If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
Hello friends and fans alike my name's Axel Cratos, got it memorized? Now some of you might be going "Why the hell did you name yourself Axel Cratos?", well I have chose this name for two reasons. 1) Axel was originally going to be my first name and wish it was (It's a nod to my Dad). 2) Cratos is just a cool add-on. I am a Christian, and in my personal opinion and several of my friend’s, I am a very creative writer with a knack for fight scenes, character personality and long involved plot lines. Though I do add my own touch of reality to my writing; I try to keep it inside the universe of the genre so it makes sense to those who are already familiar with it.
This is the part where I would go on to tell more about myself, but in light of recent events and lack public majority interest in my fics, I will be discontinuing any and all stories I have going. I just don't have the drive or the time to write them anymore. I will be writing them from time to time, but don't expect any serious improvement. Sorry, but that's the way it's got to be.
Even so I would love to hear what others have to think of my work, especially if you have any ideas/suggestions for me that I can use. So review, please. I'd greatly appreciate it.
Background: Greek, German, French, Italian, Native American (very little), American
Birthday: October 19th
Fav. Movies: (There were FAR to many on here, so I narrowed it down)
Stealth
Luther
Passion of the Christ
Flags of our Fathers
Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Alien Quadrilogy
Matrix Trilogy
Kingdom of Heaven
Behind Enemy Lines
Chronicles of Narnia
Star Wars Six..ilogy?
Unbreakable
Signs
Iron Man
The Incredible Hulk
T.V. Shows:
Teen Titans
Eureka 7
Beast Wars (10yrs old and it still rocks)
Dragon Ball Z
Navy Seals Untold Stories
Invader Zim
20th Century Battlefields
Combat Zone
Future Weapons
Family Guy
Robot Chicken
The Cosby Show
News Radio (doubt anyone has ever heard of this show)
Ed Edd n' Eddy
Star Trek Deep Space Nine and Voyager
Avatar The Last Airbender (it's like TT, it's got action and humor)
Darth Marenghi's Dark Place
FLCL (pronounced Fooly Cooly)
Red VS Blue
The Critic
The Incredible Hulk (The Original TV Series)
Games:
Kingdom Hearts Series
Mass Effect
Half-Life Series
DBZ Series
Halo Series
SOCOM Series
Ace Combat Series
Burnout Series
Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter Series
Company of Heroes Series
KOTOR Series
Star Wars Battlefront Series
Jedi Knight Series
Command and Conquer Series
Jak and Daxter Series
Sonic Series
Act of War: Direct Action
Call of Duty Series
Metroid Series
Aliens VS Predator Series
World in Conflict
Battlefield: Bad Company
Fav Books/Authors:
My Reformation Study Bible
(Form of Godliness, Ice) Shane Johnson
(Hangman's Curse, Nightmare Acadamy) Frank Peretti
(Red Storm Rising, Hunt for Red October) Tom Clancy
(Republic Commando series) Karen Traviss
(Halo Series) Eric Nylund
(Act of War) Dale Brown
(Harry Potter, DUH!) JK Rowling
(All of his books) Daniel Pinkwater
Bands: (Bands with only a few song I like will be bold. I hate Country and Rap, sorry just...no...no. Rap is Crap without the 'C')
Skillet (all-time favorite)
Blindside (second all-time favorite)
Demon Hunter (third all-time favorite and best heavy metal band EVER)
Red (fourth all-time favorite, almost better than Blindside but only 1 album puts them at 4th)
Kutless (fifth all-time favorite, need I say anything more)
As I Lay Dying (sixth...you get it. best metalcore)
Thousand Foot Krutch
Pillar
P.O.D./Payable on Death
Family Force 5
Becoming the Archetype (The Guitar in "One Man Parade" is EPIC!)
Breaking Benjamin
Marty O' Donnell
Falling Up
ApologetiX
3 Doors Down
Project 86 (so unusual vocals and guitar...all I can say is awesomeness)
Black Mages
Cold
Crossfade
Manafest (alright ALRIGHT!, this is the only rapper who I'll even admit to partially liking. Just his song "Impossible")
Top Ten Favorite Songs: The Songs on this list are judged by the style the music, message, and overall great feeling I get from listening to them.
