CCHHEEEESSEE!!

Hello, What is Ur Name..don't tell...um...BOB!!
yea...me right!!
GOOD PEOPLE OF EARTH...DON'T WORRY I HAVE COME 2 SAVE U...-Bam--got him in the head with a ball-...NEVERMIND!!
And yes, i do have the IQ of a...OOOO, SHINY!!

I GOT A BUDDY ON FANFICTION...HER NAME IS 'Queen Cleopatra 2' or 'tiggerrocks'...go NOW, vist HER!! i CoManD U!!

HEY U, YEA U WITH THE FACE!

i guess that since u r looking at my page u want 2 no somethings about me and my stories, well here it is!!
hey y'all thankz 4 looking at my page, read my fanfiction, and review them!! u better have!! I am a SERVE Zexion&Riku luver!! Zexion Rules de Schools!

U r staring at a SERVE kingdom Hearts fan...go run and hide now!!

I go by the names Rin o Anaya! call me as u please! I was commonly known as S.S.M.together !

Even when u can’t see him God is there! If u believe in God, c&p 2 ur profile.(WOOT!) I am a PROUD CHIRSTAIN!! and if u want 2 learn about God, Jesus, or the Bible...plz just PM and ask...that 1 little PM might change ur life 4ever!

My PrO. Rockz ur freakin' knee high socz off...and so READ IT!!

what sites i am on:

Gaiaonline.com- Anaya_of_Wolves, Fox_Fire_Dance
Stardoll.com- lorinallison1
Clubpenguin.com- Rose2g
Zwinky- anayahighsoko
Cartoondollemporium.com- Anaya_of_Wolves
The-n.com- anayawolf
Youtube.com- ScoobyDoo5in1

also...i made some gaia avis. in the forms of some of my fanfic. OC's...so yeah...check it out to see maybe what they look like...but they are excat, but close enough!http://www.gaiaonline.com/journal/?mode=view&post_id=27661781

OMG...I LUV THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!! YES, I LUV THEM!! I JUST GOT BACK N2 AN OLD HABIT!! I LUV THEM...AND SO DOES MY CUZS...OR THEY DID!! I

WELL...some things i think about...mostly TMNT!! ok...the birth order of the turtles...ok...every1 knows leo is the oldest and mikey is the youngest...but who is in the middle...ok...i think this is how it goes...Leo, Raph, Donni, and Mikey! y? because raph is closer 2 leo and donnie has that child side like miky...and that is NOT pairing them 2gether...ewww...i hate that! i really don't like yuri, yaoi, or incest! ewww...anywho...OH...1 more thing...u no wat would have made an AWESOME...tmnt movie or seasons...if they became human! wouldn't that b awesome...u no it is awesome!

RAPHEAL 4EVER!!

LITTLE THING ABOUT MOI!!

1.)I am not normal girl!
2.)i don't want 2 grow uP!
3.)u tell me 2 grow up...i WILL slap u!
4.)u call me emo or goth...and u will regret that!
5.)i have thought the sand was TASTEY...then i DiDn'T thinK thAt lAteR
6.)flamers hate i...YODA!!
7.)calling me random will get u 10 BONUS POINTS
8.)and u guess it...BLAH!!
9.)I HISS...at u!
10.)i WANT/LUV DaRk BlUe hair!
11.)i WANT/LUV HaZeL eyes!
12.)i should B working ON my FANFICS., but I ain't!

I hoped u learned something 2DAY!!

here are my favs.!!

Some things -coughrandomcough- I like(ain't in no order)
CATS, SlEePiNg, TigerS, WoLVes, CoOL WeatheR, Saying "PEACE OUT GIRL SCOUT!", Cheese, Cheese Pizza, Tennis, Chess...hahahahah NOT!!, Fireworks, Red&Black...call me goth 1 more time, COKE, MOUTAIN DEW, M.D CODE RED, Sarcasm (..genuis), my babies...my jeans...duh, S-U-G-A-R...SUGAR!, STAYING UP TILL THE FREAKIN' WEE HOURS OF THE MORNING ON THE COMPUTER, KingDom HeArts Baby!!, nice REVIEWS!!, Also saying "wholly cow, it's...", sWiMMing...just keep swimming...just keep swimmin, PoCkeY..WHERE?!, My Best Buddies...that if they vanished i would die!!, talkin' like a southern...wait..I AM 1...HAHAHAHAHA!!, SAYING 'BLAH' IS WAT I DO BABY BOO!

