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About the Author:

What is up. This is EternalFlare. I am the Flare that burns for all of Eternity, which is an oxymoron. Laugh. LAUGH DAMN YOU.

I love laffing at things and I love people laffing at things I've did. Me talks in Engrish often times, for zero reason other then that I take pleasure on it. I write The Nameless Parody series about Silent Hill (though I might branch off someday) and some other fanafections for this site. It's nonsense jarble that has been arranged to be like a story. So, if you like randomnessisity and Silent Hill, it's a perfect match.

I also wrote some other stoffs for Silent Hill that I hate. Like The Red Angel. And The Holy Mother. And The Siege of Grandville. Makes me wonder why I even posted those things. Guess I was just eager to jump into FanFicting. So that is why I don't give anyone I know links to this page -- if they read the Parody (thumbs up) they might read The Red Angel (thumbs down). 11 year-olds have shit for writing talent. Mostly. Genuinely. Verily. Some sixteen year olds have shit for writing talent. Some forty-year-olds have shit for writing talent. Lol. I'll stop now. Not because I have to, but because I want to.

Why are you still here? Go away. Go read something that I've written and give it a bad review so I can make fun of it on me Paradox. Or write me a good review and I'll mention it within mon Parody. Or write me something constructive that falls into either category and I'll talk about it with you like a normal person. Well, don't bother reading my early works, because I don't care about those. Those are shit. Avoid at all costs.

About Me As a Person and Not As An Artist Or Something To That Effect:

Sex: At this rate, never.

Gender: Male.

Name: Yeah...

Age: It changes everyday.

Ethnicity: I'm white with, like, Native American, and, like German, and Irish, and lots of stuff. Why do you care?

Things you must read if you want to be cool: House of Leaves (cool until it ruins books for you), Gravity's Rainbow (if you want your brain to attack you).

Things you must listen to if you want to be cool: "Lady Writer" by Dire Straits -- just a kick ass song with kick ass guitar ; "The End" by the Doors -- an eleven-minute behemoth that invokes a strangely calm, apocalyptic sensation in myself . . . as for you, well, I can only assume; "Light My Fire" by the Doors -- I like the organ. Sue me ; "Subdivisions" by Rush -- Rush is awesome and so is this song ; "Debaser" by the Pixies -- an example that being weird and being awesome go hand-in-hand ; "Hunger Strike" by Temple of the Dog -- just a beautiful song for a grunge band. Yeah I said "beautiful" . . . sue me again.

Current Favourite Video Game: Silent Hill 4; Current Favourite Video Game Music: "The Extreme", the music that plays during the final final final boss fight in Final Fantasy VIII. Seriously. Opens nice and sweet, and then bam, it gets a little faster, until you get into the hypnotic chorus. I think it's probably the best final boss theme I've ever heard. Yes, better than "A One Winged Angel". When playing the game, I always time that part to start right as Squall uses Renzokuken. If he uses Lion Heart, then BOOYAKA.

Favorite Sayings:

"Booyaka!" -- Selphie Tilmett (sic). Actually, almost every line this girl says. She's priceless.

"What the hell?" -- Henry Townshend

Hobbies: Reading ; Writing ; Gaming ; Writing ; Gaming

Favorite Color: Blue or Green. Or Purple. It's seriously a toss-up between them.

About the Writing(s):

I tend to avoid poetry and write prose, though I have no problem with poems and I indeed like to brainstorm them while I have nothing to do and am away from home. Besides, when you work with the Silent Hill series, you pretty much have to know how to write some poetry. After all, what's a good Silent Hill game without the mind-bending irrelevant riddle?

More into comedic writing than I used to, but I can still craft a horror story if I bring my mind to it. I may yet write a third and final Silent Hill story in my faux "series". We'll see how it goes.

Current favourite work (by me): Silent Hill: The Nameless Parody 2

Current favourite work (by someone else): well, everything on my favourites are amazing, but the top three are Silent Hill 4: Introspection (D. Natali), Silent Hill 2: Letter From Silent Heaven (Ryan M. Usher),and silent hill 2: this room sucks (Darkcomet)

--EternalFlare