RESPECT THE PLOT GIZKA!

Kaysh meg miit'gaana, oyacyi — Who writes, remains.

Ib'tuur jatne tuur ash'ad kyr'amur — Today is a good day for someone else to die.

Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la — Not gone, merely marching far away.
(In memory of all the American soldiers who have given their lives in the name of freedom.)

Train your sons to be strong but your daughters to be stronger.

ABOUT ME: Oh, lovely... a profile to fill out. Hmm... where to start, where to start... Well, okay, I'll start with the basics. I'm Tatooine92, but if you know me personally, you may call me Steph. I write huge numbers of fanfics (which explains why I'm even here in the first place, doesn't it?) and most of them involve the Knights of the Old Republic game series and my two characters based off of them: Lire Dakaar (KotOR 1) and Metarie Keno (KotOR 2). Most of these KotOR tales are one-shots or short stories, but there are a handful of long stories. I may not put my one-shots here, but you may find them at http://hawk.kotorfanmedia.com/user/2947

Now, we shall get to what you need to know about me in order to get along with me.

LIKES

- Carth Onasi

- Luke Skywalker

- Scorch (Delta 62/RC-1262)

- Atin (RC-3222)

- Iggy (the blind pyromaniac from Maximum Ride; remember him?)

- Kaidan Alenko

- Shenko fics

- FemRevan fics

- JaxSolo (http://www.fanfiction.net/~jaxsolo, http://www.jedi-kel.deviantart.com - She's mah bestie!)

- JS's Iron Man fic (on her deviantART profile and now here! Please read: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4614902/1/Iron_Bonds)

- chocolate!

- writing (Why else would I be here?)

- reading

- playing video games (Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, SW: Republic Commando, Mass Effect, The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind...)

- role-playing plot bunnies (or gizkas) with my best friend, the above-mentioned JaxSolo

- I also don't mind Sharrus fanfics, and I like Shoker ones. And Fax, as long as it's tasteful and in-character for both Max and Fang.

DISLIKES

- PEOPLE WHO LEAVE RUDE COMMENTS OR FLAT-OUT INSULTS. This not only fails to help me write better, but it also hurts my feelings! SO DON'T! Not to mention I'll use my wondrous powers of writing to have Wolverine claw your eyes out.

- improper grammar. Biggest. Pet peeve. EVER. GAH!

- fics that have poor grammar, excessive spelling errors, and poor sentence structure. They're hard to read, folks! If you don't have a spellchecker, please find a good beta reader. And occasional typo is fine, but a story that's an ode to typos, well, needs some work.

- fics that don't maintain the canon characters' original personalities. An example would be a Mass Effect fic in which Joker happily eats a coconut cake. He specifically mentions, in-game, that he hates coconut. Making him like it would be against his original personality. See?

- creamed spinach

- eggplant

- chores Who doesn't hate them?

- "I Love Lucy" It teaches me how NOT to be a wife.

- SLASH!! I don't care if it's M/M or F/F; it's all unacceptable to me. Don't like that? Tough.

FANDOMS

- Star Wars

- SW: Knights of the OldRepublic

- Republic Commando (game and the books)

- The Chronicles of Narnia

- Maximum Ride

- Indiana Jones

- "Firefly" (and Serenity the BDM)

- Iron Man, primarily the movie. Haven't read any of the comics. Yeah, pseudo-nerd here.

- Lord of the Rings

- Elder Scrolls

- X-Men

FAVE PAIRINGS (in no particular order)

- LSFRevan X Carth Onasi

- Shenko (FemShep X Kaidan Alenko)

- Shoker (FemShep X Jeff "Joker" Moreau)

- Sharrus (FemShep X Garrus Vakarian)

- Malnara (Mal Reynolds X Inara Serra)

- LSFRevan X Canderous Ordo

- LSFExile X Atton Rand

- LSFE X Mandalore (YES REALLY)

- LSFE X Bao-Dur (occasionally)

- Pepperony (Tony Stark X Pepper Potts (w00t w00t!))

- Charah (Chuck Bartowski X Sarah Walker. Even my little sister who usually despises fluff loves it!)

- Pretty much any canon character X OC

MOST DESPISED PAIRINGS (in no particular order)

- Niggy (Nudge X Iggy - it's just WRONG)

- Rayne (River Tam X Jayne Cobb - it's DISGUSTING)

- Jaylee (Jayne Cobb X Kaylee Frye. I only saw this once, but it totally weirded me out. Jayne's more like a brother to her!)

- FemShep X Liara (GAH!)

- Luke Skywalker X Mara Jade (-twitch-)

- ANY slash pairing (-gag-)

- Padakin/Anidala (Anakin Skywalker X Padmé Amidala - Padmé was awesome until she got married, plus the dialogue was lame)

- Atin X Laseema (...don't even get me started on THAT one...)

- Susan X Caspian (No. Just... no. It was awkwardly written, awkwardly executed, and it was just very, VERY out of place.)

- Chasey (Chuck X John Casey. Yes, I've seen it. No, I did not read it. I was feeling my lunch coming back up by then.)

Guess that's all, folks!

PS: I do a lot of AU—Alternate Universe—stuff just because I can. There's more room to breathe in AU circumstances, too. Sometimes I'll even write stuff that's an AU within an AU! Yeah. Random. XD

And don't forget to vote on my poll! I appreciate it! =D

STORIES CURRENTLY IN PROGRESS — Enjoy as chapters come!

