Hey! And for every reason why you are on my profile... -_- I welcome you. And if your read all of it I applaud you and I will also be a little slightly be creeped out...

Well, I am officiall Kibas-Public-Butt-Scratcher now. Before you might have known me as AlphonseElric2 or sumthing like that. And I am proud to have been on this site for more than a year! WOO-HAH!

My name is Alex(ander) James Martin. Just call me Al. :

Well, I do like animes obviously. My favourite mostly exist of the ones I have actually seen... sweatdrop and yah. My favourites consist of Uta Kata, Loveless, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Gundam (Wing, Seed, Seed Destiny), Full Metal Panic, Full Metal Panic Fumoffu (Im sorry to say I havent started watching the Second Mission series one), err... Eureka Seven, WOLFS RAIN! I cant forget that, err...Tsubasa, Hack.sign, Hack.roots, Kiba, and Gakuen Heaven. Well those are basically the ones I can think of.

I love drawing and I certainly draw a lot, so if you want to see one of my drawings just PM me, and Ill contact you. I obviously like to write... thats well... the whole reason why I am on here... and WARNING: I know this is horrid and a pure showcase of laziness; but I do not proof-read my work, XD. I just want to put it up so bad... I just kind of do... er... yah...

I love Hayao Myizaki movies. (I dont even care if I spelt that wrong). The ones that Ive seen so far are: Whispers to the Heart, Spirited Away, Castle in the Sky (My favoruite), Howls Moving Castle, Nassica and the Valley of the Wind, and Princess Mononoke.

I read... of course, and I love reading Fantasy and Romance stories... yah... I also like gruesome books, and sad books, and war books, and all sorts of books. Ill read anything that you can throw at me. Except Ivanhoe. That book is impossible to read... XD.

I also have a little bit of a problem with OCs. i dont like reading about them a whole much. A lot of the problem is that the character is supposed to be perfect or have such a sad background. And most of the time, they are made to resemble the author. I have to admit, I have written OCs bu none of them are based on me. None of them are absolute main characters. None of them have that perfectness to them. My OCs are made to keep the story going. And most of the time, I kill them off afterwards. So you see, i only read OC stories, if they have peeked my interest. If the OC is created withflaws and it written well, I will read it and lets just say, It is almost a honour for me to read not only review to a OCed story.

Also... the beginning of Dont Let Go sucks. It was written when I was just getting better at writing. and as you can tell I have progressed.

I also write tradegy and romance stories, so it is rare to find happiness in my stories... XD

Well that is me... and if you made it through, again I applaud you.

sincerily... me. :D

If you want to contact me other than fanfiction, you can ask for my msn. Im way to lazy to write it out right now... XD

Now random things I have copied and pasted onto my profile!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen,Laby Anne Boleyn, Wild Shadows, Darkangelkyo101, kawaii hime-sama, Kibas-Public-Butt-Scratcher (Hell yes!),

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vise versa, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you are afraid of Gai, copy and post this on your profile. o_o

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. -many times for me

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy/paste this into your profile - i also wondered why the hell someone decided to DRINK it afterwards... i mean wtf?

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!

1-Kiba

2-Hinata

3-Neji

4-Gaara

5-Tobi (Madara)

6- Itachi

7-Shino

8-Kurenai

9-Shikamaru

10-ZABUZA

11- Kisame

12-Sasuke

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

YUSH! XP

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Looks damn fine in a dress.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Some questions should never be answered.

(or asked)

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Oh yah. I have a pretty poem on my favourite stories list.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Creepy but maybe.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Five and Ten! ZABUZA AND TOBI ARE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER!!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Shino would stare blankly, shut the door and walk away slowly.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Trapped in the village of the mist, Neji is stuck in turmoil. Trapped behind enemy lines, and a mysterious assasin after him, Neji is drove to the border line of sanity. But when Neji identifies his assasin and they are intertwinned together in a perlious adventure, Love will grow but it will end just as soon as it started leaving both of their hearts broken.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Um...
I don't feel obligated to answer that question.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Sasuke stepped on Shino's bug and feels the obligation of comforting him, but what will it take to get Shino to his old slightly happy persona?

LEMON!! XP

Just Kidding.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Kiba tries to imress Hinata but in the end only impresses Neji...

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Maybe?

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Um... I have no idea. Ed could.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Um... Can we eliminate five? >.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

OOOHH!! That sword is bigger than mine!! TTTT

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Music Box by Thrice.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelce fic, what would the warning be?

Unexpected nosebleeds and incest implied.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Do you want to see my sword? 9.9

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Okay. These are my random lessons of doom. I'll put one up randomly when ever I feel like it. XD

1. Singing by the washing machine gets many dumb-founded stares

2. Never pee in the wind.

3. Watch out for loons and swans. They are reincarnations of the devil!

4. Vampires will bite you even if you say you are a vampire.

5. If you ever get rabies, don't ever think it is okay to bite people

6. Llama's spit.

7. Don't do drugs!

8. Please try not to pee in the pool. That is just not sanitary.

9. If you happen to be chasing a squirrel with a lawnmower, let me remind you it is a big mess to clean up afterwards.

10. Peeing on a bus stop can get you suspended from the mall.

11. Ninjas. They are everywhere.

12. Pirates. They will eat your cookies. D:

13. Don't call Cowboys 'Cowboys'. They do not actually ride cows. -_-

and now officially it is over... no pranks now... only the updates section which nobody really should care about. XD It is like a personal To Do list.

Updates:

I deleted all my stories. I have hit a road block for all of them and I can't seem to write them anymore. Oh, Well.