16th January 2012-if this message is not updated by 31st January 2013 then well...I'm dead, and I imagine that it sucks, though since I am currently alive and well and putting this up as a precaution since I would hate to leave people expected me to update, I have no idea if the death thing actually sucks...will suck...whatever.

Peace out and Rock on,

Anzer'ke.

Personal Information.

Pen Name; Anzer’ke (pronounced Anz-eh-re-ke)

Actual Name; Alec

Age; 19

Gender; Oh for Noxyda’s sake, can’t you guess. My Name is Alec, A-L-E-C, how many girls do you know with that name. And if you still don’t know then it’s male.
EDIT: TheParadoxMuse was kind enough to point out that he knows a girl with this name. Thusly having been foiled I must now reveal my true gender as being...male. But I had you going for a minute there huh? Now you don't know if I'm lying or not, MYWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Nationality; Scotland. For. Ever. Funny thing but has anyone ever noticed that if you look English or American then everyone hates you around Europe, but once you tell them you are Scottish, Welsh, Irish etc. they love you. Usually. Any way I am in fact Scottish...May I make the note that this is an observation. I have nothing against anyone until I've met them...then I tend to hate them ( joke)

Address; The island of Nunya… Nunya business that is. No really do you think I’m going to tell you where I live, or any other personal details… do you want to know!? (By the way, avatar the last airbender fans may have caught the reference. Those who aren’t fans can look in season 2, episode 6, The Blind Bandit. 2 minutes and 50 seconds into the episode.)

Telephone number; …what is wrong with you, I just said no. do you think I’m some kind of idiot. (Please don’t answer that).

STOP PRESS

All Naruto fans must now proceed to Ninja Magic's profile at the following link : http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1437431/Ninja_Magic : go there and read proof of the abilities of the naruto characters and hence never write a crossover with underpowered NShinobi again.

OKAY...YOU CAN START AGAIN

Favorite Anime &/or Manga (quite a short list);

Baccano!

Avatar the Last Airbender

One Piece

Negima

Bleach

Ghost in the Shell

666 Satan

Psyren

Vexille

History's Strongest Disciple Kenichi

Naruto

Appleseed

To Aru Matsu No Index/Kagaku No Railgun

Soul Eater

Berserk

Rosario + Vampire (& II)

Sword of the Stranger

Kurohime

Midori Days

Nagasarante Airantou

Rave

Zatch Bell

Oban Star Racers

Inuyasha

Anima

Ai No Exorcist

Hareluya Boy

Until Death do us Part

Black Cat

Chrome Shelled Regios

Half And Half

Defense Devil

Erementar Gerad

Fullmetal Alchemist

Baka To Test To Shokanju

Black God

Kimi ni Todoke

Princess Ressurection

Yureka

Shiawase Kissa

Gai Rei

Samurai Deeper Kyo

Samurai Champloo

Seikeri

MAR (not Mar Omega which is CRAP)

Flame of Recca

Shaman King

Princess Mononoke

Porco Rosso

Bitter Virgin

My Neighbour Totoro

Nausicca of the Valley of the Wind

Zombie Loan

Hunter x Hunter

.Hack

Nuraihyon no Mago

Laputa Castle in the Sky

Akira

Yu Gi Oh

Sword of The Stranger

Yu Gi Oh Gx

Spirited Away

Favorite Movies (very partial list);

Underworld 1&2 (could someone tell me when the third one is out, because I’m pretty sure it’s a trilogy).

The Rock

James Bond

The Count of Monte Cristo

Avatar

16 Blocks

The Last Castle

Without a Paddle

Dodgeball

Pluto Nash

Resident Evil 1,2&3

Doom

The Mummy 1&2

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Final Fantasy Advent Children

Final Fantasy Spirits Within

King Arthur

Van Helsing

Dude where’s My Car

Favorite Books (Absolutely massive list...once I finish it that is);

Every single book ever written by Terry Pratchett. Ever.

The Old Kingdom Trilogy

R.A. Salvatore...is a god

Bartimaeus Trilogy

Tales from the Old Kingdom

H.I.V.E.

The Ragwitch

Shade’s Children

The Hunger Games

Inkheart

The Outward Bounders

His Dark Materials

Dark Magicians Trilogy

Inheritance Cycle

And a Whole hell of a lot more that I can't remember right now, seriously two walls of my old room were at one time covered in books four deep, cleaned it up and now get them out occasionally when I remember them.

NOT HARRY POTTER.

Favorite Games

All Final Fantasy games except XII and XIII

DrakenGard

Bioshock 1 & 2

Enslaved: Journey to the West

Quantum Theory

Dragon Age

Blue Dragon

Mario...all of them

Nier

Assassin's Creed 1 & 2

Nier

Tekken

Star Ocean Till the end of time

Shadow Hearts; Covenant

The Legend of Zelda

Kingdom Hearts

Skies of Arcadia- please will someone give me a moonstone cannon.

Doom

Supported Shippings;

A.t.L.A.

