Profile last updated: March 16, 2010

Location: Aurora/ Colorado

Age: 19

Name: Josh- not gonna tell ya my last name

Hobbies: video games, Anime, graphic design, and Marijuana- dont like it to bad

Looks: average hight, dark brown hair, blue eyes, wide shoulders

Favorite games: Final Fantasy 9, Rogue Galaxy, and Okami is tied with Time shift (I highly recommend these first four games in the list), ARMY OF TWO, Warhawk, Dark Sector(in which I'm globally ranked in the top five under the name 'Zerobu' bring it on bitches I'll take you on any time!!), Metal Gear Solid 1-4, Chrono Cross, Grand Theft Auto IV, No More Heroes, Devil May Cry 1, 3 & 4, Assassins Creed, Uncharted; Drakes Fortune, God of War 1&2, Final Fantasy 7, Soul Calibur 2&3, World of Warcraft, Mortal Kombat:Armageddon, Twisted Metal 1-4

Favorite anime's: Heroic Age, Naruto, Trinity Blood, Bleach, Kiba, D.GrayMan, Fate Stay Night, Buso Renkin, Tenchi Muyo GXP, Death Note, Code Geass, Wolfs Rain, Zero no Tsukaima, Tenchi Muyo Ryo-ohki, Digimon (in that order)

No matter the genre, of my stories you can expect humor, I usually do Action/Adventure/ Romances, and M rated yuri's, I some times will have a yuri couple in an action/adventure, or straight couples, it depends on how I feel LOL, ( ) + ( )= Yuri makes me happy, if you can't make that sign out lol

One of the greatest action adventure animes with a GREAT story that I think all of you must see is Heroic Age, you should be able to find them on Veoh or youtube by now

A little poem for all you 420ers out there(you know who you are)Enjoy...(it's actually a song but you wont hear the music, so it works out as a poem)

When I wake up

I'm laying in bed

I twist up a fat one, to fuck up my head

and get baked!... totally baked

Sometimes it's brown

Sometimes it's green

Sometimes it's gold with red hairs in between, and I'm baked

Totally baked

I just made an omelet of cheese and Vaseline

Put in some salt, and a DASH of mean green, now I'm baked...

Totally baked

I got me a bong, I take where I go

It's a big ol' ten footer that I carved with my toe! and get baked

Totally baked

Toss me the pipe

Toss me the match

Hell, hand me the bong with a chin-strap attached, and I'll get baked

Totally baked

Throw out the seed

Throw out the stem

I make a phone call, I forget who's calling them

Cuz I'm baked... totally baked

So you know I smoke pot

It's all over town

Even my dealer thinks I should slow down

I'm too baked... totally baked

I'm always baaaaked

I'm not a faaaake

Lets go eat a caaaake

I forgot the woooords

I'm totally baked... totally baked

You might be a pot head if...

1) you wear sun glasses at night so you can see better

2) you have actually put out a fire with bong water

3) to you, the term "hydro" does not mean water

4) you have a usual parking space outside your local head shop

5) you have a name for your 3 bongs 2 pipes one of which was made by you

6) you know your measurements from grams to ounces by heart

7) your best friends are your dealer and your roller

8) you sell your car for gas money

9) after reading this list you have done most if not all of it

10) if you respect 4:20 to a religious value

11) if you sue your employer for not getting holiday pay on april 20th

12) if glass blowing was your minor and herbology was your major...please e-mail me we need to chat(not really)

IMPORTANT NOTICE AND CHALLENGE TO ANYONE WHO HAS A PLAYSTATION3 ONLINE ACCOUNT; my Account name is 'Zerobu', and I'm in need of a challenge desperately in the games 'Warhawk', 'Army of Two', and 'Dark Sector', they're getting TOO easy Online. Please send me a PM telling me your screen name for the PS3 network and we can play some games against each other. I AWAIT YOUR TALENT!! Could you be the one who FINALLY puts the terror that is Zerobu in his place?! Or will you fail like the rest before you...? Thank you-Dragon Legend of Drake/Zerobu

Oh and for those of you who don't know much about the Bijuu (from Naruto) Click Here to learn all about the tailed demons

Favorite Character's-

1; Zidane Tribal, from Final Fantasy 9, hes funny and a crazy kind of guy.

2; Red XIII(also called Nanaki)From Final Fantasy 7, He's a red wolf lion beast thing, what else needs to be said.

