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since: 03-17-07, id: 1240434, Profile Updated: 07-10-09
country: United States
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Author has written 9 stories for Lord of the Rings, Wicked, and RENT.

Keep in mind that when you review my stories that I like constructive criticism. Also, I don't flame. I might give very harsh criticism, though. If a review from me seems very harsh, just know that I didn't mean it to be so harsh. If you have questions, PM me.

I found a lot of icons and some of them are other people's. Sorry for stealing icons, but they were so prettiful. A lot of them aren't mine. Most of them are Wicked the Musical/ Book-related...heh..xD

I currently have about 200 Wicked icons saved. O.O Wow. xD

I love RENT as well. So um I have a lot of icons for that too.

And, check out my homepage if you like Wicked.

On another note...: Please come and join Sparkling Patronus's forum: http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/The_Bored_Authors_Society/30932/

...Well, visit if "Wicked the Musical/Book" is something you're into..oh..and...other random stuff...

According to Jelly, Elfy(me)= amazing, brilliant, creative, dashing, excellent, fun/funny, great, hott, intelligent, juicy, krazy, lovely, magnificent, not stupid, outstanding, perfect, quietly loud, revolting (not!), super smart, tantalizing, uber smart, voluminous, wonderful, xyliphonic, yellow, zany.

Another list XD: A = adorable, amazing, awesome, awe-inspiring, B = B-E-A-UTIFUL, best-elf-ever, ballin' (and bff), C = cute, (worth) celebrating, (good citizen), charming, cloud-like, D = dangerously attractive, delightful, one word: D-A-M-N DAMN!!, debonair, a delicacy, durable, desirable, E= egg-cellent, extraordinary, enamorous, endearing, an enjoyable, enlightening, F = fair (as in the fair maiden kind), fun, funny, fabulous, fantabulous, fantastic, fantastical, fairy-like, fanciful, fashionable, fantasy (as in, "omg she's so awesome how can she be real?"), fascinating, G = great, groovy, gnarly, gallant, a gem, giggle-inducing, A GIRL, a glowworm (the females emit a cool greenish light!!), golden, H = happy (as in what you make me), HOT STUFF BABY TONIGHT, harmonious, Herculean (look at dem muscles, girl!), my heroine, holiday (as in what every day becomes when i talk to you), holy (the shrine...), hygenic!, I = intelligent, inspiring, interesting (the good kind), IN, It Girl, infinity (what my love for you is, anyway...) irresistible, intriguing, J = juicy baby, jubilant, joyful, a jewel (in my eyes, anyway), K = kind, knowledgeable, kool, L = lovable, lovely, a luxury, lucky (or maybe I'm the lucky one...), M = magical, marvellous, mini, musical, N = a really cool nebula, 100 naturally flavored, a nymph, O = outstanding, odorous (like flowers...warm cookies...strawberry gum...), object of my affections, my oxygen, P = perfect, petite, popular to me, Q = queen-like, qualified (as in you meet all of my qualifications for a good person), R = rad, radical, radiant, S = special, super, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, sooper-dooper, significant to you, smile (as in what you make me do), smart, spark-ful, colorful like sprinkles, my shining star, supersonic, T = terrific, more than tolerable, tiiiight, U = unbelieveably awesome, uber-cool, ultra-amazing, unanimous (as in what the votes for your being COOL are), unicorn!, V = vertically challenged XD, W = wonderful!, X = eXciting, Y = YAYYYYY IT'S ELFY!!, YEAHHHHHH IT'S ELFYYYYYY!!, Z = zany!

XD I know. We're losers.

Proud member of the BAS- Don't eat the strawberry cake.

Name: I have many. (But most call me Elfy.)