Aang & Toph-My First (and favourite) Ship. (Sniffs and wipes away a tear)-Taang

Zuko & Katara-Zutara

Jet & Mai-Jai

Sokka & Ty Lee-Ty Lokka

Haru & Azula-Harula

Tom-Tom & Hope-...someone help me here

Longshot & Smellerbee-Smellershot

Naruto

Naruto & Hinata-Naruhina

Rock Lee & Sakura-Sakulee

Sasuke & Sakura (or rather I don't mind it too much)

Gaara & Matsuri

Iruka & Anko

Neji & Ten Ten

Minato & Kushina

Chouji & Ino

Konohamaru & Hanabi

Asuma & Kurenai

Pein & Konan

Shikamaru & Temari

Shadow Hearts

Kurando & Anastasia

Yuri & Alice

Ben & Karen/Anne

666 Satan

Jio & Yuria

Cross & Ruby

Ball & Mei

Rave

Haru & Ellie

Musica & Reina

Let & Julia

Inuyasha

Inuyasha & Kagome

Koga & Ayame

Miroku & Sango

Bankotsu & Jakotsu

Sesshomaru & Rin (preferably Older Rin)

Negima

Negi & (in no meaningful order) Nodoka, Asuna, Ayaka, Eva, Chachamaru, Hakase, Setsuna, Konoka, Fuka, Fumika, Kaede, Mana, Zazie, Anya, Akira, Ako, Makie, Yuna, Chisame, Haruna, Yue, Ku Fei, Asakura, Sakura, Takane, Misora and Sayo

Yes that is a Negi & Harem pairing and yes I do support it, as well as any combination of the above set (Negi & Ayaka, Negi & Fuka, Fumika etc.)

Setsuna & Konoka

Kotaro & Chizuru, Natsume, Sakurako, Misa, Madoka (same as with my Negi pairing)

Psyren

Yoshina & Amamiya

Junas & Caprico

Shao & Marie

Haruhiko & Chika

Kagetora & Matsuri

Ian & Fubuki

Berserk

Gutts & Caska

Isidro & Schierke

Seperico & Farnese

Rosario + Vampire

Tsukune & Ura-Moka, Omote-Moka, Kurumu, Mizore, Rubi and Yukari

Gin & Sun

Bus Driver & Nekomone

History's Strongest Disciple Kenichi

Kenichi & Miu and Renka

Ukita & Freya and Kisara

Sakaki & Shigure

Natsu & Honoka

Baccano!

Claire/Vino & Chane

Isaac & Miria

Firo & Nemis

Luck & Eve

Jacuzzi & Nice

Keith & Kate

Ladd & Lua

Gerd & Sylvie

Bleach

Ichigo & Rukia

Ishida & Orohime

Kenpachi & Unohana

Uraha & Yodouichi

Star Ocean: Til the End of Time

Albel & Nel

Fayt & Maria and Sophia

Cliff & Mirage

MAR

Ginta & Dorothy

Alviss & Bell

Danna & Ginta's Mother

Phantom & Candice

Jack & Pano

One Piece

Zoro & Tashigi

Luffy & Hancock

You may notice that I don't much like most happens of Mugiwara & Mugiwara...Nakama doesn't have romantic connotations in this series.

Oban Star Racers

Aikka & Molly

Kurohime

Zero & Kurohime

Kazama & Asura

Oyuki & Yukio

Nagasarate Airantou

Harem for teh lulz

Black Cat

Leon & Eve

Train & Saya

Sven & Tearju

Charden & Kyoko

Creed & Echidna

Jenos & Rinslet

Drakengard

Caim & Angelus

Chaos Legion

Sieg & Arcia

Twokinds (cause it should be up here)

Trace & Flora

Keith & Natani

Flame of Recca

Raika & Fuuko

Recca & Yanagi

Beelzebub

Oga & Hilda and Aoi

Furuichi & Angelica

Sengoku Youko

Shinsuke & Shakugan

Brutal Legend

Eddie & Ophelia

Tekken

Alisa & Lars

Jin & Xiao

Yoshimitsu & Kunimitsu

Bioshock

Billy & Eleanor

Delta & Sophia

Nier

Nier & Kaine

Emil & Yohna

Kingdom Hearts

Roxas & Namine

Sora & Kairi

Hayner & Olette

Heroes

Sylar & ...someone(O.C. not yaoi)

Underworld

Michael & Selene

Lucian & Sonja

Terminator

John & Cameron

Marcus & Blair

Uncle Bob & T-X

John Henry & Savanah

John Elison & Catherine

Until Death Do Us Part

Mamoru & Haruka

Kilo & Sierra

Eragon

Eragon & Saphira

Solembum & Angela

Murtagh & Nasuada

Roran & Katrina

Garth Nix('s books)

Nick & Lirael

Arthur & Suzy

Soul Eater

Black Star & Tsubaki

Soul & Maka

Death The Kidd & Liz and Patty

Ox & Kim

Sid & Mira Nygus

Spirit & Kami

Stein & Marie

Stein & Medusa

Princess Mononoke

Ashitaka & San

Yu Gi Oh

Seto & Serenity

His Dark Materials

Will & Lyra

Pantalaimon & Kirjava

Samurai Champloo

Mugen and Jin & Fuu

Mugen & Yatsuha

Jin & Shino

The Legend of Zelda

Link & Midna-Lidna

Rallis & Ilia

Shad & Ashei

Quantum Theory

Syd & Felina

Enslaved: Journey to the West

Monkey & Trip

Final Fantasy

Vincent & Yuffie-Yuffentine

Auron & Rikku-Aurikku

Balthier & Fran

Cid & Shera

Cid & Edea

Cloud & Tifa

Squall & Rinoa

Zack & Aerith

Seifer & Fujin

Zell & Quistis

Irvine & Selphie

Steiner & Beatrix

Zidane & Garnet/Dagger

Amarent & Freya

Tseng & Elena

Resident Evil

Billy & Rebecca

Matt & Alice

Leon & Ada

Rain & JD

Alien/Predator

Jeuki & Emma-Jeumma

Scar & Lex-SEX( joke!!)