3; Archer, from Fate Stay Night, he's powerful and his personilty is pretty particular

4; Amarant Coral, from Final Fantasy 9, He's just... cool

5; Age/ Belcross, from Heroic Age, Age himself is funny, but the Beast in him; Belcross is like a GOD(their one person)

6; Jaster Rogue, from Rogue Galaxy, He's skilled and strong, he has godly power sleeping in him, and he's cool

7; Kiba Inuzuka, from Naruto, He's a dog guy, and he's awesome to watch fight

8; Dante, From Devil May Cry, he's a cool, calm, collected guy with a GREAT sarcastic sense of humor... and he LOVES PIZZA

9; Cloud Strife, from Final Fantasy 7, He's an Awesome warrior, and he's always calm and strong in his persoanlity

10; Deego, from Rogue Galaxy, he's a half Boxer(dog) half human, and HE KICKS ASS

11; Jupis Tooki Macganel, from Rogue Galaxy, He's a genius, he's funnier then all shit, and he's DAMN good with a spear

12; Yagami Light(from Death Note) and Lelouch di Britannia(from Code Geass), their both genius with powers to change the world

Favorite saying's-

'Its not the size of the dog that matters in the fight,... but the size of the fight in the dog!'

'Red sky at night, sailor's delight, red sky at morning... sailor take warning'

'The only dependable thing about the future is uncertanty'

'How do we prove we exist?... maybe we don't exist'

'To be forgotten is worse then death himself'

'When and if you fall, there is only one way to go... up'

'Curiosity may have killed the cat, but with out it there would be no knowledge'

'The brave do not fear the grave'

'Whats more stupid, this, or you for reading it?'

A line from the game Chrono Cross-

'What was the start of all this?

When did the cogs of fate begin to turn?

Perhaps it is impossible to grasp that answer now,

From deep within the flow of time...

But, for a certainty, back then,

We loved so many, yet hated so much.

We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...

Yet even then, we ran like the wind,

Whilst our laughter echoed,

Under the cerulean skies...'

Favorite quotes-

In the words of the ever wise and present Shikamaru(from Naruto)- '...troublesome.../ what a drag...'

In the words of the mad man Raiga(from Naruto)- 'LIGHTNING!!... give me my funeral!!'

In the words of the ambitious and skilled Jaster(from Rogue Galaxy)- 'I will release you... from this endless torment you must live in for ETERNITY!'

In the words of the ever hilarious Perry Cox(from Scrubs)- 'Oh nooo, here I am giving you the impression that I actually give a damn,... which is just SO WRONG!'

In the words of the god slaying mortal Kratos(from God of War 1&2)- 'A choice from the gods... is as useless as the gods themselves'

In the words of the angel of death Kuja(from Final Fantasy 9)- 'Ughh, I'm going to die anyways... I don't have to be afraid anymore, but I won't have to die alone... YOUR ALL COMING WITH ME!!...Ultima!'

In the words of the final boss Necron(from Final Fantasy 9)- 'This is not the end... ... I am eternal... ... As long as there is life and death...'

In the words of the genius Jupis Mcganel(from Rogue Galaxy)-'urgh internal politics... they never change, now or then'

In the words of the crazy genius Adam Savage(from Mythbusters) 'I reject your reality and substitute my own'

In the words of Archer(from Fate Stay Night) using one of his abilities 'Steel is my body, and fire is my blood... I have created over a thousand blades... unknown to death... nor known to life... my power can break a mountain and my sword can part the ocean!'

In the words of H.P. Lovecraft Dagon(an early 1900's author and poet) 'So now I am at the end of it all, having written a full account of the information for the contemptuous amusement of my fellow men'

In the words of the calm psycho Yoite(from Nabari no Ou) 'To be involved with someone... to live means doing something for the sake of someone else... the world's full of pain... it continues to gather together and cause more pain... despite it all, why do people still involve themselves?'

In the words of the great leader Abraham Lincoln 'Nearly all men stand adversity, if you want to test a mans character... give him power...'

