Age: the square root of negative pi, divided by zero. No, really.

Gender: If you haven't figured it out yet, I'm a girl.

Appearence: Why do YOU want to know?

Home Planet: Froo-Froo-Land, home of the Bunnysquirrels

Pastime: Reading, watching TV, updating my fanfics, staring off into space, and playing on my Gameboy Advance SP

Likes: Redwall, Ga'Hoole, Warriors, Invader Zim, Happy Tree Friends, Star Wars, and a whole lot more. AND GUESS WHAT PEOPLES!! I don't hate anime anymore. This may not sound like much but seriously, this is actually quite huge for me to say. But I only like the Japanese animes with the subtitles, because it becomes kind of lame once it's dubbed over and/or censored and watered down. My older brother (known here on FF.net as the silenced) got me started on Fullmetal Alchemist, and I gotta say, I LOVE IT!

(bright neon sign appears, in the shape of an arrow pointing to yours truly, reading in big flashy letters 'RABID EDWARD ELRIC AND/OR ROY MUSTANG FANGIRL!")

Ahem... just kidding I'm not that bad. Though I may start working in the FMA fandom, once I finish up a few of the fics I'm working on, and of course once I finish watching the show. Just finished watching the show, and the ending. WTFH WAS THAT?! 'Kay, now I'll continue reading the manga. Hopefully that'll be better.

In Redwall, I highly favor reformed vermin, especially if the vermin is from the family Mustelidae (ferrets, weasels, stoats, martens). I will be writing a lot, if not all about, them. Rats are awesome.

Authors here I've come to respect:

LittlePsychoWolf: She's an all-around Canon-Nazi and fan of all things Voltaire, Jack Sparrow, HP Lovecraft, and Monty Python, and she's smart. If you're a Suethor or a badfic-writer, then you'd better watch out and you'd better cry, 'cause she's coming to town. (gets shot)

QuinlanofRedwall: The genius behind some of the most well thought-out stories I've ever read in the Redwall section.

Flash Gator: She is the author of the best Happy Tree Friends oneshot I've ever seen in all my time here on the Pit, and I include my own oneshots in that judgement.

Silent Memento: He's a brutal flamer with no regard for people's feelings; in that way he reminds me of my English teacher. But he knows what he's talking about, and he never flames without a reason. I used to not like him at all, but now I'm starting to understand his point of view.

Redwall Alter Ego (Changed; I've decided to make it different from the character I submitted to LittlePsychoWolf. Planning a story.)

Name: Kenzie Farsight

Gender: Female

Species: Rat (rats rock. I love rats almost as much as I love cats, squirrels, and ferrets.)

Appearance: Brown-furred with an often unkempt, slapdash appearance. Has dark brown eyes that are a bit beady, but wears glasses that magnify them. Glasses are normally perched crookedly, and are worn due to far-sightedness (hence the name)

Weapon: Light fencing saber with a basket hilt

Personality: Most of the time is very cheerful, almost to the point of being annoying, and tends to laugh at pretty much anything that's remotely humorous. But can be quite a grouch in the morning, and sometimes jumps needlessly into an argument. Has a very short temper, and usually shows this by punching.

Strengths: Has endurance during long walks, can be eloquent, is kind in the long run despite her temper, and is fiercely steadfast to friends. Also has a very loud voice

Weaknesses: Cannot stand heights in the least bit, and is prone to motion sickness (particularly seasickness), freaks out upon seeing any trace of an arachnid, and is an almost hopelessly slow runner.

Guardians of Ga'Hoole OC manifestation (Changed because she was a total Owl-Sue)

Name: Issenfrissah (Fris) In Krakish, means "Ice Fire"

Species: Spotted Owl hybrid

Appearance: She looks like a Spotted Owl. (go figure)

Eyes: dark brown

Weapon: TBA

Chaw: Metals

Facts: Native to the Northern Kingdoms, the daughter of a member of the Ice Talons League. The only owl who can tolerate Otulissa's references to Strix Emerilla.

Personality: Intellectual, compassionate, a bit of a pyromaniac at times, and borders on obsessive when she puts her mind to something.

Strengths: Gifted with smithing. Can sense atmospheric pressure changes, like any normal Spotted Owl.

Weaknesses: Strong, very strong emotions. Like hatred. She also can't catch coals for whacked pellets.

Warriors alter ego (stars in the Adder's Bite trilogy)(revamped)

Name: Adderpaw/frost/star

Gender: She-cat

Species: Um...cat.

Color of fur: Dark brown with a black tail, paws, and ears

Eyes: Ice-blue (See, now the name makes sense)

Specializes: Fighting.

Personality: Friendly and spunky, but often irritable quick tempered.

Strengths: Physical strength.

Weaknesses: Not the fastest or most agile of cats.

Invader Zim main OC (featured in Truths and Choices)

Name: Invader Leena

Gender: Female

Species: Irken

Eyes: Blue

Specializes: Invader (duh)

Bio: Invader Leena has the worst temper ever, and is, in fact, a defect. When she and her biological brother were born, the machine malfunctioned, weakening her bond with the Control Brains. This is also her greatest strength. Because of her unusual eyes, Tallest Spork's successor, Tallest Flox, gave her a SIR unit very much like Gir. But that did not stop her from conquering what is now known as Foodcourtia. She is a smeethood friend of Zim, having been tormented just as badly. But as she fights to save his life in the fic, she realizes that she has much deeper feelings for him than she ever realized. What she doesn't know is that, so does he.