1) "Live Free or Let Me Die" by Skillet
2) "Break Me Down" by Red
3) "About a Burning Fire" by Blindside
4) "Through the Black" by Demon Hunter
5) "Caught A Glimpse" by Blindside
6) "Breathe Into Me" by Red
7) "Within Destruction" by As I Lay Dying
8) "Let Go" by Red
9) "Let You In" by Kutless (absolute favorite Kutless song)
10) "Faith, Love, and Happiness" or "Bounce" by Thousand Foot Krutch (its a tie)
Sports:
Golf
Track
Swimming
Forensics/Debate (yes, this is public speaking. And I'm a natural at it.)
Current Series:
Terraformer Tribulations: TT:HA TT:DS TT:ROTR TT? (Discontinued)
Heart of Darkness: KH:DD 1-3 (Discontinued)
Fragmented Persona: P3:FOTS P3:FOTM
Current Stories:
Teen Titans: Hidden Agenda (Complete; 5617 total hits)
Teen Titans: Deathstroke (Discontinued; 1113+ hits)
Kingdom Hearts: Demon of Darkness (Discontinued, please pardon the poor grammer quality, it was my very first FanFic that I began writing six years ago.)
Ace Combat: Wings of War (Discontinued)
Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 3: Fragments of the Soul (Complete, a story my friend is doing; 93+ hits)
Current One Shots:
Negotiations
The Ark, The Lord and the Cyborg
Recommended Authors:
M.C. Castle, Remix17, quardian-diamond, lOsTinURmEMoRIEs, Saharas, Seraphear-1, Splint
Created Characters:
Kingdom Hearts: Demon of Darkness Series
Mian: My very first OC and one of my favorites. He is main character of Kingdom Hearts: Demon of Darkness. Through the years since I graduated from Middle School Mian has undergone various transformations. From a 24yr old bounty hunter, to an assassin out to steal the Keyblade, and finally to the 14yr old teenager he is today. I won't spoil anymore because I haven't gotten that far (or even close) in my story.
Azrael: The bringer of darkness whose sole purpose is to destroy the keyblade master (KH:DD)
Teen Titans: Terraformer Tribulations Series
Terran: The main character of the Terraformer Tribulations Series and has become my favorite O.C. He first popped into my head around 2003 when I first started watching the show and since then he hasn't changed that much, only his attitude towards his twin sister, Terra. Unlike her, he combines both martial arts and his earth powers to fight, making him a deadly opponent. Unless someone stops him, he will hardly think twice about killing or torturing his foes. He isn't evil, but has a lot of anger bottled up inside him, making him very self-serving, vindictive, and unsocial person. Nevertheless as the series goes on he changes for the better. Origin: Since Terra is my fav. TT character and has one of the most flexible powers, I wanted to create someone related to her and thus Terran was born. Self-Appointed Theme Song(s) in order that they fit best: "I Never Wanted" by As I Lay Dying "Let Go" by Red, or "Until the End" by Breaking Benjamin.
Razgriz: (the name belongs to the Ace Combat series): Two beings wrapped into one. One a Destroyer, the other a Savior (TT:HA & TT:D). Her origin story can be found in Teen Titans: Deathstroke Chapter 12 The Fallen. Origin: idea for an X-men character, but used the name from Ace Combat 5; inspiration to go through with this character came from quardian-diamond. Self-Appointed Theme Song: "I Am You" by Demon Hunter.
Legion: A common man possesed by hundreds of demons from hell sent to ravage the earth (TT:HA) Origin: Bible Mark 5:1
John "Powerhouse": An Australin man who posseses incredible powers but must wear a robotic suit to keep himself from harming others (TT:HA) Origin: designed by a good friend of mine. Self-Appointed Theme Song: "Energy" by Skillet.
Achilles: Alien powerhouse who seeks to conquer all life like his Greek counter part centuries ago (TT:HA) Origin: I love Greek Mythology, which is where the name comes from, and his build came from the character Broly from the Dragon Ball Z series.