Fav. People: GOD, JESUS, Riku, Zexion, Pete Wentz, Criss Angel!!
Animals: Scooby Doo, All Big Cats, Wolves, Dragons, Phoenixs, Hippocampos, Griffens, Foxes, Pandas, Ravens, Otters, Penguins, thunderbirds, and Polar Bears!!
TV. Shows: Mind Freak(Criss Angel rocks ur soxs off), Naruto, Inu Yasha, Bleach, Law and Order CI and SVU, CSI Las Vegas!!
Fav. Video games: Kingdom Hearts; Pokemon Leaf Green, Fire Red, Ruby, Saphire, Emerld, Diamond, and Pearl; Guitar Hero 2 and 3!
Fav. Web sites: GAIAONLINE.COM, FanFiction.net(of course), Stardoll.com(my account is lorinallison1(and that is not my name it is my cuzs and don't ask y it is that)), TokyoPop.com!
Fav. Anime: Inu Yasha, Bleach, Naruto, Death Note, Sailor Moon, Mermaid Melody, Tokyo Mew Mew
Fav. Singers/Bands: Utada Hikaru!! Linkin Park, Spur 58, Building 429, Relient K, Simple Plan, Evanescense, Fall Out Boy, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and All American Rejets!!

Things, Stuff, People...blah, I don't like:

Fakers, Poser, fake ugly tans, people who critize and flame...just get a life people!, English..i mean the launage and grammar!, MaTh, PimpleS...y did God make them!, Stereotypes..we ain't all the same people!!, Getting up early in the freakin' moring...like at 6-8...rawr!!, MosquitO bItEs, Being wrong...i am not!...u R!, Being ridiculed..hey no1 laugh!!, Thinking too much...brain hurts!

Quotes:
Optimus Prime-"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings."
Optimus Prime-"One shall stand, One shall fall."
Sideswipe-"I don't break rules, I just bend them - a lot."
Jazz-"Do it with style or don't bother doing it."
WheelJack-"Never do what your enemy expects you to do."
Acree-"Looks are always deceiving."
"It's the Mortal Cup, Jace. Not the MORTAL TOILET BOWL!"-Isabella, City of Bones (the Mortal Instruments)
-Slaps- Jace:"What the H was that for?!" Clary:"The other 10 percent."-City of Bones
Clary:"What are you doing in here?" Jace:"'Here' as in your bedroom, or 'here' as in the great, spiritual question of our purpose on this planet?"-City of Bones
Clary Fray defines eBay:"A mythical place of great magical power."-City of Bones
"Magic is a dark and elemenal force. Not just a lot of crystalballs and talking goldfish."-Jace, City of Bones
"Well, you'll have to wait till tomorrow. I'm out of commission. Look, Jammies."-Jace, City of Bones
Luke:"Jesus!" Simon"Actually, no it's me. Although I'm been told the resemblance is startling!"-City of Bones
"Shut it will ya"-Inu Yasha.
"It's a Leaporadon, Charlie!" "A magical Leaporadon." (Charlie the Unicorn)
"Sit boy!" (Kagome from Inuyasha)
Got it memorized? (Axel from KH)
Run, Run Away-Demyx(from KH)
"A password?...(5 minutes later)...oh u mean a code!"-King (Slow) Mickey(from KH)
"Fear me, I am the box ghost!"-Danny Phatom
"Everybody lies!"-House
"Follow the spiders...y couldn't have been follow the butterflies!"-Ron from Harry Potter and the COS
"Ok, I'm gonna sing the Doom song now. Doom doom doom doo doo doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doo doo doom doom doom doo doom doom doo doom doo doo doom..."~Gir, Invader Zim
"I gettin' nothin' for Christmas, Mommy and Daddy are mad, I gettin' nothin' for Christmas, Cause I ain't been nothin' but Bad!"-a singing Christmas Squirrel
"The only bill you don't have to pay is Atention!"-Fuzzy, a DJ
YOUR A GIRL?! - Sora, Kingdom Hearts
"My peanut!" -Jack Sparrow, POTC 3
"Why is the rum always gone..." (stumbles) "...Oh, that's why." Jack Sparrow, POTC 2
"This is the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow." -POTC 1 (It's kind of obvious who the quoter is...)
"I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!" -Jack Sparrow, POTC 2
"NOBODY MOVE! Dropped me brain..." -Hallucinated fishy Jack Sparrow, POTC 3
"Love, that is a dinghy. My vessel is magnificent, and fierce, and huge-ish, and... gone... why is it gone?!" -Jack Sparrow, POTC 3
"Shoo." -Jack Sparrow (to a rock), POTC 3
"Oi! My pistol!" -Jack Sparrow, POTC 3
"Now we're being followed by rocks... never heard that one before." -Jack Sparrow, POTC 3
"We must fight... to run away." -Jack Sparrow, POTC 3
"You may kill me but you may never insult me! Who am I?" (Beckett gets confused) "I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!" -POTC 3, (Quoter is Jack, duh!)
"Bugger, bugger, bugger, BUGGER!" -Jack Sparrow, POTC 2
"If you were waiting for the opportune moment... that was it." -Jack Sparrow, POTC 1
"Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for. Because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly…stupid." -Jack Sparrow, POTC 1
"A wedding?! I love weddings! Drinks all around!" -Jack Sparrow, POTC 1
"Stop blowing holes in my ship!" -Jack Sparrow, POTC 1
"You're really weird." -Willy Wonka, Charlie and Chocolate Factory (New one)
"Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies." -Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (New one)
"Good morning, starshine! The earth says 'hello'!" -Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (New one)
"I've tried it on like twenty Oompa-Loompas and each one ended up as a blueberry. It's just weird!" -Willy Wonka (after Violet turns to a giant blueberry), Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
"It's a big blue-ish green man... with a strange-looking goatee... I'm guessing that's significant." (Hugs said statue) -Riley Poole, National Treasue
"Look...stairs." -Riley Poole (crying in a good way), National Treasure
"When are we gonna get there? I'm hungry. This car smells weird." -Riley Poole, National Treasure
"There's my tax dollars at work coming to arrest me." -Riley Poole, National Treasure: Book of Secrets
"Do us a favor... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid." Jack Sparrow, POTC: Curse of the Black Pearl
"I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."Ron Weasly, Harry Potter four: Goblet of Fire