Oh yeah, and there might be a second one with a few...smeets, perhaps? (Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more, say no more)

Happy Tree Friends OC manifestation

Name: Lucky

Gender: Female

Species: Black cat

Eye Color: Green usually, but red when she's angry or desperate.

Bio: Lucky brings bad luck to everyone around her, because she's a black cat. The others understandably don't like having her around, but they know she's a valuable defense against Flippy's liberated inner demon, so they put up with dying painfully. They are, after all, used to it. She is always looking for ways to thwart her curse (fourleaf clovers, picking up pennies on the ground, etc) but her searches always end up causing pain for everyone around her.

Death rate: She's one of those characters, like Splendid, who rarely ever die, but cause a lot of pain for everyone else.

Best friends: Flaky and Flippy. Even though Flaky can't go near her without risking a painful death, she still feels sorry for the poor wittle kitty. And Flippy is the only one who really understands what she's going through. And, thanks to his army training, he has great reflexes for dodging any falling air conditioners:) Cuddles is also her friend, but their friendship is strained when she goes a little nuts and starts chasing him with an axe.

Crush: Another OC of mine named Vance. Now they are happily married with three kids.

New HTF OC! I'm too lazy to describe him, so here's his DA pic and profile.

http://av-marten.deviantart.com/art/Scotty-the-Soldier-Cat-97786360\

Quotes:

"Fairy tales are more than true, not because they teach children that dragons exist, but because they teach children that dragons can be beaten."

-G.K. Chesterton

"Whosoever saves a single life has saved a world."

-Hypatian Low-Priest Proverb (from Dragon Avenger by E.E. Knight)

"Your true strength is not discovered easily, or without grief. Like a desert seed it lies dormant, waiting for the hard rain."

-Lessons of NeStirrath (from Dragon Outcast by E.E. Knight)

"It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities."

-Albus Dumbledore (from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets by J.K. Rowling)

"If I were the religious type, I'd be polytheistic. Because I believe divine power should be democratic."

-Me

If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Hawkfire, Wildheart, Rainstorm, Dovewing/mysterys, Adderstar

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be the 8 percent that woud be laughing their butts off.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart (just once, but still...), Littlwhisker (I do it all the time so get over it) Sakeraa (I blame it on my new sandals), Katklaws (multiple times, actually)Rainstorm007 (It’s just a tiny, little, big problem, gosh!) mysterys (sadly, mysterys is guilty), Adderstar(actually it was a half a flight of stairs, but it was humiliating enough. And painful...)

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Littlewhisker, Sakeraa, Sparrowflight, Griffenclaw, Katklaws, Rainstorm, mysterys, Adderstar

If you LOVE cats more than dogs, copy and paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

~98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. ~

If you read the 7th harry potter book and cried, copy this to your profile.

If you read the 7th harry potter book and severus snape is now on your fav characters list, copy and paste this to you profile.

I have found that most of the people here say that Brook allegedly "stole" Stormfur. From whom, may I ask? If you love Brook and you love the StormBrook pairing, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list: Adderstar

If you think JK Rowling killed off too many characters in the Deathly Hallows, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love ZADF, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obssessed with Fire, copy and paste this to your profile and sign your name so that we know that we're not the only pyromaniacs here.: RulerofFire, Adderstar of ValorClan

If you love animals as much as I do, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love gazing out at the stars and the moon, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you or your best friend(s) is insane,copy this to your profile.

If it has been your childhood ambition to become the crazy cat lady when you grow up, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you want to build up an army of resistance fighters against Bunny, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the "roster". Adderstar of ValorClan

If you are getting f-ing tired of those idiots who think it's funny to repeat YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS over and over and over again, copy this if you really want to, but more importantly, beat the living smack out of them.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, Fuuin no Tsurugi, Adderstar of ValorClan

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

Here are my major fanfics, both published and planned.

Warriors Fanfictions

Adder's Bite: Discontinued. I wrote this back during my fanbrat days, and now I look back and wonder what the hell I was thinking. Writing a decent Warriors fanfic and avoiding the creation of bad Mary Sues is a lot harder than it seems. Adderfrost is becoming a Sue. Forbidden lurve is overdone, even (or especially) in the original series. I will try to rewrite it, with a revamped heroine and the absence of randomly thrown-in ferrets. (bangs head on the wall) What... the heck... was I THINKING?

Adder's Bite: Apprenticeship (Warriors): First book in a trilogy about the life of my Warriors alter ego. ValorClan, BraveClan, and HeartClan have always lived in peace. But DarkClan have not attended gatherings for many moons, and strange attacks are beginning to occur. COMPLETE!