Predator & Human

Sonic

Knuckles & Rouge

Warhammer 40K

O'Shovah & O'Shaserra-O'Shoverra

Now I would just like to say that these are my ships and I will not be moved on them so don’t even try. No. Really. (Climbs into fort and arms moonstone cannon) COME HERE LITTLE PIGGIES!!

Oh and I know that several of these are cross-species and I do not find it (or anything else except incest, rape and child-abuse (and bestiality which is sort of the same thing)) disgusting and I personally like the whole love conquers all barriers aspect of it, so there.

Also if the Pairing isn't up here it doesn't mean I hate it, though that is true for some cases, simply that I don't like it.

Also to make it clear I am not a rabid shipper, I'm happy to read things with different ships. I just prefer to read and write these ones. They make more sense to me, that's it.

Favorite sayings and quotes (many of these are copied from other profiles, if one is yours then please forgive me, if you can’t then say so and I will remove it. And if you know who said one of the unknown ones then please tell me.)

"To suggest is to create. To define is to kill." ???

"Let's die like we were born.

Screaming and bathed in blood!' Insanity Wolf

"Never trust a relative. It is far worse than trusting strangers. With a stranger there is a possibility that you might be safe." -Corwin (Book of Amber)

"Love knows no limit to its endurance, no end to its trust, no fading of its hope; it can outlast anything. Love still stands when all else has fallen.” ???

"They're always screaming Kataang. As long as they're whispering Taang, I don't care" Unifilar Livejournal.com

"Live happily with a sense to kill." Shinigami-sama speaking the main principle of his school (Soul Eater)

"The United Kingdom they call it...united, in the sense that: The Irish; hate the English, The Welsh; really hate the English, The Scottish; really, really hate the English, and the English; hate just about everybody...including, most of the English. Perhaps it's true what they say about us being one of the most tolerant countries; tolerant in the sense of being willing to live alongside so many people we can't stand." A very good british comedian making a very good point.

“Hyuuga’s don’t fall. We lay down to reduce impact." Hyuuga Hiashi (Once Upon A Maybe, a Naruto fanfic by mangospoons)

"Insanity is just a state of mind." ??

"You'd better scream fast because you'll only get one chance." Urameshi Yuusuke (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"Your best friend and your sister are planning to eat me and make me their pet. Preferably not in that order." ??

"You can only see with open eyes.

You can only hear with open ears.

You can only think with an open mind." ??

"I refuse to build my own future on the blood and tears of others!!"Kenshiro (Fist of the North Star)

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. ~ Arnold H. Glasgow

"Even I'm edible! But that is called 'cannibalism', children, and is frowned upon in most societies." Willy Wonka

"It is a joyous and rewarding time, despite the lack of joy or rewards." Narrator (Hellsing Chapter 1.1)

"I Lost weight with Zutara!" Sloganizer.net

"In life there are only Happy Endings. If it's not, then it's not the end…" Anonymous

"To live is to die...would you have it any other way?" ??

"Beauty is nothing but the promise of happuiness to come" Stendhal

"The only good is Knowledge and the only evil is ignorance" Σωκράτης

"In Theory, Theory and Practice are the same.

In Practice, they are not.

I want to live in Theory.

Everything works in Theory" ??

"War makes heroes of a few, nothing of some, and monsters of most." ??

"To love is to risk not being loved in return. To hope is to risk pain. To try is to risk failure, but risk must be taken...because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing." ??

"Zuko/Katara for your life!" Sloganizer.net

“You like someone because; you love someone although.” ??

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back, and let the world wonder how you did it." ??

"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success." ??

"Humanity is a monster. Chaos is a monster. Orks are a monster. Tyranids are a monster. Necrons are a monster. The Eldar, in their own elegant way, are a monster. Tau are the guy who walks into the haunted mansion with a flash light." Asi the Red (kovash tauva)

"Jesus loves everybody. Too bad everyone else hates your guts." ??

"My Karma ran over your Dogma." ??

"A Dirty Mind is a Joy for Life" Brimstale29

"Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" ??

"Har har har! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die!" ??

"Oh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!" ??

"I'm not evil - I have the heart of a little girl! In a jar! On my desk!" ??

“You should smile more often. Did you know that it takes less muscles to smile than it does to frown?"

"And if I don’t do either?” Temari and Shikamaru (Tapestry, A Naruto Fanfic)

"As long as I still live, I'll keep this beautiful melody of comradeship alive..." Siegfried (Kenichi, History's Strongest Disciple)

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." Friedrich Nietzsche

"Who am I...? Why am I here...? Why is that guy's tongue stuck in the VCR...?" ??

"Yori's ready to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and he's fresh out of bubblegum" No Need for Bushido

"Some people are like slinkies: Not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs..." ??

"Marriages are made in heaven. But then again, so are thunder, lightning, tornadoes and hail." ??

"The problem with shit is that it has a tendency to happen." ??

"It's a part of the old Normandy spirit to cut things close to the line. You're not having fun unless your ass is about to be set on fire." Commender Shepard (Mass Effect 3: Into The Unknown, a Mass Effect Fanfic)

"It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face." Despair, Inc.

