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since: 03-17-07, id: 1240533, Profile Updated: 12-21-11
country: USA
Author has written 36 stories for Suits, Teen Titans, Firefly, House, M.D., Final Fantasy XII, High School Musical, and Castle.

So there's not actually much to say about me (I'm a bore), and I hate filling out those surveys, so I guess we're both out of luck. Here are a few random factoids though, if you really want to know. Which you don't. But whatever.

I write like it's my life (thus, the profile here) although I have no plans to actually become a writer as my sole career. I love psychology and the analysis of personalities, but what writer doesn't?

Writing has all the best things for me. I can manipulate characters in situations ("play god," but in a nice way) and create whole worlds in which my own characters, or my own versions of characters, can live. Canon is only important to me as far as my plot allows. Yes, I realize that people like Roy Harper were never meant to be gay in the comics/show, but you know what? It's my personal universe, and I like to vacation there sometimes. He'll still have the same background, same friend groups, etcetera etcetera, but just a different present. And I really don't think I slaughter the characters that much anyway. I've seen worse.

Sigh.

I'm 19 and am the most cynical person at OSU. Currently in psych but I don't know what I'm doing with my life.

I like music. A lot.

As for movies, if it has angst, I'm there. If it has warm and fuzzy hurt/comfort angst, I'm doubly there. If it's a period movie, I've probably seen it ten times already. Extra points for good actors or eyecandy regardless of gender.

I like way too many TV shows. Let's not even get into that. Currently obsessed with Criminal Minds.

Anyway, I apologize for many of these fanfics. Some make me cringe now, but I just can't find the heart to delete them.

And yes, eventually I will be finishing AMO and Volte-Face. Just... not today.

If you have enough time to favorite a story or put it on alert, can't you have enough time to leave a helpful comment/critique/etc in a review? Please?

