It's me snitches!!

So I've been on this site for a while but I'm just starting to write fanficiton. If you haven't noticed, I can't spell worth beans. It's not my fault...well maybe it is but that isn't the point.
I'm 15 (as of May 19th!) suck it sideways babes cause I'm about to start driving! (Please Zeus don't let them change the law)
Sarcasm and cursing (especially when I shouldn't) are two of my best qualities.

Some call me Melanie, others choose "Chocolate Bear", "Crusty old woman", "MooMoo" and "BonQuiQui" Last ones my favorite and has started many a strange lunch convo.

Not enough? You want something more descriptive you say? (If you don't...well I wasn't talking to you) Hmph fine.

I'm "tall", wear glasses, like dark colors (and French men...teehee) and I'm just crazy, thats why I write like a mad man. (The soap opera died a while ago) Now enough blah blah and on to the important stuff.

Fave Fan Fiction: Fave shipping in italics

Law and Order: SVU/OZ E/O (duh), Fin/Alex, Casey/Huang, Casey/Munch,Keller/Beecher (sooo cuteee and sad and cuteee)

Power Rangers (don't judge me!) Cam/Hunter, Adam/Tanya though I'll take almost anything.

Inuyasha Miroku/Sango, Inuyasha/Kagome, Sesshomaru/Rin

Star Wars, specifically KotOR 1 and 2 Exile/Atton, Revan/Carth, Bao/Visas or Mira, Mical/Mira or Visas, Kreia/Mandalore (take that back, I like Mandalore/Bastila)

CSI Greg/Nick

Gravitation Eiri(Yuki)/Shuichi

A Series of Unfortunate Events

Brokeback Mountain do I even have to say it, Jack/Ennis

National Treasure I just like Riley to be honest, and I rather have him paired with me.

Mythology Does this count? I think it does. Recently I've been obsessed with Hades/Persephone. Dunno why, I've been in love with myths for forever.

And many,many more. One day I'll remember then all, and when/if I do I will try to write them all down. (I deleted some cause this shit is too long. Excuse my german)

Now about the fanfiction I write.

Seems all I can come up with lately is songfics. It's weird, I'll just be listening to random music and the next thing I know all of these pairings that would go great with the song are runing through my mind. But I have a plan! I start a story as a songfic. Then, if I remember (you've noticed how much I saw that? Really, I'm not blessed with the memory of a elephant. If I eat enough I get their thighs, but never their memory.) I'll update onto it. Like a normal story. With dialog and what not.

Updates:

Got a new computer!! And I lost all my documents in the process. My stepdad is supposed to be getting them back on a disk for me and blahblahblah, I want them back! Anywayyy, maybe I'll post something Ive written. After proof-reading it, thoroughly. Anyone ever read "To Kill A Mockingbird" cause I wrote something for my friend using that and might post it. Oh, and Happy (Early) Thanksgiving to all you yankees out there.
11/21/09

I lied, it's gotten worse. And I haven't been writing (actually I have, just nothing for here). And I feel like horse shit, excuse my greek, for no damn reason. And I should be studying but don't give a rat's ass, excuse my japanese. So I'm off. To go die before tomorrow. When I'll die again. Just to come back and die again on Tuesday cause I have to stay after school. At least I still have Sunday movie marathons.
10/4/09

Attention: School sucks. That is all. But seriously. It does. My english teacher has this fascination that we/I can actually read. Like seriously. But it's forcing me to write again so thats a plus. And at field hockey games when I'm not taking score I have a lot of time to think. Seriously though (can you tell how serious I'm trying to be?) I'm tired. And done. Even orchestra doesn't bring me joy. Lunch is lovely because my friends are weird but the rest of the day is in limbo. Not even fun-i'm thinking about half naked men- limbo. Just eh, i'm bored lets go home. Maybe it'll get better.
9/21/09

My bad!! I thought I had been updating...oops. Well I'm trying to write really I am. But preparing for field hockey, volunteering at the library and making bracelets actually takes up a shit load of time. Oh and reading. (Black Dagger Brotherhood. Read it. Love it. Worship it. But only if you like dirty things :D) So I'm listening to songs like crazy trying to get more influences.
8/2/09

I'm still not writting, but it's my birthday and I just finished some ice cream cake. It's also 9 in the bloody PM so I'll probably be up really late. Soooo maybe something will get written. Peace and Hair Grease my monkey muffins!!
5/19/09

I really have nothing important to report. I'm getting farther on that 50 word challenege and have two fics "planned" for the mood one. Other than that I'm kinda pissed that I have to do stuff in Spanish class. That period is normally 90 minutes of free time (With lunch in between)
5/4/09

