Author has written 2 stories for Avatar: The Last Airbender

July 15th, 2009: Just so everyone knows, I am still bowing through the floor in disgrace for having not updated my stories in so very long (two years now! Good God!). I know how frustrating it is when an author stops halfway and never finishes, and I won't bother giving all the excuses I have - everyone has other stuff to do, but good authors learn to balance. I am working out the third draft of Putting Out The Flames and rewriting it once more, so that it may be of better quality and provide more pleasure to readers. I thank everyone that has read and/or reviewed my work thus far, and for those of you who respond to my future work, I thank you as well. See you when the new chappie comes out! ~KNB-chan

Table of Contents

1) About author

2) Pairings

3) Favorite thingys.

4) Quotes.

5) Random quotes with no original owner.

6) Bumper Stickers.

7) More stuff.

Hello Fanfiction.net! I am Abby, or KataangNutyBabe (only one "t"--stupid typo), but I prefer KNB-chan. I can't change my name without having to start all over with reviewing and getting to know people, and I'm stubborn enough that I won't, so there.

I am a girl, 14, and in the 9th grade at the sixth best high school in the country. I live in America, somewhere cold but south of Alaska. I am a Christian Scientist. I love to read, write, act, play piano, laugh, bike, babysit, and use the Internet. I am learning German and Japanese.

I have two fanfics so far, but tons of new ideas (especially for Inuyasha/Kagome stories) and some original stories I'm working on (which in my wildest dreams I plan to publish on my Fictionpress.com account, Alysia Of The Pen). Both of my fanfics are for Avatar.

Loved pairings: Avatar: Kataang, Sukka, Zuph, Tokka, and Maizu. However, I enjoy Zutara as an alternate shipping sometimes.

InuYasha: InuKag, MirSan, SessRin, Shippo/Satsuki, Sesshomaru/Kagura.

Ranma 1/2: Ranma/Akane, Mousse/Shampoo, Ryoga/Akari, Ryoga/Ukyo.

Other fandoms: Usually the canon pairings, which I am too lazy to list.

Ignored pairings: Azulaang, Maang, Taang, yaori and yuri (gay pairings), and stuff that'll never happen (example: Ozai/Katara: um, EW). Sometimes also Sesshomaru/Rin (when not realistic with their ages, he's like a dad to her, but it's okay if they make her older and keep them in character).

In regard to gay or lesbian pairings (yaori and yuri): I do not support them, but I do not hate gay people and I do not hate those who support the shippings. Proof comes in the form of my friend, who is a lesbian, and actually likes me: while I cannot reciprocate her feelings, I respect her and remain her friend. Do whatever you want--write gay or lesbain stories if you feel like it. I just won't read them, or review them. Unless they're funny. :)

Well liked movies: Back To The Future trilogy, AeonFlux, Rush Hour, The Sound of Music (Julie Andrews version), all POTC movies, John Tucker Must Die, all Harry Potter movies, all Spiderman movies, Groundhog Day, The Princess Bride, all the InuYasha movies, The Simpsons Movie, Grease, Hairspray, Enchanted, Howl's Moving Castle, Spirited Away, 13 going on 30, Star Wars, Mean Girls, 10 Things I Hate About You, She's The Man, Somewhere in Time and A Walk To Remember (the last two are my absolute favorite movies of all time!!).

Disliked movies: Texas Chainsaw Massacre, anything 3D-Barbie, and The Grudge, 'cause it scares the HELL out of me, even just the American version. There are few horror movies that can do that . . . shiver

Fave Books: Well, we could be here all night, but here are some. Just about anything from Meg Cabot, Edward Bloor, Jane Austen, Dinesh D'Souza or Ann Rinaldi, Chronicles of Narnia, and Harry Potter.

Musicals: Wicked, Joseph and His Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, The Producers, Guys and Dolls, Grease, HAIRSPRAY, Les Miserables, Avenue Q, Mama Mia!, Phantom of the Opera, Beauty and the Beast, RENT, Fiddler On The Roof,

Musical Artists: The Beatles, The King's Singers, Linken Park, Rascal Flatts, Avril Lavigne, Skillet, Aya Hirano, Hikaru Utada, Yui, Idina Menzel, Beyonce, and my dad (he's a professional soloist!)

Quotes of Greatness:

ATLA: The Desert: Sokka: Drink cactus juice! It'll quench ya! It's the quenchiest!

(Later) Sokka: It's . . . a giant . . mushroom. MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY! (flailing arms and bowing): Friendly mushroom! Mushy giant friend!

