This account was previously known as microwaved noodles. However, some JACKASSES from my dorm found my account, so I deleted everything potentially incriminating. No more shitty fanfictions for you guys, sorry.

Jabari, Alan, you guys suck.

Alan, my toe still hurts. You slammed it in a fucking DOOR. This will come back to haunt you some day.

Sincerely,

Audrey

A.K.A. the angry lesbian who will fuck you up