Update: I will be updating my stories soon. Some members of my family have been dealing with declining health and that along with being a freshman in high school has been taking up most of my time. On top of all that, I wrote Twilight's Children and Challenges of Life two years ago in seventh grade. I think I have reached a point where I'm not enjoying them like I used to and I also think that my writing style has changed a little bit. I won't abandon the story but I need to wait for some things to be cleared up and for the plot bunnies to strike. Sorry, I'll make it up to those of you who are still reading my stoies by posting a chapter as soon as I have something that is better than what I have posted in the past. Thank you for your patience and for reading these stories.

Hi guys! I just wanted to tell you a little bit about me. First off I LOVE to read!! It is the best thing to do in the world, my favorite books are Twilight and New Moon by Stephenie Meyer, Blood and Chocolate and The Silver Kiss by Annette Curtis Klause, Seven Tears into the Sea by Terri Farley, The Swiss Family Robinson by J.D. Wyss,all of the Chronicles of Narnia by C.S. Lewis, all the Harry Potter books by J.K. Rowling, The Halloween Tree by Ray Bradbury, Go Ask Alice by Anonymous, Where the Red Fern Grows by Wilson Rawls, all of Edgar Allan Poe's works, The Giver and Gathering Blue and The Messanger by Lois Lowery, The Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket, and hundreds more you should read them if you ever get the chance.

My favorite movies are (this list isn't as long) Dracula (1992 version), Ever After, October Sky, Narnia, Peter Pan, The Sandlot one and two, Pirates of the Carribean, Akeelah and the Bee,The Devil Wears Prada, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Big Jake, The Shootist, All of the Harry Potter movies (but #5 is my favorite).(told you the list was shorter.)

My favorite actors (so far) are John Wayne, Gary Oldman, Rob Pattenson and Johnny Depp.

And there is just one thing I really need to get off my chest... YES I LISTEN TO COUNTRY PEOPLE!! STOP BUGGING ME ABOUT IT, I DON'T MAKE FUN OF YOUR MUSIC DO I!? I do respect all types of music though (exept rap- rap is not music all they are doing is speaking to a beat about sex, drugs, drinking and weapons and it requires very little talent what so ever!) I am a girl if you didn't already know. I have three birds named Bugs, Conrad and Hopper. I have two sisters (my older one just got married in September 2007 so now I have a brother-in-law), a brother and a mom and dad...obviously. I have blond hair and blue eyes. I am also very random...EDWARD CULLEN IS HOT!! Sorry I had to get that out of my system...

Also I might not post much but sometimes I think of stories or poems about my favorite books and movies that my friends have heard um-teen thousand times and I might post it. Thank you for reading my rant and enjoy the stories!

Steam Spot:

Ok, this is just my spot where I can blow off all the steam I have built up in my system from life. If there are people reading this, please don't take offince for anything I say on here, it will most likely be gone by the next day. I'll also put news here about my updates so I can cut down the Author's Notes on my stories.

10/27/2007

Yes I haven't updated yet but I do have a good excuse. My friends are all really mad at each other and I have to act as peace keeper which is taking up a lot of my time and patience. I will update tomorrow (Sunday) after I get home from church so around 1 or 1:30pm. I also just got my braces off which has taken up even more time and my sister is being a brat. I promise I will update tomorrow and if I don't, you can all hunt me down and sent rabid vampire squirels at me. I promise an update tomorrow, you can hold me to it!

10/16/2007

Ok, an update is on the way guys! I will be turning in my 220 point social studies project by Thursday at the latest so unless my teachers decide to become even cruler, I will have an update up for Challenges of Life by Friday. Otherwise my next target date is Sunday so I will update that! As for my other story Simpson's Character Care Manual, I will update that as soon as I get another chapter written so probably by Sunday at the latest since I haven't updated in FOREVER! I will update though soon guys, I just have a lot going on right now since I have to decide whether I want to go to high school in a school that would be great for me but is 3 hours away from my house one way where I don't know anyone, or a school that is a half hour away at most one way but isn't quite as good but I know almost everyone. I'm working on the updates, don't worry! Also, I'm trying to figure out how to upload an image onto my profile so if someone could tell me how to do that I will write out a chapter in their honor! Ok that's all for right now, I'll update as soon as I get a chance, but I might update faster if my favorite author's would update their stories coughhintcough! See ya at my next update!