Top Ten Favorite Heroes
1) Bibleman (BM)
2) Batman (Batman)
3) Sora (KH)
4) Iron Man (Iron Man)
5) Hulk (Hulk)
6) Kyle Katarn (JKDF)
7) Hulk 2099 (H2099)
8) Gordan Freeman (HL)
9) Master Chief (Halo)
10) Terra
Top Ten Favorite Villains
1) Slade (TT)
2) Kane (C&C3) (My HeroXD)
3) Megatron (BW)
4) Darth Revan (KOTOR)
5) Riku-Replica (KH:CoM)
6) Xehanort & Xemnas (They're the same person) (KH1-2)
7) Darth Sion (KOTOR2)
8) Yegor Zacharov (AOW)
9) Gabranth (FFXII)
10) Axel (KHII)
Favorite Quotes
"My life is flashing before my eyes..wait that's not my life," Whiskers 'Brandy and Mr. Whiskers'
"Keep it under a billion that's all I have..onme," Mel (John Lovitz) 'Bench Warmers'
"If you build it..nerdswill come," Mel (John Lovitz) 'Bench Warmers'
"I'm an ally to good and a nightmare to you", Goku 'DBZ'
"I got nothin,'" Me
"Quick to the Peter Copter," Peter 'Family Guy'
"To the Hindon Peter," Peter 'Family Guy'
"What it is," Brandon
"What it isn't," Me (my come back)
"Deirshkavich!" Me (no idea what it means or if it even means anything)
"I woke up one morning and I looked down and my pants were gone," Justin 'history class' (how he said it was funny)
"You make funny faces and it makes me smile," Stewie 'Family Guy'
"DELICIOUS WEANIES!" Weanie stand guy 'Invader Zim' (me and my best friend yell this at random intervals for no apparent reason)
"This verse was very helpful to me in my childhood, in Matthew 28:17 where Jesus goes to the Disciple John and says: 'WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!" Me (I yell this at my friends who aren't religious while smacking them with the Bible, I do this as a joke)(the verse is fake). This did come from a show but I can't remember.
"So it was a trap"? Ravage. "Noooo really," Megatron 'Beast Wars'
"Is it a bird"? Dinobot. "Maybe a plane," Rhinox. "No it's OPTIMUS"! Rattrap 'Beast Wars'
"We're all gonna die," Rattrap 'Beast Wars'
"GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER, WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO NOW!" Hudson 'Aliens'
"Alas my children, this is the day you shall all remember as the day you almost (Giant wave splashes over him)Captain Jack Sparrow" Cap. Jack 'POC Dead Man's Chest'
"Hide the rum," Cap. Jack 'POC Dead Man's Chest'
"Why is the rum always gone (Trips as he walks from the desk)...oh that's why" Cap. Jack 'POC Dead Man's Chest'
"Ya gotta dig deep inside yourself (I walk away)...wait where are you going?" Dad. "To get a new shovel," Me
"Good guys wear black," Me
"...and all that magic yadayada (does a weird hand motion)" Me (inside joke between me and Redneckwriter1616 (we go to school together)
"I don't swim in your toilet, so please don't wizz in my home," Fish 'Camp Lazlo'
"I put the fires out," Zim. "You made them worse," Red Tallest "Worse or Better," Zim 'Invader Zim'
"Oh didn't I..didn't I..didn't I?" Sunny 'Class of 3000'
"Well butter my sides and call me a biscuit (slaps knee and jumps to the ground)...looks like someones managed to duplicate my duplication powers," Billy Numerous 'Teen Titans'
"This motorbike was originally half off, but with my five finger discount it is FREE!" Private Hive 'Teen Titans'
"Impressive..unless of course you were aiming for me (Drops broken Bo staff)," Slade 'Teen Titans'
"You might be able to stop time, birthday girl.. but you can't stop me," Slade 'Teen Titans'
"Oh, and happy birthday," Slade 'Teen Titans'
"Its been a long time, hasn't it Titans..a month..a year..a millenium..far to long for my tastes anyway (looks towards the Titans) I was beginning to think I'd never see your smiling faces again," Slade 'Teen Titans'
"'Whoa' that's it, no clever comment..I was looking forward to that," Slade 'Teen Titans'
"(Points to the mark on his forehead) You want to know about this, don't you? How many sleepless nights have you spent trying to unravel its secrets? Well, let me help you out: it's called the Mark of Scath, and it's about to become very popular," Slade 'Teen Titans'
"Don't get up..I'll let myself out," Slade 'Teen Titans'