"Constant kindness can accomplish much. s the sun makes the ice melt, kindness causes misunderstanding,mistrust and hostility to evapourate." Albert Schweitzer

"Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now." Despair, Inc.

"I'm in love with the world!!" Takamizawa (Midori no Hibi)

"That which doesn't kill you postpones the inevitable." Despair, Inc.

"A person needs to be loved the most when he deserves to be loved the least." ??

"It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black." Despair, Inc.

"It feels like his foot weighs ten thousand pounds. Which is great. He’s always wanted to try a ten thousand pound weight." Zoro (In Which Zoro is the Grand Master of the Universe, a One Piece Fanfic)

"The downside of being better than everyone else is that people tend to think you're pretentious." Despair, Inc.

"You may not be the perfect man, but you’re the right one for me." ??

"Some people dream of success, while other people live to crush those dreams." Despair, Inc.

"I'll drop you like third period french" Jaden Yuki (Yu Gi Oh Gx)

"My brother's not evil. He was just...high." Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

"Nobody's perfect, I am a nobody, therefore I must be perfect." bittersugar (distant horizon forums)

"You can do anything you set your mind to when you have the vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor." Despair, Inc.

"I figured out what's wrong with my life: its other people." Dilbert

"You should see these bullets in 3D, it's like we're actually being shot at!

We are being shot at you crazy fool!" Murdock and B.A. (The A Team)

"I don't know what's going on there but it's awesome." Shea (The Lucifer and The Biscuit Hammer)

"A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand." Bertrand Russell

"You should never look down on a sister, except to pick her up." ??

"There are two kinds of people I cannot stand: People who are intolerant of other people's ethnicities...and the Dutch!" Nigel Powers

"You have the right to remain silent! What you lack is the capacity!" Shrek

"You're not drunk enough until you have to grab the grass to keep from falling off the Earth..." Doug Benson

"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred." Woody Allen

"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident." Arthur Schopenhauer

"People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news." AJ Liebling

"Shinpaku Alliance backups, straight from the hospital." Ukita (History's Strongest Disciple Kenichi)

"Why are you so deeply opposed to the disappearance of the human race?" a friend of Albert Einstein

"War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left." Chinese Proverb (or is it??mysterious voice)

"There is no man luckier than he who believes himself so." German Proverb

“A true breast lover loves all breasts regardless of the size, and out of all of them, his favorites are the ones belonging to the woman he loves.” ???

"An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth, just leaves everyone blind and toothless." Martin Luther King Junior

"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." Oscar Wilde

“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.” Einstein

“To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best night and day to make you like everybody else means to fight the hardest battle any human being can fight and never stop fighting.” E.E. Cummings

“The world doesn't stop being funny when people die, nor does it cease being serious when people laugh.”??

“Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.” Calvin, CALVIN & HOBBES

“Screw love; I'd rather fall in chocolate.” ??

“Winners never talk about glorious victories. That's because they're the ones who see what the battlefield looks like afterwards. It's only the losers who have glorious victories.” Terry Pratchett

“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.” ??

"I could blast Marrik...Nah, I got a better idea, I'm going for rich boy!" Joey Wheeler (Yu Gi Oh)

"Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite. And furthermore, always carry a small snake" W.C.Fields

“Words are meaningless if no one can hear them.” ??

""It is the limitless knowledge of the wind I seek, and I learn it from the countless voices of the earth." ??

“There will be two dates on your tomb stone, and all your friends will read them, but all that’s gonna matter is that little dash between them.” ??

"Sure, he was a psycho killing freak before, but he was much better now." Naruto talking about Gaara (Naruto and the Goblet of Fire by Reidluver)

“I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.” ??

“Here's to you and here's to me
I pray that friends we'll always be,
but if by chance we disagree,
the heck with you and here's to me!” Irish Toast

“I believe in Dragons, Faeries, Good Men and other Fantasy Creatures!” ??

“It is better to be hated for who you are than loved for whom you are not.” ??

“The statistics say that 1 in 4 people are suffering from mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you...” ??

“Some days life just isn’t worth the trouble to chew through the leather straps on the straightjacket.” ??

"Yeah, but it's the imperium. Their idea of low key is using a tactical nuke instead of a strategic nuke." Nevermore (Kovash Tauva)

“Birdie birdie in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like white and tastes like sap, oh my gosh its birdie cp!”

"I do not fear death. Death fears ME!" Shas'o Sa'cea Dre'koran Ta'ar, replying to the Space Marine ultimatum on Nimbosa.

"There is no victory without unity, no peace when there's conflict. In this dark time, we can only forget our differences and fight the darkness together." Por'vre Tau'n Ch'koras

“...Your smile's raising my freak-out level to 90” Sha Gojyo

“All I want is your soul ... it's not like you're using it at the moment ...” ??

“Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.” Mark Twain

“A friend will help you move; a great friend will help you move a dead body.” ??

“Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.” ??

“The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.” ??

“Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.” ??

“Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.” ??