qoutes from me and my friends:
"Shoo...go away!"- me swating an invisible bug on arm
"Asia, what the -bleep- r we on?!"- me "I dont no!"-Asia
"When happiness is gone, find chocolate!"- my sis.
"Wholly cow, my cookie tastes like cookie dough!"- my sis.
"Who says u can't get drunk off of apple juice!"- my sis.
"I GOT HIGH OFF OF SHARPIES!"- me
"Dang roaches"-my friend Magg. and then she hits Amb. and hides her food
"Oh guess what...i forgot now!"-me
"why do u look sad and down?"-me "Cause i got to look up 2 u!"-Meg. my friend being a doughhead.
"Flying Animal Cracker Jutsu!"-my made up jutsu (WOOT GO ME!)
"How do u out swim a gator?" "How?" "Swim faster than the guy next 2 u!"-my mom told me that one!
"Don't ask stupid and obvious questions or u get stupid and obvious answers!"-from me being really bored
"Smile, it makes people wonder what u been up 2!"-my mom
"We have met the krazy and random people, and they say 'Hi'!"-me and Amb.

You know if you are a BIG Transformer fan (or TransFan) if you:

1.) Find yourself calling every semi that you see (regardless the color) 'OPTIMUS PRIME'!!
2.) You find yourself repeating slang terms from Transformes! (slag, frag, glitch...etc.)
3.) When you hear a word remotely similar to an Autobot or Decpticon name...you yell the name out! (bee...'BUMBLEBEE'!)
4.) You can name all the Autobots and/or Decpticons!
5.) Quotes from any continutiy are used in your daily life! ('Son of a Retro-Rat'!)
6.) Your dream car happens to be an alt-mode of a Transformer!
7.) Drawing and/or writing fanfictions of Transformers takes up 60 percent of your daily activities!
8.) You dream about Transformers five days in a row!
9.) All your daydreams relate to Transformers one way or another!
10.) You are afraid of everything police car you see because of Barricade, then realize that it could Prowl, and you try to chase after it, screaming 'Prowl!'
11.) And finally, you get into an arguement with your best friend since grade school because she is a Decpticon and/or Autobot and you are an Autobot and/or Decpticon!

Jesus Luvs Everyone(S.S.M.together) made up stuff!!
ME MADE THEM UP...NOT U!!
but...u es aloud 2 copy them...

If u bought kingdom hearts and could not pronounce the names of Sora, Kairi, or Riku, c&p this!

If u thought it was fun to have a pinecone war and then regret thinking of it later, c&p this!

If u ever wonder how Demyx got in2 the Org. 13, copy and paste this into ur profile!!

If some1 has told u 'Grow Up!' and u then yelled 'NNOO!!' really loud in their face, c+p this!

If you know that Barney is evil and should die, copy and paste this on ur page!!

If you have ever played a game of tic-tac-toe with yourself and lost, copy and paste this!!

If you have ever notice that Rock Lee and Gai-sensei look excatly alike, copy and paste this!!

If u know that it does not take 30 SECONDS TO MARS but that it is a name of a band, c&p this!!

If you think those kids should stop chasing Lucky and go buy their own LUCKY CHARMS, c&p this!!