Age: In high school

Gender: Female

Location: U.S

Favorite colors: Green, dark blue, dark purple

Favorite T.V. shows: Monk, Psych, Pushing Daisies, 30 Rock, Daily Show, Countdown with Keith Olberman, The Rachel Maddow Show, Colbert Show, CSI, etc (aka a lot of other detective/political shows), House, Smallville

Favorite movies: Lord of the Rings(all three), Pirates of the Caribbean(all three), The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, Fantastic Four, National Treasure, RENT, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, The Librarian(all first three), Knowing

Favorite books: Lord of the Rings(all three), The Hobbit, The Silmarillion, Narnia(all seven), Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West, Watership Down, Without You by Anthony Rapp, Companion books to Wicked, Rent, and Spring Awakening, A little bit Wicked by Kristin Chenoweth.

Favorite musical(s): Wicked, RENT, Spring Awakening, Little Shop of Horrors, Footloose, Legally Blonde, Avenue Q, Sweeney Todd, Les Misérables, Bare, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

Favorite school subjects: History and Language.

Favorite book, movie, and T.V genres: Action, adventure, humor, drama..

Likes: reading, nature, peace and quiet, writing, singing, astronomy, photography, film, and the computer.

Dislikes: rude people, idiots, Global warming, jerks, pollution, people who can't shut their mouths for three seconds, FAVORITISM(grr..), and loud noise.

Favorite music: Anything besides rap(as a friend told me: You can't spell 'crap' without 'rap') or heavy metal. Preferably something quiet, though, I do like lively things when I'm in the right mood. Which has been often, lately. And obviously I love musicals. The 60s and 70s also have some wondrous music. :O

Favorite sports: Swimming and tennis. Ooh, I did gymnastics for a while..I did enjoy that...

Favorite character parings:

LotR:

Arwen/Aragorn

Wicked:

Elphaba/Fiyero

Nessa/Boq

Galinda/Boq

Nessa/Galinda

RENT:

Angel/Collins

Mimi/Roger

Maureen/Joanne

Maureen/Mark

Legally Blonde:

Elle/Emmet

Friendships for LB:

Elle/Warner

Elle/Emmet

Elle/Vivienne

Spring Awakening:

Wendla/Melchior

Ernst/Hanschen

Little Shop:

Audrey/Seymour

Footloose:

Ariel/Ren

Rusty/Willard

Wendy Jo/Bickle

Les Misérables:

Cosette/Marius

Éponine/Marius

Sweeney Todd:

Johanna/Anthony

Lucy/Benjamin

Random things: I write poetry, I can get obsessive about certain things(coughRENTandSpringAwakeningcoughetc), I've been in five choirs, I'm shorter than the average high school student(4'10), and I like to be random, though lately my randomness is less. And I'm very sarcastic...I got nominated for a humor award due to my sarcasm. And apparently I'm realistic, bordering on pessimistic (also, apparently one of my friends thinks I'm cynical) I'm also very political. My friends are my life. I make movies and write for the school news show. I'm practically a straight A student. Oh, yeah. The word fail is a very...popular word in my life. So I say it a lot. :P (and I obviously like this face too.) In fact, "ohman fail" is one of my favorite phrases. I'm a Democrat. I know my bad luck very well. :P

Rant(s):

If you get a flame, LEARN from it. Don't whine about it.

Oh, my goodness, people. Con crit isn't a flame. Learn to tell the difference, please. For all our sakes.

Okay, people, harsh con crit and flames are totally different. LEARN TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE. Harsh con crit attacks the story, while a flame attacks the author. If you get it? Good, you got it. :P

Story info:

The Filmmaker Cannot See: I'm glad this was so well liked, as it was my first Rent story. :D

Pimp My Wheelchair: I love the people love it...and I should write more on it. xD Love my beta!

Tree Climbing: Yeah, it's totally melancholy. :P

Taking A Walk: I like the constructive criticism here and the compliments. :)

Well, We Can't All Come and Go By BUBBLE: I'm very happy with the response on this one.

Sadness Felt For a Friend: Discontinued. Though, it was a oneshot...I was gonna edit it, but I decided to just take it down so I wasn't troubled by it.

