If you're reading this you have too much time on your hands...

Favorite Anime: Naruto, Bleach, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Azumanga Daioh, Full Metal Alchemist, Inuyasha, HunterXHunter, Beet the Vandel Buster, Whistle, Hellsing, Eureka 7, ATLA if it counts, and maaaannnny others

Favorite Books/Authors: J.R.R. Tolkein, C.S. Lewis, T.A. Barron, Garth Nix, Sophie's World, Shakespeare (I told you, I'm a nerd), Christopher Paolini, Louis L'amour, Dune and everything related to it, Artemis Fowl and it's many sequels, and some other stuff I can't think of...

Story ideas

As of right now I have two main stories running through my head. I haven't written them yet, but I'd appreciate it if you guys didn't steal the ideas (I'm not accusing you guys of anything, but I've read too many stories where the author has had their story plagarized).

Zephyr's Fury: Anyway, in this story the main character is Soyokaze Kyouran. He's put onto Team Naruto, led by Naruto as his Jounin-sensei, Hanabi, and Gokai Ayako. They get involved in a great number of adventures that I haven't decided on yet. First chapter is up. On Hold until I get through Writers block.

Life After Death: Here's the basic idea. Naruto dies after saving Team Hebi from a Akatsuki controlled bijuu. He goes to the afterlife, meets some very important people, and becomes The Death God's personal Demon slayer. In Konoha life moves on without him as the good guys prepare to fight Akatsuki. Pairings include Gaahina, Chouino, Shikatema, and Sasusaku. I'm thinking of throwing in SaiXShino to please all of the yaoi fangirls. Probably gonna be an Epicfic. On Hold For the moment

There are only a couple of things I need. They are:

1) A beta that can read stupid and help me.

2) Someone who speaks Japanese. It would help a lot with names of people and Techniques

I am more than happy to beta someone's story provided a couple of things:

1 It's in English and understandable. My spanish may be improving, but it's not yet ready for FF. And if i can't understand what's going on there is no chance in hell I'm going to beta it.

2 it is not a songfic, high school fic, or a complete waste of my time. Seriously, if I'm gonna read it then it has to have some quality. Songfics, highschool fics, and other pieces of crap are not quality.

3 The pairing is understandable. I refuse to read stories that are along these lines: "X and Y are in love because I SAID SO, even though they've only met once and barely talked". I'll read crack pairings if there funny or if the author can pull them off. but no other ones...

On another note, I have to point something out. I do in fact like Naruhina. In Canon at least. It's just that I've seen it butchered so many times that even when I do read some good ones, it just seems wrong. Also I support Gaahina but only if Naruto had died. Elsewise, it just feels wrong. I do not read yaoi because unfortunatly I'm straight (unless it's a comedy/parody, then I'm all for it).

I prefer to use Japanese for things that don't translate well like Naruto's "Dattebayo" and Sakura's "Shannaro". Sorry but you'll just have to deal with it.

I will try my best to review as many stories as I can. My policy on flaming is this, if you're gonna flame someone, at least have the stones to sign it with your actual penname. I believe that reviews were originally meant to be a source of constructive criticism. Therefore, when I review a story, I will try to point out the things I liked, and the things I think the author can improve on. It is my sincere hope that people will not be offended by my reviews and instead, adopt this policy or something close to it.

Since I'm such a die-hard "Ask Sakura" fan. I have created a facebook group here to celebrate the loss of a true wonder.

I'm ceyx0991 on AIM.