If u have ever hit ur toe on the couch, cussed out serval words, and then call the couch stupid, copy and paste this!

If u ever drawn an emu and then said to ur friends "Look, i drew an emo!" copy and paste this!

If u ever thought, after storm, that the ground was flat & hard, but then u step n it and u r up to ur knees n mud, c&p this!(and this did happen to me & it took 2 ppl 2 get me out!)

If u just hit ur head on a random book, waited five second, and then ask "why did i hit myself?", copy and paste this!

If u think that wearing animal fur is just wrong...and the only thing that God put animals on the earth 4 was 4 food and 2 b respected...c&p this!

If u ever looked at the wall 4 a very long time...then saw words appear on the wall...c&p this!

If u ever admit doing the Darth Vadar 'breathing' thing, C&P this!

PUT THIS ON UR PRO. IF U THINK THAT 'THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS' SERIES SHOULD BE MADE N2 MOVIES!!

put this on ur pro. if u want a arrogant, charming, and twisted shadowhunter instead of a vampire!!

If u support Jace Wayland and his sarcastic rule of the world, copy and paste this!

I scream, You scream, We all scream for STARSCREAM!!

People listed below are the people I am a beta reader for:
(if you wish, I could beta read anything you need...just PM me first.)

Smile Life Away

You Know You're From Louisiana If...

you think that crawfish is a direct gift from the Good Lord to us.

you save newspapers, not for recycling but for tablecloths at crawfishboils

You can properly pronounce Lafayette, Bossier, Natchitoches, Opelousas, Shongaloo, Pontchartrain, Ouachita, and you know that New Orleans doesn't have a long "e" sound anywhere in it.

you have ever had a crawfish boil, fish fry, etc outside during a hurricane warning.

you cringe every time you hear an actor with a Southern or Cajun accent in a "New Orleans-based" movie or TV show.

someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.

a Mercedes Benz isn't a status symbol. A Chevy Silverado Extended Bed Crew Cab Truck is

you know everything goes better with Tony's or Tabasco.

You are 100 Louisianan if you have ever had this conversation:
"You wanna coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr Pepper."

all the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, insect, or mammal.

the local newspaper covers national and international news on one page, but requires six pages for local gossip and sports.

you know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas.

you know whether another Louisianian is from New Orleans, North Louisiana, or South Louisiana as soon as they open their mouth.

you describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good gumbo weather.

fried catfish is the other white meat.

you reinforce your attic to store Mardi Gras beads.

your ancestors are buried above the ground.

you sit down to eat boiled crawfish and your host says, "Don't eat the dead ones," and you know what he means.

you don't learn until high school that Mardi Gras is not a national holiday.

you believe that purple, green, and gold look good together.- you will even eat things those colors.

your last name isn't pronounced the way it's spelled.

you know what a nutria is but you still pick it to represent your baseball team.

no matter where else you go in the world, you are always disappointed in the food.

your town is low on the education chart, high on the obesity chart and you don't care because you're No. 1 on the party chart.

your Santa Claus rides an alligator and your favorite Saint is a football player.

you know what it means for food to come 'dressed'.

Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite past-time known as "goin wal-martin" or off to "Wally World."

You have flood insurance.

If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites.

A tractor is NOT an all-terrain vehicle. They do get stuck.

“Onced” and “twiced” are words.

It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy.

“Fixinto” is one word.

You install security lights on your house and garage, but leave the place unlocked.

You carry jumper cables in your car . . . for your OWN car.

You know what "cow tipping" is.

You only own four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco.

A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop . . . it's a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor. "What kinda coke you want?"

You think the first day of deer season is a national holiday.

You find 100 degrees F "a little warm."

You didnt know what "counties" were until you moved but you knew what "parishes" were.

if you mama ever said, "Imma slap the day-lights outcha.

If you or someone has ever muttered the phase, "Can I axe you somethin"

If u never say take, always bring
"can ya bring this over to the neighbor's house?"
"yeah. do ya want me to bring in back after?"

You eat sno-balls instead of throwing them.

Your grandparents are called "Maw Maw" and "Paw Paw."

You push little old ladies out of the way to catch Mardi Gras throws.

You measure distance in minutes.

You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

“Jeet?” is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?

You like your rice and politics dirty.

...and it's not go, it's GEAUX!

here are some random stuff...

No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can! C&p this into ur profile if u want 2 join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now!"

95 of the kids out there r concerned with being popular and fitting in. If u're part of the 5 who rn't, c&p and add ur name: S.S.M. Together, AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, GaurdianChocobo, Ninja-fox-chan

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if some1 called them a freak. If u're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was ur first clue?", c&p and add ur name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, Emeraldman, ShadedHope, Orgaization of 13 Ninjas, Kaiora, HeartFlare05, RoxRox, Forgotten in Darkness, Jesus Luvs Everyone

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If u're 1 of the 2 who hasn't, c&p this!

