missmurder83
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since: 03-26-07, id: 1246360
country: USA
Author has written 11 stories for Inheritance Cycle, School of Rock, and Harry Potter.

() () Yes, this is the bunny. And he will take over the universe, one fanfiction profile at a time.

BEWARE HIS POWER!!!

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Fanfic/Writing

Pairings I Lurve

Attention Stalkers

Bio

My Sayings

Various Account Names

Hello.

I am Cat.

I am a teen.

I live in Wyoming.

No stalking me!!!Got it???

That would be weird.

But Flattering!

Yuss.

FANFIC/WRITING

Slash, slash, and more slash, but i do think Harry/Ginny is cute. I write mainly Zack/Freddy Slash and spinoffs of my own stories, which all have some form of slash. They just aren't fanfics. . go me, i can write stuff other than fanfic!

I'm really not that varied. If i find a pairing I like, I slowly work my way through nearly all the fics, M on down to K.

I don't usually write smut, but I read it all the time.

NOTE: Believe it or not, I like reading Mary-sue stories. Really I do. If any of my friends are reading this, you know my theories. Basically, Eragon, he's a mary sue or w/e they call the guys. Most every book you've read with a character and a love intrest is somewhat a mary-sue. EVERY STINKING ONE, LOVE. Yes, so I enjoy mary-sues and daydream as one all the time. Duh. Hardly ever write it down. Ever. Unless it becomes a plot bunny --so cute .--

Pairings I lurve:

Harry Potter:

Sirius/Remus

Harry/Draco

Seamus/Dean

Harry/Ginny

School of Rock:

Zack/Freddy is the only way to go people.

Eragon:

Murtagh/OCs

Murtagh/Eragon

Attention stalkers!

I didn't give you enough crap to come stalk me! THERE ARE AT LEAST FORTY SEVEN TEEN "Cats" in this city, not to mention the state. Haha, u suck. Go kill yourself...--it's a joke I swear--

Bio-Thing-y:

I'm kind of crazy, but quieter than most of my friends. I'm also kind of blunt. I tell the truth when I need to but I'm still polite. I talk to my characters and refer to them as real people. Note-because I've leaned my lesson on stereotypes and lables and crap- I'm not emo exactly, i'm just distinstly emo-esque. I'm way to artsy for emo. And too happy, well happy-esque...

Warning!!! I am a compulsive liar, but online I try to keep it kind of out of conversations, so please, if I do actually lie to you and you figure it out, don't yell. It's a condition. :(

Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, 30 Seconds to Mars, My Chemical Romance, Death Cab for Cutie, Hawthorne Heights,The Academy Is..., Flyleaf, Green Day, Lostprophets, Three Days Grace, Social Distortion, AFI,Taking Back Sunday, Trapt, The Who, AC/DC, Keane, Agustana, The Raconteurs, all awesome bands.

Things I DON'T Like:

I'm trying to get my head around Cedric/Harry but it's not working out too well -'casue harry loves Draco- Paris Hilton, celebrities that are not in any of my favorite moveis,Preppy people, Vitamens, doctors,action movies, lines, Organization, homework, kitten claws, Our new van that looks like every other van anywhere,horses, the fact that suicide is illegal --That's right throw my dead @$$ in jail!!-- Teachers, or just adults in general. --They always pick on me and my friends 'cause we wear a lot of black. We're not the ones talking behind other peoples backs to the point that people need therapy. We are good friends

Things I DO Like -wow, didn't see that one coming now did u?-

My friends -Duh- My lovely boyfriend ., Rock, stupid questions, thinking about my own mind, loch ness monster, the color Green, Slytherin-even though ireally belong in Ravenclaw...no joke-, Youtube, Writing, reading, hanging out at the library...-lol I'm so cool-Bebo,eyeliner, hottopic, red eyeshadow, Comedies, Plays, acting, MUSIC,Squiggels,photography, digital cameras, documenting everything that happens--if you ever saw my room you'll get it--

Why I hate Teachers-or adults in general-:

They always pick on me and my friends 'cause we wear a lot of black. We're not the ones talking behind other peoples backs to the point that people need therapy. We are good friends, we stick together. Unlike the preps, who do, as mentioned above, have these impenatreble cliques. It's kind of sad how many girls come sit at my table beacuse they're friends aren'y talking to them anymore. :'(

MY SAYINGS -I give due credit to Fran-K and others who say them or w/e

"Potato."

"I'm going to go cut myself then write a heavy metal song about it, then i'm going to cut myself some more" fake crying.