Laurels: A collection of related one-shots/vignettes featuring the adventures of the Nerevarine in Cyrodiil, where she is bestowed a new title, to her chagrin: the Heroine of Kvatch. Just when she was getting ready to retire, she becomes a hero again. Oh well. Life happens. Martin/OC fluffles, too!

COMPLETED STORIES — Enjoy them all over again!

Project Delilah: A "Maximum Ride" tale that takes place approximately four years after Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports—or approx. 2011. With the Flock still "on the loose," the Director of Itex has concocted a new plan of attack against them: one of their own kind. (A bit of OC X Iggy fluff, as well as OC X OC. Does not take The Final Warning into account and is thus written as if that book did not exist.)

Fett'ad: A girl is raised by Jango Fett, eventually becoming a bounty hunter herself and falling in love with an ARC trainee in the days before the dawn of the Clone Wars.

Memory (Fett'ad II): Rogue's adventures continue as she finds herself locked in a battle against losing the two things that mean everything to her: love and memories.

Jorad (Fett'ad III): Rogue returns, seventeen years older and seventeen years wiser, as a hunt saboteur who's gotten cozy with her life as it is... until an series of unexpected events turns her life upside down.

Parenthood: Delta Squad is faced with an unlikely assignment when they find a little girl and must learn the finer tricks of parenting. Not only are they faced with the struggles of such a task, but they are confronted with the difficulty of learning to say good-bye.

Finding Hawk: Revan's daughter embarks on a journey of selfdiscovery upon learning of her mother's past for fear of following in those footsteps.

A Tale of Two Cuties: Long one-shot. Parody. Combines elements of both KotOR games to make something so stupid it's hilarious.

Dark Day: A Knights of the Old Republic tale. It's just an ordinary day on Korriban, and it's just an ordinary plasma mine. But one wrong move that would ordinarily be easily forgiven brings with it horrible consequences, leaving Carth to struggle with a new affliction: blindness. (Uses my FemRevan, Lire Dakaar, a scout from Ord Mantell. Pre-Leviathan fiasco.)

Cry: A Mass Effect Shenko one-shot. Andromeda Shepard mourns the death of Corporal Toombs.

Five Minutes: Another Mass Effect Shenko one-shot. Very short. Andromeda Shepard and Kaidan share a fuzzy moment before Ilos. Pure fluff. I won't deny it: it's sweet enough to make one puke candy corn.

PLANNED STORIES — Stay tuned!

— A handful of other ideas, like KotOR and Mass Effect one-shots, a sequel to Jorad, and probably a gazillion other things I have yet to even think about. These involve the following unfinished tales: a Canderous-centric fic; LSFExile/Kavar romance fic; Shoker fic; KotOR one-shot based on a chunk out of Dark Day (the dream Carth has about Lire in a slinky blue dress, as a matter of fact). STAY TUNED!

— Another Iron Man fic, this one in the same timeline of the movie, but it's AU. In other words, if you want to see the movie action, rent the movie. Beginning bears some similarity to the movie because that's how the party gets started. Once again, intros another OC. There is fluff, but it's non-sexual, so YAY! WRITING ON HIATUS

— An Iron Man movie-verse fic because, well, that's all I know. Currently being written! YAY! Eight chapters so far, with more planned, and even a couple written in advance. Also, OC-centric, with a handful of other OC supporting characters. Yeah. I love my OCs. WRITING ON HIATUS

— A "Firefly" tale that takes place between the episode "Objects in Space" and the Serenity movie. It introduces two new characters, as well . . . not to mention an interesting conundrum. Plot still in development, as are character personalities. Progress on this is slow because I'm doing my research on the original "Firefly" gang and their personalities, and I also have been struggling with the plot. ON INDEFINITE PLANNING HIATUS

— An Indiana Jones tale taking place some time after The Last Crusade with a bit of a flashback in the beginning. I've had this idea for well over two years but am just now getting around to working on it. Links with JaxSolo's planned story Lost Secret, which means I get to write the tale from the perspective of MY character as she's writing LS from the perspective of hers. So you get two perspectives on the same tale in two stories. Wild. XD UNWRITTEN, UNPLANNED

— Another "Indiana Jones" fic, but this one is more along the lines of humor/parody. Atara, a "protector," is sent back through the portals of time to keep Indy from getting killed. Unfortunately, he ticks her off, so she decides to get back at him by temporarily abandoning him. TLC parody. Indy's cool, but sometimes even the greatest superheroes need help, right? ;) Also involves a little bit of romance because I'm a sucker for that. UNPLANNED

NOTES

Many, MANY thanks to JaxSolo http://www.fanfiction.net/~jaxsolo or http://www.jedi-kel.devianart.com for allowing me to use her characters in my Fett'ad trilogy. I don't even want to know how stupid the story might be if some parts weren't a bridge to her Zero Line. Hugs!!

Oh, and all you out there... READ HER ZERO LINE OR DIE PAINFULLY!!Or at least feel sad because you missed out. (This order is still in effect even though ZL is abandoned. I'm very sad about that but am eager to see what she cranks out to replace it.)

Another thanks to JaxSolo for helping me concoct a plot for Project Delilah. She's the one who created Derek, not to mention RPed him for me. Dang, I dunno what I'd do without my author friend. (showers sisterly love upon her)

2.6.2009 I just realized how many "unplanned" or "on hiatus" fics I have listed. Whoops! XD I'll, y'know, work on them someday...