Hello everyone who is reading this! My name is Zac, you may know me as... well, Zac! Some General info? Well, for starters I'm 14, about 5'6", Brown hair, glasses, and uhh... yeah... Anyway, some may know already that I like to put big death scenes, either for myself, or someone else, but mainly for myself, in my Fan Fics. Hmmm... yeah, well here is a list of my friends.

Skie (Skie-Chan)- A good friend of mine. We do almost everything together.

Olivia (Ia)- A friend who gets angry at me all the time.

Cheyenne (Chuck Tyler)- one of my closest friends, who wants to take over the world.

Sam (...Sam)- A good friend, whom I've shared laughs with.

Carl (idiot)- Wierd, Stupid, but can be nice to have around.

Josh- Not a friend, he's my brother... honestly, why am I putting him on this list? I hate him.

Javen- My closest friend, I've known him since I was 1 year old.

Cameron- wanted to be on the list. Now he is. Quit whining ya pansy.

Random info about myself:

1. Fav color: Steel blue

2.Fav food: Jumbalaya

3.Fav activity: Writing, or imaginamatating... yeah

4.Fav. band: System of a Down

5.Fav. song: Chop suey

... I can't think of many more good questions...

Random Quotes:

"Nothing worth having in life comes easy, so get off your keester and do the work." -Bob Kelso

"You know how the old saying goes, you are what you eat, and clearly you went out and devoured some huge fat guy." -Percival Cox

"If you are not to be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, then do things worth the writing or write things worth the reading."

-Benajmin Franklin

"A club without a direction is just misguided stick" -Ninja

"The gun pointed at the head of the universe." -Me

"Fourth floor, tools, guns, and keys to super weapons." -Halo

"Your ass, my size 24 hoof." -Halo

"Wrong, what would be the purpose of finding the chest if we don't have the key? Even if we were to find said chest, which we don't have, it would be pointless to have unless we have the key, therefore giving us the ever so needed ability to unlock said chest." -Jack Sparrow

"My devil danced with his demon and the fiddlers song is far from over."- Me (Lie)

"I went through my life in the darkness. Over the years my eyes adjusted so I could see, but then he turned on the light and flooded my head with memories, now I'm blind."-Me also (Lied again)

"If you fail to plan, then you plan to fail" -Command and Conquer

"Us as pirates aren't exactly imaginatively creative when it comes to naming things." "How so?" "Well, I once sailed with a geezer who lost both his arms and part of his eye." "Well, what'd you call him?" "...Larry"-conversation between cap'n Jack and Gibbs

"People seem more concerned with the luck of the early bird, but not the bad luck of the early worm..." -anon.

This is a song-

I am the great mighty poo

and I'm going to throw my shit at you

A huge supply of tish comes from my chocolate starfish

How about some scat you little twat

Do you really think you'll survive in here

You don't seem to know which creek your in

Sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through my rear

How'd you think I'd keep lovely grin Ting Have some more caviar

Now I'm really getting rather mad

your like a niggly-tickly-shitty little tag nut

once I've knocked you out with all my bab

I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt

"Your butt?"

"My butt!"

"Your butt?!"

"My butt!"

"Eww.."

"My butt!"

"Eww!"

"MY BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTT!!!!"

That is the song of The Great Mighty Poo...

MY FANFICTIONS GREATLY OVERPOWER ALL OTHERS!!!!! MWA HA HHA HA HA!