(Later) Katara: Sokka, let me see the scrolls you got from the library.

Sokka: What?! I didn't steal anything! (turns to Momo) It was YOU! You ratted me out!!

Katara: Sokka, I was there. (takes scrolls from bag unnoticed)

(Later) Sokka: (dramatically) Momo NOO! You've killed us all!

Katara: No, he hasn't. (waterbends water back out from sand)

Sokka: Oh, right - bending.

ATLA: The Drill: Zuko: What are you doing firebending your tea?! For a wise old man, that was a pretty stupid move.

Iroh: I know you're not supposed to cry over spilled tea, but (sniffles) it's just so sad! (tragic violin music plays in background).

ATLA: The Fortuneteller: Katara: You're just saying that because you're going to make yourself unhappy your whole life.

Sokka: That woman is crazy! My life will be CALM and HAPPY and JOYFUL!! (kicks rock,which knocks against sign and hits him in the head, knocking him down)

Sokka (from off-camera, only having his hand visible from his position on the ground): That doesn't prove anything!

ATLA: The Awakening: Katara(shyly): I like your hair.

Aang: I have hair?! (clutches head) How long was I out?!

ATLA: The Headband: Sokka: Hey, we're in enemy territory. (points above his head) Those are enemy birds.

(Later) Aang: Oh, we're going to a meat place?

Sokka: Come on Aang, everyone here eats meat--even the meat! (Screen shows a cow-hippo eaten rotten fish off the street. Aang sticks out his tongue in disgust)

Aang: You guys go ahead. I'll just get some lettuce out of the garbage.

(Later) Students: My life, I give to my country. With my hands I fight for Fire Lord Ozai and our forefathers before him.

Aang: Fire Lord . . . forefathers . . .

Students: With my mind I seek ways to better my country and with my feet-

Aang (desperate): Firebenders--Fire Lord--blah blah, blah blah. (Students giggle)

(Later) Mai (WHILE ON A NICKELODEON SHOW WITH AN ORANGE ICON AND ORANGE SUNSET): Orange is such an awful color.

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IY: Showdown; InuYasha versus Sesshomaru: Kagome (hopeful): That's it! Sock it to 'em, Inuyasha! I think the first one hit!

Inuyasha (annoyed): What are you, nuts?! That wasn't even close!

Kagome (optimistic): But the sword's yours now. All you gotta do is believe in it, like I believe in you.

Inuyasha: You are nuts. This sword is good-for-nothing. Me, I'll live, I'm half-demon. (quieter) You though, you don't stand a chance.

Kagome (dejected): So I should just--give up hope? (begins to cry)

Inuyasha (flustered): Wha--what are you doing? You're not crying, are you? (Kagome cries louder) NO CRYING!

Kagome (angry): Oh, should I laugh?

Inuyasha (also angry): No, you should shut up and let me protect you!

(Later) Kagome: Hey, Inuyasha?

Inuyasha: Yeah, what is it?

Kagome: Do you want me to tell you? You know, how to use Tetsusaiga?

Inuyasha: And since when are you an expert?

Kagome: Weeelll, do you promise to protect me with it, for ever and ever?

Inuyasha: Huh? What're you babbling about? Your brain's broken or something.

IY: The Mystery of the New Moon and the Black-Haired InuYasha: Kagome: Say, Inuyasha, what do you think the chances are of making it back here by Saturday?

Inuyasha: Ah, fair to moderate if we're lucky.

Kagome: Oh, great!

Inuyasha: When is this Saturday of yours again anyway?

Kagome: (sighs heavily) Let's just go.

(Later) Kagome (surprised): InuYasha, is that you?

Inuyasha (sarcastic): No, I'm a talking puppet.

(Later) Inuyasha (injured, still human): Kagome--if it's not too much trouble--may I lie on your lap? (Kagome nods; they shift positions)

Kagome: How do you feel, better than before?

Inuyasha: Yes . . . Kagome . . . you smell kind of nice.

Kagome (blushing): Huh? Okay, that's it. You made a point of telling me before you couldn't stand my scent!

Inuyasha: I did . . . but I was lying.

IY: Mystical Hand of the Amorous Monk, Miroku: Miroku (to Kagome): I wish for you to bear me a son.

Kagome: Heke?!

Inuyasha (uncontrollably twiching eyebrow): Huh?!

Kagome (deadpan): And why would I do that?!