Stuff From Stories

Twilight's Children:

Samantha's Bedroom Furniture

Bed- http://www.afwonline.com/ic280frm.asp?prodno=1252-QBED&COMBO1=5001&FurnType=BedRm

Dresser- http://www.afwonline.com/ic280frm.asp?prodno=1259&COMBO1=5002&FurnType=BedRm

Mirror- http://www.afwonline.com/ic280frm.asp?prodno=1268&COMBO1=5002&FurnType=BedRm

Nightstand- http://www.afwonline.com/ic280frm.asp?prodno=1257&COMBO1=5004&FurnType=BedRm

Chest- http://www.afwonline.com/ic280frm.asp?prodno=1255&COMBO1=5003&FurnType=BedRm

Armoire- http://www.afwonline.com/ic280frm.asp?prodno=1256&COMBO1=5005&FurnType=BedRm

Rug- http://www.afwonline.com/ic280frm.asp?prodno=162-35TW9MU&COMBO1=1103&FurnType=Rugs

Trash Can- http://www.afwonline.com/ic280frm.asp?prodno=CD2002-W&COMBO1=1010&FurnType=ACC

Cabinet- http://www.afwonline.com/ic280frm.asp?prodno=FG3427-W&COMBO1=9017&FurnType=ACCENT

Chris's Bedroom Furniture

Room- http://www.afwonline.com/ic280frm.asp?prodno=B201-5PCSET&COMBO1=5000&FurnType=BedRm

The Mural in Sam's Room- http://www.amfmdx.net/travel/gifs/revelstoke20meadow.jpg

Sam's Dress for the Trial- http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/application/prodDisplay/?namespace=productDisplay&origin=onlineProductDisplay.jsp&event=display&prnbr=ZM-170081&cgname=OSCLODRSVILrfnbr=2667&dispMode=STANDARD

Sam's Shoes for the Trial- http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/application/prodDisplay/?namespace=productDisplay&origin=onlineProductDisplay.jsp&event=display&prnbr=ZM-211706&page=1&cgname=OSSHUNEWZZZ&rfnbr=3558

Challenge's of Life:

Chris's Car- http://www.diseno-art.com/encyclopedia/vehicles/road/modified_cars/Saleen_Parnelli_Jones_Mustang.html

Random Area:

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This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

SUPPORT THE BUNNY!

"Did you know that there are billions of planets in the universe, and that the planets revolve around thousands of suns, and the suns revolve in hundreds of galaxies and there are hundreds galexies revolving around one point in the univers? And guess what? YOU'RE NOT THAT POINT!!" -Reba

¸.•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨)
(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Even when you cant see him GOD is there! if you belive in GOD put this in your profile

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe),QuickCookie

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

1 out of every 184 people has Celiac Disease (can't eat wheat,rye,oats or barley). If you or someone you know has Celiac copy and paste this onto your profile. (My mom, me and grandparents do and let me tell you, it SUCKS!!)

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been so sick that the world has all been green/ blue, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you freakin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Cullen, copy this into your profile.

Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk like a Pirate Day copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile (I have done this a lot lol).

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you like claymation movies (e.g. Wallace and Gromit, Corpse Bride) copy this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (I'll take Jack off your hands Elizabeth...lol :)

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. (and in my iPod, and in my CD player, and on the radio. Music is everywhere)

(')This, over here, is my amazing candle. I am lighting it to commerate the deaths of those 32 lives that were lost at Virginia Tech.

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I have GREEN SKIN so I Must be a witch

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be a snob

I wear a lot of BLACK, so I MUST be goth.

~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD. (Ya'll, stereotyping needs to stop. It's unkind and mean and hurts people's feelings.)