"Actually, Terra... (Throws a device with his insignia on it at the ceiling, where it sticks and starts to beep and flash red) I've got you. (Device explodes in a mighty blast of rocks, caving them in together)," Slade 'Teen Titans'
"I have a message for you," Slade 'Teen Titans'
"(Looks at his flaming hands with glee) Ever have one of those days where you just feel happy to be alive," Slade 'Teen Titans'
"(Mark on the forehead appears) That's precious Robin..but I didn't come back (and his eye narrows as if in a smile) for you" Slade 'Teen Titans'
"Now Terra..how can you lose something you never had?" Slade 'Teen Titans'
"There is only one way to get annoying songs out of your head..think of a disney song, works everytime (usually 'it's a small world' works best)" Me
"Umm is it supposed to be stupid (looks at Grr whose running around in circles)" Zim. "Its not stupid, its advance" Purple Tallest. "Oh! ingenius it fooled even me" Zim 'Invader Zim'
"I've got to stop his..his..his things he do," Dib 'Invader Zim'
"Barnacles, I hate the pill," Mr. Krabs 'Spongebob'
"We make war so that we may live in peace," Aristotle
"OH GREAT, we do yourdirty work and we end up smelling worse than a wet Hiphog in a warm barn (smells himself and whispers to Jak), this could have a serious impact on the 'lady factor'," Daxter 'Jak 2'
"Jak..next time you invite me to one of your litte parties, DON'T!" Daxter 'Jak X'
"HEY, they've got pants!" Daxter 'Jak 3'
"Hate to burst your bathtime bubbles buddy but that ain't just mud down there," Daxter 'Jak 2'
"It must be nice to fly away while we DIE DOWN HERE!" Daxter 'Jak 2'
"That's studio debating 101 baby..OH YEAH you just got schooled" G.T. Blitz. "Birds do not school, they flock so..FLOCK OFF (camera censores Pecker's hand while G.T. Blitz gives the cue to cut the feed)," Pecker 'Jak X'
"(Static over the screen, then Kane appears) Commander..this is not your precious Blue Zone..this is NOD territory..allow my forces to send you back..in a bodybag (Static again and the transmission ends)," Kane 'C&C3'
"Over the hill to the Govenor's mansion! (Horse doesn't budge). I said 'Over the hill to the Govenor's mansion'! (Horse still doesn't budge, he rolls his eyes and repeats it in spanish and the horse bolts off over the hill). We have got to work on your english," Zorro 'The Legend of Zorro'
“There…better?” Spongebob. “BETTER, I WAS FINE UNTIL YOU LAUNCHED THAT BALLISTIC JUNKFOOD INTO MY WINDPIPE!” Squidward 'Spongebob Squarepants'
"This world has been connected. Tied to the darkness. Soon to be completely eclisped. There is so very much to learn. You understand so little. A meaningless effort. One who knows nothing can understand..nothing," Ansem (Xehanort) 'Kingdom Hearts'
"Whoa, whoa hold on there fuzz boy," Hades 'Kindom Hearts'
"Uh guys..Olympus is..that way" Hades 'Hercules'
"I have just eighteen hours left to pull this plan off before it all goes to smoke and YOU ARE WEARING HIS MERCHANDISE (Hades bursts into flames and is about to strike Pain when he hears slurping, they turn to Panic who is finishing his extra large Hercules drink)!" Hades. "Heh heh..thirsty?" Panic. "ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Hades (the entire mountain side bursts into flames and shakes the monument Hercules is building a few miles away) 'Hercules'
"I bought a car..turned out to be an alien robot..who knew?" Sam Whitwicky 'Transformers'
"I threw the stuffed snake at you because I liked you" Cliff. "Cliff, you could have thrown flowers" Claire. "But then you'd be afraid of gardens," Cliff (Bill Cosby) 'The Cosby Show'
"Well my little nutmeg, there's just one tinsy winsy itty bitty detail you forgot..I OWN YOU!" Hades 'Hercules'
"We'll be basing our assaults from our new command post (frowns)...yes I know...Canada...more cows here than people" General 'Red Alert 2'
"Comrades..your country is faces its darkest hour. The enemy gathers at the gates. They come with their tanks and their bombs under a web of lies..and your President: Petrenko bows down before them. BUT WILL WE LET THEM INVADE OUR MOTHERLAND! (cheers from the crowd). Come, brothers and sisters..show your fellow countrymen what it means to be a true patriot, drive back the imperialists to the ocean and show them..WE WILL NOT ALLOW THEM TO TRAMPLE OVER OUR MOTHERLAND (cheers from the crowd and Moscow begins its blackouts)!quot; Russian 11th Corp Commander 'Act of War: Direct Action'
