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since: 03-27-07, id: 1246971, Profile Updated: 09-03-09
country: United States

Bday: Oct.26.93

Age:15

Location: NYC

Gender: Chick

Heritage:Chinese-Cantonese

Fanfic: I started reading during 6th grade before I finally joined the site at 8th, until now I've become (really really) obsessed. When ever I'm bored off my ass my mind just automatically switches on to fanfiction just trying to come up with good material to complete a chapter, if I think of something good it is typed into my Blackberry. I've got several stories packed in my laptop since forever but none have really been complete because of my MAJOR writer's block and my consciousness to reviewers and then there's the fear of turning the whole shebang into an OOC sort of thing, which I despise with a passion. I don't want my stories to be a fluffy crap for you guys to read they must be sensible crap cause then I could never with myself if I had my favorite pairings suddenly running towards each other in a flower field with adoring smiles and then exchange some really really really cliche/cheesy lines.

TV Rant: There are shows where I'm like "ew" at at first but when I catch a glimpse of an episode I just can't stop! Gossip Girl is one of them cause I thought it was going to turn out to be like a soap opera but I LOVE Chuck and Blair! They have their moments when they pull together to support one another. True Blood is another example, I read one of Charlaine Harris's books and was bored to death so I didn't want to bother but I gave it a try after seeing it advertised on my way to school (everyday) and then I just got sucked into it. I am sooo digging the hot sheriff Eric Northman and his maker Godric (I still can't believe they just killed him off like that! T-T) and last but not least Lafayette :) his flamboyent personality always has laughing my ass off. You just can't get tired of him.

Likes:

1) Coca cola

2) Starbucks

3) TV: Burn Notice, Bones, CSI: NY, Royal Pains, Will & Grace, Friends

4) Sushiiiii !

5) Cooking

6) Mystery Novels (sleuths)

7) Making friends

8) Hugs :)

9) Eric Northman (Alexander Skarsgard: sexiest man in Sweden)

10) Godric (I love you)

Dislikes:

1) Yaoi, sry but it just creeps me out..not that i have a problem with homos and all but its just freaky in anime.

2) OCness in my favorite characters. Just ruins the whole story.

3) Thunder ( i swear they just come out of nowhere and scare the bajeebies outta me!)

4) Science (can kiss my ass)

5) Guys with their pants half off their ass

6) Asian guys with their fancy hair and 'manbags' as they call it (they're more feminine looking than me T-T)

7) Rap

8) MAJOR Mary-sues. No such thing as 'perfect' with their beautiful looks and a personality/talents

Hottest Guys Of Anime:

1) Hitsugaya Toushirou

2) Ulquiorra Schiffer

3) Hibari Kyouya

4) Lelouch Lamperouge

5) Sebastian Michaelis

6) Mukuro Rokudo

6) L Lawliet

7) Monkey D. Luffy (his goofy ways are so cute )

8) Nougami Neuro

Pairings:

Naruto

Sasuke x Sakura(my #1 fav)

Ghost Hunt

Naru x Mai

Yu Yu Hakusho

Hiei x OC

Kurama x OC

Harry Potter

Draco x Hermione

House M.D

Gregory House x Allison Cameron

Hellsing

Alucard x Seras

Bleach

Hitsugaya Toshirou x OC

Ulquiorra x OC

D N Angel

Dark x OC

Satoshi x OC

Supernatural

Sam x OC

Dean x OC

Prince Of Tennis

Echizen Ryoma x OC

Full Metal Alchemists

Ed x OC

Deathnote

Lawliet x OC

Teen Titian

Kid Flash x Jinx

Bones

Booth x Brennan

Zach x OC

Kuroshitsuji

Ciel Phantomhive x OC

Sebastian Michaelis x OC

Katekyo Hitman Reborn

Hibari Kyouya x OC

Chrome Dokuro x Mukudo Rokudo

True Blood

Eric Northman x OC

Godric x OC

Favorite/Funniest Quotes:

'Its all fun and games until someone gets my foot up their ass.'-Veronica mars

'People like you is the reason why we have middle fingers.'-somewhere off the internet

'Russel. Your metaphors are magical but shut. The fuck up.'-Dane Cook from 'Employee of the Month'

Jack: 'For your information, most people who meet me do not know that I am gay.'

Will: 'Jack, blind and deaf people know you're gay. Dead people know you're gay.'- Will & Grace

Karen: 'Good Lord. I can't believe I'm at a public pool. Why doesn't somebody just pee directly on me?'-Will & Grace

Trying to start up her Uncle Jerry's old car
Grace: 'Okay, here we go... that's weird. Will, what do you think is wrong?'
Karen: 'Oh, my God. She just asked a Fairy an engine question. We're all gonna die in this car.'
Will: 'Karen, you're not going to die. It would take a silver bullet and a wooden stake to do that.'-Will & Grace

Karen is offended because Grace said that she, Karen, could not be trusted as a babysitter
Grace: 'Look, Karen, I'm sorry, but taking care of children is a huge responsibility. It's more "Tickle Me, Elmo" and less...”Let's fill Elmo up with drugs and smuggle him across the border."'-Will & Grace

Karen: (sympathetically) 'Oh, Grace... '
Grace: 'What?'
Karen: 'Nothing, I just thought it needed an "Oh, Grace".'

Grace: That's not a compliment. A compliment is "you're sexy", "you turn me on", not "one look at you proves I'm a queer".

Karen is showing her breasts to a woman
Grace: 'Karen, what are you doing?!'
Karen: 'She started it.'
Grace: 'Karen, she's nursing!'
Karen: 'Oh... That would explain the little bald man.'

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