Middle Earth Poetry: Still being worked on. Hopefully, I'll be able to start updating it regularly by the end of October. (cough notice I don't have a year here. xD)

From Rohan to Rivendell: It's still being revised. I haven't had a lot of time to work on it. I don't like the fact that I haven't updated it in months. I'm gonna try to at least have some editing done by the end of xD WHO KNOWS?!. If I don't, feel free to PM me and remind me.

Neat profile quote things:

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

"eyes Spoony Do I look apple flavored to you?" -Heffy

"And they're like...talking about CLOWNING FUCKING CONVENTIONS." -Whispy

"Put it in your profile." -Whispy

"Life is a song. Fate is the composer, that still, with all his many years of experience never really fails to hit the wrong notes- he just becomes frustrated with your life's song, and often deepens your notes. At the time, it may not sound good, but in the end, it all works out." --Zarri

"'I don't read very well. So I don't think very well either.' Galinda smiled. 'I dress to kill, though.'" (Wicked the book, page 80)

"The BAS is like Vegas, only we usually mean it." -Crazy/Truffles on referencing BAS marriages.

"I ignore the obvious and focus on the meaningless." --Crazy/Truffles

"It's simple, really: The time goes into a black hole along with single socks from the dryer and spare keys." --Crazy/Truffles

"In the day of prosperity be joyful, but in the day of adversity consider." -Ecclesiastes

"One day well spent is to be preferred to an eternity of error." -Cicero

"We hold the view that the people come first, not the government." -John F. Kennedy

"Fate leads the willing, and drags along those who hang back." -Seneca

"Let us never negotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate." -John F. Kennedy

"The supreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved." -Victor Hugo

"So oft in theologic wars, the disputants, I ween, rail on in utter ignorance of what each other mean, and prate about an Elephant not one of them has seen!" -John Godfrey Saxe

"I have measured out my life with coffee spoons." -T.S. Elliot

"Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." -Mark Twain

"Never complain and never explain." -Benjamin Disraeli

"Man is born to live, not to prepare for life." -Boris Pastermak

"The most practical kind of politics is the politics of decency." -Theodore Roosevelt

"And Nimby, what's Prop 8 3/4? Does it involve homosexuality on the Hogwarts Express?" -HCO

"The first time I read this sentence I missed the word "wearer" and I thought the pants were taking on a life of their own to save Fiyero's reputation." -Part of a review left by TheSquintiestSquint to The Last Truffula Tree on her story Mayero.

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1. He Says reviews
The argument between Mark and Roger after Roger refuses to go to the meeting. Disclaimer: From the 94 workshop.I DON'T OWN.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-10-09 - Mark C. & Roger D. - Complete
2. From Rohan to Rivendell » reviews
A girl from our world lands in Rohan and makes her way to Rivendell. Along the way she encounters drama and danger that makes her wish she was safe at home. Currently being revised.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 4-19-09 - Published: 4-2-07
3. The Aftermath reviews
After Elphaba's melting, Glinda runs into some trouble. Musicalverse.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-10-09 - Glinda U. - Complete
4. The Filmmaker Cannot See reviews
Mark muses about Mimi...
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-28-08 - Mark C. & Mimi M. - Complete
5. Taking a Walk reviews
Fiyero and Nessa take a walk. Fiyessa. Possibly OOC...not a lot, though. Written for two challenges.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-26-07 - Complete
6. Middle Earth Poetry » reviews
A series of haikus about the places of Middle Earth.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 12-9-07 - Published: 7-2-07
7. Tree Climbing reviews
Nessa's always wanted to climb a tree....
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-8-07 - Complete
8. Pimp My Wheelchair reviews
Nessa's chair looks different in Act two...don't you think?
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-28-07
9. Well, We Can't All Come and Go by BUBBLE! reviews
What if we all could....
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 10-15-07 - Complete
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