92 of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool 2 breathe anymore. c&p if u're part of the 8 that would b laughing ur butt off.

Studies show 92 of teenagers have moved 2 rap. The 8 that stayed with rock, c&p this!

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Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If u could read that put it in your profile

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing u could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m U m( was ur hero
and 'D a D' was the boy u were gonna marry?
when ur W0RST ENEMiES were ur siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all u wanted 2 do
WAS GROW UP?
Put This In Ur Profile If U're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old U R Now

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If u care about it, c&p it to ur profile.
My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way 2 treat people. 2 prove that we r all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold ur hand up 2 a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up 2. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when u get right down to it. If u are against racism, c&p

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses r geese, then y rn't two moose meese, or when 2 foots r feet, why rn't 2 footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If u're random and proud of it, c&p this!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when u start dancing in Walmart to its chessy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at ur own jokes. Crazy is when u stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks u what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when u have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when ur favorite song comes on. Crazy is when u do or say a completely random thing, like "Do u ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with urself. Crazy is when u type up all ur favorite sayings, print them off and tape them 2 ur wall, just 4 something 2 do. Crazy is when u memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto(or almost, at least). Crazy is when u fill up the tab seperators in ur binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing u can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when u can open up a Naruto manga and no exactly which part u're at by reading 1 bubble. Crazy is when u laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when u have OGD(Obsessive Gaara Disorder). Crazy is when u crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when u forget what u're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when u take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. If u're crazy, c&p and add something crazy u've done!

If u have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell&hit ur head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than u were before, c&p and add ur name: S.S.M.together, SlightlyBroken, Katerina, Gaara ish my sexeh beast, SlytherinXprincessX16, XxSandVillageGirlxX

If u've been on the computer 4 hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, c&p, and add ur name: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, xnarutoxrocksx,SakuraUchiha101, SakuraHarunoKinomoto, Storm Midnight, S.S.M.together

If u think flamers should get a life and find a story they do like, c&p and add ur name:kenshinroks2111, kingdomheartslovah, Unown To You, Oathkeepera, Kaiora, FallenAngel Kit, S.S.M.together

If you know you can fly, no matter what the laws of physics state, copy and paste this to your profile then add your name to the list: Wind Crystal, ChrisGrey, MewMewFerret, MewBleuberri, ANProductions, ANMProductions, Jesus Luvs Everyone

If you think Jeff Dunham is hysterical, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you like fire and fireworks and explosions and things that go boom, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think the Coa-Coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have music in your soul, copy this into your profile.

If u think Org. XII is the best bad guys and girl EVER, c&p this into ur profile!

If u're in LOVE with a Org. 13 person, c&p this into ur profile!!(Zexion RULES)

If u r aware that so many people nowadays pretend 2 b someone they're not, c&p into ur pro.

If at 1 time u misspelled o 4got how 2 spell a word less than 4 letters, c&p this onto ur pro.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If u sigh at the fact that cause ur profile is so long there is little chance some1 would actually take the time and read it, c&p this onto ur pro.

If you belive PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy and paste this into ur profile!

If u ever hear voices inside ur head, copy and paste this into ur profile!

If u know the voices are real, copy and paste this into ur profile!

If u sometimes-coughalwayscough-talk 2 urself, copy and paste this into ur profile!

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever wondered why you exist and/or why your name is what it is then c& p this to your profile

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

If some people see you as dark and other see you as bright copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been called emo before copy and paste this into your profile.

If u hate girly-girls or people who think that they r everything, c&p this into your profile.

If you have ever been called a baka before copy and paste this into your profile.

If u have ever shouted out the first thing that comes 2 mind, and then gotten glared at, c&p 2 ur pro.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If u have ever said something that has nothing 2 do with the current conversation, c&p this into ur profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal, copy this in your profile!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If u ever forgotten what u were talking about in a conversation c&p this into ur profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.

If u know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into ur profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If u took the time to read all of these (and u usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you just hate flamers period, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a clutz like me, copy and past this into your profile.

If you think KH is the best game EVER, copy and past this onto your file.

If u think that all problems can be solved with a flamethrower, copy and paste this into ur profile

If u have ever zoned out 4 more than 5 consecutive minutes, copy this into ur profile. (Every day.)

If you have your own little world, c&p this into ur profile.(Of course I do!...Doesn't everyone?)

if you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are one of the very few who hate country music, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

What I wish I’ve known sooner: C&p this 2 ur profile and add something 2 the list!

