'And I think what I just wrote is going over my head
I’m stealing lines from myself
And what I said was never said
It’s just a lyrical lie
Made up in my mind'
Cute Is What We Aim For - Lyrical Lies

"Why so serious?
Let's put a smile on that face of yours."
Heath Ledger's Joker

.All About Me

I'm Laura. A normal, British student by day, with scary attempts of being a decent fanfic writer by night.

I'm a simple creature, but I couldn't live without loud music, coffee, chocolate, cats, shoes, eyeliner or my computer.

I enjoy writing, but I also enjoy parties, Café Nero/Starbucks and being lazy just as much.

Snipet of Life #6 - Making a Cake

'Right, so you get the wrapper of the butter and rub it all over the tin.'
'That's right, rub it all over. Exactly how I like it.'

'That looks lumpy. What's this thing?'
'It's a sieve... Ah! We forgot to sieve the flour!'

'Push it in all the way!'
'Agh, no, I can't! It hurts!'
'For God's sake, you've only got half in. Just swallow!'
'You've scarred me. I'm never going to be able to eat Palma Violets again.'

.My Work

Most of my work is not to be taken seriously as my main genre is humour.

I'm far from being a poignant writer, so don't expect a lesson in life from reading dis shite - innit, blood.

I sometimes think my writing is crude, offensive and very often clichéd, but I hope it's entertaining and provides a few laughs.

I thank God frequently for spellcheckers. As an atheist, that's really something.

Beware of bad grammar if you feel the need to brave my old fics.

.Fanfiction

I read various pairings, situations and genres for a lot of different fandoms.

My own work isn't so colourful.

I love humour and the light hearted stuff.

I also like a good bit of romance or mystery, but I will read or write other genres.

I cannot write angst or smut for cookies.

Make me moved by your fic - be it laughter or crying - and I'll enjoy it.

In my opinion, the best fandom is Phoenix Wright, so that's where you'll find most of my work.

Yes, I'm obsessed with the PhoenixEdgeworth pairing. Sorry!

I usually like to check on the fanfiction for any anime or manga I watch or read.

I lurk around: Naruto, Death Note, Harry Potter, Bleach, Saiyuki, One Piece, Gintama, Get Backers, D. Grey Man, Kyou Kara Maou!, Hetalia: Axis Powers and Full Metal Panic.

.Ongoing and Other Stories

'O f F a k e F a i r y t a l e s A n d F a u x A m o u r'

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Humour/Romance

Co-writer: ShivaSan
Betas: Tarma Hartley and KingMobUK

Status: Chapter 11 is up, baby! Chapter 12 is in the dreaded drafting stage.

'M S N I n A c e A t t o r n e y L a n d'
Click

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Humour

.Fan Art

I can't draw to save my life, so seeing my stories in pictures is amazing.

Thanks very much for these. I'm so happy to have inspired you :)

DyingHerInnocence-
Click - Chibi Phoenix and Edgeworth at Christmas
Click - Cute PhoenixEdgeworth

Kartoon Kween (possible ff.net link)-
Click - Kath and Miles comic strip! - Of Fake Fairytales and Faux Amour
Click - Alternate version :) - Of Fake Fairytales and Faux Amour

pockypalooza-
Click - Miles Edgeworth in a black shirt, need I say more? - Of Fake Fairytales and Faux Amour, Chapter 8

ShivaSan-
Click - It's KATH! - Of Fake Fairytales and Faux Amour, Chapter 1

.Links

-Deviant Art
-Objection!
-E-mail

.Updates

15.07.2008 - Chapter 9, Logic Gone Astray, of 'Of Fake Fairytales and Faux Amour' is up!
17.07.2008 - 'The Answer is Divine Intervention' edited version is posted.
18.07.2008 - 'Turnabout the Morning After' edited version is posted.
20.07.2008 - 'Withdrawal Symptoms' edited version is posted.
03.12.2008 - Edited Chapter 3, Tongue Tied? If Only, of 'Of Fake Fairytales and Faux Amour' up.
24.02.2009 - Chapter 10, Hard at Work, of 'Of Faux Fairytales and Faux Amour' is up!
02.03.2009 - New avatar! Photoshooped instead of Paint. Makes a lot of difference ;)
15.06.2009 - Last exam :) Life begins at the end of June!
17.09.2009 - Chapter 11, Bluffing Straight Studs in a Family Pot, of 'Of Fake Fairytales and Faux Amour' is up!

"Imagination is a quality given a man to compensate him for what he is not,
and a sense of humour was provided to console him for what he is."
Oscar Wilde

'Run for
The hills
Astray
From the capital
And if you think you're alive
Then you're better off fucking dead
Salt my eyes
In hope I wont see your smile
And I guess this will be over my dead body'
Bring Me The Horizon - Rawwwr