ATTENTION ALL REVIEWERS!!

I would prefer it very much if nobody asks me about my other fan fictions in reviews except for the one you are reviewing. Just because I'm not working on one fan fiction does NOT mean you should ask me on other fan fictions. Each fan fiction should have reviews that recognize it's own achievements.. I can understand it accidentally happening once every now and again, but constant pestering reviews will be hidden !

Thanks!

~glpb

~~~~ GLPB'S POLITE FAN FICTION REVIEWS ~~~~

Any person who reviews my fan fiction will, of course, get a review for their fan fiction if they have one that interest me, although even if it didn't i would just review that it's good!LOL.. BUT I REFUSE TO REVIEW BAND FAN FICTIONS OR THINGS THAT DO NOT BELONG ON FANFICTION.NET!

A majority of the Musicals/Plays fan fictions that have been posted lately, are band fics. IF YOU'RE SICK OF THESE 'ILLEGAL' FAN FICTIONS, PLEASE COPY/PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!

DEAR LARGE MUSICAL FANS AROUND THE COUNTRY!!

Let us all bow our heads in silence for the END OF RENT ON BROADWAY.. This musical has changed millions of lives around the globe, including mine. But in our own way, whether seeing it on tour with Anthony Rapp and Adam Pascal (like moi), having a theatre comany that will be the first school on the east coast to perform the school edition (like moi again, who is trying to kick musical a by planning to audition for Maureen and going nutso over it!), or just by thinking about the musical (like moi once more..), RENT will always live on in our hearts..

NO DAY BUT TODAY

If you have ever prayed to Jonathan Larson or had one-sided conversations about your life with his spirit, copy this into your profile.

One time, I was watching a RENT video, and it thundered and lighntinged on the freakiest timings.. Jonathan Larson did it, I swear!

If you are confuzzled by the fact that Mark is Jewish and yet his mother calls him to wish him a Merry Christmas, copy this into your profile.

Eh, must of been one of those odd typos Jonathan Larson never noticed..

If you didn't know what "trisexuals" were before seeing RENT and you still don't know now, yet all you want to do is be one, copy this into your profile.

"Bisexuals, trisexuals, homo-sapiens-"

If you are so obsessed with musical theatre that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile!

Ask my friends, one time my teacher said we shouldn't listen to racist jokes, so I sang "Everyone's a Little Bit Racist"

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile

I would LOVE more PEOPLE!!

If it completely pisses you off when someone says being gay is gross, then copy and paste this into your profile.

No what pisses me off more, when people say that people in GSA are all gay.. apparently they don't know what GSA means..

If Broadway is your home, no matter what anyone says, put this in your profile!

LET ME GO BACK!! PLEASE!!

If you consider any of the RENT actors and Jonathan Larson to be your heroes, copy and paste this into your profile!

If I saw one of them, I'd freak out! Especially Jonathan Larson, since you know, he died.. :cries:

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off

Stupid, stupid people..

If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile.

:gets beat up by avenue q fans who visited the profile:

If you think the internet is for porn, copy and paste this into your profile.

Sorry Kate! I masterbate! (not really, though, mom!)

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If homosexual people weren't as nice, they'd kick all the homphobics' asses!

If you think that rap is only good when it's spelled with two P's, like Anthony Rapp, copy this into your profile.

And YES, that means the only rap that belongs in a musical should be spelled with two P's.. ugh, I hate "In The Heights"! >:C

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
I am the man who fears that I will never be able to be myself, to be free of this secret because I won't risk losing my family and friends.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends im a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to teach me a lesson
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG (and you cried while reading this) REPOST THIS!!

Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be violent and on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I'm and ATHEIST, so I MUST hate Christians and Jews
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm SMART, so I MUST be a school-loving freak.
I'm GERMAN and IRISH,so I MUST be a drunk
I'm CAUCASIAN, so I MUST not have any ethnic family members
I'm in my school's GSA, so I MUST be gay
I own SNAKES, so I MUST hate the animals I feed to them
I like THEATRE and want to go to HARVARD, so I must have gotten the idea from LEGALLY BLONDE

~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTYPES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD.

Fanfictions I'm Working On At The Moment:

Avenue Q²- My Fan Fiction Sequel to Avenue Q (next chapter will be up after I get at least one review)

Fanfictions I'm Too Lazy to Transfer from "Pixar Planet" To Here:

Um, all my 'Cars' ones basically.. go to www.pixarplanet.com/forums to read them