Hey, y'all!
well, as y'all prob'ly no by now, by pen name is KiyKat0575. eeerrr...yah. My fave things 2 do, r swimming, reading, writing, singing, dancing, canoeing, hiking, horse-back-riding, camping, volleyball, badmitton...dont even no if i spelled that right...but, like, w/e...things like that. Alright. Now, this is important. all of my stories, at least have 1 characteristic of my best friend, Tori. Since we share the same E-mail address, if you want to contact her to tell her she needs a sychyatrist, therapist, any kind of help... (lol, J.K., tori!) ...but, seriously...contact us, at:
KiyKat0575@hotmail.com
just put 'Tori' or sommat for the subject, lol.
Bestest quotes in the world (:p):
'life is just a dream that's gotta end sometime'-Me!
Chamber of secrets-Ron-'Follow the spiders! Why can't it be follow the butterflies!'
yah, yah, yah, i'll add more quotes and stuff, but, that's everythin' i can think of right now 2 say. oh! except that, of cource...w8, i have 3 things, lol!
1.) I LUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVV cliffies:)
2.)most of the stories are gonna b trixie belden(STARTED by Julie Campbell) or harry potter(JK Rowling)
3.) prob'ly, like...all the storiesare gonna b 'non-traditional'
so...that should b it. gotta question, u could either ask me in a review, or message me. lol, if u can do that on here :)
blond moments :)
1.) i waz watchin tv this winter, and sittin by the fire(remember fire!), and then, i said, 'it smells like something's burning...' seriously. i was sittin by a FIRE. :P sigh how stupid can i get?
kkz. 2 tell about myself, read all this, ok? good! lol! i got the 1st 20 (right now, that's all there is...deal eith it! lol! anywayz!) from LILYRE AND LIVVYG(all Lower-case!)-you are awesome!
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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
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"I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt" and "Don't touch my dirt!" - Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates 2
"Hey O'Connel looks to me like I've got all the horses!" "Hey Benny, looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the river" - Benny and O'Connel in The Mummy
"And did I panic ? I think not !" - Johnathan in The Mummy
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"I shall create fire!" - Sid the Sloth in Ice Age
"Pervert!" - One of the possoms in Ice Age 2
"And this one time at band camp..." - Michelle in American Pie
"I am NOT a dramaqueen!" - Me
"I hate serious conversations, they make me feel misplaced." - Also me.
weird is good, strange is bad and odd is when u don't know what 2 call someone
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2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
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Man in Jail: The Black Pearl? I've heard stories. She's been preying on ships and settlements for near ten years. Never leaves any survivors.
Jack Sparrow : No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?
Jack Sparrow : No. Not good. Stop. Not good. What are you doing? You've burned all the food, the shade, the RUM.
Jack Sparrow : One question about your business, boy, or there's no use going: This girl... how far are you willing to go to save her?
Will Turner : I'd die for her.
Jack Sparrow : Oh good. No worries then.
Elizabeth : Will!
Will Turner : Elizabeth!
Jack Sparrow : Monkey!
Elizabeth : This is the fastest ship in the Caribbean!
Anamaria : You can tell them that after they've caught us.
Will Turner : Where's Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow : She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.
Jack Sparrow: "Wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around."
SHUNGI MUNGI
BABA KANISH
how am i related to you again?
i am officially adopted!
I am officially stupid
bite me
cow
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stutup... you know im right
i know that wasn't funny it was frikin halarious
OMG i got a question right alert the athorities
OMG i got a question right alert the guiness world records
i'm not stupid your just always right
Shut up...your just jelous
-raises eyebrows- rightio -cough- freak -cough-
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Meh
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Person Two: That depends, do you want to lose?"
"A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn, we screwed up"
"I don't know why, but for some strange reason girls get into hissy fits when you don't remember their birthday. On the other hand, if you mention their age, they go ballistic on you."
"Person One: You're insane
Person Two: No, I'm in love"
"I do not suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it"
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons. To them you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup"
"'Thou shall not steal' my demonic ass"
"I haven't committed a crime.What I did was fail to comply with the law." -David Dinkins, NYC mayor
"Suicide hotline... please hold."
"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."
"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."
"I'll kill you until you die from it!"
"I love him, O yes I do,
He's for me, not for you,
And if by chance you take my place,
I'll take my fist and smash your face!"
"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm."
"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made the horn louder."
"47.5 of statistics are made up on the spot."
"If you can't fix it with ducktape you haven't used enough."
"Experience is something you don't get until after you need it."
"Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"I had a psychic boyfriend... he left me before we met."
"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
"There are people I would take a bullet for, and people I would like to put a bullet in." Benji (Good Charlotte)
"Friends are God's way of apologzing for our families."
"If you do it you'll regret it, if you don't do it you'll regret it, you might as well do it."
"Power does not come from strength, but from being able to control it."
"When one door closes, another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us. -Alexander Graham Bell
"Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in getting up every time we fail."
"Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense." -Ralph Waldo Emerson
-If we Americans cuss then say "Pardon my French."But when the French cuss do the say "Pardon my English?"
-People are like slinkies, not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to you face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
-I don't hate all people just the ones I have met.
- Yes I do specialise in Randomness
"YOUR ALL GOING TO DIE!"
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile
omg! like, i was listening to that song "American Soldier" which i think is sung by Toby Keith...but, like, i almost burst int tears when i realized that my cuz waz gonna go to Iraq...and then, i DID burs into tears, when i read this E-Mail, t deserves it's own section...:
YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A
VERY BIG
HEART...
Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
But Mommy, when I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye,
I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Trevor; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now ,
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best;
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass.
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this,
Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try,
I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.
Mommy I ran as fast as I could,
When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo.