"An adult laughs and has fun for the sake of making children envious of being grown. It's to teach them that life fulfills all desires. That's my mantra."Shinome (The Lucifer and The Biscuit Hammer)

“I am known as Valetinez Alkalenela Zeehock Sushira Boherez Gombigomela Blue Stradavari Tralentrent Pierre Andre Charttenhemos E'Vonnivitchi Baldos George Doitzel Kaizer the third. Don't hesitate to call.” Vash

“It’s a long story although it’s kind of a short one.” Wolfwood

“Whatever happens, happens” Spike

“It takes an idiot to do cool things, that’s why it's cool.” Haruko

“Dontcha wanna hang out and waste your life with us?” Spike

“Duty calls! 3 o'clock tea!” Ed

"If you hate Hinata, go join your friends in Al Qaeda!" salamanderFLAME
"People are always talking about staying in shape. Last time I checked, round IS a shape."salamanderFLAME

“There is no one who does not carry scars on his heart. If there were someone like that, he would be a shallow bastard.” Hieji

“It's just like it is with the stars, there are bright ones, and there are those that are dim.” Hilda

"...I'm going ahead. The rest of you can take your time getting here. Slower than the old folks but faster then the children, ok?"Shinome (The Lucifer and The Biscuit Hammer)

"...Trace, Smite him."

"Wha-? Flora!"

"I know you can! Just set his pants on fire or something, come on" Flora and Trace (Twokinds)

"A friend is one to whom one can pour out all the contents of one's heart, chaff and grain together, knowing that the gentlest of hands will take and sift it, keeping what is worth keeping, and, with the breath of kindness, blow the rest away." - Arabian Proverb

“The will to live is stronger than anything else.” Kenshin

“Forget your personal tragedy. We are all bitched from the start, and you especially have to hurt like hell before you can write seriously.” Ernest Hemmingway’s letters to F. Scott Fitzgerald

“Clearly, 600 years ago men were as stupid as they are today. The same homophobic rituals to obscure the fact that they have feelings.” Anna

“A fork, please” Legato

“Catch me... if you can.” Shigure

"What's mine is mine, what's yours is also mine." ??

“Something is coming...it's coming this way! I don't know what it is, but it's coming!” Yuki

“I do believe in the power of stuff.” Sokka

“Fear not the darkness, merely what it hides.” ??

“People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual.” ??

“G- F-ck Y--rs-lf. Would you like to buy a vowel?” ??

“Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.” ??

"YOU CRAZY BASTARD!" Renji (Bleach)

“Shit happens...Mostly to me, so don't worry.” ??

“My head says 'who gives a shit', my heart says 'I do'.” ?? (This is why I removed mine)

“Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real.” ??

“I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.” ??

“And when we get there, you can tell me about this guy you like...” ‘so I can kick his ass!!’ Naruto (Rainbuddies, a Naruto fanfic)

"If it can't hide the dirt, then I don't want it over my shirt." Chazz Princeton (Yu Gi Oh Gx)

“I know Karate.. And a few other Japanese words, too!” ?? (Though karate actually originated in India, where the monks used it to defend themselves from bandits etc.)

"That's what friends are for, making up for the family you got stuck with." Mikey (TMNT fast forward)

“Let me write that on my 'Things I Don't Give A fuck about' list.” ??

"We love your excuses; we use them as evidence." Tv Licenses UK (there's no excuse)

"Good people are just bad people that don't get caught.” ??

“If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best.” ??

“Pain doesn't hurt when it's all you've ever felt.” ??

“If you want to label something, go work in a soup factory.” ??

“What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.” ??

“I'm the kind of person your parents warned you about.” ??

“Guns don't kill people. I do.” ??

“you can do whatever you want, just don’t get caught” ??

“A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying ‘Man that was fun!” ??

“Imagination is the one weapon against reality...FIGHT THE SYSTEM!” ??

“First they came for the Communists, and I didn’t speak up, because I wasn’t a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn’t speak up, because I wasn’t a Jew. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn’t speak up, because I was a Pagan. Then they came for me, and by that time there was no one left to speak up for me.” ??

“At the end of the game, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.” ??

“No trespassing, violators will be shot, survivors will be shot again.” ??

“Rules are contortionists. Or they should be.” ??

“They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.” Chain Mail.

“I know it's the truth! I made it up myself!” Evan

“You know what thought did, planted a chicken and thought it would grow an egg.”

“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.” Dr. Seuss

“There are many monsters in the world, most of them human and all of them mortal.” Fenoglio (Inkheart)

“Sanity is highly overrated.” ??

“Pyromaniacs and omnipotence do not mix well” Faramir ego waffle

“Of course I'm paranoid! Everyone is trying to kill me!” Weyone 6

“Just because you’re evil doesn’t mean you can’t do good” ??

"What you are is not important, what matters is what you choose to be." ??

“He drank, he drove—he made a blunder. He ended up 6’ under.” National Student Safety Program

“I am not thrilled, I am the opposite of thrilled, I am UNthrilled” Plickley (Lilo and Stitch)

“In Italy for 30 years they had warfare and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.” ??

“DON'T MESS WITH THE PLUSHIES!” obangirl2006 (and all other Aikka fangirls.)

“Plushies are nice, plushies are cool, you’ll get one, but we want two…hundred” The Oban Quill

“Learning not to love others leads to not loving oneself any longer” ??

Look at him...Filling the holes in his memory with wild delusions." Ojama Yellow (Yu Gi Oh Gx)

“To live is to die” ??

"I am a peaceful person who happens to be filled with violent rage" ??

“To the world you are only one person, but to one person you are the world.” Vincent Valentine talking to Yuffie Kisaragi (Tequila Mockingbird, try searching it on the ff7 entries.)