Hahaha, stick that in your pipe and smoke it!! It's been...12 days? since last update. Badabing babe, I have a new chapter. I feel accomplished. Oh and I'm trying this challenege thing. 50 word challenege and sentence (or so) for each word. I've done at least 30. Here is the sad part, I started in february. But I onyl work on it in Math and English class. Also I found an 100 mood challenege. No way in hell I'm doing all of them but it sounded cute. So I might start writing alot of little random one shots mygodthisislong. Ok I don't want to lag up my page so I bid the farewell.
4/21/09

I received an email today. Someone else favored my story "A Late Night In Paris". You know, that dirty, random, slash fanfic that's been on hiatus for the past milenium. It kinda made me want to cry. But but but it's SPRING BREAK BABEH. You think it'd make me want to write, but all I want to do is sleep. And eat. And play the sims. I'll write something soon. I promise...
4/9/09

Sooo. I kinda, sorta, really forgot that I need to be writing. I'm so horrible at this. But, butbutbut, if some new "inspiration" comes along maybe there will be some new stuff. Maybe. Probably. Most definately not. Ughh, I feel like a burnt match. My flame is gone, and it's never coming back. Whatever, I'll just read some yaoi. That always helps. XD.
3/18/09

Gah. I updated stories. Like. Last Week. I can't remember. I;m so tired. And probably won't be writing for a while. But yeah, if I can get those dirty gears grinding "A Late Night in Paris" might get finished before I graduate high school.
2/8/09

Happy New Year! It's 3:46 AM and I should be asleep. But it's been a while so I decided to edit this/ wait till 7 to fall asleep again. I've been writing, just not fanficiton. shamlessadvertising I have a fictionpress account, so if anyone is despreate enough they could go read my stuff there. http://www.fictionpress.com/~xcrushedx XD I'll try to write something for this account.
01/03/09

Now kiddies it's time for random quote of the...month! Let it fill you with inspiration. As long as I remember to update. (And no I don't have some stupid excuse for making this but when I do you'll be the first to know.)

"coughcough ashtray gorillaface." :jade

For some other reason I want a random quote section. Nothing to "fill you with inspiration" just stuff that I can waste my time on updating.
But if they do "fill you with inspiration" well more power to ya.

"I don't hate you, I hate your parents for having you." :Paul Mooney

"i don't hate the world just the majority of the people I encounter on it." :me

"ew, this balloon smells like dookie." me

"life smells like dookie" me friend cassondra

"well life needs an air freshner."

"who the hell, put buyon cubes, in my shower!" : sarah

"you know what Heather, don't worry about the hot guys we see in the mall" :val

"yeah, you have your big burrly boyfriend while the rest of us have to be horny and alone." :me

"i know you two are fighting but if any of that stuff gets on me...I'mma bet both ya asses" :a kid on the bus

(talking about a hot guy) "-gasp- look! his last name is...'Hun-gary'"

"val...that's a country."

"why don't you and your crew face me (deep breath) and the revolution." :sarah aka prince

(while my friend is beating a bag/chicken patty to oblivion) "stop! stop!"

(holds up the bag) "oh sorry. ...did you want some?"

"it's so hot you could cook a egg on the sidewalk, but not quite crisp the bacon." :some guy from some random public televison show I haven't seen in ages.

"my worse trait is procrastination...oh crap was I supposed to finish that" :cassondra

"...anywhere from 6 to 9 people were to be killed that night. The number varies on what theory you read or if you believe what they tell you in National Treasure" :my history teacher (no lie, i could think of nothing but national treasure for the rest of the day)

"he's from -starts to blink and wave arms around- um um" :val

"Hey! You! Without the eyebrows!"

(after watching Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist) "I will never eat gum, ever again" :sierra

"my people do not chase gazelle!" :me

"crap car? please, i'd be happier if you just pretended he doesn't have one. EVEN THOUGH HE DOES!" :val

"touche seeing as i don't consider that flinstone's style golf cart a car." :me"

You know what, it's on. I'm uprgrading from the bitch slap, my glove is coming off. Hand me some powder, I'm gonna pimp slap her into next week." :sierra

"Could the cop have had better timing?
'This is a very dangerous stretch of- WOOOAH!' "

"look, someone is about to get kicked in the butt. I don't know who
but if you don't want it to be you, move out of the way!" :me

"you ate the weed?!
yeah, i didn't feel like rolling it.
...facepalm"

"in conclusion, therefore, hence...what was I talking about" :maheen

"gasp He has Covergirl Sunglasses!!" :val

"F4 sex tornado!" :santa

"Panana bread: YOU WANT SUMMA THIS BREAD?!" :val/me

"Hollister; the devil's beachhouse!" :sara's mom

"who doesn't believe in global warming?
i dunno. cold blooded people? 'i don't feel no heat!!'" :cassondra/me

"hey bonquiqui
what's good, scrotum squeezer?" :tyler/me

LAST UPDATED: 11/23/09