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1. Groceries reviews
Harvey/Mike. Just a shopping trip. "Will you at least let me push the cart?"
Suits - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-9-12 - Harvey S. & Mike R.
2. Faster, Faster reviews
Harvey/Mike. "You were late," Harvey says, but there are a hundred things he doesn't.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-3-12 - Mike R. & Harvey S. - Complete
3. Lovers Are Lunatics reviews
Harvey/Mike. He'd never seen Harvey like this.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-27-12 - Harvey S. & Mike R. - Complete
4. All Mouth reviews
Harvey/Mike. There was something about Harvey's lips...
Suits - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-26-12 - Harvey S. & Mike R. - Complete
5. The Perfect Man reviews
Harvey/Mike. Serial Killer AU. Clear blue eyes. Pale skin. Blond hair. Perfect.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-22-12 - Harvey S. & Mike R. - Complete
6. Something to Fill the Silence reviews
Harvey/Mike. Harvey stared at him. "You're making noise at a desert."
Suits - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-22-12 - Harvey S. & Mike R. - Complete
7. Monochrome reviews
Harvey/Mike. Harvey knows that if Mike ever left, the entire world would fall into darkness. Life would go on as it had before, of course — but that's what he's afraid of.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-21-12 - Harvey S. & Mike R. - Complete
8. Empty reviews
EMPTY, adj: containing nothing; not filled or occupied. See HOLLOW, FUTILE.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-27-11 - Harvey S. - Complete
9. Datejust reviews
Harvey/Mike. "It's a present, Mike. You might've heard of this thing called Christmas."
Suits - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-27-11 - Harvey S. & Mike R. - Complete
10. One Step More reviews
Harvey/Mike. Slight AU. Mike lifts his foot a bit higher, stretches it out a few inches over the ledge...
Suits - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-25-11 - Mike R. & Harvey S. - Complete
11. After reviews
Harvey/Mike. Mike tries to breathe and finds he can't. His eyes are still on the clean, white sheets, crumpled and tangled.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-25-11 - Mike R. & Harvey S.
12. Skeletons in the Closet reviews
Harvey/Mike. In an apartment as big as Harvey's, it was only a matter of time before Mike opened the wrong door.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-28-11 - Harvey S. & Mike R. - Complete
13. Flotsam reviews
Harvey/Mike. BrownSuits. Harvey should've known Michael Tam was different from the moment he kicked open that cryogenic storage container, expecting to find drugs or guns or Alliance goods, and instead only found the curled-up body of a 17-year-old kid.
Crossover - Firefly & Suits - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-13-11 - Harvey S. - Complete
14. The Art of Fainting » reviews
Harvey/Mike. Five times Mike fainted, and the one time it was Harvey hitting the floor.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,430 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 9-14-11 - Harvey S. & Mike R.
15. Cufflinks reviews
Harvey/Mike. Harvey stared at the box as if it had offended him, and then glanced up at Mike. The kid looked half-pleased, half-terrified. "What is it?"
Suits - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 9-14-11 - Harvey S. & Mike R. - Complete
16. Step Seven reviews
Harvey/Mike. Donna had been right about Mike; he looked like a mess.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-14-11 - Harvey S. & Mike R. - Complete
17. The Devil Wears Fioravanti reviews
Harvey/Mike. People say that Harvey Specter isn't human; that he's too good at his job, too handsome, too connected, too charming to be a mere mortal... And they're right.
Suits - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 9-14-11 - Harvey S. & Mike R.
18. My Girlfriend's Tie reviews
Esposito/Ryan. The truth behind the tie in 1x09 Little Girl Lost. "This monstrosity was part of a joke," Esposito explained, lifting the shiny, blue and gold tie from the box. "And I never wore it."
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-12-09 - Javier E. & Kevin R. - Complete
19. Volte Face » reviews
RoyGarth/SpAqua. Breathless, Garth glowered at Roy, his eyes smoldering with rage. "You're just mad because I'm right. Because what I'm saying is true."
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,021 - Reviews: 200 - Updated: 5-31-09 - Published: 6-9-07 - Aqualad & Speedy
20. The Legend of Liya'ad » reviews
RoyGarth/SpAqua. It was just his luck, that Atlantean lore would resurface as far from Atlantis as possible, where no one could help him, or ease his teammates' anxieties, or even help plan an escape route.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 4-11-09 - Published: 4-10-09 - Aqualad & Speedy
21. The Blue Fedora reviews
Chyan, post-HSM 2. Even in the 90 degree heat, Chad felt ice coat his veins in panic and horror and guilt at his own voyeurism, because the body of Ryan Evans plastered against some older man was absolutely not something he should be seeing.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-7-09 - Chad D. & Ryan E.
22. Missed Flights and Sybarites reviews
Garth/Roy. Snowed in at Gotham International Airport over the New Year, the boys try to cope with discoveries, tuxedos, parties, sharing a bed, and a very, very agreeable man named Austin.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 1-1-09 - Aqualad & Speedy
23. GFI reviews
House's subconscious played tricks on him, gave him hallucinations, but always for a reason—and this time, there was no reason. There was only bitter, ruthless reality. Post "97 Seconds." HouseWilson.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,497 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-12-08 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete
24. Safe Asylum » reviews
Chase spoke, his voice still soft. "If you want me to leave, House... just tell me to leave..." House/Chase
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,582 - Reviews: 161 - Updated: 7-11-08 - Published: 5-18-08 - G. House & R. Chase
25. On Attempted Declarations of Love reviews
RoyGarth/SpAqua. "It would've been so much easier if he had done what he was supposed to do, like everyone in books and movies do when they find out their friend, teammate, sometimes even their rival, was in love with them."
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-20-08 - Aqualad & Speedy - Complete
26. Ironies of the Crash reviews
House's musings after the bus ordeal ends. Spoilers for "House's Head," speculations for "Wilson's Heart."
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-18-08 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete
27. A Man Owned » reviews
Chapter 8: Suddenly, the prince felt his face go red with anger. He felt warm, too warm, and he only wanted to find Roy, berate him and force him out of the castle.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,782 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 5-10-08 - Published: 10-22-07 - Aqualad & Speedy
28. Least Likely reviews
RoyGarth/SpAqua. "Me, and..." Garth looked around the room, laying eyes on a yawning Speedy. "And the fish-eating monster over there, are the least likely couple."
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-7-08 - Aqualad & Speedy - Complete
29. Cold Feet, Cold Fish reviews
RoyGarth/SpAqua. "You don't think I'm serious. You think... What, do you think I'm just playing around? That going after guys is a hobby of mine?"
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4-11-08 - Aqualad & Speedy
30. Static Attachment reviews
Nothing bad can happen if nothing ever changes, right? Balthier/Fran
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-4-08 - Complete
31. The Not So Breakup Haircut reviews
RoyGarth/SpAqua. "Aw, who did you break up with, fishy? Did you break some flounder's heart?"
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 2-2-08 - Aqualad & Speedy - Complete
32. A Bitter Taste in the Mouth reviews
RoyGarth/SpAqua. "Roy, why are you wondering what I taste like?"
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-13-08 - Aqualad & Speedy - Complete
33. Unlucky Thirteen reviews
Remy Hadley, AKA "Thirteen," thought she was fired. That was before she got kidnapped.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-16-07 - G. House - Complete
34. What's A Massage Between Friends? reviews
A problem with House's hip leads to a rather intimate solution... HouseWilson
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 11-25-07 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete
35. The Cardiac Tamponade reviews
House finally gets released from clinic duty when car crash victims block his way out. It's just a small accident, but— hey, doesn't that one look like Wilson…? HouseWilson
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 11-22-07 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete
36. Firework Cicatrix reviews
RoyGarth/SpAqua. July 4th has rolled around again. Roy is excited. Garth is having a panic attack.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-4-07 - Aqualad & Speedy - Complete
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