· Living might mean taking chances, but they're worth taking.
· Don't show off driving, if you want to race go to Indianapolis.
· Excuses never please anyone but the person giving them.
· Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.
· There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
· Don't let what others think decide who you are.
· Stand up for what is right, even if you are standing alone.
· You can know someone better in a moment of honesty than you ever can in a lifetime of lies.
· Don't let your life wait for other people.
· Dropping a cellular phone in a bathtub full of water kinda will kill the phone.
· Your mother will find out if you dye your hair purple.
· Don't ever fall in love with someone more than 1,000 miles away, it usually doesn't work.
· If it hurts, DON'T DO IT AGAIN!!
· If u fall on ur friends rollerblades and end up with a huge scar on ur leg from falling, don't use the same friends rollerblades again when u have brand new pants on!
· What does not kill you will ultimately make you stronger.
· Speaking in public gets easier with practice.
· Don't do cheers off a diving board.
· Ten years from now or sometimes even next year) what we freak out about or r embarrassed by won't matter.
· Zits always pop up when you really can't afford for them to pop up.
· When in doubt, duck. When certain don't bother, cuz you're already screwed.
· If ur teacher tells u to quit talking after a test or he'll give u a zero for the test grade, he means it. Really.
· Sometimes smart people can do very, very stupid things.
· Nothing is ever too good to be true.
· Instead of waiting for life to get better, do something about it.
· U REALLY should do what needs 2 b done NOW, and not later. Procrastination is the easiest way, but not the most profitable.
· If your intuition is telling you not to do something, then don't. Your intuition is not stupid!!
· If he doesn't respect you, he's not worth any of your time.
· Sticking things up your nose isn't the smartest idea in the world!
· You can't light fireworks in the basement and not get caught.
· Hair is flammable. VERY flammable.
· Never ever trust your friend with a scissors against your hair.
· White cats/dogs don't mix with black clothes.
· Someday you will look back on this and it will all seem funny.
· You never know when you're making a memory.
· If you can laugh at yourself, you are going to be fine.
· If you allow others to laugh with you, you'll be GREAT!
· Kissing is the most fun thing. Dancing is almost as fun.
· Chose your friends carefully, you are what they are.
· There r 2 kinds of people in this world...those that play hopscotch and sing in the shower, and those that lie alone at night with tears in their eyes. Everyone has a choice as 2 which we want 2 b...and everyone is a little of both.
· Milk crates make boring pets.
· Never pierce your belly button in the dark...or with a safety pin.
· Never, ever, EVER let someone of the opposite sex make you compromise your standards. Never.
· Truly anything is possible when you follow your heart. The sky is no longer the limit.
· God doesn't make junk.
· Mistakes...we all make them. Sometimes if we're lucky, an eraser will do the trick, we can rub it across the page, wipe away the dust, and all that's left of our careless mess is a hardly noticeable smudge. But some mistakes can't b erased, no matter how old or young we r.
· When u're 14 and don't even have ur temps don't try driving...especially when all ur friends r around watching.
· Dance like no one is watching.
· Write like no one is gonna read your words.
· BE YOURSELF. It's hard to be someone else anyway.
· Don't say something you wouldn't want your parents, God, or your crush to hear.
· Even b4 u say sry(volunteer or otherwise), think about how u would feel in their shoes. THEN u can properly say sry
· Never jump over a hurdle without experience or supervision, It hurts! - Mist Lionshade
· If u yell at ur older(male) sibling , but u don’t physically fight with him, u're scared of him. If he yells at u, but doesn't physically fight with u, he is a wimp and u have the right 2 call him a girl. - Light Mischief
· Kicking a jerk in the Achilles tendon will make them shut up. -Assassination-By-Rin
· Flushing toilet paper down the toilet while it's still attached 2 the roll is a good way 2 relieve stress. But it may clog the toilet. -Assassination-By-Rin
· Fire crakers r not fun 2 watch, when they r blowing up under ur chair!-S.S.M.together, that really did happen 2 me and it hurt!
· Never amit that u have a problem, cause sometimes ur friends like u the way u r, krazy and random!-S.S.M.together

EVER WONDER where we are headed...?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline: 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why 'abbreviated' is such a long word?

Why Doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why you have to click on 'Start' to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a 'Broker'?

Why there isn't mouse flavoured cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a 'new & improved' flavour?

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why they call the airport 'the terminal' if flying is so safe?

Why do etty, bitty, little paper cuts hurt so FREAKIN' much?

If they put warning labels on everything, why don't they put warning labels on warning labels?