Miroku: In the case that I do not defeat Naraku, (pulls Kagome to him) I would like a son to continue the family mission. (Inuyasha shoves himself between them, pushing Kagome behind him protectively)

Inuyasha: Hands off, priest! Your only family mission is lechery!

Miroku (calm): I'm a monk, not a priest.

Inuyasha (furious): Don't EVER consider laying a hand on Kagome again!

Kagome (surprised): Inuyasha . . .

Miroku (revelatory): Oh, I beg your pardon; I thought you no more then a companion. But apparently you are in love with Kagome . . . (Inuyasha freezes with a blush on his face. Kagome just stares with her mouth open at the back of Inuyasha's head. Miroku rubs the back of his head with his cursed hand) My, this is awkward.

Inuyasha (blushing harder): Well y-you've got it all wrong, s-she's just a-a jewel detector! (Kagome gets pissed off look on her face)

Kagome: Is that all I am to you?! Oh, how could I forget? You've got a thing for dead girls! (turns away and crosses her arms. Miroku and Inuyasha both look surprised - not every day Kagome accuses someone of being a necrophiliac)

Kagome: Who should I help? Miroku's a lot nicer than Inuyasha

Inuyasha: You wouldn't dare betray me!

Miroku: You can't really blame her. You could be nicer to her.

Inuyasha: Shut up! What do you know?

Kagome: You could learn a lot from Miroku about how to treat women!

Miroku: Like being more gentle.

Kagome: Exactly! Being more gentle!

Miroku (sly tone): Like this! (reaching for Kagome's butt)

Kagome: Ahh! Keep your hands away from me!

Inuyasha: I told you not to touch her!

IY: Jinenji, Kind yet Sad: Kagome (matter-of-fact): I'm going to be over at Jinenji's farm, so don't even think about attacking there, okay? If you hurt me, you'll all have to die, 'cause InuYasha here will have to avenge me!

InuYasha (surprised): I am?! Says who?

Kagome (threatening): You'd better avenge me! What am I supposed to do if you don't?! (Yeah, really)

InuYasha (relenting): Fine, I'll avenge you already.

IY: The Lucky Two-Timing Scoundrel: Sango: Sit! (Inuyasha flinches in horror--nothing happens) No luck. I guess it only works when Kagome does it.

Inuyasha: (relieved and nervous) Ha! 'Course it does! It took you this long to figure that out? (nervous laughter)

Miroku: (thinking) For a second I thought that would work.

IY: Nursing Battle Of The Rival Lovers: Grandpa Higurashi (on phone with Kagome's school): Yes, she'll be staying home from school again. Huh? It's nothing more than a simple cold, but this time it's for real. (pause as he realizes what he's said) Oh dear.

(Later) Kagome (about liver drink that she doesn't know has liver in it): How did you know how to make this?

Inuyasha: My, uh, mother used to make it.

Kagome: Really? She made it like this?

Inuyasha (proud): Well, the ingredients are the same (smirks) but I used fresh stuff.

Kagome (nervous): Fresh? Fresh what, exactly?

Inuyasha: Well, fresh (notices Sota, who does know it's liver and is shaking his head and slashing his arms) uh, who cares? As long as it works!

IY: Sota's Brave Confession Of Love: Sota: You gotta help me!

Inuyasha: What am I supposed to do?

Sota: Let me practice on you!

Inuyasha: (sweatdrop) Huh?!

Sota: Let me practice saying 'I love you' on you so that I can tell Hitomi.

Inuyasha: Dahhh (twitching)

Sota: Please say yes.

Inuyasha: (more twitching and random nervous sounds; finally he sighs and gives in) Alright, but just once.

Sota: Aw man, this is great!

(Both stand and face each other, about two feet apart outside. They just stand there for a moment.)

Inuyasha: What's the matter? Hurry up!

Sota: I-I dunno if I'm ready for this . . .

Inuyasha: If you're not gonna say it, then I'm goin' in. (He starts to walk inside. Sota follows him)

Sota: N-no, don't leave me! (He grabs Inuyasha's sleeve and shakes his head. Inuyasha growls to himself. They return to their former positions.)

Sota: I . . . l-l-l-l-love you? I-I LOVE YOU!

Kagome (just got there, extremely disturbed at the appearance of this scene, complete with twitching eyebrow): Am I interrupting?

(Later) Kagome: Y'know, you should have come to me first, Sota. I'm pretty confident I know a lot more about a girl's feelings than Inuyasha.