"Oh, woe is me! Beer for free! Sex on a stool is beside me! Won’t she come sit on my knee? Damn she’d look hot in a gi! Ack, Ack! She’s armed with a tree!" Sephiroth
"It’s not a tree, Shakespeare, it’s a stick. Come close so I can beat you with it!" Tifa (when I’m gone)

“The wheel is turning, but the hamster’s dead. You‘re fucking crazy.” Cid (when I’m Gone)

"It can't be! Uh! How did they win!" Dr. Crawler

"How? Because of your superb teaching of course...Oh wait. They're in my dorm." Professor Banner (Yu Gi Oh GX episode 11)

"The question for a killer is not, should I end this life. The question is should I let this life continue?”??

“Here, the next time you get depressed, imagine this: You are a Siamese twin. Your brother that is attached to you at the shoulder is gay. You are not. But you only have one arse.” Yuffie

“If you dwell on the past and worry about the future, the present will escape your eyes.”??

“Now is a gift, that’s why they call it the present” ??

“Evil, meet sword! Sword, meet evil!” Minsk, Bauldar’s Gate II

”In Soviet Russia, Penis Ejaculates You!” ??

“Life is pain, earth is hell and the greatest gift is death” me when a bad persona is dominant

“As I was walking among the fires of Hell, delighted with the enjoyments of Genius; which to Angels look like torment and insanity; I collected some of their Proverbs.”William Blake (1757 - 1827)

“Life is joy, earth is heaven and the greatest gift is birth” me when a nice persona is dominant

“When people figure out the meaning of life, they can come to my grave, and tell me they found it too”Fallen Dragonfly

“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.” Mark Twain.

“The soul that can speak with its eyes can also kiss with a gaze.” Anon.

“You need not remove any clothes to be sexy.” Anon.

“Fiction is the truth inside the lie.” Stephen King.

“Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!” Monty Python.

"We do not live until we have something to die for." ??

“Remember that the most beautiful things in the world are the most useless; peacocks and lilies, for example.” John Ruskin.

“It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything.” Tyler Durdan.

“Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.” Mark Twain

“Caim…he is like a demon. Nobody can kill that man…” Manah ( Imbroglio; a Drakengard fanfic)

“Words are power.” Anon.

“When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.” Jimi Hendrix.

“Love like you've never been hurt.” Mark Twain.

"Life's a bitch...and then you die" ??

"There are no strangers, just friends we have not yet met." ??

“A short saying often contains much wisdom.” Sophocles.

“Many that die deserve life, some that live deserve death. Can you give that to them?” Gandalf.

“Does this mean you're going to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you Hoju.” Homer Simpson.

“There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the pleasure is in having lots to do and not doing it.” Mary Wilson Little.

“Never pretend to a love you do not actually feel, for love is not ours to command.” Alan Watts.

“I obey the voices in my head...and they don’t like you.” ??

“I looked up the elevator shaft to see if it was coming down. It was.” A tombstone

“Well this sucks.” A tombstone

“The devil’s greatest trick, was convincing the world he didn’t exist.” ??

“I don’t discriminate, I hate everyone.” ??

"What do you know? I’m pregnant! And I did it all on my own! No, Yunie, don’t look at Tidus that way, I’ve never held affection for the slight witted." Rikku (my ever after: this is our story)

"there's a monkey in the jungle watching a vapour trail, caught up in the conflict between its brain and tail." Ian Jones-Quartey

"All wars are civil, because all men are brothers." ??

"If there's one thing I would want to be remembered for it's passion and enthusiasm. Conservation is my job, my life, my whole being." Steve Irwin

A great man who will be sorely missed.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom-Figure, Permanent Chaos, Novacaine-chan, ZephyrFiction, Anzer'ke

If you know you can fly, no matter what the laws of physics state, copy and paste this to your profile then add your name to the list: Wind Crystal, MewMewFerret, SukiraOfTheLight (Mika), ZephyrFiction, Anzer'ke

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, moviemanic122893, Ham-Kelly, DolphinAngel14 , Cherrie-Sakura, ZephyrFiction, Anzer'ke

If you are tired of enduring the slander people give you for Anime, you're not alone. The movement has begun.

If you want to join the group of those who fight the popular culutre brainwashing cult, the welcome.

You are now, a Fighting Dreamer.

To be a passive member, just remember who you are, and don't falter in your love of Anime, Fanfiction, and all things random.

To be an ACTIVE member, copy and paste this entire thing into your profile, add your name to the list below, and, if you REALLY wanna get active, e-mail, ZephyrFiction, telling him that we're not alone.

ZephyrFiction, Jedimickey, TwilightFreakNumber1, Cherrie-Sakura, The Silver Kira Fox, bleachedranma2, xoreohappyx, Twilight Commando, Kyasarin-freakload, Mint Pearl Voice, Tomahawk 3.0, jolle XD, Keiichiro-San, Anzer'ke

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, tHeBlInDbAnDiTrAvEn, Anze’ke

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don’t have a screen name or my space.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you’re laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

If you like to put these types of things in your profile, copy and paste to your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Larxene II, Dragons Ark, freakyanimegal456, Anze’ke

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it in your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your rear off

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you kinda hate when Americanisms slip into fanfiction, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you support werewolf rights, copy & paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have and insane friend copy this into your profile.

Incidentally I am too, WOOOOT for the madness

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

A friend of mine’s mother is dead and this I know told another of my friends (I do have them) to remind my motherless friend that it was mother’s day.