"Ugh..Next time something goes down into a sewer, I say we just let it go," Cyborg 'Teen Titans'
"(Turns and finds Batman has left him alone in mid-sentence) One of these days I'm gonna nail his feet to the floor" Commisionar Gordan 'Batman'
"More powerful than a locomotive..and just as sutile," Joker 'The Batman and Superman Movie: World's Finest
"I don't understand..I had it all planned sooo perfectly..oh wait (snaps his fingers) that's it..quot; Joker "What?" Superman "Silly me..I forgot the acid! (squirts a stream of acid onto Superman from his flower)" Joker 'The Batman and Superman Movie: World's Finest
"It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived," General George S. Patton
"I have only just begun to fight," John Paul Jones
"I never made but one prayer to God, a short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it," Voltaire
"YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME!" Jazz. "No..I want two ! (rips Jazz in half)," Megatron 'Transformers'
"If I knew how much walking I'd do I'd have joined da Navy," German rifle squad 'Company of Heroes'
"When in doubt..burn 'em out," American engineer squad 'Company of Heroes'
"WATCH OUT FOR THE BUMP!" Soviet Suicide Car 'C&C Red Alert 2'
"HEY, HEY watch the apulstry," GLA Battle Bus 'C&C Generals Zero Hour'
"Nothin' here but us trees," Allied Mirage Tank 'C&C Red Alert 2'
"Hope the maids are cute," GDI Commando 'C&C3 Tiberium Wars'
"One shall stand..one shall fall," Optimus Prime 'Transformers The Game/Movie'
"YOU FACISTS CAME ALL THE WAY HERE JUST TO DIE!" Soviet solider 'Call of Duty 2'
"(Presses trigger and a five story building garrisoned by Nazis is blown to bits) Thatis how Soviets negotiate with facists," Soviet Commander 'Call of Duty 2'
"Good, now we can settle this!" Sora. "What a shame, and here I thought we could be friends," Xemnas 'Kingdom Hearts 2'
"The Keyblade, a truly marvelous weapon..were it only in more..capable hands (chuckles from the rest of the Organization)" Xemnas 'Kingdom Hearts 2'
"I AM THE LORD OF THE DEAD!" Hades. "Heh, no wonder no one wants to die," Auron 'Kingdom Hearts 2'
"Like I said: 'details' who needs 'em," Hades 'Kingdom Hearts 2'
"Wow I..can't believe it, it's like I'm really back in the 60's Joe" Jimmy James. (Matthew turns around and points out the door) "OH GOD LOOK, through the doorway..that's Vietnam" Matthew. (sounds of helicoptors, gunshots and jungle animals echo through the room and Jimmy takes on a horrified look) "JOOEEE, MATTHEW'S MAKING ME SEE VIETNAM IN THE FOYER!" Jimmy James. "WHAT? Dude Vietnam is not in the foyer" Joe (sound of more gunshots). "I just calls 'em like I seez 'em" Matthew. "Ok James listen to me: Vietnam is not in the foyer" Joe. "Well..what is it then?" Jimmy James. "Uh..it's some kind of a magical candy land (luluby begins to play) with mountains made of gumdrops" Joe (goofy smile spreads across Jimmy James' face). "Thanks Joe!" Jimmy James "No problem" Joe 'News Radio'
"VENESSA I'M COMING UP THERE, AND IT'S NOT BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!" Cliff 'The Cosby Show'
"Son..THAT'S THE DUMBEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE, NO WONDER YOU GET Ds IN EVERYTHING!" Cliff 'The Cosby Show'
"WE ALL GO HOME OR NOBODY GOES HOME!" Sgt. Slaughter 'GI Joe the Movie'
"What are the terrorist doing? Is there anything fair about what they're doing to operate, no. So we're going to find them, hunt them down and we're going to kill them. And we're supposed to do it fair, it doesn't make any sense to me. Fighting fair, no you don't fight your enemy fair. Was 9/11 fair to those people, or the country as a whole? Fighting fairly! Common it's a new world we're living in and we have to root these guys up by being one step ahead of them. It will work, not sitting around a table and talking. (Name not available) SEAL Operator