Inuyasha: Well of course you know more than me, you're a girl.

(Later) Inuyasha: Aw man, this is way harder than slaying demons.

(Later) Inuyasha: Damn it all, will you cut this out?! Stop dawdling like this and tell the girl how you feel!

Sota: Yeah, it's easier said than done.

Inuyasha: Stop makin' excuses! C'mere! (grabs Sota by the back of his shirt and starts carrying him down the stairs by it.)

Sota: Hey! Stop!

Kagome: Hey! Wait Inuyasha!

Inuyasha (throws Sota out onto front step): Off you go! And don't come back until you've told her, you got that?!

Sota: You're not serious!

Inuyasha: If you come back before you've told her then you're not gettin' back inside!

Sota: But this is my house!

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Chrno Crusade: Elder: I see London, I see France, I see someone's--(Rosette screams and jumps up. She grabs a spoon from Chrno's bowl and swings it down at him.)

Rosette: Dirty old man! I'll kill you with this spoon! (The only good line in the English dub--I watch it in Japanese with subs.)

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this space for rent . . . heh heh :)

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Calvin and Hobbes: Calvin: It's not denial. I'm just very selective about the reality I accept.

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The Simpsons: Homer (while smashing a Chute and Ladders board against the corner of a wall in rage): WHY--DOESN'T--LIFE--GIVE--ME--LADDERS?!

The Simpsons: Grandpa Simpson: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

The Simpsons: Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?

Homer: Yes. (He is currently attached to a lie detector. When he says "Yes", the lie detector blows up)

The Simpsons: Homer (drunk): Look, the thing about my family is that there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl-Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.

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The Simpsons Movie: Homer: SpiderPig, SpiderPig, does whatever a SpiderPig does--can he swing, from a web? No he can't, he's a pig, look OUT, he is a SpiderPig.

InuYasha the Movie: The Castle Beyond The Looking-Glass: (Kagome, Sango, and Shippo are bathing in a hot spring in he mountains. Miroku and Inuyasha are guarding them from the higher ground above. Miroku sees Akitoki Hojo spying on them and comes up behind him.)

Miroku: Excuse me, sir. Would you care to explain what you are doing (Sango throws a log at his head and makes direct contact) here? (He slides down the side of the cliff to the edge of the hot spring on his face)

Sango (angry): Give it a rest, Miroku. Can't we even bathe in private? (Miroku scrambles up, his hand outstretched)

Miroku (desperately innocent): You have it wrong! I was only standing guard to protect you from danger, nothing more!

Sango (off-screen; Miroku is shown looking terrified): The only protection we need is against you!

Miroku (afraid): Wait, Sango, DON"T BE RASH! Aaah! (tries to scramble away but is pinned under a huge boulder)

Inuyasha (hears noise and comes running on-screen): What was that?! (He draws Tetsusaiga)

Kagome: AAAH! Inuyasha, you pervert, SIT! (Inuyasha yells out as the beads slam him into the hot spring, sloshing most of the water out and almost crushing Shippo, who gets out of the way just in time.)

(Later) Kagome (by cages with barking dogs): Will you lacks be quiet?! Sit! (Dogs obey and a cry is heard off-screen. Kagome and Sota turn to see Inuyasha, making out with the ground as a result of the command.)

Kagome: Inuyasha? What are you doing here?

Inuyasha (angry, as usual): What're ya talking about, Kagome? (He leaps up) You took too long getting back so I came for you! (A group of schoolchildren approach and Kagome panics. She pulls him with her into a nearby phone booth and out of sight of the camera.)

Inuyasha: Hey, what're you doin'?

Kagome (whispering): Hiding, or at least trying to.

Inuyasha (sarcastic): Ha ha, very funny. (Children pass, staring and talking about the photo booth and its occupants as the view switches to them crammed into the tiny booth) So what took you so long?

Kagome: I wanna spend time here, is that such a big deal?

Inuyasha: We ain't got the time! We have to go find the Sacred Jewel shards, got it?! Besides, let me remind you that it's your fault the Jewel shattered in the first place!

Kagome (leaning closer as she yells): I know that!

Inuyasha (leaning in as well, letting her move back): No you don't!

Sota (outside, rubbing his head as they argue): Once they start fighting, it never changes . . .

Inuyasha (bargaining--for him): Once we've got all the shards, you can come back here anytime you want!

Kagome (sarcastic): Oh gee, how very kind of you! You can't do a thing without me!

Sota (leaning into booth and putting money in the slot, setting it to take 4 pictures): I want some precious memories of how dumb you two look.