Adder's Bite: The Lost Clan (Warriors): Second book in trilogy. Adderfrost and her friends are now warriors, and Flamestripe is medicine cat. But doubt toward Beechfur, fed by Redtail's advice, fills Adderfrost's heart. And a shocking new twist of fate threatens to betray Adderfrost and Flamestripe's forbidden relationship. There is hope, though. Adderfrost's discovery of a small but fierce tribe of animals gains a valuable friendship for the Clans. But then, Adderfrost meets a strange warrior ancestor telling her of another ancient Clan... a Clan that was wiped out long ago. Now, she must take a journey into the past to find the truth of her own extraordinary roots. And with StarClan guiding her pawsteps, she will succeed.

Adder's Bite: Blood River (Warriors): Third book in trilogy. Adderstar is now leader of ValorClan, and has discovered how Silverkit really died. DarkClan has left, but trouble has only begun. In order to ensure that their enemies do not return, the three Clans of the Northern Territories, along with their FireTribe allies, must follow them and destroy their source: BloodClan. Adderstar discovers who her father really was...and is, and the fight against evil must soon draw to a close. There might be a second series, but I haven't decided yet.

Stand-alone

Twilight Betrayal: In the midst of an ongoing war against a savage band of rogues, a kit joins TwilightClan and trains to learn the warrior code and all that comes with it. But her denmate, Icepaw seems to grow sinister as time goes on, and young Ravenpaw feels she is the only one who detects the sense of creeping evil, an evil that must be stopped if her new home is to survive. But when Ravenpaw witnesses Icepaw commit a terrible crime, she must choose between her instincts and her fears.

Redwall Fanfictions

Bond of Brotherhood (Redwall): In a Juska clan, four brothers are honed for war. But young martens Venlow and Dante know that their blind brother will never survive in a vermin band. At the urging of Martin the Warrior, the three of them escape and make for the Abbey of Redwall. But the oldest brother, Kyru, aspires to be a great Taggerung. Is a bond of brotherhood and the advice of a long-dead ferret enough to change his mind?

Happy Tree Friends Fanfictions

Demon's Revenge

Okay, people, I've come to realize something. This series sucks. It really does. The plot is a bit of a stretch, the dialogue is unrealistic, some of the OCs went through inexplicable character changes between the second and third one, the character development was bad, and I wrote it back in my fangirl Suethor days. I used to be extremely proud of it, but now I'm beginning to realize that it's really not all that good. However, I will not be taking it down because it's pretty popular, and I'd piss off a lot of people. Also, despite the fact that I'm rather embarrassed by it, it does hold sentimental value with me.

In response to my revelation of its crappiness, I have resolved to take the best plot points of it (as well as some from The Weapon) and some of the characters, and use them in an original story I'm planning.

The Demon is Out: (Oneshot, takes place after Double Whammy and Double Whammy Part 2). After his victory against Evil Flippy, and a rather humiliating death by semi-truck, Flippy breathes a sigh of relief. But he had not truly defeated his inner demon. He'd only set him free. Book One of Demon's Revenge

Call of Cthulhu: Title copied from H. P. Lovecraft. Join Lucky, my tail-kicking, bad-mouthing, bad luck-inducing character as she takes us through a world of cartoon gore to help Flippy bring down his now-liberated evil side, Cthulhu. Book 2 of Demon's Revenge

Blood is Thicker than Water: Thirteen years since Cthulhu's defeat, the demon is back. But Lucky senses that things may have been more complicated than they thought. Flippy's young daugher is discovered to have a demon of her own, and the strange squirrel Hel returns-- and reveals things that support everything Lucky suspects. What secrets lie in Cthulhu's dark past? Just when things are at their worst, an old enemy returns. As it turns out, he's part of the answer to that question. Book 3 of Demon's Revenge

Stand-alone

The Weapon: On the night of a storm, the arrival of an old war buddy prompts Flippy to tell his story. A story of dark secrets, of betrayal, of selflessness. A story of the friendships that endure. Note: This will not be stand-alone after all; there will be a sequel.

Invader Zim Fanfictions

Truths and Choices (on hold)(Invader Zim): Invader Leena was an old friend of Zim's, and now she has to save his life. With the help of one of the last Irkens imaginable, she must reach Earth in time to save him from a pair of deadly bounty hunters. She and her biological brother enter Skool as human children, where they meet Dib and Gaz. When talking to the latter, Leena probes even farther than anyone else ever tried (which by the way isn't far) and discovers another side to Gaz. But before they can convince Zim to leave the planet, Zim is captured by Dib, his base is destroyed, and his two robot sidekicks are made ready to be taken apart for analysis. But Dib knows that something isn't quite right; Zim's capture was too easy, and Zim is hardly protesting to his treatment. When Gaz reveals her budding friendship with Zim and the disguised irkens and the their heartbreaking revelations, Dib has to make a choice. Should he forgive Zim as Tak did and help him escape the hunters, or should he carry out his vow to destroy Zim at all costs? Either way, he might invoke the wrath of a family member. For while Gaz strongly supports Zim, Professor Membrane is convinced that, as long as Zim is alive, earth is in danger.

GUESS WHAT, EVERYBODY!

I'M ON FP NOW!! http://www.fictionpress.com/u/629114/Pit_Viper_of_Doom