This suit enabled him to use chakra as a form of synthesized muscle and use it to strengthen his bones to absorb more punishment. He also created a multitude of different gas masks to go with the suit in order to filter out the air and allow him to breathe normally in all environments, even underwater. When he was finally able to begin training again, he took to wearing a trenchcoat over his bodysuit. His reason was that he had taken to cramming weapons into every place he could find on his puppets, and he did the same with himself, hiding weapons in several pockets inside the coat and even more inside of sealing scrolls. Fragilitas is an entirely close-range fighter, as his suit makes anything more powerful than chakra strings impossible. It is unknown why Gorasu became a Guardian, or why he seems to share a brotherly bond with Pondera, but it is assumed that neither Gorasu nor Pondera will ever divulge this information.

Pondera(Balance)

Height: 6' 2"

Weight: 220lbs

Abilities: Limited teleportation, procognition, youkai suppression, proficiency in all forms of close quarters combat, can use both chakra and youkai.

Roles: Leader, Battle Tactician, Trapper(with Fragilitas), Combat Analyst.

Weapons: Two chains grafted onto the skin of his arms, made of an incredibly strong metal and have special seals that allow each link to duplicate itself, thus making the chain increase to indefinite lengths. Chains are also controled via mental commands and chakra/youkai. Chains become barbed Daggertails when pumped with pure youkai.

Pondera was the very first Guardian, and represents exactly what he did as a human; Balance. As a human, Pondera was proficient in all forms of unarmed combat, making him the antithesis of Fragilitas, who specializes in armed combat. He is also one of the two Guardians that were originally humans and were turned into demons, the other being Fragilitas. Both humans-turned-demons shared a special bond with each other, though it is not known why or how this bond came about, but it is presumed that it existed when they were human as well. Pondera may specialize in taijutsu, but he can hold his own in a sword fight and is a master of over three-hundred ranged attacks. His weapons of choice, battle chains, may seem odd to most, but they are mainly used for capturing opponents and reeling them in to be finished with a vicious combination of punches and kicks. While there is no official leader of the Guardians, the others seem to respect Pondera enough to allow him to give out orders, so it can be safely said that he is their leader.

While human, Pondera was known as Zekkou Sagaku, lifelong friend of the founder of the Namikaze clan. He could always be found hanging out with either the Founder or his brother, Gorasu, and was often called an honorary Namikaze. But, the Founder eventually began to drift further and further away from both his best friend and brother after the death of his fiancee on the day of their wedding. At first they thought it was just normal grief, but it seemed like the Founder wasn't affected in the slightest by the death of his would-be wife. In fact, he didn't seemed to be affected by anything at all. He was like a walking corpse, as noted by Gorasu, "Even my puppets show more emotion". But both Gorasu and Zekkou found out that the reason their friend/brother was pushing them, and everyone else, away was because of his deal with the devil himself, Arcarian: the God of the Void.

In exchange for untold amounts of power for himself and his clan, he gave his own soul and condemned his entire clan to thousands of years of forced servitude to the most demented of the Gods. He also extended the power to Zekkou, though it was without his consent, and this angered his friend. The Founder took this anger as a form of betrayal and labeled Zekkou a traitor, and his own brother for associating with him. Both were given the chance to redeem themselves, however, but the price of redemption was one they weren't sure they were willing to pay. The price: their families. Both men were given the options of either killing their families to regain the Founder's trust, or face death themselves, after watching their families die anyway. Neither man found either option appealing, and plotted to escape the clan compound with their families in the dead of night. But one would have to stay behind to make sure the Founder didn't get suspicious, and this person was probably going to be dead by dawn. Gorasu took the burden upon himself, telling Zekkou to take care of both of their families, should he not make it.

And so, the plan was set into motion, and things seemed to be going as planned, until Zekkou went into his home to fetch his family. He was struck by a blinding pain, then blacked out. When he awoke, his dicovered his family had been slaughtered and that he was covered in blood, their blood. In a blind fit of unrivaled fury, Zekkou attacked the Founder, and was quickly defeated by the newly-turned demon. The Founder told him that he had known about the plan the entire time, and that the person he thought was Gorasu was only a shell that the Founder himself was inhabiting at the time. It turned out that Gorasu had long ago been killed by his own brother for refusing to kill his family. Of course, he was killed after he was forced to kill his wife and children. Both Zekkou and Gorasu's shared fates may have resulted in the bond they share as demons, and the immense hatred they both have for the Namikaze clan founder, who is rumored to still walk the Earth, more powerful than ever before.

As Pondera, Zekkou serves as a battle tactician and analyst for the Guardians, as his quick thinking and calm demeanor allow him to analyze enemy strengths and weaknesses even while under heavy attack by said enemy. He may be most well known for his ability to cancel youkai production and usage, rendering demons helpless and hanyous human. This may be a benefit of being a demon able to use both youkai and chakra at the same time as well as separately. Fragilitas also has this ability, and it is thought that it is an adaptation for their inevitable fight with the Namikaze Founder. It is a well known fact that many demons are resistant to youkai, and only human chakra can cause any significant damage to them. It just so happens that Pondera is also one of those demons himself.