If you have ever pushed a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

My family all ask if I enjoyed my trip.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

Again will someone please give me a moonstone cannon.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

True coolness is achieved the moment you cease to care whether or not you are cool, if you are truly cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like classical music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like most of the music in existence, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in telekinesis raise my hand, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want Zuko to stop being an arse and join Aang already, paste this on your profile

If you think that Katara (and probably everyone else) needs to be “removed” from the equation for a while so that Toph and Aang can realize how much they love each other, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Ilia should burn in Death Mountain so Midna can have Link, paste this on your profile.

If you think that Jordan should be forced to do an Aang and give up on Molly so she can be with Aikka, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you detest the ending of the black magician trilogy, copy and paste this into our profile.

The rest however is super duper mega bg awesomeness.

If you think that Aang should be allowed to love Toph, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you find that listening to music is the best way to come up with new inspiration for a story then copy and paste this onto your page to show that you like to think your stories through!!

If you ever have intellectual conversations with the strange voices in your head, copy and past this into your profile and add your name to the list: Anthurak The Chaos Lord; Anzer'ke

If you have ever said something that you don’t understand, copy and paste this into your profile.

Fo shizzle ma bizzle?

If you've ever misspelled your own name, paste this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Uchiha-Aki-chou, MaybelleTheRAWRDragon, Chutneyispower (Damn right!), Dark Flame Pheonix (guilty as charged), XxXSand-Jounin-TemariXxX (What better way to spend your day?), Awaii, Luna2986(Done that 5-10 times XD)Kyoko Izumi, Anthurak The Chaos Lord (ALL HAIL FANDOM!), Anzer'ke

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile.

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you spend more than ten minutes thinking up 'paste this to your profile' quotes, paste this to your profile.

If you are getting sick of “console wars”, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the idiots who say that video games/ movies/ songs are responsible for violence/ drugs/ that piece of chewing gum on the ground/ all of the evils of humanity, are a bunch of overpaid morons who can’t admit that we are responsible for our evil and while these things do give it a shape they do not create it and we should be mature enough to admit this, copy and paste this into your profile.

I am the the coolest of the the cool, if you noticed what was wrong with that sentence, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe that humans are the root of all evil, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are an Equationist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever gone an entire week without baring any skin other then your mouth and… ahem… you know, then copy and paste this into your profile.

I love ski masks.

If you are now a little scared of/ disturbed by me, copy and paste this into your profile.

Join the club, I’m told they have T-shirts.

If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you can get away with ANYTHING, but NOT abuse the ability, paste this to your profile

If you are a compulsive liar copy and paste this into your profile.

If you didn’t notice the one above then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

My New Favorite Poem:

Fire and Ice; by Robert Frost

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice.

From what I've tasted from desire,

I hold with those who favor fire.

But if I had to perish twice,

I think I know enough of hate,

To say that for destruction ice

Is also great

And would suffice

Defenestration
dee-fen-uh-strey-shuhn
n. An act of throwing someone or something out of a window.

Awesome disclaimer, written by Spectrum (Path of No Regrets: Renewal, a naruto fanfic)

Disclaimer: Facts:

1. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
2. Jack Bauer has killed 185 people in six days’ time.
3. Masashi Kishimoto created Naruto.

Kishimoto FTW.

The Laws of an Older Brother
Whether you have a younger Brother or sister:

1. If they get too klingy, pick them up, and flip them over.

2. Try and fight, hold them off with one hand.

3. For a younger bro, Offer him advice on girlfriend.

4. For younger sis, Threaten anyone who tried to take her out

5. Be warned, you WILL be asked to chaufer them everywhere

6. BEWARE THE PINKY SWEAR. They will hold it against you for LIFE, until they break their half.

7. When they come crying to you because of something, listen to them. You were in that position once before, and didn't hve anyone to cry on.

8. Rip the head off any bastard that tried to hurt them.

9. When all else fails, ice Cream solves all problems.

10. ALWAYS be there for them. Every girlfriend digs a caring older brother. But if she makes you choose, show her the door.

A little poem against Homophoebia (god knows who wrote it)

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

and BECAUSE the whole fight against gay marriage is ridiculous:

1.) Gay marriage is not natural, and as a species, we always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and lyposuction.

2.) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3.) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behaviour. People may even wish to marry their own pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4.) Straight marriage has been atound a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5.) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6.) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7.) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8.) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we only have one religion in the world.

9.) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10.) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms.Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Stereotyping

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals ...don't ask it's really complicated.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I mean for christ's sake I just am crazy and like hugging random people, it was nothing more then that...again don't ask
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. ...NOOOOOT!! I'm really, really ugly. It's fun.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. MY lack of a social life stems from a hatred of the general public...I'm okay with individuals though.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude TMI for the win, damn those oaths of celibacy made for no religious reason.

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ugly out of sheer chance, bad luck and...god hating my guts...
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. Though I am...crazy that is.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. no...wait that ones true...for me at least
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep This just ruins a bunch of my many jokes.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. Bucket hats for the win.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser Though I am
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST be a clone of Groundskeeper Willy

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

(I Love you mummy!)

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Here are some actual warnings on some consumer goods, just in case you needed further proof the human race is doomed due to its own stupidity. Comments not from me, originally found on Xelskyr's profile

On a Myer hairdryer:
'Do not use while sleeping'.
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Crisps(chips if you aren't british):
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
'Directions: Use like regular soap'.
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
‘serving suggestion: Defrost'.
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert
(printed on bottom):
'Do not turn upside down'.
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
'Product will be hot after heating'.
(And you thought??...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
'Do not iron clothes on body'.
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication'.
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
'Warning: May cause drowsiness'.
(And...I'm taking this because??)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
'For indoor or outdoor use only'.
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
'Not to be used for the other use'.
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts:
'Warning: contains nuts'.
(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
'Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts'.
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

I don't blame the company, I blame the parents for this one:
On a child's superman costume:
'Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly'.

