I'm not going to bore you with the details of my life and my personality. Rather i will just say this: I am a beggining author and am trying my hardest to get better. So if your going to flame me then whatever. Have fun with that because i stopped caring a while ago. My grammar sucks and my spelling isn't to far behind, but what i suck at; i more than make up with imagination. I am getting beta-readers for my stories so don't freak. :) I will read any story if requested or if i just get bored and need to read something. SO yes that's really all I have to say. Happy readings

Stories I am Working on

These are the stories that i am writing for my own lesuer but have not decided on posting them.

History Lesson Xiaolin: (Though I already have something like this posted, this one is different) In this story I will take you back in time, 1500 years ago to be exact. There you will get to know the young xiaolin dragons that where the first to ever face the Heylin. You will see how Hannibal Roy became a bean. I will show you where the Heylin originated, and who the leader of this evil group is. You will learn what happened to Dashi, why Gaun is still alive, and why Wuya is evil. I will add an Oc (Wuya's sister), and of course a new world where Wuya would have come from. (I almost forgot to mention that Wuya will have a different name in my story. She renamed her self after turning evil) If you like what your hearing then let me know. It may give my the will to write faster, if I know that i have people waiting for this story. (Or if you read my original story that is almost the same as this, and like that one better, then let me know. Maybe i will just continue that one)

Strangers : This will be a fanfiction based on the Motal Instuments. (If you haven't read it yet, i reccomend doing that now) Jace had explained to Clarry, about the deamons and the other worlds they had not seen. It was none of their concern, they were nephilium protecting our world from deamons; and occasionally the unruley Vampires or Werewolves. But when four teenagers escape into their world asking for help, suddenly everything changes. Clarry, Alec, Jace, and Isabella are sudenly thrusted to the center of a new fight. Unsure of whether these four strangers are lieing or not, they take caution. But when one of their powers is revealed it becomes a race against time to try and help them to keep their world from being sucked dry. With the possibility of that power being used for some old circle members, their task becomes more difficult.

Stories I am Working on...But I have posted already

The Far Side: After Cyclonia crumbled MAster Cylonis ran to The Far Side. A new world she unlocked, under her Grandmother's wishes. With the Storm Hawks tailing her, they meet new friends, and ruin one girls dreams. But who woud have thought that one girl could bring them so close to Master Cyclonis' plan, or that she would be the main detail?

Sam's Gift: (No exactly how far i'm planning on going with this idea) A That 70's Show fic. After Sam left Hyde, she took a piece of him with her. A piece of him that mixed with her DNA. A piece of him the was living inside of her. She was going to give birth to their child. But she couldn't hurt him anymore than she had already. So she kept it a secret. He didn't know and she liked it that way. Follow Sam as she walks a thin line of lies that seem too threaten to break on her at anymoment. With a rebelious sixteen year old on her hands, a man who believes himself to be the father of her child, the true father oblivious to this whole thing, and a month to live. Sam has to try and right the wrongs she done in her life. Starting with lie number one: Who's Your Daddy?

Clique: All that Glitters is not Platinum: With the clique heading to high school, things seem to be looking up for Massie Block. Her friends may have come and gone, but through the experience she realized who her true friends are. Not just that, but it's a great time to start making a new clique. With Claire flanked by her side, they both recieve a letter in black, with shiny platinum letters. An invitation to join in the competition to join Hallendale High's best kept secret. The Platinum Crew. Armed with forty credit cards divided between the eight of them, they rule the school. Their one rule : The Uniquer you are, the cooler you'll be. But with all of her ex-friends, Massie has alot more to worry about. Suddenly which Chanel skirt should she wear is no longer important anymore. Nothing's Inn forever, is Massie finally out?

Beverly Hills Stole my Soul: Skye Madelyn Kirk has chased the spotlight for as long as she can remeber. Her mother was a B-list Model, her brother was one, and so was she. Until the agency decided she wasn't what they wanted anymore. She is determined to be back in, and she will stop at nothing to reach the top. But one mistake has her packing her bags to live in Tulsa, Oklahoma with her brother and his seven-teen year old wife. Can Tulsa change her, or is she destined to ruin her own life?and the life of others?

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This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane haput this d gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

If someone put a gun to your head, asked if you believed in God, and told you they would shoot you if you said yes, would you say yes? If you would, copy this into your profile.

Stupid boys...

There was once a girl named Ashley who
had a
boyfriend
named
Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school.
The
three most
popular
girls were
Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack
thought of
Ashley as
OKAY,
but
he REALLy
liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also.
Well of
course
she
did, everyone
did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Courtney tried to
steal
Jack away
everytime she had a chance to. One day,
Courtney asked
Jack
if
he wanted
to
go to the movies. Ashley heard
everything...what
movie
theatre
and what
time.

Ashley approached the movies that night
and
followed Jack
and
Courtney.
Ashley sat right behind them. she
watched them
get close
to
each
other and
kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it
on in the
theatre.
Courtney
told jack "Do you want to come to my
place and
skip this
boring
movie?" He
replied "hell yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's
window.
Jack and
her
were

messing
around and Ashley watched the whole
thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't
there. For
the next
few
days Ashley
wasn't there. A week later her mother
found her in
her
closet
dead... she
commited suicide because she had loved
Jack so
much.
Next
to
ashley's dead
body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I
watched you
at the
movie
and at
Courtney's house and I will continue to
watch you.
I never
thought you
would
do something like this to me. I really
loved you
jack. I
died
for you just
like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley

Please foward this or Ashley will
haunt
you and try
to kill you because she wants everyone to
know
about
Courtney.

Thank you.

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance pollicy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to potrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class skyclad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! )

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

Best Friends vs. Friends

Friend: calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom.
Friend: has never seen you cry Best Friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on
Friend: comes and visits you in jail
Best Friend: is sitting with you in the jail cell saying
"holy crap that was fun"
Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: opens the fridge and makes themself at home
Friend: picks you up when you fall
Best Friend: laughs at you and trips you again
Friend: asks you to write down your number.
Best friend: they ask you for their number (cuz they can't
remember it)
Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff
Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best friend: could write a biography on your life story
Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend: will always go with you