CONTAINS A LOT OF FALSE INFORMATION!

I'm Korean.

No I'm not. See?

My name is Tameny. (No, not really! I can't give you my real name! Thats crazy!) I'm 72 years old (Thats not real either!) and I obviously like to write! I'm not saying I'm good (heavens, no) but I like to do it anyway! Um..my hobbies include: local air-guitaring, planning heist missions for novelists, extreme gold-fish eating contests, and imagining myself on the set of Supernatural. (incase you didn't know, that was all a lies...exccept the air-guitaring...and being on the set of Supernatural...and gold-fish eating contests.)

Ok, nevermind, those wern't all lies.

No, what I REALLY like to do is: Play futball. Eat Chinese food. Play futball. Video games. Screw around with my Bestest friend ever! Try to steal furtune cookies from the Chinese Buffet. Um...thats all I can think of!

Anyway, I will go ahead and shut up because I assume you really don't care that much about me (who reads these things anyway?) Just take a minuet to read my favoritees because I spent aproximatly 4 minuets doing it!

:Favoritees:

Shows: Supernatural, Scrubs, House, Chuck, Psych, Teen Titans (well, basically the whole tube!)

Video games: Zelda, Guitar Hero, DDR, Dynasty Warrior 3 (My favorite chick is Zhen Ji! Dude she kicks the crap out of people...with a flute!)

Movies: I said my fav movie always changes, so right now it's Ironman.

Music: Alternative/ Punk

Bands: Oh jeez, here we go...Anberlin, Cute is what we aim for, 5 star, Reliant K, Yellowcard, Sum 41, Blink 182, Linkin Park, Coldplay, Sick Puppies, the Killers...

Color: whatever I feel like today. Currently: Silver

Combustable chemical: What?

Waste of time: Playing the animal game with my friend

Books: Twilight series, Harry Potter series, Mediator series, Uglies series.

Celeb crushes: Bloom, Spencer, Christensen, Chatwin, Padelecki, Ackles, Dekker.

:End of Favoritees:

I think I'll just ramble more about myself...

I have a knack for not finishing stories. It's a curse. got about 80 different stories on my hard-drive that I want to finish, but probably never will...

I live on the west coast (Thats another lie. I'm not going to tell you were I live!) Lets face it, I'm kind of a nerd. I talk Jedi-talk and use direct quotes from shows/movies that I like. I sing in the shower and pretend I'm on American Idol. My friend and I are currently taking notes on how to talk like a gangsta (Even though we're white and nerdy...well, she's white I'm a little bit Asian...) I like filling out surveys...they're just so fun!

Not that this is relevent, but when I was in Hawaii, I was swimming and all the sudden, there floating by me was a dead, baby hammer-head shark...pretty cool, but also pretty freaky. I didn't even see it until I bumoed into it. Good thing it was dead, or else it could taken my hand off or soemthing! Then I wouldn't be able to write!!

Whats stuck in my mind RIGHT NOW: "Man, he be trippin." -J.D. from SCRUBS.

MY FAVORITE ANIMAL IS A PEAKCOCK! I DON'T KNOW IF THATS SPELLED RIGHT THOUGH...

I'm really tired so I'm going to go ahead and leave it there...perhaps one day I'll add more. "BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY!!" (Direct quote from Aragorn on Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King)

Dude! If I could have ANY power in the world, it would be Telekinesis. Kind of like Jean Grey off of X-men!

I decided to add a section on my profile. It's called my weekly section! (How imaginative!) As the title suggests, it's a section of weekly nonsense. I'll update it...guess what, EVERY WEEK! It's basically a waste-your-time deal. You can e-mail me answers/coments if you want, but I don't care. It's mostly for you...coughwastoftimecough

WEEKLY CORNER OF NONSENSE (And non-nonsence!)

Weekly quote: "Sometimes people hide because they want someone to care enough to find them."-Marie. In plain sight

((Actually, I really like that quote, so it's going to be my permanant weekly quote!))

Weekly question: If you could be any character from any kind of media (books, shows, movies, ect...) who would you be? And Why?

Weekly topic discussion: The Importance of Movies: Just got back from the movies...went and saw THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL. I'll try and remain as possibly calm as possible, but man, that was AWESOME! It had a real good underline (coughMAJORcough) theme there: WE MUST SAVE THE WORLD!! (Else we have ALIENS trying to KILL us!) Our planet it unique...I don't think people have quite got their head around that. Out of the planets we've discovered so far, Earth is the only one that CAN CONTAIN LIFE!! The ONLY one, people!! SO LET'S TRY NOT TO SCREW THIS ONE TO HELL! Where else can we possibly live?!

Answer me that.

So, RECYCLE! DON'T WASTE! CONSERVE! And GIVE BACK to the EARTH! (just a little side note if you didn't know: RECYCLE your shaving cream cans- they contain no CFC's which depletes the O-zone layer WHICH, if you didn't know, is keeping you from being a roasted potatoe...with skin cancer. No seriously, if you really don't know anything about what I'm talking about, go google it up. Search up O-ZONE LAYER!! INFORM YOURSELFS!!)

Oh yeah and: DON'T POLLUTE! TRY CARPOOLING FOR ONCE! Or heaven forbid, TAKE A WALK!!

AND WATCH MOVIES! THEY'RE GOOD and ENTERTAINING and sometimes (like now) They have an important theme we need to digest!

-anyone notice the sudden amount of end of the world movies coming out? Just curious is all...

So, about the movie, I'm such a sap, I wanted a little human/alien love there, but there was none Bummer for me. But it was still good! graphics were great and I LOVE Keanu Reeves as the alien.

Later gators!

.Tameny.