|alan is stupid|
This account was previously known as microwaved noodles. However, some JACKASSES from my dorm found my account, so I deleted everything potentially incriminating. No more shitty fanfictions for you guys, sorry.
Jabari, Alan, you guys suck.
Alan, my toe still hurts. You slammed it in a fucking DOOR. This will come back to haunt you some day.
A.K.A. the angry lesbian who will fuck you up
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