"To say that we act like a terrorist is not correct what so ever. We act better than the terrorist, we are trained better, we are better as a person, we fight for a good cause: fighting for truth" (Name not available) SEAL Operator
"Looks like Barbossa's really gone to town with the..uh..town" Capt. Jack Sparrow 'Kingdom Hearts 2'
"Those who have long enjoyed such privileges as we enjoy forget in time that men have died to win them," Franklin D. Roosevelt
"HEY FRICK, HITLER PLAYS WITH DOLLS!" U.S. Solider 'Call of Duty 2'
"Oh noyoudidn'tnoyoudidn'tnoyoudidn'tit, that is it sonny you have called down the thunder and left me no choice, but to start baaddd mouthin' your momma," Grandmama 'Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy'
"Evil thy name is contact," Me
"Ok, before we go any further I'm going to lay down a few rules alright. Ok. Commandment #1: Shut the hell up. Commandment #2: There is nothing I can do about the sun. Commandment #3: There are no more jollyranchers, there'll all gone. Finally Commandment #4: When we pass a billboard please don't read it outloud. Ok common let's go" Moses Griffen 'Family Guy'
"God's last name isn't Damnit," Label on a hat
"Robin, if you've stopped me, then why am I still here," Slade 'Teen Titans'
"Who would be so cruel as to break apart such a beautiful relationship..IIIII WOULLLDDDD!" Plankton 'Spongebob Squarepants'
"I'm a man wearing spandex, does it look like I'm kidding?" Bibleman 'Conquering the Wrath of Rage'
"MAN, JESUS MUST LOVVVEEE YOU. THAT WAS SOME CRAZY STUFF RIGHT THERE, HELL I KNOW JESUS LOVES YOU!" Construction Worker 'The Island'
"To all your sons, daughters, husbands and fathers who have given their lives for the protection of our country. They are God's true angels. They are our greatest heroes, you must all stand very proud. Do not be distracted by the politicians who try to pull out our troops before we can claim victory in Iraq. Your loved ones understood that war must be won. Their lives will not have been given in vain, we will not be overtaken by evil. We must learn from the Second World War: that evil has no understanding of love and heart. We must continue to pray for a positive outcome in Iraq. May God keep us all on the course of victory. God bless us all, God bless America," Dir Jon Voight
"Why thank ye Jack," Barbossa. "Your welcome," Jack Sparrow. "No, we named the monkey 'Jack'," Barbossa 'POC Curse of the Black Pearl'
"(Looks out the window to see dozens of NS-5s hurtling at him) There is no way my luck is that bad," Detecive Spooner 'I, Robot'
"(Punches the window and attempts to toss Spooner into traffic) You are experiencing a car accident" NS-5. "(Pulls out his handgun and begins firing at it) THE HELL I AM!" Detective Spooner 'I, Robot'
"Peace through Power," Brotherhood of NOD's motto 'C&C3'
"Hmmm..what would an angry dictator say right now?" Mr. Crocker. "'I'm gonna let the fairy go'," Wanda. "NO, but good try though I respect that. He'd say: SILENCE!" Mr. Crocker 'Fairly Odd Parents'
"Life, Liberty, And The Pursuit Of All Who Threaten It," Navy Motto
"Ed..where's the key?" Edd. "I ate it (whisper to Edd)...discretely," Ed 'Ed Edd n' Eddy'
"I don't know how to say this Pat but our old pal Squidward..he's..he's..pushing up daisies (begins to sob)" Spongebob. "Oh, I thought he was dead," Patrick 'Spongebob Squarepants'
"Did no one come to save me just because they missed me? (Monkey raises his hand, Jack looks at it in disgust)" Capt. Jack Sparrow 'POC At Worlds End'
"Why should I sail with any of you, four of you have tried to kill me in the past (looks at Elizabeth)...one of you succeeded" Capt. Jack Sparrow 'POC AWE'
"Uh Oh," Pacha. "Don't tell me, we're about to go over a huge waterfall," Kuzco. "Yep," Pacha "Sharp rocks at the bottom?" Kuzco. "Most likely," Pacha. "...Bring it on," Kuzco 'Emperor's New Groove'
"The God who gave us life gave us liberty at the same time," Thomas Jefferson
"Following the light of the sun, we left the old world," Christopher Columbus
"The name's Axel, got it memorized?" Axel 'Kingdom Hearts 2' (get it? XD)
"Yeah Squidward, WOOO (jumps into the air and tries to High-five Squidward, but he glares Spongebob down)," Spongebob. "Not on your life," Squidward 'Spongebob Squarepants'
"There's an old Klingon proverb that says 'Revenge is a Dish best served cold'...its very cold..in space," Khan 'Star Trek Wrath of Khan'
"For a brick, he flew pretty good," Sergeant Johnson 'Halo 2'
"Usually the good Lord works in mysterious ways, but not today..this here is 66 tons of straight up HE spewn DIVINE intervention..if God is love, than you can call me Cupid," Sergeant Johnson 'Halo 2'
"Hoorah," Me (my catch phrase, great for any occasion)
"Eddy: if Jimmy cracked corn and no one cares than why does he still do it?" Ed 'Ed, Edd, Eddy'
"I'm Heavy Weapons Guy..and this..is my weapon," Heavy Weapons Guy 'Team Fortress 2'
"Oh my God..who touched Sasha? (a frown grows on his face)...alright...WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?" Heavy Weapons Guy 'Team Fortress 2'
"...Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, then he herded them onto a boat and then he beat the crap out of every single one," Soldier 'Team Fortress 2'
"Ok this is our final song. It's about the End of the World, and it's a love song," Ben, Lead Singer of Slingshot 57
"Ok, I'm just going to wave and pretend I know all you people," Me
"Here, let me take a picture," Me. "Why?" (Forgotten Name) :(. "Because if you steal something of mine I'll know who you are," Axel Cratos
"Victory is most delicious when seasoned with irony, is it not?" Megatron 'Beast Machines'
"I got a credit card in my back pocket," Sergeant Epps. "Which back pocket, you got like twelve!" Captain Lennox. "LEFT CHEEK, LEFT CHEEK!" Sergeant Epps 'Transformers'
"Holy Monkey's Eyebrow..." 'Opening line for the song "Downer of a Sister" by ApologetiX'
"Humorous how the ignorant believe to understand all," Me
"What it all boils down to is the integrity of the person. Will they act as a man/woman of God, or act on their own ambitions," Me
"I know where we are! We're in that place were I didn't know where we were before!" Cyborg 'Teen Titans'
"It is a nation of concious, or nothing," Balian 'Kingdom of Heaven'
"How we doin'?" Toph. "Things couldn't get much worse!" Sokka (just then a giant sea serpeant burst out of the water). "The universe just loves proven me wrong, doesn't it?" Sokka. "You make it to easy!" Toph. 'Avatar LAB'
"Thank you universe!" Sokka 'Avatar LAB'
"HEY! We're in enemy territory, those are enemy birds." Sokka 'Avatar LAB'
"It's a giant mushroom..MAYBE ITS FRIENDLY!" Sokka 'Avatar LAB'
"The only enemies you have are the ones you make," Me
"Hamilton, Kansas. Home to 200 old people, and a turkey...I hate that turkey," Me
"C-...Tr-...wait...grrrr-(glares)...whoever you are. I will remember you're name and and when I do I shall shout it upon your face...and then remember why I was talking to you in the first place...DARN IT," Me(when I forget what a friend's name is, usually when I'm aggravated at them)
(Walks over to Cassie and rests elbow on her head) "What are you doing," Cassie. "Shut up, armrests don't talk," Me
"Where's (Enter Friend's Name Here), I need to hit something," Me
"CURSE YOU MCDONALDS, CURSE YOU FOR MAKING ME LOSE WEIGHT," Me (it's true)
"What is it?" Justin. "PHLEGM!" Me (us commenting on Cassie's cabbage stew)
"Shut up or I'll kick your a(double S)," Manager. "Watch it Jonathan, with enough force my foot can - and will - fit up you're a(double S)," Me
"There are three demons in this restaurant, the Demon of the Pie Cabinet, the Demon of the Cup Holders, and... (foot hits metal door, causing one at the other end of the counter to open)...make that four. Now including the Demon of the Metal Cabinet Doors..." Bryce. "Well what's the last one," Me. "You, I've never seen someone's eyes go completely black when their mad," Bryce. "Really...(runs over to the sink mirror)Cool!" Axel Cratos
"What I think? Man that is what I know!" Cyborg 'Tianimalz's Titan Chronicles: Terra's Return'
"You think you think I know what you think you think you know, but I know what I think I know and what you think you know is something that we aren't even thinking, and is something both of us think we don't know...but we do," Me (my best quote yet)
