Hiya!

My name is Lily, and I'm taking this profile over.

Rei, whom this profile belonged to, is being a freak about writing, so she has given her profile to me with the comandment that I finish the stories, which I will do!

So, hopefully the writing style doesn't change too much but I'll do my best.

So, A little about me

Name: Lily

Age: 17

Likes: Hmmmm...Well, there's my Lindsey...and My No-Pants...and well...A lot actually, but I haven't the attention span to name everything

Dislikes: Not getting into this as it will end up as a rant of Epic porportions

Story pictures:

Yugito from 'I'm Sorry' After Time Travel/Time Skip without mask http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l304/stormbringer130/Yugito.jpg

Yugito from 'I'm Sorry' After Time Travel/Time Skip With mask http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l304/stormbringer130/wmask.jpg

Naruto's Scythe from 'I'm Sorry' http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/21353.jpg

~~~Quotes~~~

You just made my soul throw up...You sonuvabitch

I wish you could make Sora Roxas again and join Organizatioin XIII

I'm not evil, I just have a tendency to laugh maniacly and Kill people...
And attract Hero's who want to kill me...
And have a Dark fortress...
And Minions...
Screw it.
BOW TO ME HUMANS

Why is it called Tourist Season if we are not allowed to shoot them?

You laugh at me because I’m different, but I laugh because all of you shitheads are the same.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

Boys, can’t live with em, and it’s illegal to shoot em.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Smirk, it makes people wonder what you’re up to, while scaring the shit out of them at the same time!

If you act crazy all your life, they'll never be able to commit you

It's like I hate you, then I love you. Like I want to throw you off a cliff, and run down to the bottom and catch you.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one

Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity

I'm looking forward to regretting this

Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I've yet to figure out why

Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!

Procrastinators Unite!...tomorrow...

Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters

I would tell ya to go to hell but then I'd be stuck with you for all eternity!

First law of science: don't spit into the wind

I don't hate you, I just need someone to take my anger out on

Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later

Oh man this is crazy, I hope I didn't brain my damage

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics

I don't like to repeat things, so listen carefully the first six times

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception

Welcome to loserville. Population: you

Save the Earth! It's the only planet with chocolate!

Your village called, their idiot is missing

I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hated me. He told me I was being ridiculous. Everyone hadn't met me yet

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely

I dont need your attitude I got one of my own

Your envy creates my energy, ever wonder why I'm so hyper?

I never come to a fork in the road, I come to sporks in the road, sometimes spoons

If further annoyed I shall spork your eyes out

I laugh in the face of death... then run away screaming like a little girl

Don't knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run... he hates that

Who ever said nothing was impossible obviously never tried to hug the air

A good friend comforts you when he rejects you. A best friend marches up to him and says, "It's cause your gay isn't it!?"

What part of NO don’t you understand? The N or the O?

Some of the worst sinners are the world's happiest people.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

I lost my mind a long time ago. Hm ... But, i haven't missed it yet.

I hear highschool's easier the second time around.

Some things children's eyes shouldn't see...your face is one of them.

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

If you were Orochimaru, then he'd be you! And he'd use your body to molest little children

I'm not as think you dumb I am

People can be either crazy or sane but only if they're both do they have problems

Don't go to bed angry, stay up and plot revenge

Angry people need hugs... and sharp objects

A true friend doesn't stab you in the back, they stab you in the front…I will poke you with a spork during English

That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.

You're just jealous because I can act retarded in public and people still love me

I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to be faster than you

I was laying in my bed, looking up at the stars and the moon wondering... WHERE THE HELL'S MY CEILING!?

If thinking about it makes you cackle insanely for more than five minutes, you're not allowed to do it.

My friends are the reason I had to try and explain why seeing a button that says 'Satan Sucks. Tell Everyone.' Made me laugh hystercally for twenty minutes

~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') (I was talking to myself about this the other day...)

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Story status:

I'm Sorry-Time Travel Fic, Based off the phrase
'I can’t protect you without holding a sword
I can’t embrace you while holding a sword' from Bleach WIP Hiatus
In one life: At the age of 15 Naruto neglected his ninja studies when, as a part of a peace treaty, a 14-year-old girl named Nii Yugito was sent to Konoha. He courted, and fell in love with her. However, when Akatsuki struck, Naruto found his strength insufficient to protect the girl he loves. In a desperate attempt to change everything, Naruto melds with Kyuubi and travels back in time.
In his new life: 3-year-old Uzamaki Naruto thwarts an attempt to kidnap Hyuuga Hinata. In order to show their remorse at the attempted kidnapping Kumogakure no Sato sends 2-year-old Nii Yugito to Konoha. As an unseen bonus, the Kazekage wonders at the wisdom of having an unstable Jinchuuriki around. Under the pretense of wanting to improve connections with Konoha he sends two of his children to be Konoha Ninja. This time Naruto has to choose, be with his love again and risk losing her, or Protect her from afar? NaruYuuHina, SasuHaku.

Twisted Reality- WIP Current Focus

Yugito and Gaara's mothers make their way to Konoha together because of a rumor that the Hokage protect the Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi. They want their Children to grow up in a loving environment. When they die after child birth, Sandaime Hokage has three troublemaking Jinchuuriki on his hands. But when the Hyuuga come forward with their own Jinchuuriki, The Hokage is in for the Headache of his life, as well as the most paperwork. He prays that nothing more happens, but it's to no avail as Yamanaka Inoichi comes forward and says that the traitorous Sannin, Orochimaru, took his only daughter and made her a Jinchuuriki as well.. So now, Yugito, container of the Nibi no Nekomata; Gaara, container of the Ichibi no Shukaku; Naruto, container of the Kyuubi no Kitsune; Ino, container of the Sanbi no Inu; and Hinata, container of the Yonbi no Ryuu, have to manage in an intolerant village, A couple of insane Sensei's, and slave driving Demons who don't want their containers to be hurt. The mutual thought of all five kids? 'We're screwed', but the fun is just begining. The five recieve a C-rank mission, which quickly turns A-rank. But that's not the only problem, Yugito falls sick soon after Zabuza is "Defeated." With one of their own down, what will the other four do when A new enemy appears?