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Trevor, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true,
And Mommy all I wanted to say is, "Mommy, I love you."
In Loving Memory of The Columbine Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would,
Pass this around,
I'd be happy if you could,
Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2)
Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are
i got these from 'whitewolfhockey42192' s profile!:
"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."
Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.
"Life's an Ocean, Sail It"
Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Love is like a rose in winter, only the strong survive
Life's Tough, get a helmet!
"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay."
How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
you say physco like it's a bad thing
I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight
Guys are like lava lamps there fun to look at just not so bright!
"He's so straight he's gay."
-my friend Hannah about my other friend Nathaniel
I hear voices and they don't like you (hehe)
Reality bites with all different sizes of teeth
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that it must be altered every six months
The believer is happy. The doubter is wise.
I'm not afraid of death. What's it gonna do? Kill me?
Pain is temporary but pride is forever.
It's hard to stand up to your enemies. It's harder to stand up to your friends. But, it's the hardest to stand up to your friends while all your friends are becoming your enemies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. Your best friend will be sitting next to you muttering, "Damn, we f'd up."
"It's mean, so you'll like it."
-my friend Lorenzo to me
People are like slinkies: they're fun to push downstairs.
I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose...
I'll always be your second best...but maybe second isn't so bad...but then again, it depends who I'm behind.
Maybe it's maturity or the wisdom that comes with age, but the witch in Hansel & Gretel? She's very misunderstood. I mean, the woman builds her dream home and then these brats come and start eating it.
A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. (me: that is SOOO Lorenzo, BTW: not her real name)
I had a wet dream about you last night; I pissed myself laughing when you fell off a cliff.
Everbody makes mistakes...Take your parents for example...
At my lemonade stand I gave away the first glass away for free and the second for $5. The second had the antidote (hehe)
ROCK IS DEAD! Long live paper and scissors!
Shut up, voices! Or I'll poke you with a q-tip again!
I'd live up to my potential, but it would cut into my sitting around time.
Your mom looks like Voldemort (oh, burn)
Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
Don't reach for the stars, you'll look like an idiot stretching for no reason.
Quack you...
Go ahead. Talk about me. But I have some advice: click your heels together and say "I NEED A LIFE!"
When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice into water guns and spray ppl in the eyes with it.
Matches! Let's burn stuff!
I'm not a pyromaniac...I just like playing with fire!
I have a big book of sarcasm and I'm not afraid to use it.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
Squee like no one is listening!
If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it shot NOW!
I want it thick and long so it will keep me up all night!----I'm talking about Book 7 you perv!
We're so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
Without me, you're just AWESO
Do you remember when Pluto was a planet? Yeah, those were the days...
You say I'm not cool? I'm good with that. Cool is a similar form of cold, and if you aren't cold, you're hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. ; )
You know you need a boyfriend when cartoon characters start looking amazingly hot.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
I don't have a license to kill. I have a driver's permit.
"Edgar Allan Poe did not write smut. He wrote about birds. Birds don't have sex...wait...that's wrong isn't it?"
-my friend Ally when I was bashing Poe about being sketchy and creepy and naughty...well he did do drugs...
"We are very similar. Ya know? We have...samenesses..." "You mean similarities?" "Yeah!"
-my friend Lorenzo about her and other friend Cory -friend Machetee -Lorenzo (needless to say her common sense-o-meter went down several points that day)
Fat kids are harder to kidnap.
"So go and tell your friends that I'm obbsessive and crazy, that's fine I'll tell mine you're gay..."
-Taylor Swift, Picture to Burn
Jesus would totally be on bottom...Can't you totally see that?
-my friend Celeste after watching a rather provacative movie where Judas kisses Jesus...she's a little sketchy sometimes.
Things to think about:
"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to
hit in case of an accident?
If money is the root of all evil then how come churches ask for it?
Eggs are really liquid chickens.
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before their considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to 'put your two cents in' but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts?' Where's that extra penny going to?
Why does a roung pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
If the Proffesor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a whole in a boat?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If Corn Oil is made of Corn, and Vegetable Oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does Morality come from Morons?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Stories:
Hogwarts Seers:
ON HOLD: yah, yah, i no! i just started it, but, it's on hold! not many pplz seem interested in it right now, acoz of that suoer short chappie, so, i'm tryin' 2 get a longer chappie. anyways! This story is about a pair of muggle-born twins with unusual powers. i mean, yah, so, the type of power that they have isn't TOO rare, but, how it works for them, is completely new to the wizarding world. Along with their powers, they get some amazing side-affects. OH! AND, watch out for links between this story, and my other one:
Marauder and D.A. Era:
Lily's life completly changes with one letter. With this letter, comes the revealing of a family secret from her mother's side. Can this family secret put her and her family in danger? Will this one letter test and break the amazingly strong bond between her and her sister? Also with this letter comes New and Old friendships, better bonds in the friendships, feeling betrayed, and even more opportunities for pranks and a future, Lily is wondering how she will ever survive Hogwarts. Not sure if Lily and James die or not! I guess i'll have 2 take a poll!
STORIES I THINK I MIGHT WRITE:
Impossible!:
i no! it's been done before! But oh well! One summer away from Hogwarts makes a lot of difference on a person! Over the summer Hermione finds out that she's adopted! (will write more after i actually come up with ideas! but, it IS ummer b4 5th year!!!!!!)
SHIPS:
Harry Potter:
Harry/Hermione
Harry/Ginny
Ron/Hermione
Ron/Lavender
Hermione/Draco
Hermione/OC
Sirius/OC
Remus/Tonks
Remus/OC
Lily/James
Tamora Pierce:
Kel/Neal
Kel/Dom
Ali/Nawat
Diane/Numair
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