(He is ignored as hanyou and miko continue to fight. Inuyasha opens his mouth to speak when there is a flash. From outside, we can see a large crowd gathering around the closed booth, and hear them from inside it.)

Inuyasha: What was that? Get down Kagome!

(Flash) Kagome: Stop it!

Inuyasha: Gah! IRON REAVER, SOUL STEALER! (Flash)

Kagome: Knock it off!

Sota (sighing): There they go again, making a scene. (Flash)

(at the same time) Kagome: SIT!

(at the same time) Inuyasha: AUGH! (Flash)

The pictures are shown: The first one has them still arguing, the second has Inuyasha shoving Kagome behind him to protect her from the camera, the third has Inuyasha preparing to strike the camera down with Kagome tugging on his shoulder trying to get him to stop, and the fourth has Kagome yelling sit and pointing at Inuyasha while his leg and hair show him halfway through succumbing to the spell.

(Later) Miroku: (about Sango's slap) Ah, this pain brings back such fond memories. It's been far, far too long, Sango.

Sango: Well you haven't changed a bit, you pervert.

Miroku: (laughs) I know, I know!

(Later) Sango: (after Miroku attempts to kiss her) What do you think you're doing?

Miroku: What do you think? Kagome and Inuyasha did it, why don't we reap the benefits of intimacy? (Kagome and Inuyasha blush)

Kagome: I don't know what you're talking about! I'm not listening, la la la la!

Inuyasha: It wasn't like I wanted to do it to ya!

Kagome: Hmm?! What exactly is that supposed to mean?

Inuyasha: Uh, I meant it wasn't my idea. I mean, you're the one who forced yourself on me, remember?

Kagome: Inuyasha?! SIT BOY!

Inuyasha: Gak! (slammed into dirt :D)

She's The Man: Andrew: Well hey there, pretty lady.

Monique: Ew. Are you hitting on me?

Andrew: I was just . . .

Monique: (mocks him) "I was just . . . nyuh." OK, let me put a stop to that little brain fart right now. Girls with asses like mine, do not talk to boys with faces like yours.

(Later) Toby: I need your advice man. I got lady troubles.

Viola (disguised as Sebastian): I'm here for you bro. I got a lifetime of knowledge.

(Later) Viola, disguised as her twin Sebastian, gets hit in the crotch with a soccer ball. She's barely affected, but everyone else winces in sympathy because they think she's a he, so . . . yeah.

Viola: What? (Realizes what just happened) Oh. Right. (clutches her crotch and doubles over) AAAAH! OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! IT BURNS!

(Later) Duke (to Olivia): Do you like . . . cheese?

(Later) Toby: How come when I wanted to ask Eunice out everyone made fun of me, but then Sebastian likes her and suddenly she's cool? Screw you guys. I hate high school.

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Fanfiction: InuYasha: Guilty As Charged: Shippo (to Inuyasha): I see a turtle crossing a stream of macaroni, trying to avoid a herd of rampaging ostrich demons whose faces strangely look like yours . . .

Fanfiction: InuYasha: Flawless: Inuyasha: Smartass.

Kagome: It only seems that I'm a smartass because I'm surrounded by dumbasses.

Fanfiction: InuYasha: Love Thy Neighbor: Inuyasha's thought (after being called "boy"): She was crushing his ego before his very eyes! Come on, did he look like a boy to her? He was a man, soldier, warrior, GOD! . . . okay, so maybe the last one was overdoing it a little, but a boy? Ouch.

Fanfiction: Ouran High School Host Club: Oceanic Escapades: (Haruhi, Hikaru, and Tamaki are all trapped in a cave. Tamaki has been stung by a jellyfish and wants to know a commoner remedy they can use. Haruhi is embarrassed about the one remedy she knows, so she whispers it to them. After a moment of stunned disbelief, they declare they are brave enough to try it.)

Tamaki: I am the king of the Ouran Host Club. And the king fears nothing.

Haruhi: Oh really . . . you wouldn't dare.

Hikaru: What are you saying? I would gladly pee on Tono's leg!

Tamaki: And I would gladly allow him to pee on my leg!

Fanfiction: KeiChanz (author profile): Miroku is the appetizer, Inuyasha is the main course, Koga is the side dish, and Sesshomaru is dessert! Yum~my!

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Just about anywhere: Dad: Because . . . shut up. (Also: "Shut up," he helpfully explained.)