AND...
In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Myer hairdryer:
'Do not use while sleeping'.
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
'Directions: Use like regular soap'.
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
'Serving suggestion: Defrost'.
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert
(printed on bottom):
'Do not turn upside down'.
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
'Product will be hot after heating'.
(And you thought??...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
'Do not iron clothes on body'.
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication'.
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
'Warning: May cause drowsiness'.
(And...I'm taking this because??)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
'For indoor or outdoor use only'.
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
'Not to be used for the other use'.
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts:
'Warning: contains nuts'.
(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
'Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts'.
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

I don't blame the company, I blame the parents for this one:
On a child's superman costume:
'Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly'.

On a Swedish chainsaw:
'Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals'.
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a hairdryer:
'Do not use near water.'
(Wait...does that include ur hair...)

Oh if you look on nair hair removale, It says as directions... read Warnings
before use. And on Warnings somewhere it says... Read directions before use or
something like that.(made up by anna547)

my fanfiction that i have written or am writing:

Keyana-(i am working on it!!slowly)It is about Ryan, aka Keyana, and her 2 best friends Amber, aka. Ambrelya, and Laura, aka. Laratia. She is an angel and so is her sister and they must fight Ansem and Keyana must get her angel charms 2 get her wings back. Ansem, with Akeko and Anniton, r collecting angel bracelets. They must hurry or the angels will fall. And what is up with Riku and y does Keyana see him with wings? Read and find out!(ON-HOLD)
THE LAST DARK ANGEL-(answer the poll at the end of it...ok!!) It is about Desiree and she goes and lives with her aunt on Destiny Islands. Then this strange man comes and tries to kill her. With the help of her friends and her aunt can she beat him or not?(ON-HOLD)
Behind Riku's Eyes-(complete)
TMNG-(in progress) It is about 4 girls, sisters. They each have personalities that r different from 1 another! they r trained as ninjas to avenge their parents death. they meet some ppl at shool and find out their new friends might no who or what caused their parents death. The ninja turtles r turned n2 humans and go 2 school by the request of a loud-mouth bro. of their own. When they get there...they make new friends...but will these friends lead them 2 an enemy that they thought was dead?!
Why Him-(completed)
Nightmare-(complete) A young girl from Remy's(Gambit's) past is starting to become his future when he recieves a mysterious message. Who is this 'Shadow' and why does someone from the girl's own past have to do with her and Remy?
The Prank-(completed)
Talent Show-(completed)
Karaoke Night-(in progress) Karaoke Night at the Ark could prove to be good or bad? Mechs singing...what is this world coming to?
Why Wait-(completed)
Meet My Brother-(continueing only with ideas) random one-shots about the twins post-ROTF. First, Sunny comes. Then, everything goes to the Pit when the Twin Terror join up.
Spiderwebs-(completed)

my main chaters for my stories:

1.)KEYANA:
(the definitions r made up)

name:Ryan or Keyana
name means: keyana-light dark
age:15
brothers or sisters: twin-Diaey
hair: dark brown that comes to mid-back
eyes: dark brown
other face and body features: tanish white
height: 5'10 tall 4 her age
birhtday: February 13th
likes: swimming, playing videogames, biking, adventures, watching rain fall, just walking around
hates: preepy people, snakes, spiders, getting up early in the mornings, getting rained on
fav. food: fried rice and stir frie
least fav. food: mushrooms, spinach
love interest: Riku
protective of: Hoshitoka, Diaey, her family and friends, her silver angel necklace
weapon: Tiger Eye's and SolLun(later on in the story), her angel powers
extra info: tomboyish and gurlie(but not so much), can get ticked easily
fav. colors: red and black
classify in reality: punk
song: Passion-Utada Hikaru

name: Diaey
name means: dark light
brothers or sisters: twin-Keyana
hair: black and to mid-back like Keyana's
eyes: dark hazel amost looks black
other face and body features: pale white
height: 5'10 same as Keyana
birthday: January 1st(feb. 13th)(Keyana and Diaey r twins, but Diaey moved her b-day on the first of jan.)
likes: drawing, fighting, walking to the rain, sleeping
hates: a lot, like: getting up early in the mornings, being pampered
fav. food: meat
least fav. food: mushrooms
love interest: --
protective of: her sister and family, her new friends, her black angel necklace
weapon: wolf powers, angel powers, LuSon sword
extra info.: extremly tomboyish
fav. colors: navy blue, black, onyx
classify in reality: emo/goth
song: Your Star-Evanscence