"O yeah, i can beat that. Chuck Norris."

"I'm giong to go jump off my friend cliff..."

"I'd really rather just kill myself. "

"I'm going to go kill myself, if i come back it didn't work..."

"O, go kill yourself."

"You want to take this outside?" someone else - "We ARE outside!". "Well then lets go inside it's kind of chilly out here!"

"Raise your goblet of Rock, it's a toast to those who rock." from school of Rock, but i say it all the time. I love that movie.

"What do you like to do?" me: "I dunno. Burn Stuff?" also SOR

you ask "Is something worng." i say "You're damn right there is, but we can't talk aboout it now." Death Cab for Cutie owns this, I just say it a lot.

"SLASH!"

"If you're emo and you know it clap ur hands" -whats the point?- Repeat as necces est. Last time through, scream -WHAT'S THE POINT- at the top of ur lungs.

"Nobody loves you, go kill yourself."

"Even in a crowd of people, I feel alone."

"'Cause I'm just so, so emo..." --From Lars the Emo kid, so insulting, but so wrong it's frigging hilarious--

Various Account Names -Well, links is more like it...-

Live Journal: http://missmurder83.livejournal.com/

Bebo: http://a-walking-suicide.bebo.com PLEASE VISIT, GET AN ACCOUNT AND ADD ME!! I have 15 whole friends.

DeviantArt: http://missmurder83.deviantart.com/


1. Dull Ache reviews
Sirius is always cold, Sirius warms him up. RSBL duh SLASH, Oneshot, rated more for saftey than anything. Please Review! :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-2-07 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete
2. It All Began with an Innocent Little Game » reviews
Freddy and SOR play spin the bottle. Freddy finds life with Zack is MUCH more dramatic than he originally thought it would be..ZackFreddy,i know the first few chaps. aren't very good but they get better!, cursing[like all the time]
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,119 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 6-26-07 - Published: 5-5-07
3. Afraid of the Dark: Hold Me A sonfic reviews
Zack is afraid of the Dark. Freddy comforts him. I got bored so i wrote this at 12:30a.m. ZackFreddy fluffyness yay cuteness. Beware my filthy mouth...btw rated for saftey. Oneshot! Song is Hold Me By Weezer
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-18-07 - Complete
4. Can I Have a Bite of Your Delicious Corndog? reviews
Eragon wants a bite of Murtagh's corndog...suggested MurEra...should be pretty safe but T just for saftey...oneshot
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 5-18-07 - Complete
5. Hospital Walls and Happiness » reviews
Zack awakes in the hospital from a suicide attempt and is greeted by none other than Freddy Jones. Slash, Oneshot, rated for seemingly obvious reasons [suicide attemps, slash, mild cursing]Please forgive me for my bad summary skills.
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-28-07 - Published: 4-27-07 - Complete
6. A Car and a Secret reviews
Zack and Freddy are driving home and decide to stop and eat. ZackFreddy slash.ONESHOT! My first SOR fic. Rated for seemingly obvious reasons[slash]. I hope it dosen't suck. Sorry for the typos. I wrote this at one a.m.
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-22-07 - Complete
7. Love, Hate, and a Very Confused Drunken Sibling reviews
Don't let the name fool you it's not really stupid. MurEra slash, incest, MurtaghOC. Eragon tells his drunken elder brother his feelings. ONESHOT rated for seemingly obvious reasons [aka slash, incest...]
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-7-07 - Complete
8. Smoke&Apples reviews
A MurtaghOC oneshot I wrote in science. Murtagh reminisces about Ranaya. I hope it dosen't suck. I own not Murtagh or other factors of the Inheritance Trilogy.Rated for saftey.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-5-07 - Complete
9. His Pain reviews
Yet another MurtaghOC oneshot I wrote.Ranaya watches over Murtagh as he sleeps and thinks about her dreams...wow that was a terrible summary...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-4-07 - Complete
10. Guardian Angel a Sonfic reviews
A sonfic i wrote in social studies. MurtaghEragon Slash, incest, oneshot. Don't like, don't read. Based on Guardian Angel by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, famous for FACE DOWN which I hear on the radio daily.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-4-07 - Complete
11. Blizzard reviews
Oneshot.Murtagh and his OC companion have to stop being stubborn and apologize to one another to save their lives in the deadly [gasp] blizzard. My first fic, i'm not ashamed of it really, so don't be unusually cruel. rated for saftey
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-2-07 - Complete