READ IN A DARK ROOM AND ALL ALONE!!

chineese kid is seen down the hall
the light flickers on and off.
every time the light flickers on he gets closer
closer and closer until, he's suddenly gone
you hear a slight breathing sound behind you.
you turn around and see a little boy. small and pale blue.
he tilts his head to the side and makes the creepiest noise youve ever heard and probably the last creepiest thing youll ever hear again.
his mouth wide open and the fowl noise pouring out, you panic.
you turn to run.
your legs are like steel.
when you turned ot run there was nothing behind you.
you glance back at the boy to see him still standing there with his mouth open.
you face forward and continue to run when you see a little girl waiting for you.
she opens her mouth and begings to make the same noise.
your ears are ringing uncontrollably. you fall to your knees and cover your ears. darkness is surrounding you until it is nothing except darkness.
the ringing stops and you open your eyes.
your laying in a hospital bed alone.
you look around andfind a mirror. in the mirror you look at yourself. then you look behind you. you see the little boy. staring at you. your ears begin to ring again.
r ur ears ringing ?
look behind you.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER :

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Make your mother proud, dont smoke pot or stop breathing because Abrocrombie and Fitch tell you its not cool to breath.

This poem was written by Pavel Friedman who was sent to Terezin on April 26,1942 and died in Auschwitz.

"I Never Saw Another Butterfly"

I never saw another butterfly . . .
The last, the very last,
so richly, brightly, dazzling yellow.
Perhaps if the sun's tears sing
against a white stone . . .
Such, such a yellow
Is carried lightly way up high.
It went away I'm sure because it
wished to kiss the world goodbye.
For seven weeks I've lived in here,
Penned up inside this ghetto,
but I have found my people here.
The dandelions call to me,
And the white chestnut candles in the court.
Only I never saw another butterfly.
That butterfly was the last one.
Butterflies don't live here in the ghetto.
-- Pavel Friedman, June 1942

Random Facts

The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.

A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.

Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

(hands up who actually tried this!)

Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump."

If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

The names of the continents all end with the same letter with which they start.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or

it will digest itself. (YUCK!)

The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.

A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.

On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily!

Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple and silver.

The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War 2 killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

(Who was the sadist who discovered this??)

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

Sherlock Holmes NEVER said "Elementary, my dear Watson".

The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.

Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!!

Coca-Cola was originally green.

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.

The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28

The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: 6,400

The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000

The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

The youngest pope was 11 years old.

The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

Those San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents! a great king from history:

Spades - King David

Hearts - Charlemagne

Clubs -Alexander, the Great

Diamonds - Julius Caesar

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

I may not agree with anything you say but I will defend to the death your right to tell such lies.

-Anonymous

When they come for the guns give them the bullets.

-Bumper sticker at a gun show

Vegetarian; The Cherokee word for poor hunter.

-Some t-shirt I saw at a Sportsman's Expo

All of God's creatures are good next to mashed potatoes and gravey.

-Some t-shirt I saw at a Sportsman's Expo

PETA-People Eating Tasty Animals

-Some t-shirt I saw at a Sportsman's Expo

Prison Cell Mate:"He, her leader is over 4,000 years old"

Brass:"Oh yeah 4,000... the new 50."

-CSI

Brock, Reba and Van are in an old folks home:

Brock: I hate places like these, they remind me about how I'll be old one day.

Van: One day.. HA!

Brock: You'll be old one day too Van. We'll see whos laughing then.

Van: Well it won't be you because you'll be dead.

-Reba

It's Bart's birthday and he just opened Grandpa Simpson's gift and it's full of money.

Marge: Where'd you get all the money?

Grandpa: The government. I don't need it, I don't want it but if they miss one payment I'll raise Hell!

-The Simpsons

Bellatrix- (sneeringly) Well Longbottem, how are your parents these days?

Nevil- Better now that they're about to be avenged!

- Harry Potter and the Order of the Phinox (movie)

Kitty: Raisons are nature's candy.

Red: And Eggs are nature's handgernade.

-That 70's Show