Anonymous quote 'Team work is essential... it gives them other things to shoot at'

In my own words 'In this world we find the cycle of life and death as the one and only truth'

In my own words 'remember; we own our fears... they do NOT own us'

Pending Stories (ones that I've just got in my head for now)

Title: 7 Legacies of the Leaf

Category: Naruto

Pairing(s): NarutoxSakuraxIno, TentenxOC

Rating: M(for lemons, explicit violence)

Genre: Action/Adventure/Romance(in that order)

Plot summary: Naruto stumbles upon a hidden 'shrine' in the forest of Konoha. Within it lay 7 spherical crystals... when Naruto touches one it fused it's energy into him. Granting him a dark and forgotten power. Soon after showing this to his friends he learns of the seven great clans that helped build the fire country and the leaf village, along with the secret the 7 crystals were meant to protect. As word gets out of the boys discovery, seekers of the new power, flood afer them, willing to do anything to obtain even just one of the Seven Legendary Bloodlines, but none know of the horrors it will free...

Other notes: N/A

Title: The Foxes Collar(This has now been posted)

Category: Naruto

Pairing(s): NarutoxSakuraxIno (possibly other pairings)

Rating: M(for lemons, explicit violence, excessive crude humor)

Genre: Comedy/Romance/Drama/Action/Adventure(in that order)

Plot summary: In a world where Sakura and Ino never existed, one day Naruto follows what feels like a strong source of power and a strange feeling in his heart. He discovers two wounded Youko(bewitched foxes), who had been in a bloody battle with one another... Both Youko, in an effort to save their fading lives, tries to convince Naruto into making a pact with them, to gain more power and heal their wounds, with the price of becoming human along with tempting him with power, but Naruto forced them BOTH into a pact with himself... After the pacts were made, the demons became human and Naruto named them... Sakura and Ino... now Naruto is their master and he has to deal with their constant fighting and the embarrassing situations they put him into, ALL while trying to become a great ninja... who says you can't love a demon?

Other notes: This will be co-written with the author BackYard

Title: The Hearts of Love and Darkness

Category: Naruto

Pairing(s): (either Sakura or Hinata(Pending Poll))xInoxTenten

Rating: M(for lemons, explicit violence)

Genre: Drama/Romance/Action/Adventure/Tragedy(in that order)

Plot summary: An Ancient evil possessed Naruto... turning him against his friends and his home, slaughtering countless victims with his infinite potential now unleashed before vanishing from Konoha to spread chaos and darkness... when Sakura/Hinata who is driven to help him, joins Ino and Tenten as the only surviving members of the 'Rookie 9', they work as one for vengeance, and to free Naruto from his own darkness, before he permanently scars the world. They stand together, using one another for pillars of support, falling in love along the path of sorrow...

Other notes: N/A

RIDDLE!!

If you can give me the right answer I'll be amazed(not really)

'there are 2 coins, that make 30 cents, with out one of them being a nickel, how is this?'

Send me a PM(Private Message) to see if you have the right answer, I await your genius, to see if you can solve this

Here's a Link to my fictionpress profile page check out my story(ies)

I'm also a co-author to the Profile 'The Masters of Free Time' with 'BackYard' now, check my favorites list for it's link and please try the stories there

RECOMMEDNED STORIES FROM MY FRIEND AND FELLOW AUTHOR ON FANFICTION: Craine/Chris

They are of a saga of an original charactor me and Craine made up: (the O.C. is, Chain.) and his journey through out FANFICTION.COM

Chain: I AM THE TERROR, I AM THE DOMINANCE, I HAVE CONQUERED OVER 18 PLANETS IN THE SOUTHERN GALAXY ALONE, AND I AM THE SUPREME COMMANDER OF THE MIGHTY DESPERADO ARMY!!

Me: yup he's just like that, a war monger, and an insane bipolar, cleptonoid, he's hilarious in our opinion

THE CHAIN SAGA

1)Kim Possible: Scars of Tyranny- in progress (I my self could care less about this one, because its Kim possible, but if your intrested, then by all means read)

2)Final Fantasy 7: Terrible Fantasy- yet to be started

3)World of Warcraft: An Army Rises- yet to be started

4) Mortal Kombat: Chain's Armageddon- yet to be started

5)Super Smash Bro's: A Tyrant Drawn To Battle- yet to be started

6)Twisted Metal: Twisted Tyrant- yet to be started

7)Teen Titans: Double The Terror- yet to be started

8)Soul Calibur: Bloodlust For Hellfire- yet to be started

9)Disgaea: Prinny Tyrant Chain...(DOOD?!)- yet to be started

LOOK THESE STORIES UP ON THE PROFILE PAGE OF: Craine