Home: Emily: This is the only way to eat an apple--WITH A KNIFE!

Me (nervously): Why are you eating that next to my head?

Emily: (laughs evilly)

Home: Emily (after taking out trash): Why do we have so much crap?! It just accumulates!

Me: Yep, crap does that.

Emily: And I have to deal with it! If it was up to me, half of our house would have been gone long ago.

Me: I'm imagining that . . . there it goes. Whoosh!

Car: Dad: You have to take HG & D (Human Growth and Development--basically, sex ed) Emily.

Emily: But WHY?! It's gross.

Dad: Hey, it is not gross. HG & D is a class that helps you learn how to take care of your body. Taking care of your body is just like taking care of a giant doll. You have to bathe the doll and understand the doll--

Emily: And put vaseline on its eyes!

Dad: Wait, what?

Dinner Table: Emily: Nobody likes aliens, they like priestesses with super-hot boyfriends! (We're referring to Fushigi Yuugi and Inuyasha, respectively)

(later) Emily: The Second Coming, dot dot dot, OF POCAHONTAS!!

Home: Emily: If reality is false, and everything false is NOT reality, then what is it I ask you? The answer, of course, is TORTELLINI!

IA: Physics teacher, Mr. Giromini: Trees were meant to die for your education. It's their purpose in life, except for that whole oxygen thing.

IA: Mr. Giromini: I know all about instigating too. I'm the instigator for the IA staff. I go into the teacher's lounge and say Obama sucks--they go nuts!

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The pen is the tongue of the mind. ~Cervantes (Don Quixote)

Every man's life is a fairy tale written by God's fingers. ~Hans Christian Andersen

Life is a piano-what you get out of it depends on how you play it. ~Anonymous

If you wish to be a writer, write. ~Epictetus

Love in France is a comedy; in England a tragedy; in Italy an opera; and in Germany a melodrama. ~Marguerite Blessington

Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think. ~La Bruyere.

Out of the ashes--hope; and out of all the pain--promise. ~Ronald Reagan

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I want no more of these fruity loops!

I AM CALM! I'M THE PICTURE OF CALMNESS! NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY BEFORE I THROW YOU THROUGH A WALL!

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

I don't suffer from insanity . . . I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh at me because I'm crazy. I laugh at you because you're the one with an invisible leprechaun on your shoulder!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I swear to drunk I'm not God.

Most learn by observation. Some learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's hot.

There is a fine line between insanity and stupidity. Feel free to cross it!

Whoever said "Nothing is impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.

If at first you don't suceed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

Don't cry because roses have thorns--rejoice because thorns have roses!

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

Just when I was getting used to yesterday, today came along and messed me up.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Bumper Sticker: Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Bumper Sticker: Labels are for jars, not people.

Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

Remember: amateurs built the ark; professionals built the Titanic.

If everything seems to be coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane.

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today I have finished a cheese pizza and two bags of chips. I feel better already.

Therapy is expensive, but popping bubble wrap is free!

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you belive in GOD put this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed and then said, "I don't get it," put this in your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, put this in your profile.

If you've ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, put this in your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If you wish you went to the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardy, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with the house of your choice: FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, KataangNutyBabe - Ravenclaw.

If you have music in your soul, post this on your profile.

Members of the Aang Fangirl Squad: Kumori Dragon, libowie kitty, Aechigo, TTAvatarfan, Invaderk, Twilight Rose2, and KataangNutyBabe. (Yeah, I joined, and I'm proud of it! Thanks to libowie kitty for letting me in on 7/15/07.)

Christian Science is NOT a cult! It is a reasonable, real church. If you agree, copy this and paste it into your profile.

98 PERCENT OF THE TEENAGE POPULATION DRINKS OR HAS BEEN AROUND ALCOHOL.
PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LIKE BAGELS

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM -'TophToph'-, chocolatecoveredbananacheese, KataangNutyBabe

Makato Imawatsu

1933 - 2006

Beloved Actor, Father, and Husband

We will remember you.

Leaves from the vine,

Falling so slow,

Like fragile, tiny shells,

Drifting in the foam,

Little soldier boy,

Comes marching home,

Brave soldier boy,

Come marching home.

Copy, paste, send it to all your friends, pass it on. Tell them to pass it on, too

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. My mom died 12/23/2005.

Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree but the boys don't reach for the good ones because they're afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead they get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good but are easy so the apples on top think there is something wrong with them when in truth they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

If you have a long profile, post this on it to make it even longer!!