I am a wannabe Browncoat and a Jacobite.

"I will smack you, okay, I will smack you like a bad, bad donkey!!"

-Pepe the Prawn

And, if you like my stories, you'll like my friend Sile Crowley's Star Wars universe fic, Legacy of Paneau

Canon characters only appear from time to time. Her original creations carry the story and do a fantastic job.

"I have a large forehead...it attracts sunlight... " -Erin, the Queen of Retcon

"Stay cool, mah babies!"

-Conan O'Brien

"Love doesn't make things nice, it ruins everything, it breaks your heart. Love makes things a mess and we aren't here to make things perfect. The snowflakes are perfect, the stars are perfect-NOT US! We're here to ruin ourselves and to break our hearts and love the wrong people, then die-THE STORYBOOKS are bullshit! Now, would you come upstairs with me and, and GET IN MY BED!"

-Ronny Cammareri

"Heh..your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn, it stops, when you tell it to stop, it turns, you ask it take out the garbage, it watches re-runs of Firefly."

--Jack Hodgins to Zach

"The fish is RAW, you stupid donkeys!!" -Chef Gordon Ramsay, my other secret boyfriend

"Technically, you can't have the babies of a fictional character..." -"Sile Crowley", owner of Prince Koril Rys'tihn, an original SW fic character that I had wicked plans for. However, as of March 2008, my heart belongs only to Horatio Sheridan, LoP bad guy and gentleman of fortune. heh.

Sile: "Well, there are four Sceptre Guards right now, and they protect the Royal Family."

Verity: "There are only four of them... that's not much of a secret service."

Sile: "They're very elite!!"

Can't stop the signal. =)