Okay, I realize my picture is sideways and may not be too clear, but it is definitely me. And yes, that is my normal hair color, and no, my hair is not naturally straight. It is actually really, really curly and crazy and wild, and I love it! lol!

IMPORTANT INFORMATION FOR READERS OF LIFE WITH EDWARD BACK: I recently changed the title to Evanescent Empyrean, so don't freak if you can't find the story by its old name; all is okay!

Soooo...I did some searching on the web to help figure out some names for my own characters I'm making up in Evanescent Empyrean (Life With Edward Back) and I found this amusing list called "The Canonical List of Evil Baby Names." Kind of has a cool ring to it...plus it sounds utterly hilarious. Anywho, most of my own characters names are coming from this and I'd love to share it with you. Honestly, I have personally names myself using this list: Aislinn (A.K.A. Aisling or Aislin or Ashling)...I just love that name!

http://ugweb.cs.ualberta.ca/~joanna/misc.html

ENJOY!

Okay, I am officially back from my several month long break and am so psyched to get back to writing my fanfics! I hope I didn't worry any of you that I quit, 'cause I would never do that to you guys ever!

So, sometime last week I opened an account on fictionpress.com just for the Hell of it, and I recommend you take a peek at what I've got so far. Currently I have the beginning of a long story, a one-shot story, and 14 poems. Oh, and to forewarn, I write both poetry and stories. =) Please check them out. My userID is still Any1there4me but you may have to find me through one of my poems. I recommend using the one titled Chilling. Through it you'll be able to get to my profile page. Tah-tah!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ AUTHOR'S NOTE: I am no longer sick and feeling much better, but, yes, I know, I haven't updated. I'm so sorry!! (...little dude on my left, stop poking me with that dagger, I'm going to update soon, so don't resolve to violence...don't give me that look!) Right now I'm working on Chapter 4 of Life with Edward Back, but it is in the editing process (holla at my buds Katie and Mae for helping!!) Also, I have Spring Break the 6-11 so I'll definitely be updating then...a few times! SO NO WORRIES PEOPLES, MORE IS ON THE WAY!! just be sure to post a review and I'll give you guys more!! ; ) love ya peoples!!

(I would delete the A/N above, but I have a soft spot for the little dude with the knife...go, little dude, go!! OOOWWW!! stop poking me with that knife!!...boy am I crazy!)

The Jenn strikes again! (sort of rhymes if you say again a certain way...I'm bored, don't give me that strange look...sigh...)

Hey there people. I'm new at this and currently have two fan-fics going so please R&R! I have some super cool ideas for other ones I hope to start soon.

Here are some things about me:

Name's Jenn (this is the only name you'll get out of me!)

I'm currently 16 (oh yeah, almost able to drive legally!)

I'm one of those people who love to read other people's fan-fics, so if you have one you want me to read, send me a message!!

I love to read, especially Twilight and New Moon...and whatever else Stephenie Meyer decides to write. Some other authors who's books rock are: Scott Westerfield, Justine Larbalestier, Gail Carson Levine, Cornelia Funke (love that name!), Libba Bray, Meg Cabot, Dan Brown, Catherine Fisher, William Nicholson, Roland Smith, Justin Somper, Emily Bronte, Bram Stoker, Jeanne DuPrau, Ann Brashares, Mary Hoffmam, Mary Doria Russell, J.K. Rowling, J.R.R. Tolkien (I think that's how you spell it..), Christine Feehan (another good writer...sort od about vampires but not...it's about Carpathians...don't ask me, just read one of her books to find out), Alice Hoffman (yes, another Hoffan), Elie Wiesel, John Steinbeck, Sandra Cisneros, Edgar Allan Poe, and Anne Rice (another great vampire novel writer!). (All the writers underlined and bolded I DO NOT consider better than the ones not underlined or bolded, I just want to decorate my profile a bit! The ones bolded, however, do have connections with vampires in their works.)

(FYI-I listed favorite authors because there isn't nearly enough room for me to fit all the books I love!)

I've got the coolest friends and you can't have them!

My nickname is the Jenn! (hence the whole A.K.A. the Jenn!)

I'm in band, I play the clarinet, and I'm in Colorguard, twirling the flags. WE ARE THE COLOR OF THE BAND AND ENTERTAIN YOU AS YOU LISTEN TO THE AWESOME MUSIC PLAYED BY THE BAND!!

I go to MCHS (no, I will not tell you where that is...find out for yourself if you're so desperate!!).

BAND GEEKS RULE!! DEFINITELY THE CLARINETISTS AND GUARD MEMBERS!

If you've read any of my fan-fics, please review. I want to know if you guys love them or not. I love feedback when it comes to my stories. It let's me know whether or not the story is a bore or not, so if you like it even a little, please leave a review. I accept anonymous reviews!

You know you're obsessed with Twilight when:

1. You taught yourself to ride a motorcycle by thinking of the clutch as a live grenade. After you do a header into the mud, you wonder why your Edward hallucination didn't tell you how stupid and reckless you were being.

2. You wake up at night wondering if Edward is watching you sleep.

3. You try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear your dirty, dirty thoughts about him.

4. When you see a box labeled "Forks" at a restruant you think there's something imported from Forks, Washington in there.

5. Your biggest pet peeve is when people think Edward has fangs. He does not, I repeat not, have fangs!

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

I am not homosexual, but those who are, I support you. I hate when people openly hate you guys, especially those who are very religious. I have realized they're just being hypocrites.

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You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.)Your mother sends you an e-mail to tell you dinner is ready.

13.)You see a person and there is a little white string hanging down from their ear,but its totally normal.

So. you know u laughed pretty hard when you were reading that. Now that you have seen it you have to put it in your profile so more people can see it. Also you have to add two or more to it so it gets bigger everytime.(I added the last two, my friends told me about them)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, Miss Apple Pie, NarnianAslan, Readerfreak10, Any1there4me.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. have literally : )

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard that you have fallen off your chair, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

(='.'=)This is Bunny. Copy (")_(") and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

If you have ever ran into a mirror, sopy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile.

you ran up a down escalator copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (or Geek)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you noticed that the Kim Possible movie, So the Drama, has the initials, STD, which also stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease, and find that very creepy, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you thought that the Eragon Movie really sucked beacause it was hardly like the book, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123

Here are the pics for the dress and shoes that inspired me in Life With Edward Back:

Bella's Dress: inspired actually by two dresses; this one is where I got the dark blue color from http://www.victoriaswares.net/images/A31h4.jpg ; this one is where I got the style, and shape from http://www.littlemissprincess.com/flower-girl-dresses-images/blue-ballerina-girls-dresses-3.jpg . And yes, I know that both are made for little girls, but I altered and combined them to make a lovely dress for Bella to wear!

Bella's Shoes: inspired by these simple pair of gold flats; http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h117/wcw007/Christian20Louboutin20flats20in20Go.jpg ; I thought that eveb thought they were so simple, they'd bring the beauty out of Bella and the dress even more.

Renee's Dress: inspired by this one dress, but I altered it slightly to what I felt would look best on Renee. The link is http://p.mii.instacontent.net/is.bluefly.com/mgen/Bluefly/prodImage.ms?productCode=20157628&width=300&height=300. Please check it out and give me your thought. If you find a dress that fits my description better, just email me the link.

Ummm...I don't know what else to write, so...I'll add more later.

Peace peoplez!!

Any1there4me (A.K.A. the Jenn!)

Also, if you would like to talk to me more, email me at any1there4me13@aol.com.

EMAIL ME PEOPLE, OR REVIEW, I NEED SOME FEEDBACK!!...please.