name: Amber or Ambrelya
name means: pink weilder
age: 15
brothers or sisters: none
hair: light brown with blonde highlights; goes to mid-back
eyes: blue
other face and body featuers: tanish white
height: 5'8
birthday: Dec. 9
likes: dancing, singing, annoying the heck out of people, being random
hates: mean people, spiders, snakes, being serious, not random
fav. food: ice cream, chocolate, SUGAR
least fav. food: vegs., mushrooms, clams
love interest: --
protective of: her friends
extra info: random, hyper, loves pink things, LUV INU YASHA
fav. color: pink and bright colors
classify in reality: preepy
song: Girlfriend-Arivl Lavigne

name: Laura or Laratia
names means: silent girl
age: 15
brothers or sisters: none
hair: black hair to mid-back
eyes: green
other face and body features: tan
height: 5'7
birthday: Feb. 19
likes: reading, drawing, singing, preforming, dancing
hates: a lot of noise, loud noise
fav. food: all
least fav. food: clams
love interest: none
protective of: her friends
weapon: Latane
extra info.: quite sometimes, very smart
fav. colors: purple
classfiy in reality: neutral
song: Breakaway-Kelly Clarkson

name: Hoshitoka
name means: light guard
age: 14
brothers or sisters: twin-Akeko
hair: silverish, whitish blonde(like namine's); goes down her back and reaches just before her waist line
eyes: sky blue(like namine's)
other face and body features: pale white and looks like namine but a little taller
height: 5'7
birthday: May 22
likes: drawing, reading, singing, dancing
hates: mean people, sadness
fav. food: ice cream, sweets
least fav. food: nasty food
love interest: none
protective of: Keyana, her family and friends
weapon: none, her magic
extra info.: happy, a healer, a witch
fav. colors: pink, yellow, sky blue, and all bright and pastel colors
classify in reality: preepish
song: Wake Up-Hilary Duff

name: Utoeke
name means: soul warrior
age: 18
brothers or sisters: none
hair: maroun moehawk
eyes: maroun
other face and body features: earring in right ear
height: 6'3 tall
birthday: August 1st
likes: fighting
hates: nothing
fav. food: anything
least fav. food: nothing
love interest: none
protective of: Keyana, his friends
weapon: Gukey
extra info.: mysterious
fav. color: maroun
classify in reality: slightly goth
song: Me against the World-Simple Plan

name: Sckkena
name means: little one
age: 10
brothers or sisters: none
hair: black and reaches her ankles
eyes: bright green; when mad black
other face and body features: pale white
height: 4'7
birthday: June 3
likes: drawing, reading, writing, poems, working
hates: nothig
fav. food: anything
least fav. food: nothing
love interest: none
protective of: her friends
weapon: Suekeyta
extra info.: nice, rarely gets mad
fav. colors: all bright colors
classify in reality: preppish
song: My Happy Ending-Arvil Lavine

name: Keiko
name means: wolf princess
age: 14
brothers or sisters: none
hair: dark brown and to her mid-thighs
eyes: dark brown
other face and body features: tan
height: 5'0
birthday: June 2
likes: drawing, writing, peomes, fightin, walking around, working
hates: mean people, disorder
fav. food: all
least fav. food: mushrooms
love interest: none
protective of: her friends
weapon: White Fang
extra info.: happy
fav. colors: navy blue and silver
classify in reality: preepish
song: Lessons Learned-Carrie Underwood

2.)THE LAST DARK ANGEL:

name: Desiree
age: 15
brothers or sisters: Ghislain, sister; Claire, aunt; Sabin, brother-in-law
hair: black to mid-back with red highlights
eyes: hazel
other face and body features: glasses, three holes of earrings in each ear
height: 5'9
birthday: Feb. 13th
likes: books, drawing, walking around, watching the rain, poetry
hates: preepies, disorder
fav. food: pizza, stir frie, and fried rice
least fav. food: mushrooms, spinach, garlic, clams
love interest: Riku
protective of: her family and friends
weapon: her silver bow and black sword
extra info.: strong and fiece, happy one minute fighting another, strong sense of justice
fav. colors: red and black
classify in reality: punk
song: Behing These Hazel Eyes-Kelly Clarkson

A WEBSITE U SHOULD JOIN!!

I no this AWESOME WEBSITE U SHOULD JOIN!! it is called Gaiaonline.com!! it is super awesome!! u have an avi and u dress it up and play games!! Now there is zOMG!! which is REALLY fun!! please join!! and my accounts r

Anaya_of_Wolves
and
Fox_Fire_Dance

so join!! be cool...join GAIAONLINE!!

1 last thing, it'd b real nice if u'd review; especially if u're going 2 add 1 of my stories to ur farorites list.

PEACE OUT GIRL SCOUT
May your day be blessed by God and Jesus, our Lord and Savior!
"I soloumly swear, that I am up 2 no good!"-H.P
~Used wand and dissapears~