"(retort of a sniper rifle from the TV) HOLY CRAP THAT SNIPER ALMOST HIT ME!" Michael. "(whimpers sadly as 2 Liter Coke falls from its perch on my shoulder) That's not the only thing he hit," Me
"What comes after one? (I begin to fire my grenade launcher - not a real one) TWO COMES AFTER ONE!" Me and Michael quoting 'Battlefield: Bad Company'
"Wait, if we think they're peaceful then why did we name them something evil," Michael. "Must be why they started the war," Me (while playing CO-OP in Earth Defense Force)
"Hey! Knock it off!" Beast Boy snapped in an annoyed tone. "You're crazy!" "So I've been told," Cy smirked. Tianimalz's 'The Titan Chronicles 2: Story Time'
Beast Boy snickered, "I'm the only one not wearing a dress! Oh I am going to treasure this moment," he laughed with his hand over his forehead. "I am going to treasure beating the crap out of you if you don’t shut up!" Cyborg snapped. Tianimalz's 'The Titan Chronicles 2: Story Time'
Beast Boy was just smiling and laughing though as he tried forcing Silkie to go 'onward' "Giddy up!... MUSH!... Fetch!... oh look Cyborg’s arm!" Silkie bolted. Tianimalz's 'The Titan Chronicles 2: Story Time'
"ALRIGHT! We're under attack!" Cyborg 'Teen Titans'
"Where's ma?" Kids. "She's up the wall with frostbite that's all I know. And you wouldn't believe what put her there son, it was that pair of underwear in the middle of the bedroom floor. YOU are looking at the most POWERFUL pair of underwear known to mankind. They not only defy gravity, they change temperatures...and their mine." Jeff Allen
"There they go...(long pause) again," Mitch commenting on Mine and Cassie's fighting (how he said it was hilarious).
"You...you're a megalomaniac!" Jon. "Mwahahahahaha! (darts out of the room to my evil lair)" Me.
"PHILIP!" Cosmo 'Fairly Odd Parents'
"Um, I know this isn't my style but...We just kicked Slade's butt, shouldn't we celebrate or something?" Raven. (Gets strange looks from Robin and Cyborg). "Yeah!" Beast Boy. "All you can eat..." Cyborg. "...Freeform..." Beast Boy. "Breakfast EXPLOSION!" Cy and BB. (Huge explosion of breakfast items in the background). "Sorry I asked." Raven 'Teen Titans'
"Things disappear, how am I supposed to know where they go?" Beast Boy. "Well how am I supposed to watch TV without a remote!?" Cyborg. (Raven slams book and stands up angrily) "Simple, you just get up and change the channel." Raven. (face hardens into a frown) "Don't even joke like that." Cyborg 'Teen Titans'
"Yeah, and you're motto should be 'Verba Non Acta' 'cause you never shut the hell up," Sgt. Redford 'Bad Company'
"I'll just go check for a pulse in his pockets," Pvt. Haggart 'Bad Company'
"I know what I'm doing. This is a shortcut," Pvt. Sweetwater. "(in a small winy voice) You know what you're doin', you know what you're doin'. (team drives by in a golf cart being chased by a tank) If I had a penny for every time I heard that, I wouldn't be needin' this gold!" Pvt. Haggart 'Bad Company'
"Hey look what you found. Reminds me of my first shotgun...I was the happiest 4 year old in the county," Pvt. Haggart 'Bad Company'
"No we do this one by the books, and Sweetwater...shut the hell up," Sgt. Redford. "But I didn't say anything," Pvt. Sweetwater. "You did just now," Pvt. Haggart. "That's not fair," Pvt. Sweetwater. "SHUT UP!" Sgt. Redford 'Bad Company'
"You smell very clean," Pvt. Haggart 'Bad Company'
"I hope those are our guns," Pvt. Sweetwater. "It's a beautiful sound nonetheless," Pvt. Haggart. (artillary rounds begin falling everywhere). "Oh , we're under attack," Pvt. Sweetwater. "Aw quiet Sweets, it's about time we saw some action. I mean look at the 'New Guy', he's-" Pvt. Haggart. (vehicle explodes and the screen goes black) "Oh look...'New Guy's' dead," Pvt. Haggart. "Already...darn and I was just about learn his name," Pvt. Sweetwater. "I think it was Joe...usually is," Pvt. Haggart. "He's name's Prestine, Prestine Marlow. And he ain't dead!" Sgt. Redford 'Bad Company
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