Hey I'm Roselani. That's not really my name, but ya know. My real name is Haley, but I don't go by Haley I go by Rose. Sorry to all my fans that I haven't undated in FOREVER and I also changed my name obviously. Check out my stories on http://www.fictionpress.com/~roselautnercullen. I lvoe you guys soo much! kisses!

let's see I like tons of tv shows I'm a HUGE anime freak. some of my favs are...

Naruto (Gotta love it)

Bleach (WHOOO Ichigo)

Blood + (Saya's pretty)

Shin Chan (it's really funny)

Digimon (matt's hot)

W.I.T.C.H (I like it b/c it reminds me of a tv show I used to watch)

Family Guy (it's funny)

Futurama (I like Bender he's cool)

Full Metal (Ed's Sooo Hot)

Case Closed (Jimmie's hot)

YuYu Hakusho (I love Hieie)

Love Hina

Ah! Oh My Godess

Nanaho A

Full Moon

Hamtaro

Inuyasha

One Piece

and many more just can't think of them at this moment

Do not think I'm going to pair Kagome up with Bankotsu, Sesshomaru, InuYasha, Kouga or any other hot guy because I HATE her. That's saying sometihng becuase I don't like the word hate, but there is no other way to describe the burning sensation inside me that wishes she were real so I could break every single bone in her body! GRRRRRR!

It's like:

Me: (reading an InuYasha manga) KAGOME! DIE! (beats Twin (Tatjana) with the manga) DIE KAGOME DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE KAGOME DIE! pants

Twin: Rose! Rose! She's dead okay! (rubbing her arm and leg that is facing Rose)

Me: (raises an eye brown then narrows her eyes to slits) Are you sure?

Twin: Positive! (still rubbing her arm and leg)

Me: Promise? (holds up pinky)

Twin: Promise (hooks pinky around Rose's and they both kiss thier own fist)

Me: Ok (slowly goes back to normal, grabs book and goes back to reading)

Twin: (slowly inches away from Rose until she is on the other side of the world)

Me: (pops up behind her with flames behind me and fire in my eyes) DIE KAGOME DIE! DIE! DIE! (keeps screaming die Kagome and beating Twin with it until she gets tired and Twin is unconscious) Well, I feel better. How about you? looks at Twin

Twin: @_@ (unconscious)

Me: Ooops (smirks and pulls out a giant stick and pokes Twin with it)

Twin: @_@

Me: (keeps poking her with the stick)

Twin: (gets up and grabs the stick then growls and chases me around the world trying to beat me with the stick)

Me: (screaming and running) No Twin! stop! stop! I'll be good! I'm sorry!

((No harm was done to me or Twin durring the making of this skit. Unless you count me tripping over ym own feet, busting my head open, breaking my arm, and leg and ahving to go into surgery an accedent. JK! Twin sin't really my twin, but we are so much alike we should be twins. Yes just like Shaunee and Erin in the Marked series))

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school.

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry"

2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, paste this in your profile:

My name is May

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is May

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that idiotic Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (they did in the 80's)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're one of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: -I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile!