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since: 03-22-07, id: 1243684, Profile edited: 05-21-08
Author has written 6 stories for Doom, Warhammer, Command & Conquer, and X-overs.
Well, I have found myself doing more action then humourus, not that I won't do any humourus ones. I will probably now do more serious ones, mainly because it is easier, and that I never seem to get any really good ideas. I've been running slow in the comedy part, I have my first ideas, but other than that, I'm drawing a blank, so just bare with me guys, and hope you like my stories.

Name: Riley

Age: 15

gender: male

favorite quotes:

"you wanta play, hokay, we play"-scar face

"say hello to my little friend"-scar face

He blew up like a constipated wiener dog!-me

wow, that reminds me of the time I shot a duck!-me

remember, chickens will rule the world, and when they do, no more KFC-me

1 shot, 1 kill- I don't know who coined it

1 clip, 7 bad guys, I think it's a little lopsided for them eh?-me

Bada bing, bada boom-me

1 kill, 2 kills, 3 kills...-me

I like cheese!-me

good, bad, I'm the one with the gun...- army of darkness

Why play paintball when you can blow stuff up, then later, blow more stuff up!- Mechassault, me talking to a guy on live

BOOOOOOOM...wow, can I get that on tape!- Mechassault agian, me

just when you think their dead, they get back up and bite you in the ass!-me

I'm the shy guy at my school, in my grade. I'm also, what the "in crowd" likes to refer to as "the cool nerd", as in, they don't make fun of me, invite me in some stuff, and all and all leave me alone. I'm a nice enough guys, with not too many friends, good grades, and all that jazz. But most of the time what I think is funny, isn't funny by their standards, o well, what can you do?




1. Planes of Destruction » reviews
Many say that there are many planes of existance. What if this were not only true, but also possible to access these other "planes". What if we could travel to these other realms? Wouldn't it be just great to see a different you? Maybe not so much...
X-overs - Fiction Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,101 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-30-08 - Published: 5-14-08
2. Nod's Greeting Card » reviews
Nod soldiers, GDI soldiers, mutants, sides matter no more other than the one that you are conscripted for. One teenager will find this out for himself. Going from "I don't want to fight!" to "Down with GDI!"
Command & Conquer - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,705 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-6-08 - Published: 4-22-08
3. Fortune's soldier » reviews
I do not own any warhammer books, but own Dawn of war, and therefore am in the process of learning about Warhammer. I am trying to portray space marines as actual people, not the robotic honour bound machines that everyone portays them as...please R&R
Warhammer - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,459 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 5-26-07 - Published: 4-10-07
4. GTAS Guys Trying to Act Smart » reviews
three factions, three storys, hundreds of idiots. Nod, Mutants, and GDI all working to get something, what is it, you'll have to wait till I get that far...
Command & Conquer - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-12-07 - Published: 5-10-07
5. Operation Uknown » reviews
When the LT of a squad Charlie from the special military branch Fallen Eagles Is given a mission to find Missing personal near the city of Jackson, he'll find out it's more than just a milk run..... please R&R
Complete - Doom - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,339 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-17-07 - Published: 3-30-07
6. Doom, my way » reviews
When the almost mentally deficient mars base comes under attack from unknown hostiles, Phil is our only hope, unfortunatly...... Please R&R
Complete - Doom - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,785 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-27-07 - Published: 3-27-07
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