Well, well. What have we here? Sandy claws, huh? Ohh, I'm really scared!~

Okay, on a more semi-serious note, I am Nicholai - An Author in the works. My fan fictions, I can not stress, are not that great when I start, but they'll get better. Maybe. School is clogging my brain at the moment.

As for the "Their Knight" part of my name, I am the defender of all those who are writing new fan fictions and people flame them after the first chapter. There is nothing more disgusting to me than those who can not see their own flaws before those of others, and spend hapless hours flaming people due to that fact.

A prime example is my friend Del - she got flamed on he character's clothing, a bunch of inside jokes that the people who the story was intended for understood, and on the possibility of Voldemort being a good guy. The first couple chapters drag on, yes, but later on, it will be more interesting, I assure you. (She's BGs4life, and my close firends, Trystan and Chloe, are wehaveakrakenalarm - They're going to be in a bunch of my stories... haha.. SHAMELESS ADVERTIZING!!)

Back on the topic of me, My stories will be rated 14A and up, usually, due to strong language, violence, and sexual themes. Heck - maybe they should be "M" for Mature. Like me.

Chloe: You? Mature?

Trystan: Don't make me laugh.

Del: ... What's mature? If I have to compare it to you, I'll probably get it wrong.

Now now, ladies, play nice. I meant that I am rated "M" for strong language, Violence and sexual content. You all know that...

Chloe: Okay, now that I agree with.

Trystan: Ditto, m'dear.

Del: ... I want a hamburger.

... In three days, I shall post. I'm going to go... scare the masses. -Smirks at the girls-

Trystan: Run, Run away! (KH2 Reference! Trystan's in love with Demyx - she'll understand this... haha..)

Chloe: Look Sharp! (More KH2 references - Roxas this time, from near the end of the game. Just for the Roxas fangirl in my life.)

Del: ... I need... more rage... I need more... hearts... AHAHAHAH! (This is a litle harder to explain... why do all three of you love KH so much..? Ah well. This is a Mansex - I mean Xemnas quote. For Del, the lover of all things "mansex" -Xemnas-.)

~Nich

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PS: Oh, and by the way... I'm testing my characters (most of them) on a Mary-Sue Litmus test. I'll let you all know my scores, so if you start going all, "OMG MARY-SUE!!" On me, I can rightfully dispute it. :) HAHA!!

Mary Sue Test Results!!:

Harry Potter Fan Fic Originals:

Trystan (vampire for HP FF): 8

Me (HP ff): -1 - TAKE THAT! Me! Negative 1!! fun shat ;D

Chloe (HP FF): ... I'm afraid to find out.. XD -takes the test- O_O -2... She's... just that special. ... Wow. A negative 2... (By the way, she fears moving stairs and elevators and the like.. Wow. How'd she get a negative 2?!)