Now the Greatest of them All

On a Swedish Chainsaw:
'Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals'.
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

As the list below demonstrates my loathing of Harry Potter (or rather the greater portion of its fanbase) doesn't extend to funny stuff from or to do with it.

Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.
Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.
Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.
Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while.
Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.
Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.
Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.
Draco Malfoy … disagrees.
Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.
Ron Weasley … is very afraid.
Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.
Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.
Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.
George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.
Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.
James Potter … doesn’t believe her.
Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.
Sirius Black … killed by drapery.
Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.
Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane.
Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.
Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’.
Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence.
Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.
Slytherins … will push someone else off.
Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.
Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.
Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

Little Susie took a drink and fell down to the floor, for what she thought was H2O was H2SO4 (read out loud for full effect)

Heres a copy of the Fourty Nine Laws of Anime, copy it if you're a anime writer.
Fourty- Nine laws of Anime:
Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito
1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.
2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.
4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.
5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.
6. Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.
7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.
8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.
9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).
10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.
11. Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".
12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.
13. Law of Energetic Emission
There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.
14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.
First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.
15. Law of Inexhaustability
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.
16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)
Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.
17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.
18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.
19. Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.
20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.
21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses aren't...
22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.
23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.
24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.
First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.
25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.
26. Law of Feline Mutation
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
a) be female
b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.
27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.
28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.
29. Law of Melee Luminescence
Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.
30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.
31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.
32. Law of Follicular Permanence
Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!
33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.
34. Law of Probable Attire
Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
--Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
--Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.
35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.
36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
a) The Hero/Leader
b) His girlfriend
c) His Best Friend/Rival
d) A Hulking Brute
e) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
--Extreme Coolness
--Amazing intelligence
--Incredible Irritation
37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.
First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.
38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.
39. Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...
40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.
41. Law of Xylolaceration
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.
42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.
43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
There is no Law #43.
44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.
45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.
46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives

Couple theme songs

A.t.L.A.

Smellerbeexlongshot-when you say nothing at all (Ronan Keating)

TophxAang-You found me (Kelly Clarkson)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-478qhz2u8A

Riot Girl (??) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtThA0_4-_g

Ordinary Day (Vanessa Carlton) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZniMb78mhpw&watch_response

Hero (Enrique Englesias)

Surrender (Joy Williams) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3sWw_SUtXQ

If everyone cared (Nickelback)

Just the girl (??) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKPkdAEcEeM&mode=related&search=

Unafraid (Joy Williams) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZguMoSgFd8&mode=related&search=

Accidentally in love (Counting Crows)

Baby come on (+44)

Meet Virginia (Train) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmihAYo_ayw

Cross our fingers (??) first verse-aang, second-toph, rest-both

If we were a movie (Hanna Montana) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjwU69jhppQ

I’m with you (Avril Lavigne)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4EMN4N2Du0

When I'm Gone (Three Doors Down) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDLrFv8MKq8

Skater boy (Avril Lavrine) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDyDte2SeXg

Girlfriend (Avril Lavigne) by the way, anyone who’s seen the video of this may have noticed how easy it is to substitute Toph (avril black hair) Aang (boyfriend) and Katara (avril red hair+ glasses) into this. And as for the “you’ll be wrapped around my finger” line, whoever he ends up with Aang is so gonna be whipped.

ZukoxKatara-Unwritten (Natasha Beddingfield) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxEXwbk7E8E

This World Can't Tear Us Apart (Trivium)

Zelda

LinkxMidna- Volcano (Damien Rice)

I’m no angel (Dido)

Boulevard of broken dreams (Green Day)

Just the girl (??)

Do you know (Enrique Iglesias)

Iris (Goo-Goo Dolls)

Twilight (Vanessa Carlton)

It is you (Dana Glover)

This is the best T.P. vid ever http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqFdxh_TcHM

Warhammer 40K

O'ShovahxO'Shaserra- If everyone cared (Nickelback)

Final Fantasy

VincentxYuffie- Girlfriend (Avril Lavigne)

URGENT MESSAGE TO ALL TAANG SHIPPERS/ AVATAR FANS/ ANYONE EVEN REMOTELY INTERESTED. FOLLOW THIS LINK TO FIND OUT WHY TAANG WILL HAPPEN… I HOPE…PLEASE. (Does cute face while gesturing madly at Vyse to arm the moonstone cannon.)- http://community.livejournal.com/aang_toph/28465.html

if any of these links are broken please tell me.

Pairing evidence.

Zelda

LinkxMidna

No matter how much you desire otherwise, you’ll never become more than a shadow in their world… - Zant

It appears shadow has been moved by light. - Ganondorf

Lets face it people, bad guys know all personal deails, it's part of their inate knowledge of how to ruin peoples' lives. And as for Zant, he was soooooooo lusting after Midna, I shudder to think what he would have done to her if Link hadn't slammed a sword down his throat. And on that note I would like to mention that Link seemed a little more aggressive against Zant and Ganondorf then he normally is.

A.t.L.A.

TophxAang

See above link.

Oh and could someone tell me where the FK in the series is the evidence that Aang doesn't like earthbending/ is not great at it cause I've looked everywhere and it seems he does/is.